Turned into a young dragon and was picked up by the girl group, I shocked the whole network
Chapter 52 Long Bao's Feces!The test results are out!
Chapter 52 Long Bao's Feces!The test results are out!
Luo Feng looked at it calmly.
It turned out to be the other two members of the Gdd girl group, Liu Hanyan and Cheng Dai.
This is also the soul of the two crews.
very beautiful.
The two were also on the set at the beginning, but the girl group company had other things to arrange for them to go to commercial performances, so they didn't participate in the two-day filming.
Now it's finally back.
But, the above company also arranged, saying yes, they will never be arranged for any programs in the future.
As long as the little guy is around, he will always follow Shangguan Shui'er and Luo Feng.
"Are there two more little maids?"
Luo Feng couldn't help smiling.
But this sentence.
To be known by Shangguan Shui'er.
It is estimated that Luo Feng will be pinched.
Because she never thought of herself as a maid or anything.
She always thought she was Luo Feng's big sister.
But in fact, thinking about it, being a dragon treasure maid is not a shameful thing, is it?
"Hanyan, Dai'er, you are back? Welcome! Welcome!"
Shangguan Shui'er must have greeted him.
"Sister Shui'er, you miss me!"
"And Xiyan! And Ziqing!"
"Finally together again!"
"Sister Qing arranged for us to go there to join a film conference. There are many things to do. Let me tell you, I am exhausted. I have to go to many places to promote performances a day, and I have to put on makeup several times a day!"
Two girl group members.
I saw Shangguan Shui'er.
Naturally, it's like coming home.
Started to complain.
Of course, what Sister Qing said was the female boss of an economic company as mentioned earlier.
Because of the blessing of this female boss, the members of the fairy group these days have not been polluted.
"Haha, KIKO, you're here too, I've heard that you're coming, your two-dimensional outfit is so pretty today!" Liu Hanyan greeted the other party.
But soon.
He also noticed Luo Feng in his arms.
"Wow, is this the dragon treasure?"
"And said to go and see him later!"
"I didn't expect to sleep in KIKO's arms?"
After the two people saw Luo Feng.
Naturally I like it very much.
They all talked and laughed around him.
But Luo Feng didn't bother to get up, KIKO was very comfortable in his arms.
Soon, KIKO could not hold on any longer.
He intends to let Liu Hanyan and Cheng Dai hug each other.
But Luo Feng didn't seem to refuse either.
This is outrageous.
It's true, I really like girls.
But because they are too heavy, the two of them are actually very weak.
Can't hold for a long time.
It only took a few minutes to hug one person.
"Girls, where are you chatting?" Suddenly, Uncle Shen came over and looked at Long Bao who was walking on the ground, "You said this little baby will grow up in the future? How big can it be?"
"It's hard to say, I think, the dinosaurs in the past were more than ten meters long and weighed seven or eight tons. At least they should have this place?" Teacher Wang also came over and said.
"Haha, if this is really possible, it will be amazing! Can one tail turn over a ship?" Liu Hanyan said with a high spirit.
"That's for sure! What is a ship with this tonnage?" Uncle Shen laughed, "I guess, the size of this little thing when it grows up must be even more exaggerated than that of a long-necked dragon!"
"Long-necked giant dragon? That's it. That's a large dinosaur of dozens of tons, at least ranked in the top five?" Liu Hanyan couldn't believe it. Such a little guy with more than one meter in front of him can be so big in the future?
"Why don't you believe this, Long Bai, do you know what a dragon is? It's thousands of meters long! I don't know how much you can eat by then." Uncle Shen was just joking, and he stretched out his arms to compare, "In the world What's the biggest creature? A dragon, obviously!"
"Pfft!"
Shangguan Shui'er really laughed out loud.
This sentence is not funny.
But Uncle Shen said it out.
Just hilarious.
"What is the fastest reptile?" Shangguan Shui'er asked.
"This..." Uncle Shen didn't react for a while, and replied according to the old version of the answer: "Cheetah!"
"Wrong, it's a dragon!"
"Cut, you nonsense, he is not on land, he is flying!" Uncle Shen finally realized, indeed, if the dragon flies, it will be the fastest, and the roc that soared ninety thousand li, According to mythological records, the flying speed is not as fast as the dragon.
But it depends on what version of the dragon.
If you want the dragon in Journey to the West, it is completely weak.
In fact, in mythology, the status of dragons has always been very high, and Journey to the West has only been weakened.
"Who told you that our dragon treasure is not a reptile?" Shangguan Shui'er pointed to Luo Feng who was walking, "Isn't this crawling?"
