After being trapped in the infinite variety show, the big salted fish killed her crazy

Chapter 17 The Talking Potato

Thinking too much makes my head hurt.

Yun Shu crumpled the piece of paper, flushed it into the toilet, then went to bed, closed her eyes, and fell asleep.

After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, Lu Mingzhu's voice sounded outside.

"Yunshu? Yunshu, Yunshu, Yunshu, Yunshu!"

She turned over and covered her ears and continued to sleep.

There was a lot of noise outside, and there was no sound. From the sound, it seemed that Chu Xiaoqin had pulled Lu Mingzhu away.

She relievedly put down her hands covering her ears, yawned a little, and was about to sleep until it was dark, but Lu Mingzhu ran back again.

"Yunshu! Don't sleep, you've been asleep for most of the day, come out and look outside, there's a talking potato downstairs!"

"..." All she knew was a talking humanoid potato at the door!
Yun Shu lifted the quilt and got out of bed, opened the door and faced Lu Mingzhu outside.

Lu Mingzhu's hand on the door stopped in mid-air: "You're up..."

"Do you know why the Evil Queen gave Snow White a poisoned apple?"

"Huh?" Lu Mingzhu was a little dazed, looking at her with inexplicable eyes, "Why?"

Yun Shu: "Because she's too noisy."

Lu Mingzhu: "...Are you talking about me?"

Chu Xiaoqin, who came over one step later, suppressed a smile and said, "Yunshu, I've already slept for half a day, how about going down to play? The talking potato she mentioned is quite cute and suitable for you."

Yun Shu touched the soft white skirt on her body, and said calmly: "Is it suitable for me to hammer it to pieces with a wine bottle?"

Chu Xiaoqin's smile froze.

It was as if she had returned to the time when she swung the wine bottle and smashed the ghost's head violently, that neat move, that ferocious force...that little potato might be blown apart.

He opened his mouth: "In short, there are still a lot of fun down here."

The two of them had a friendly meeting, Yunshu thought about it, and closed the door and went downstairs with them.

In the spacious and somewhat empty living room, the "famous little potato" was just standing on the dining table.

The appearance is indeed a potato, very realistic, you can feel the texture of the potato skin when you poke it with your finger.

Like a seller eager to show off, Lu Mingzhu pretended to touch Tudou's butt casually, and then said lightly, "Tudou, who do you think is the most beautiful here?"

Potato: "It's you, it's you, my heart is all about you~"

Yun Shu: "..."

"What kind of spoiled potato is this? It's better to rot in the ground."

Chu Xiaoqin couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud.

With a pale face, Lu Mingzhu asked Tudou to sing again.

Local Tudou sang an English song, but no one understood it, but the melody was good, and Lu Mingzhu was already five beats behind and hummed twice.

Yunshu lifted up the potato, looked it over and over again, and Chu Xiaoqin told her in a low voice beside him: "The place where the sound came out is on the top of the head, but I couldn't find any lines that can be disassembled."

"Then break it open and see..."

Before finishing talking, Tudou was snatched by Lu Mingzhu and hugged her in her arms.

"What are you smashing, you are addicted to smashing, right? Wouldn't it be nice to stay and listen to nursery rhymes?"

"Okay," she didn't just stare at this little thing, "you keep it."

Other things were not so lucky, Yunshu lifted them up and shook them while watching, and would knock on the ground if interested.

Wherever you pass by, things will encounter black hands, and once the wind blows, the rest of the things will basically be disassembled and tattered.

Chu Xiaoqin and Lu Mingzhu were able to persuade her to stop in the beginning, but they were numb later.

The electronic sound seemed to be on holiday, and there was no intention of stopping it at all. Probably, they wouldn't be deducted points like they were in the basement before?That's nothing to worry about, the rotten ones are not my own.

Yunshu didn't know what they were thinking, she took apart some small things that could be taken apart, figured out everything, and then groped to put it back together again.

It was an interesting process, but the result was not so good.

Things that could make a sound before being broken, after being dismembered and put together again, I don’t know what went wrong, and I stuttered, and I couldn’t finish a sentence smoothly no matter how I shot.

She was a little guilty, put the things back to their original positions, pretended she didn't know anything, got up nonchalantly, and sat on the sofa in the living room.

Chu Xiaoqin also sat down, he didn't touch the things here, at most he just touched them, and then followed Yunshu to see the structure of those things, he didn't directly get started.

It looks very orderly.

After sitting down, he took the initiative to chat with her.

"Your audience favorite value has not changed this time, and your ranking may drop. But it's not necessarily true. Maybe your favorite value has surpassed ours by more than 11 points before."

Yun Shu: "Yes."

"I don't know what the next issue will be like, are you afraid?"

Yun Shu: "It's okay."

"It seems to me that you are not very interested in these games. Whether it is on the island or here, there seems to be no difference in your eyes. Why don't you tell me what you like?"

"Who said there is no difference?" She replied a little too much, "I can't eat enough to sleep well on the island, but it's different here."

After finishing speaking, he didn't give him another chance to try to talk heart-to-heart, so he took advantage of the situation and asked: "When will you eat?"

Lu Mingzhu, who was still playing with potatoes, couldn't help complaining about her: "Why do you only know how to eat and sleep?"

"Because no one has set an example for me, otherwise you will show me without eating or sleeping later, and I will definitely learn from you in the future."

Lu Mingzhu: "...I won't talk to you."

Yun Shu rolled her eyes spiritually, sat at the edge of the dining table, patted the table, and asked the air: "When will you eat?"

No one answered.

Lu Mingzhu smiled and talked to Tudou, the laughter was obviously aimed at her.

Yunshu stared sideways, staring so hard that she couldn't laugh anymore, and then mercilessly snatched the potatoes from her hand.

Lu Mingzhu turned pale in shock, as if her child had been robbed: "What are you doing?!"

"Question."

She slapped Tudou's butt: "When will you eat? If you don't speak, I'll smash you."

Lu Mingzhu: "..."

Chu Xiaoqin: "..."

She is cruel and cute, because she looks so innocent and harmless, like a child talking harshly to a toy.

Unlike Lu Mingzhu, because she is too gorgeous, she has an offensive taste when she points at Sang and scolds Huai, as if she is tearing b in a crowd of women.

Fortunately, this potato really has some skills. Not long after, the electronic voice came out to say that the food will be ready soon.

Then a cylindrical robot ran out slowly, and several dishes were placed on the three-layer horizontal plate in the middle.

The two small light bulbs on the robot's big head glowed yellow, and the "mouth" kept repeating the same words.

"Eat, eat, eat, eat—"

When he ran over, he bumped into the table leg and let out a cry.

"Ah, I hit it, it hurts so much."

Lu Mingzhu exclaimed: "It's amazing, it still screams in pain."

Chu Xiaoqin wanted to think more deeply: "There has been no one here, and all have been replaced by robots. The technology in this place is very advanced."

After the two of them finished speaking, they both turned their heads and waited for Yunshu to say something as if they were playing in a row.

She thought about it, and pointed to the pink beef on the last plate.

"It still has blood, I don't want to eat it."

　Oh, it’s [-] words, logically speaking, it should be the first round of water testing.
　　
　
(End of this chapter)