Chapter 44 Long Baobao's new high jump record!
"You are the dean!"

"You are honorary professors!"

"Why?"

"So longing for something like that?"

"What are you talking about? As long as you find out? Be sure to notify immediately!"

"Then don't waste a drop!"

"Mom!"

Zhao Youbao and the deputy person in charge felt that their values ​​had completely collapsed.

This is Lu Changfeng from the Imperial Department of Biology.

What a status.

This is an academician.

As long as you are an adult, you basically know what kind of level such a person is in the empire.

Of course, many people are not very clear about the status of such an academician.

Keep it simple.

In a university, basically, there are academicians.

The existence of these well-known academicians will lead to a much higher admission score for this school.

Many universities are completely supported by those well-known academicians.

After all, it's about teachers.

It was originally a standard to measure whether a university has a future.

There is also no matter whether it is the appropriation of the empire every time, or what.

They all look at academicians very much.

These academicians, everywhere, are baby bumps.

I remember that there was such a news before, about a man in his seventies or eighties, he was an academician.

He is very economical.

Also very low key.

The car I drive every time is still the kind of domestic car that is about to be scrapped.

Under such circumstances, many directors in the school, as well as the principal, were worried about his safety.

Finally one day.

leaders of those schools.

can not watch anymore.

Just stole his car.

After all, persuasion is fruitless, and they all know it.

I thought that after stealing it, this old academician must have another one, right?
Then everyone went to persuade him not to report to the official.

That car didn't cost much.

But what I didn't expect was that this old academician was very powerful, so he wanted to report to the official.

As a result, it went to the bureau.

Then this farce completely made netizens look stupid.

It can be seen from this that, really, an academician is really important to the school and society.

An academician has a much higher status than a multi-billionaire or a rich man on a ranking list.

Of course, academicians like Lu Changfeng are much more powerful than ordinary academicians.

And such an academician.

However, for that little thing's excrement, it is possible to have such a heated discussion, and it is also regarded as a treasure.

The key is.

I heard that there are still many departments seeking samples.

Even the two old professors under the School of Biology seem to be fighting for it.

They want research rights.

At this moment, Lu Changfeng finally couldn't help it when he saw the debate among these people under his banner, "Listen up, stop talking to me, Bai Zimo, and Liu Yinglin, you two are experts in this field, When the excrement is collected, it will be handed over to the two of you to take to the capital, and the rest of you should stop talking!"

Lu Changfeng immediately added: "Remember, when you collect the feces, you must protect the feces."

soon.

Bai Zimo over there.

And Liu Yinglin, until I heard the news.

That's an excitement.

Really, I am happier than my grandson who was admitted to Qingbei University.

It's just an old fat man who weighs a few hundred pounds.

Of course, Zhao Youbao is still on video with Lu Changfeng, and seeing this scene, he will be drunk
These professors.

I really convinced them.

All fighting over shit?

At the same time, the crew of Peach Blossom Island.

Everyone is looking at Luo Feng.

Watching him, bathing in the sun.

It looks very comfortable.

Looking at the little guy lying on the table basking in the sun, everyone thought that the table might be too hard.

Someone else suggested.

Just take some soft cloth, and then come to cushion Luo Feng.

He really took good care of Luo Feng.

but it seems
For a while, the crew couldn't find such a piece of fabric.

Shangguan Shui'er proposed, and gave her the white sweater, and put it on Luo Feng.

see this scene.

Live Ji's audience.

Once again, the words "humans are not as good as animals" series were typed on the public screen.

wrong.

What is the "human beings are not as good as animals" series?
People are obviously not as good as dragon series.

And
In other words, people should be inferior to dragons, right?

In ancient times, what was a dragon?The dragon is the emperor.

The Son of Heaven is a dragon.

The dragon is also the son of heaven.

What about Luo Feng?Of course he likes the smell of Shangguan Shui'er, and Luo Feng would naturally not refuse her clothes.

Enjoy it peacefully.

With a sweater on it, it is not as hard as a round wooden table.

It's more comfortable.

"This little guy, can he really use the sun to replenish his energy?"

