Law Enforcer's Handbook

Chapter 323 Caveman Joke

In the fourth neutral country, there is an absolutely forbidden topic.

Because of this topic, many people disappear mysteriously every month and are listed on the list of missing persons.

But even so, there are always people who are not smart.

The main reason why the old city is called a "garbage disposal plant" is that they need to deal with some fools sent by the intelligence agencies from time to time.

The Igors are typical, another unlucky guy sent here because of a caveman joke.

After the promotion and topic of going to the surface was banned, some people who thought they were humorous and ironic created caveman jokes.

But what happened?
These satirists finally turned into the cavemen they imagined as they wished, and many of them were cut shorter than the cavemen by the intelligence agencies.

It's just that Nicholas didn't expect that after several purges, someone would be arrested for promoting caveman jokes. He felt sorry for the stupidity of this family, because one of his jobs was to help the intelligence department get rid of the people on the list. people.

He felt that the Igor family must be stupid to the core.

Because when they were sent to the "execution ground", the other party told him several caveman jokes in a row, as if trying to awaken his memories of the past.

But for a professional garbage disposal, the most basic professionalism is not to have unnecessary curiosity.

Today, however, it's something else that's bothering Nikolai.

The intelligence department believed that he did not perform his duties well this time and deal with the people on the list, because someone witnessed that the Igor family was still alive and kicking. They went to the market early this morning and bought some synthetic ingredients to go back.

But how is this possible?

Nicholas was very sure that the bullet pierced the heads of the three members of the family, and blood and brains flowed all over the floor. They were obviously dead and couldn't die anymore. There might have been such a fleeting sense of guilt deep in his heart. , but that doesn't make him keep his hand. The only thing he can do for this family is to give them a happy time.

Nikolai filled the bathtub in the bathroom with cool water and added a large bag of ice cubes as his way of calming himself down.

Soaking his body in ice water, the biting chill made his thinking much clearer.

He doesn't know how the Igor family came back from the dead. He is not a scientist and he is not interested in getting to the bottom of it. He only knows that the intelligence agency is not happy with the fact that they are still alive, so what he has to do next is very simple. up.

Take the dick and the bullets, get the job done one more time, and let everything that happened before be a nightmare.

……

When Nicholas broke into Igor's family again wearing a black hood, the scene inside seemed familiar.

The room was filled with the fragrance of red cabbage soup. This family was incredibly optimistic. Even though they were driven from the civilian areas to the old city, their lives were still orderly, and their happy smiles were incompatible with the whole old city.

Nicholas stood still at the door for a moment. He carefully observed everyone in Igor's family, and it was difficult to confirm that there were no scars left by bullets on their heads.

On the way they told a lot of caveman jokes that he had never heard before.

The difference from the last time is that this time Nikolai made up his gun.

He repaired a lot of guns until he emptied all the bullets he brought. If a colleague saw him, he would laugh at him for being a rookie for wasting so many bullets on corpses. In the old city, bullets are a hard currency. , Only a rookie who touches a gun for the first time will make such a waste of bullets.

But he was intimidated.

Not only because the scene made him feel familiar, but because the other person finally looked him directly in the eye and said, "You can kill me, but you can't kill an idea."

In fact, Nicholas never thought of killing a certain kind of idea. He just collects money for people to do things. As long as you kill your people, his work will be declared complete.

As an experienced killer, he can't remember how long it has been since his hands were shaking when he fired a gun.

But this time, his hands were shaking badly, and he didn't get any better after returning home.

Nicholas filled another bathtub with ice water, lit a cigarette, and soaked his body in it. The scene of what happened just now kept flashing back in his mind, making him feel guilty again. of baptism.

Then, a phone call interrupted his self-reflection.

"Nicholas, are you having a cramp in your head?"

A female voice came from the other end of the phone.

Obviously, the other party was in a fit of anger and had a very bad attitude, "Where are you now?"

"Just got home, what happened?"

"Let me ask you, why is the Igor family still alive? I just saw them ostentatiously passing through the downtown area and telling a caveman joke in front of a group of people. The intelligence department must be pissed off by this It exploded, do you think they can swallow this breath?"

The woman on the other end of the phone was almost snarling, until she finished venting her emotions, she lowered her voice slightly and said, "Yes, I know there is a child on that list, I don't know if your conscience suddenly discovered it or what Yes, but even if you survive, can't you let them disappear for a while?"

After this questioning, the two parts of the phone fell into a deathly silence.

"... Nicholas?"

"Do they have bullet holes?"

Nicholas asked in a low voice. This time, ice water and cigarettes couldn't suppress his mood, because he had already opened the phone photo album.

In order to ensure that this was not a nightmare or his own fantasy, he violated the principle he had always been and left evidence when he left the scene. On the ground, lined up one by one.

Blood stained the floor, and through the bullet holes in his body, he could see the scenery on the other side straight.

"No, why do you ask so suddenly?"

"Would you believe me if I said that I had already killed them?"

"You have killed them? But... how is this possible?"

"And twice."

This phone call made Nicholas understand one thing. He did not miss the last time, and it was not a nightmare or fantasy. He really shot the head of this family with a bullet that night.

"Go to **** intelligence, if they can do it, let them do it themselves."

There is definitely something wrong with this family.

Nicholas never wanted to put on the hood again and break into the door of that family, because he suddenly felt that the Igor family was more terrifying than the intelligence department.

With positive and optimistic smiles on their faces forever, they climbed back from the cemetery again and again.

perhaps……

That family is long dead.

The one who talked to him just now was some kind of other creature with the same appearance as their family.

(End of this chapter)