"The eagle still plays on the ground, is he a reptile?" Uncle Shen rolled his eyes at Shangguan Shui'er, waiting for the other party's answer.
But at this time.
Tang Yongzhen came over and said in a low voice: "Several, you are being broadcast live, don't say that the little guy is sure to be the topic of dragons! You are public figures, and you can't compare with what netizens say!"
After all what to say.
The higher-ups have always been afraid that Westerners will talk about this matter.
When there is no solid evidence.
No one would say that Luo Feng is a dragon.
It has always been said to be an unknown new creature.
But in fact, everyone regards Luo Feng as a dragon.
obviously.
The barrage at this moment.
Naturally, he is very energetic.
"Did you hear that? Even Uncle Shen said that this little guy is a dragon!"
"That's right! There has been no official announcement from above, and they still have a very lively chat!"
"Haha, what is the biggest creature in the world? Answer: Dragon chant?"
"Hahaha, Uncle Shen is really full of funny talent!"
"If Long Bao is really hammered, will there be a lot of records to be broken?"
"The creature with the biggest mouth in the world is a dragon!"
"The fastest creature in the world is a dragon!"
"A creature with both sea, land and air is also a dragon!"
"Unfortunately, there is no official hammer yet!"
"What's the real deal? Isn't it already able to fly? I think the empire is too cautious!"
"Yes, yes, the last time he roared into the sky, it actually rained. Isn't this a dragon?"
"Hey, the official thinks a lot, so take your time!"
The audience actually liked the topic of Shangguan Shuier and Uncle Shen very much.
Because they are all talking about Long Bao.
But after Tang Yongzhen said hello, it was obvious that the conversation was over.
Thinking about it carefully, both of them are public figures, and it is true that they should not directly say that Luo Feng is a dragon, as this will bring trouble to the empire.
And Luo Feng, who was taking a walk at the moment, remembered the conversation between Uncle Shen and the others.
Also take it for granted.
I am only over one meter now, so I can eat like that.
God knows.
If you grow up in the future, you can eat more.
And can he really be several thousand meters long?
At that time, with a single tail, can you shake off an aircraft carrier?
In fact, Luo Feng is looking forward to everything.
But now Luo Feng has to think about his warm currents, it must be a kind of energy.
It was exhausted when I took off yesterday. Do I need the sun and the moon to recharge it?
I remembered that yesterday, when I tried to fly by myself, I could have floated in the air, but because the warmth in my body was gone, I fell down.
The current Luo Feng needs to hurry up and find a place to bask in the sun.
to be honest.
how to think.
It's like a hybrid car.
There's really not much style.
But Luo Feng also thought about it. Throughout the ages, people have discovered the legends of dragons, most of which are in the sky with thunderstorms. Luo Feng in the previous life has seen posts saying that the reason why dragons appear in the sky with thunderstorms is probably to collect electricity. .
Then Luo Feng is also a dragon.
Can it also harvest electricity?
If you can collect that stuff?
Then the energy that I can use must be sufficient, and I will never fly and fall from the sky all at once.
"Yixing? Are you chopping firewood over there?"
Sudden.
Luo Feng saw this little sheep.
Seems like it's back too?
Why didn't I see it myself?
Are you still sneaking back?
Luo Feng thought for a while, this guy sneaked back without reporting himself, forgot?Who is the host of the crew?
In that mood, he was still chopping firewood with Huang Ziqing.
The two were talking and laughing.
Luo Feng sneaked past.
The tail curled up a thin piece of firewood, and it was thrown towards Yixing's buttocks.
bang.
The little piece of wood hit Yixing's ass.
It doesn't hurt, but it hurts a little.
"Who? Throw a small piece of wood at me?"
Yixing was stunned.
Look around.
No one was seen.
Soon, Huang Ziqing's butt was also thrown by the stick.
I told you to chat so hotly with Yixing.
angry!
"I was thrown out too, who is it?"
Huang Ziqing also looked around.
No one was found.
In fact, if Luo Feng fired a shot and changed the place, they couldn't react at all.
"Is it you?"
The two spoke in unison.
They all think that the other party is tricking them.
"I do not have!"
The two spoke in unison again.
Anyway, inexplicable.
Never mind that much.
Keep working.
But suddenly.
Near the woodpile, I saw that guy Luo Feng.
"Is it? My God!"
I have the desire to rise and die.
The first few times he was tricked twice.
When I come back now, I dare not see him anymore.
In the end, you still take the initiative to find fault?
Yixing really doesn't hate Luo Feng, but he is afraid that he will give him green grass to eat again, which will be embarrassing.
Followed by.
Luo Feng stuck out his tongue at Yixing and Huang Ziqing, and squeezed his eyes.