Huang Ziqing looked at Luo Feng who was resting on his stomach, and thought to himself, if he was full of energy, would he be able to perform that kind of show that called for the wind and rain again?
"Isn't that right? I think the solar energy should be absorbed by him!" Shangguan Shui'er knew that Luo Feng was not asleep and was just basking in the sun, so he patted his head and found out in surprise, "This Two small bags are getting bigger and bigger!"

Of course.

People in the studio.

heard here.

The bullet screen floated up again.

even.

The professors who watched the video remotely in the hotel also got excited.

"Bag? What kind of bag?"

"It looks like there is indeed a protruding tumor on the forehead!"

"What bag! This is the dragon horn!"

Of course.

The previous few times.

The crew also found this bag, but in order to avoid the disbelief of the empire, they did not spread rumors.

Everyone dare not say anything about Longjiao.

"Fuck, this must be a dragon's horn!"

"That sika deer, isn't it like this when it was young? It doesn't have any horns, but when it grows up, it pops out!"

"Yes, when it reaches adulthood, those horns will be very spectacular!"

"My Cao! Now that horns have grown out, can't you f*ck prove that this is a dragon?"

"Experts, what evidence are you waiting for? Such creatures, one by one, can grow horns? What are they not dragons?"

"Can crocodiles have horns? Can lizards have horns? Except dragons? Can anything else?"

"Hahaha! At the beginning, the person who said that the little thing is just a mutated skinny lizard, come out now? How do you say that?"

"Yeah, at the beginning, many people said it couldn't be a dragon, they said it was a mutated lizard, but now they're all here to talk? Why don't you come to talk?"

"Damn! Those who think they have some knowledge and then believe in science, those people are really disgusting!"

"Now even those professors who are [-] times stronger than them are talking about a myth and a folklore, and they are still playing with what they know!"

"What are you talking about? According to Darwin's theory of evolution, creatures like dragons do not exist. In terms of biological coordination, the dragon with wings in the West is the most scientific! If there is a dragon, it is also the one in the West. kind."

"Although I have to say that the kind of dragon we described in ancient times does not conform to Darwin's theory of evolution and is not coordinated! But this is in the Nima myth? Are you still considering coordination? Considering the theory of evolution? Fuck you!"

"Hahaha! Are you fucking amazing? Evolution theory? It's so funny!"

"Besides, is the theory of evolution really hammered? It's just a concept accepted by most people!"

"Wait, these xenophobes, this little thing is going to call the wind and rain again, let's see what they say then!"

"There's no need for it to rain again! I already believed in the rain just now! Without him yelling at the sky, it wouldn't have rained at all! It's not a coincidence!"

Of course.

At the hotel at this moment, Lu Changfeng and others also began to pay attention to the small bag on Luo Feng's head.

After all, it is getting bigger and bigger.

It really smells like horns.

previous words.

Everyone thinks, maybe not the horns.

It's just a sarcoma.

And the present shape, as the body grows longer, becomes more and more obvious.

As long as Luo Feng grows magnificent horns, it will be more convincing to the society, or to the whole world.

"Staff who are still on Peach Blossom Island, now, quickly operate the simulated drone for me, and zoom in the camera for me!"

What Lu Changfeng was thinking at the moment.

All that horn.

He wants a sharp close-up.

Really speechless.

Why are you back so early?
Why not stay a little longer?
Otherwise, you can watch it live now.

The staff of the Biology Department left by the film crew could only listen to the orders, and then began to operate a simulated bird camera, and flew towards the sky where Luofeng was basking in the sun.

Such a simulated bird.

In the biological world, if you get mixed into a flock of birds, basically no bird will find out that his companion is a fake.

Of course, you said birds can smell?

Even if he has such a good sense of smell.

Wouldn't it be nice for the scientists to get some similar taste on the simulated bird?
quickly,

The simulated bird flew closer and closer, and Luo Feng's portrait became clearer and clearer.

On Professor Lu's side, facing such a scene, he was also very excited, and kept shouting into the headset: "A little lower, a little lower, it's not clear enough, I want to see the horns."

The staff who stayed on the set couldn't help it either.

It can only be that the simulated bird is getting lower and lower.