A very human grimace.
Then just ran away.
Now it is getting bigger and bigger, and its running speed is comparable to that of Bolt.
Of course.
The people in the live broadcast room couldn't close their mouths from ear to ear when they saw this scene.
"Fuck!"
"Fuck! Hahaha!"
"This dragon treasure, does he know grandson's art of war? One shot for another place? You've played both of them!"
"Hahaha, the two of them thought the other was making fun of them!"
"Long Bao is so funny, it's so interesting!"
"This little guy is so naughty!"
"Like a child!"
"Yixing just came back and was teased by the little guy again?"
"I think Yixing should go, I really can't stand the tricks of the little guy, haha!"
"But Yixing must like the little guy, otherwise he wouldn't come back!"
"Haha, that's not it. It's just that Yixing didn't go to see the little guy when he came back. Is he angry?"
"Then why are you teasing Ziqing?"
"Let's think about it, maybe Ziqing doesn't want to play with boys?"
"Pfft haha! This? Are you still jealous?"
The audience liked Luo Feng too much anyway.
such an animal.
Totally human IQ.
Don't say it's a dragon.
Just a dog?Also very attractive, right?
And the live broadcast of the crew is in full swing, but on the other side in the capital.
In a chemical research institute.
It's very busy here.
in the lab.
A group of people wearing masks and white coats.
In that test tube, observing a pool of yellow and black things.
Of course.
This yellow-black thing is nothing but Long Bao's excrement that was transported directly by air with the special plane of the war department.
That's right.
Now a group of experts are here, studying with relish.
"Some of the separated ones, everyone should be careful. After drying, they will be used as fertilizers in the test field to see the effect."
"And the other part is to get the research ingredients from the research room!"
The one who takes the lead.
It's called Dr. Gu.
It's the professor here.
Take some high-achieving students from the academy and analyze feces here.
"Professor Gu, what do you mean? Is it a bit too exaggerated?" A doctoral student was sent to observe the fertility effect of dragon dung. He was a little surprised, "How many of us? We are all going to look at a pool of dung How about the fertility effect?"
These doctoral students.
That's what Jingcheng University is looking forward to.
Has very strong professional knowledge.
Status is very high.
Those who have survived for ten or eight years can also get the brand of honorary professor.
The annual salary starts at least one million.
but now?Want them to watch the fertility effect of a pile of shit?
This is too outrageous, right?
They are the top three figures of the new generation in the agricultural major of Capital University, which is not an exaggeration.
"You youngsters! What do you know? Do you think this is feces? It was airlifted from Peach Blossom Island, and it is a special plane from the War Department!" Professor Gu looked at these heavenly favored children and groaned. He said, "Now can you tell me? Are you going to watch this piece of shit watch its fertility work?"
! ! ! ! !
! ! ! !
Simply.
Those postdoctoral fellows from the Ministry of Agriculture.
Simply dumbfounded.
When they came, they were only told to observe the fertility effect of the manure.
But I didn't expect it to come from Peach Blossom Island?
They are not stupid.
It is very clear that there is a dragon on Peach Blossom Island. Although there is no official announcement, everyone agrees that it is probably true.
"Professor, this... is this really the feces of that little thing?" The young doctoral student no longer showed any slack or contempt, but took the test tube with both hands, as if holding a tribute.
"Of course! You know about the research in a day, haven't you seen the news? Now Academician Lu Changfeng of the School of Biology has gone to conduct in-depth research! This is the first wave of dragon feces, and more will be sent in the future!" Professor Gu said nothing. Kind and authentic.
"Oh my god! Real dragon dung?"
"Isn't this shocking?"
"I knew it earlier, I'll pick up this job!"
"To personally witness the power of dragon dung on plants, I am also worthy of the status of a staff member!"
"I have to say, is the dung of the dragon so precious? So many people are dumbfounded?"
"Haha, can you not be dumbfounded? At least you don't even have the right to eat it!"
"Pfft haha! Exactly! Otherwise, what do you think? Why did the plane from the war department send it here?"
And those doctoral students.
After the shock.
Still holding the sacred object obediently, he went directly to the experimental field.
Of course, the previous batches have already been sent out, and this is only the last batch.
The black soil in the Northeast and the loess in the Central Plains are fertilized separately.
And the sandy soil in the northwest.
Three places respectively.
And what was handed over to these doctoral students was obviously the loess of the Central Plains.
Sudden.
A phone rang. Professor Gu looked at the number of the other party. It was the reporter of the black soil experiment in the northeast.
"Professor Gu, that's great, that's great, my black soil experimental field has sprouted, and this dragon dung is amazing!"
"Really? Sure enough, what Lu Changfeng said is right! It's really amazing!" Professor Gu was as happy as a fat man of two hundred catties, and the dragon dung was really invincible.
Professor Gu happily hung up the phone.
Now I got another call.
"Northwest? Is it the reporter from the sandy soil test field in the northwest?"
Professor Gu answered the phone excitedly again.
"Our sand experiment over there was successful, and wheat sprouts grew!"
"Ahahaha!! That's great!" Professor Gu laughed wildly. As a scientific researcher, there is nothing that makes me happier than hearing the news.
Followed by.
Just went to the doctoral students for about half an hour.
Also called.
Loess is also no problem.
Can grow fast!
Sowed seeds.
In half an hour, a little cusp appeared.
In one night, a large stalk is sure to emerge.
Of course, this is pure dragon dung.
"Hahaha, everyone, come here!" Professor Gu obviously couldn't wait any longer, and started to issue a notice without waiting for the thorough experiment results on the loess side, "Listen, after experiments on sandy soil and northeast black soil, you can It is confirmed that if the excrement of this little thing is added to ordinary fertilizers in an amount of [-]%, it can directly shorten the cycle of crops by a third! But the report shows that if the content is [-]%, it can Faster! The more content there is, the more it can be shortened!"
Professor Gu continued, "If an ordinary wheat seed is sprinkled with such feces, listen, it is not diluted, that is, it is equivalent to a small thing pulling on it by itself. In this case, the seed will immediately grow. , the growth cycle has been shortened by almost dozens of times! It will germinate in about half an hour, and the stalks will grow out overnight! So, when the little thing pulled manure in the grove, there were probably wildflower seeds under the ground! Then it didn’t take long , it will come out directly and bloom!"
heard here.
Everyone was very excited.
He looked extremely nervous.
Never thought that the feces of this little thing can have such an effect.
"Professor Gu, according to this situation! As long as we separate out this feces, we can synthesize a lot of super organic fertilizers, right?" a doctoral student said.
"That's right! It only needs one percent of the content to be so awesome! It's really unimaginable!" Professor Gu said happily.
"But does the little guy have that much shit?"
A PhD student spoke out.
Everyone couldn't help laughing.
"This question, I don't know, but it is said that this guy can grow several thousand meters, when the time comes."
Professor Gu was embarrassed to say it.
A bold doctoral student said: "There will be a lot of shit, right? And then"
"Hahaha! Then it is estimated to be a few tons and a few tons! Here, only one percent of the content is needed, so it is basically enough, right?"
"Yes! And you can do more research, reduce it to 0.5 percent! Or 0.1 percent! It can also achieve the same effect, which can save more feces!"
"Great, really great! If this is the case, the agriculture of our empire will be improved to a higher level!"
"This is really promising!"
Of course.
The current technology for farming is already very good, and there is no need for any more fertility.
But with the same cost, the growth rate is one-third faster.
Then a year.
Rice fields that were originally only double or third crops can be grown three times and four times a year.
Isn't this equivalent to a third of the harvest?
Under such circumstances, agricultural development is about to take a big step forward.
This little guy is probably a dragon, his feces are so promising.
Other oddities?
How is it?
"Now I can't help it anymore, I want to go to Peach Blossom Island!"
"Yes!"
"I heard that Professor Zhou from the materials department also went!"
"Then what is the old professor doing?"
"I don't know, it seems that the little thing has discovered something new!"
Of course.
What they were talking about was naturally the sharpness of Luo Feng's claws.
Zhou Weiguo is from the materials department!
"Listen everyone, don't guess what the old professor from the material department is doing, there will be an official announcement!" Professor Gu is obviously an informed person, "And if everyone is interested in the little guy, you can apply Go to Peach Blossom Island for local research, but the review is very difficult! You have to make a lot of preparations!"
"Dragon, can anyone get close to him? They should all be innocent, right?"
"Yes, that is, the ancestors have no black spots for three generations, and we have to investigate whether you have been in contact with those people in the West recently!"
"Hey, it's a dragon after all, it's really hard to get close to him!"
Professor Gu watched everyone whispering, coughed for a while, and said: "Listen everyone, you are all members of our chemical industry! I'll just say it straight, this little thing has too many secrets on him, and it is very important for the empire. In other words, it is very important. It is not only a divine beast, but also auspicious. We must study it carefully. In this year and two years, we will definitely send out more of his feces and other things. Our empire has this opportunity, and we will definitely be able to do so in the future. A bigger step forward!"
What Professor Gu said was straightforward.
That is from here onwards.
Everyone is busy.
And you have to study it carefully.
The future of the empire depends on this dragon and on everyone.