But at this moment, Luo Feng had actually observed the little bird flying around him.

How to look.

Nothing is right.

Why is this little bird so stiff?

Luo Feng as the soul of man.

It can be analyzed naturally.

"It's not a fake bird, is it?"

"The high technology of Westerners? Then come to assassinate me?"

thought here.

Luo Feng was terrified.

Those from Di'an?
Can you keep the living people from coming in?
Can you still watch such a simulated bird?

Luo Feng didn't know that they, Lu Changfeng and others, had arranged so many cameras around him, such as simulated stones, tree stumps, and birds, to observe the daily life.

Therefore, Luo Feng worried about his own safety.

At this moment, he directly propped himself up, jumped for about one meter, and pulled the little bird down in one fell swoop.

Immediately pressed to the ground.

Wipe it.

Just a few claws.

Step on it for a while.

obviously.

Lu Changfeng is here.

The video was interrupted directly.

At this moment, Lu Changfeng, in the last second of the video, can only see that Luo Feng took off on the spot and pulled down the simulated bird camera.

And after stepping on it a few times.

The sharp claws are also powerful.

Let the simulated bird be "divided".

Those wires, those cases.

All exposed.

"How did this happen?" Lu Changfeng was a little silly, "How could he just pull down that simulated bird?"

Anyway.

it looks.

It's like Tarzan in the movie, jumping up and dragging down the helicopter from the sky.

The imagery is like this.

Although the height is not more than ten meters.

But is there more than 2 meters?
This jumping ability?
It's amazing, isn't it?
A new record for the little guy's high jump has been set!
The crew members were also dumbfounded seeing this.

How to say after all?

Although this little guy's temper is unpredictable, and sometimes he will tease the crew, but he definitely won't have such a big temper.

It will not harm the surrounding flowers and animals.

Sometimes, chasing a butterfly to play, he just chased it.

will not harm them.

But this time.

Actually hurt a bird.

Very well behaved him.

Such a move made everyone very puzzled.

"Sister Shui'er, look, this is not a bird, but a machine!" Huang Ziqing took a closer look, those wires, those metal materials, where is the bird?
"What? A machine? A simulated camera?" Shangguan Shui'er also turned pale. Who made this thing?
Could it be Lu Changfeng and the others?

Why don't you say hello?

"Oh my god, did this little guy realize that it's a fake and that's why he pulled it off?" Shangguan Shui'er guessed.

"The little guy can still see that this is fake?" Huang Ziqing was really convinced, he didn't see it, but he could?

"But even if he could see it, why did he break him up in anger?" Shangguan Shui'er didn't understand.

"Little thing, our little cutie, don't you like this kind of simulation camera to shoot you?" Huang Ziqing was also a little scared when she saw Luo Feng getting angry for the first time, and approached cautiously, and said softly, "If you don't like it , This should be done by Dean Lu, just tell them not to do this!"

"Dean Lu did it?" Luo Feng also heaved a sigh of relief when he heard this, thinking that the West sent him to assassinate him.

But even if it was done by one's own people.

Luo Feng also doesn't like such sneak shots.

Don't say hello to yourself?

Who gave you the right?

Ben Long is the real Dragon Emperor!
"Don't worry, maybe the little guy was really disturbed by that little bird!"

"He's calmed down now and hasn't lost his temper anymore!"

"The way I was just now scared me to death!"

"Yes, I saw his expression was so ferocious, as if he hated that thing very much!"

"After pulling it off, I even tore it open with my claws!"

"I'm convinced, what kind of simulated camera are you using? Are you even going to flap your wings on someone's head?"

"He's a dragon, not a giant panda. Want to follow you around the clock?"

"Long also needs privacy, okay?"

"These experts really don't know what to think!"

"Although these professors are very good, I don't think it is really necessary to follow up 24 hours a day without any dead ends!"

"Yes, strongly protest!"

this matter.

In the live room.

a time.

Many people have seconded it.

And the movement is not small.

Afterwards, it became a trending topic on Weibo.

Many people are very dissatisfied with the practice of the professor group.

The little thing has been getting along with the crew for the past few days, and has never lost his temper. What if he is really in a hurry and he runs away and won't come back?
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