This is to cheer people up.
The empire needs more oddities in little things, more discoveries
(End of this chapter)
Luo Feng looked at it calmly.
It turned out to be the other two members of the Gdd girl group, Liu Hanyan and Cheng Dai.
This is also the soul of the two crews.
very beautiful.
The two were also on the set at the beginning, but the girl group company had other things to arrange for them to go to commercial performances, so they didn't participate in the two-day filming.
Now it's finally back.
But, the above company also arranged, saying yes, they will never be arranged for any programs in the future.
As long as the little guy is around, he will always follow Shangguan Shui'er and Luo Feng.
"Are there two more little maids?"
Luo Feng couldn't help smiling.
But this sentence.
To be known by Shangguan Shui'er.
It is estimated that Luo Feng will be pinched.
Because she never thought of herself as a maid or anything.
She always thought she was Luo Feng's big sister.
But in fact, thinking about it, being a dragon treasure maid is not a shameful thing, is it?
"Hanyan, Dai'er, you are back? Welcome! Welcome!"
Shangguan Shui'er must have greeted him.
"Sister Shui'er, you miss me!"
"And Xiyan! And Ziqing!"
"Finally together again!"
"Sister Qing arranged for us to go there to join a film conference. There are many things to do. Let me tell you, I am exhausted. I have to go to many places to promote performances a day, and I have to put on makeup several times a day!"
Two girl group members.
I saw Shangguan Shui'er.
Naturally, it's like coming home.
Started to complain.
Of course, what Sister Qing said was the female boss of an economic company as mentioned earlier.
Because of the blessing of this female boss, the members of the fairy group these days have not been polluted.
"Haha, KIKO, you're here too, I've heard that you're coming, your two-dimensional outfit is so pretty today!" Liu Hanyan greeted the other party.
But soon.
He also noticed Luo Feng in his arms.
"Wow, is this the dragon treasure?"
"And said to go and see him later!"
"I didn't expect to sleep in KIKO's arms?"
After the two people saw Luo Feng.
Naturally I like it very much.
They all talked and laughed around him.
But Luo Feng didn't bother to get up, KIKO was very comfortable in his arms.
Soon, KIKO could not hold on any longer.
He intends to let Liu Hanyan and Cheng Dai hug each other.
But Luo Feng didn't seem to refuse either.
This is outrageous.
It's true, I really like girls.
But because they are too heavy, the two of them are actually very weak.
Can't hold for a long time.
It only took a few minutes to hug one person.
"Girls, where are you chatting?" Suddenly, Uncle Shen came over and looked at Long Bao who was walking on the ground, "You said this little baby will grow up in the future? How big can it be?"
"It's hard to say, I think, the dinosaurs in the past were more than ten meters long and weighed seven or eight tons. At least they should have this place?" Teacher Wang also came over and said.
"Haha, if this is really possible, it will be amazing! Can one tail turn over a ship?" Liu Hanyan said with a high spirit.
"That's for sure! What is a ship with this tonnage?" Uncle Shen laughed, "I guess, the size of this little thing when it grows up must be even more exaggerated than that of a long-necked dragon!"
"Long-necked giant dragon? That's it. That's a large dinosaur of dozens of tons, at least ranked in the top five?" Liu Hanyan couldn't believe it. Such a little guy with more than one meter in front of him can be so big in the future?
"Why don't you believe this, Long Bai, do you know what a dragon is? It's thousands of meters long! I don't know how much you can eat by then." Uncle Shen was just joking, and he stretched out his arms to compare, "In the world What's the biggest creature? A dragon, obviously!"
"Pfft!"
Shangguan Shui'er really laughed out loud.
This sentence is not funny.
But Uncle Shen said it out.
Just hilarious.
"What is the fastest reptile?" Shangguan Shui'er asked.
"This..." Uncle Shen didn't react for a while, and replied according to the old version of the answer: "Cheetah!"
"Wrong, it's a dragon!"
"Cut, you nonsense, he is not on land, he is flying!" Uncle Shen finally realized, indeed, if the dragon flies, it will be the fastest, and the roc that soared ninety thousand li, According to mythological records, the flying speed is not as fast as the dragon.
But it depends on what version of the dragon.
If you want the dragon in Journey to the West, it is completely weak.
In fact, in mythology, the status of dragons has always been very high, and Journey to the West has only been weakened.
"Who told you that our dragon treasure is not a reptile?" Shangguan Shui'er pointed to Luo Feng who was walking, "Isn't this crawling?"
"The eagle still plays on the ground, is he a reptile?" Uncle Shen rolled his eyes at Shangguan Shui'er, waiting for the other party's answer.
But at this time.
Tang Yongzhen came over and said in a low voice: "Several, you are being broadcast live, don't say that the little guy is sure to be the topic of dragons! You are public figures, and you can't compare with what netizens say!"
After all what to say.
The higher-ups have always been afraid that Westerners will talk about this matter.
When there is no solid evidence.
No one would say that Luo Feng is a dragon.
It has always been said to be an unknown new creature.
But in fact, everyone regards Luo Feng as a dragon.
obviously.
The barrage at this moment.
Naturally, he is very energetic.
"Did you hear that? Even Uncle Shen said that this little guy is a dragon!"
"That's right! There has been no official announcement from above, and they still have a very lively chat!"
"Haha, what is the biggest creature in the world? Answer: Dragon chant?"
"Hahaha, Uncle Shen is really full of funny talent!"
"If Long Bao is really hammered, will there be a lot of records to be broken?"
"The creature with the biggest mouth in the world is a dragon!"
"The fastest creature in the world is a dragon!"
"A creature with both sea, land and air is also a dragon!"
"Unfortunately, there is no official hammer yet!"
"What's the real deal? Isn't it already able to fly? I think the empire is too cautious!"
"Yes, yes, the last time he roared into the sky, it actually rained. Isn't this a dragon?"
"Hey, the official thinks a lot, so take your time!"
The audience actually liked the topic of Shangguan Shuier and Uncle Shen very much.
Because they are all talking about Long Bao.
But after Tang Yongzhen said hello, it was obvious that the conversation was over.
Thinking about it carefully, both of them are public figures, and it is true that they should not directly say that Luo Feng is a dragon, as this will bring trouble to the empire.
And Luo Feng, who was taking a walk at the moment, remembered the conversation between Uncle Shen and the others.
Also take it for granted.
I am only over one meter now, so I can eat like that.
God knows.
If you grow up in the future, you can eat more.
And can he really be several thousand meters long?
At that time, with a single tail, can you shake off an aircraft carrier?
In fact, Luo Feng is looking forward to everything.
But now Luo Feng has to think about his warm currents, it must be a kind of energy.
It was exhausted when I took off yesterday. Do I need the sun and the moon to recharge it?
I remembered that yesterday, when I tried to fly by myself, I could have floated in the air, but because the warmth in my body was gone, I fell down.
The current Luo Feng needs to hurry up and find a place to bask in the sun.
to be honest.
how to think.
It's like a hybrid car.
There's really not much style.
But Luo Feng also thought about it. Throughout the ages, people have discovered the legends of dragons, most of which are in the sky with thunderstorms. Luo Feng in the previous life has seen posts saying that the reason why dragons appear in the sky with thunderstorms is probably to collect electricity. .
Then Luo Feng is also a dragon.
Can it also harvest electricity?
If you can collect that stuff?
Then the energy that I can use must be sufficient, and I will never fly and fall from the sky all at once.
"Yixing? Are you chopping firewood over there?"
Sudden.
Luo Feng saw this little sheep.
Seems like it's back too?
Why didn't I see it myself?
Are you still sneaking back?
Luo Feng thought for a while, this guy sneaked back without reporting himself, forgot?Who is the host of the crew?
In that mood, he was still chopping firewood with Huang Ziqing.
The two were talking and laughing.
Luo Feng sneaked past.
The tail curled up a thin piece of firewood, and it was thrown towards Yixing's buttocks.
bang.
The little piece of wood hit Yixing's ass.
It doesn't hurt, but it hurts a little.
"Who? Throw a small piece of wood at me?"
Yixing was stunned.
Look around.
No one was seen.
Soon, Huang Ziqing's butt was also thrown by the stick.
I told you to chat so hotly with Yixing.
angry!
"I was thrown out too, who is it?"
Huang Ziqing also looked around.
No one was found.
In fact, if Luo Feng fired a shot and changed the place, they couldn't react at all.
"Is it you?"
The two spoke in unison.
They all think that the other party is tricking them.
"I do not have!"
The two spoke in unison again.
Anyway, inexplicable.
Never mind that much.
Keep working.
But suddenly.
Near the woodpile, I saw that guy Luo Feng.
"Is it? My God!"
I have the desire to rise and die.
The first few times he was tricked twice.
When I come back now, I dare not see him anymore.
In the end, you still take the initiative to find fault?
Yixing really doesn't hate Luo Feng, but he is afraid that he will give him green grass to eat again, which will be embarrassing.
Followed by.
Luo Feng stuck out his tongue at Yixing and Huang Ziqing, and squeezed his eyes.
A very human grimace.
Then just ran away.
Now it is getting bigger and bigger, and its running speed is comparable to that of Bolt.
Of course.
The people in the live broadcast room couldn't close their mouths from ear to ear when they saw this scene.
"Fuck!"
"Fuck! Hahaha!"
"This dragon treasure, does he know grandson's art of war? One shot for another place? You've played both of them!"
"Hahaha, the two of them thought the other was making fun of them!"
"Long Bao is so funny, it's so interesting!"
"This little guy is so naughty!"
"Like a child!"
"Yixing just came back and was teased by the little guy again?"
"I think Yixing should go, I really can't stand the tricks of the little guy, haha!"
"But Yixing must like the little guy, otherwise he wouldn't come back!"
"Haha, that's not it. It's just that Yixing didn't go to see the little guy when he came back. Is he angry?"
"Then why are you teasing Ziqing?"
"Let's think about it, maybe Ziqing doesn't want to play with boys?"
"Pfft haha! This? Are you still jealous?"
The audience liked Luo Feng too much anyway.
such an animal.
Totally human IQ.
Don't say it's a dragon.
Just a dog?Also very attractive, right?
And the live broadcast of the crew is in full swing, but on the other side in the capital.
In a chemical research institute.
It's very busy here.
in the lab.
A group of people wearing masks and white coats.
In that test tube, observing a pool of yellow and black things.
Of course.
This yellow-black thing is nothing but Long Bao's excrement that was transported directly by air with the special plane of the war department.
That's right.
Now a group of experts are here, studying with relish.
"Some of the separated ones, everyone should be careful. After drying, they will be used as fertilizers in the test field to see the effect."
"And the other part is to get the research ingredients from the research room!"
The one who takes the lead.
It's called Dr. Gu.
It's the professor here.
Take some high-achieving students from the academy and analyze feces here.
"Professor Gu, what do you mean? Is it a bit too exaggerated?" A doctoral student was sent to observe the fertility effect of dragon dung. He was a little surprised, "How many of us? We are all going to look at a pool of dung How about the fertility effect?"
These doctoral students.
That's what Jingcheng University is looking forward to.
Has very strong professional knowledge.
Status is very high.
Those who have survived for ten or eight years can also get the brand of honorary professor.
The annual salary starts at least one million.
but now?Want them to watch the fertility effect of a pile of shit?
This is too outrageous, right?
They are the top three figures of the new generation in the agricultural major of Capital University, which is not an exaggeration.
"You youngsters! What do you know? Do you think this is feces? It was airlifted from Peach Blossom Island, and it is a special plane from the War Department!" Professor Gu looked at these heavenly favored children and groaned. He said, "Now can you tell me? Are you going to watch this piece of shit watch its fertility work?"
! ! ! ! !
! ! ! !
Simply.
Those postdoctoral fellows from the Ministry of Agriculture.
Simply dumbfounded.
When they came, they were only told to observe the fertility effect of the manure.
But I didn't expect it to come from Peach Blossom Island?
They are not stupid.
It is very clear that there is a dragon on Peach Blossom Island. Although there is no official announcement, everyone agrees that it is probably true.
"Professor, this... is this really the feces of that little thing?" The young doctoral student no longer showed any slack or contempt, but took the test tube with both hands, as if holding a tribute.
"Of course! You know about the research in a day, haven't you seen the news? Now Academician Lu Changfeng of the School of Biology has gone to conduct in-depth research! This is the first wave of dragon feces, and more will be sent in the future!" Professor Gu said nothing. Kind and authentic.
"Oh my god! Real dragon dung?"
"Isn't this shocking?"
"I knew it earlier, I'll pick up this job!"
"To personally witness the power of dragon dung on plants, I am also worthy of the status of a staff member!"
"I have to say, is the dung of the dragon so precious? So many people are dumbfounded?"
"Haha, can you not be dumbfounded? At least you don't even have the right to eat it!"
"Pfft haha! Exactly! Otherwise, what do you think? Why did the plane from the war department send it here?"
And those doctoral students.
After the shock.
Still holding the sacred object obediently, he went directly to the experimental field.
Of course, the previous batches have already been sent out, and this is only the last batch.
The black soil in the Northeast and the loess in the Central Plains are fertilized separately.
And the sandy soil in the northwest.
Three places respectively.
And what was handed over to these doctoral students was obviously the loess of the Central Plains.
Sudden.
A phone rang. Professor Gu looked at the number of the other party. It was the reporter of the black soil experiment in the northeast.
"Professor Gu, that's great, that's great, my black soil experimental field has sprouted, and this dragon dung is amazing!"
"Really? Sure enough, what Lu Changfeng said is right! It's really amazing!" Professor Gu was as happy as a fat man of two hundred catties, and the dragon dung was really invincible.
Professor Gu happily hung up the phone.
Now I got another call.
"Northwest? Is it the reporter from the sandy soil test field in the northwest?"
Professor Gu answered the phone excitedly again.
"Our sand experiment over there was successful, and wheat sprouts grew!"
"Ahahaha!! That's great!" Professor Gu laughed wildly. As a scientific researcher, there is nothing that makes me happier than hearing the news.
Followed by.
Just went to the doctoral students for about half an hour.
Also called.
Loess is also no problem.
Can grow fast!
Sowed seeds.
In half an hour, a little cusp appeared.
In one night, a large stalk is sure to emerge.
Of course, this is pure dragon dung.
"Hahaha, everyone, come here!" Professor Gu obviously couldn't wait any longer, and started to issue a notice without waiting for the thorough experiment results on the loess side, "Listen, after experiments on sandy soil and northeast black soil, you can It is confirmed that if the excrement of this little thing is added to ordinary fertilizers in an amount of [-]%, it can directly shorten the cycle of crops by a third! But the report shows that if the content is [-]%, it can Faster! The more content there is, the more it can be shortened!"
Professor Gu continued, "If an ordinary wheat seed is sprinkled with such feces, listen, it is not diluted, that is, it is equivalent to a small thing pulling on it by itself. In this case, the seed will immediately grow. , the growth cycle has been shortened by almost dozens of times! It will germinate in about half an hour, and the stalks will grow out overnight! So, when the little thing pulled manure in the grove, there were probably wildflower seeds under the ground! Then it didn’t take long , it will come out directly and bloom!"
heard here.
Everyone was very excited.
He looked extremely nervous.
Never thought that the feces of this little thing can have such an effect.
"Professor Gu, according to this situation! As long as we separate out this feces, we can synthesize a lot of super organic fertilizers, right?" a doctoral student said.
"That's right! It only needs one percent of the content to be so awesome! It's really unimaginable!" Professor Gu said happily.
"But does the little guy have that much shit?"
A PhD student spoke out.
Everyone couldn't help laughing.
"This question, I don't know, but it is said that this guy can grow several thousand meters, when the time comes."
Professor Gu was embarrassed to say it.
A bold doctoral student said: "There will be a lot of shit, right? And then"
"Hahaha! Then it is estimated to be a few tons and a few tons! Here, only one percent of the content is needed, so it is basically enough, right?"
"Yes! And you can do more research, reduce it to 0.5 percent! Or 0.1 percent! It can also achieve the same effect, which can save more feces!"
"Great, really great! If this is the case, the agriculture of our empire will be improved to a higher level!"
"This is really promising!"
Of course.
The current technology for farming is already very good, and there is no need for any more fertility.
But with the same cost, the growth rate is one-third faster.
Then a year.
Rice fields that were originally only double or third crops can be grown three times and four times a year.
Isn't this equivalent to a third of the harvest?
Under such circumstances, agricultural development is about to take a big step forward.
This little guy is probably a dragon, his feces are so promising.
Other oddities?
How is it?
"Now I can't help it anymore, I want to go to Peach Blossom Island!"
"Yes!"
"I heard that Professor Zhou from the materials department also went!"
"Then what is the old professor doing?"
"I don't know, it seems that the little thing has discovered something new!"
Of course.
What they were talking about was naturally the sharpness of Luo Feng's claws.
Zhou Weiguo is from the materials department!
"Listen everyone, don't guess what the old professor from the material department is doing, there will be an official announcement!" Professor Gu is obviously an informed person, "And if everyone is interested in the little guy, you can apply Go to Peach Blossom Island for local research, but the review is very difficult! You have to make a lot of preparations!"
"Dragon, can anyone get close to him? They should all be innocent, right?"
"Yes, that is, the ancestors have no black spots for three generations, and we have to investigate whether you have been in contact with those people in the West recently!"
"Hey, it's a dragon after all, it's really hard to get close to him!"
Professor Gu watched everyone whispering, coughed for a while, and said: "Listen everyone, you are all members of our chemical industry! I'll just say it straight, this little thing has too many secrets on him, and it is very important for the empire. In other words, it is very important. It is not only a divine beast, but also auspicious. We must study it carefully. In this year and two years, we will definitely send out more of his feces and other things. Our empire has this opportunity, and we will definitely be able to do so in the future. A bigger step forward!"
What Professor Gu said was straightforward.
That is from here onwards.
Everyone is busy.
And you have to study it carefully.
The future of the empire depends on this dragon and on everyone.
This is to cheer people up.
The empire needs more oddities in little things, more discoveries
(End of this chapter)
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