Turned into a young dragon and was picked up by the girl group, I shocked the whole network

Chapter 89 The real dragon has an ID card?God-defying privilege?

"Hehe, it's okay. If he wants to pull it off, let's just ask Dongsheng for compensation. If he wants to use the excuse that Long Bao is an animal, then we will directly ask them, do you deny that Long Bao is your empire? ?”

The chief beside him smiled.

If so.

Then the other party can only obediently compensate.

Because if the other party says that Long Bao is a wild animal.

Wild animals have no nationality.

So?

Longbao is considered to belong to the whole world.

Under such circumstances, can the other party not compensate?
"So the satellite looks like this at a close distance? It looks like a large solar water heater!"

Luo Feng looked at it for a while.

I'm not interested either.

Suddenly I feel like peeing.

"Whee!"

Luo Feng smiled wickedly in his heart.

I looked for the camera of this artificial satellite.

"Is it here?"

Luo Feng observed for a while, and also found the location of the camera.

They are respectively installed in the fairing and in the middle of the rocket's secondary core.

"No, what about peeing? Didn't Lu Changfeng and the others say? My urine? Maybe it has the effect of rejuvenating?"

Luo Feng smiled.

Absolutely can't give them a little taste of sweetness.

in other words.

Want to drink dragon urine?

no way.

When Luo Feng thought of this, he volleyed directly over the camera.

"I'll go? What does Long Bao want to do?"

"How did you fly over the satellite's camera?"

"This action? Is it necessary?"

"Do you want something?"

"Does it feel like you are squatting in a pit?"

"Damn it? He wants to poop?"

"Hahaha! Awesome! Awesome! Go directly to the satellite to poop?"

"I don't think so? It seems that he only poops once in a long time. I remember that he only pooped yesterday, so he probably won't poop again!"

"Maybe just play around?"

"I just want to say, don't pee! Such a good thing, they can't let the Sun Empire get it!"

"At that time, the Sun Empire will definitely send people to collect them!"

"Hahaha! If it's Papa, it's different. Although this thing is also amazing, but the effect is only equivalent to super fat!"

"Yes! According to the results of the research, one percent of the content can shorten the growth cycle of crops by 30 percent!"

"In other words, the little guy's poop is only interesting if it is counted. If there is less, it is not worth much at all! As for dragon urine, if they take it back and study it clearly, it will be enough for several people to rejuvenate!"

"Little guy, don't pee, hahaha!"

Everyone here.

All analyzed so clearly.

And what about Luo Feng?

Why don't you know the preciousness of your own dragon urine.

I wanted to pee.

But now it's changed to Lababa.

but.

Because it did pull yesterday.

I can't pull it out today.

"What is he doing? Has he left yet?"

At the moment the Sun Empire is here. ,
Their satellite is too close to Longbao.

Can't see anything at all.

Just black.

Because Long Bao has already volleyed above their satellite camera.

"It's not really destroying our satellites, is it?"

Dr. Chiyo died speechless.

To say that the other party can lose money.

Naturally good.

But this is too embarrassing, right?

A satellite of Empire of the Sun?Was it destroyed by Dongsheng's Shenlong?
"come on, come on, come on!"

"Uh uh uh!"

Luo Feng couldn't get papa.

At this moment, I have to force my papa.

Like constipation.

Childbirth is normal.

Pull hard.

puff.

at last.

A papa the size of a palm.

It fell directly from the buttocks.

And very precise.

It landed directly on the camera.

"What's the matter? What's the matter? It's completely dark now?"

Dr. Chiyo looked at the satellite broadcast in bewilderment.

From the words just now, I can still feel that it should be Long Bao's body covering the satellite camera.

After all, in such a situation, it’s like putting your finger in front of the camera of your mobile phone. Although you can’t see anything, at least there is light.

If the papa is directly covering the camera.

Then it's completely dark.

"Fuck!"

"!!!!!!"

"!!!!!!"

"Really pulled it?"

"666666!"

"What the hell? That location? Is it a satellite camera?"

"What? Pulled directly on the satellite camera?"

"Awesome! Awesome! Too awesome!"

"This trick! It's even more powerful than pulling down the satellite directly!"

"Hahaha! Hahaha!"

"I'm laughing so hard! I'm laughing so hard! I'm announcing it! The most coquettish operation of the year! It has to be my dragon treasure!"

"Can you believe it? Long Bao went to shit on the satellite?"

"I'm so awesome, Longbao! From now on, that place will be your private bathroom!"

"Hahaha! But are you sure you need to go to the bathroom? Do you have to go to an altitude of tens of thousands of meters?"

"It's really coquettish!"

"(づ￣3￣)づ╭～Love you Long Bao! It's great!"

"I let out a bad breath!"

"No, I'm worried that people will talk to us? What should I do?"

"What are you afraid of, brother, Long Baofei is tired and has a stomachache. I can't find a place to shit in the sky. What's the matter with pooping on your satellite?"

"Hahaha! That's it! Who said there is no place to stay in the sky? Do you want the dragon to pull it in the sky? Baba falls? It's not good if it hits a child, right?"

"Even if you can't hit the children! It's wrong to hit those flowers and plants!"

"Ouch, I'm going to laugh to death!"

And the crew here.

See things like this.

Everyone roared with laughter.

They almost burst out laughing too.

This shit?

Is there such a god operation?

Run to shit on the moon of Empire of the Sun?
In fact, at the beginning, everyone saw that Long Bao was attracted by this artificial satellite, and after watching it for a long time, everyone thought that Luo Feng would pull it down.

But in fact, it is dangerous to do so.

so high in the sky.

After falling down.

I don't know where it landed.

If it is in a city, at least it is a big bang.

Although the artificial satellite is only about 1.8 meters long.

But the power of falling from such a height can be imagined.

"Long Bao is mighty!"

"Sister loves you! Well done!"

"This operation! I really never expected it!"

"Could it be that you will go up to papa specifically in the future?"

Luo Feng's operation.

It's not just the crew who laughed out loud.

On the side of the professor group, Lu Changfeng and others were not much better.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"It can't be done, it can't be done, Lao Zhou, Lao Gu, my stomach hurts from laughing!"

Lu Changfeng laughed completely off his feet.

At first he was worried.

Long Bao will pull down the satellite, because it is facing Dongsheng's territory.

To smash down.

Can be incredible.

But it can be said that such an operation is even more insulting to them than pulling them down.

"What's going on? What's going on? Why can't our satellite see anything?"

Doctor Chiyo is still in a daze.

But Director Yamamoto came in, his face was completely livid, and he was very angry.

"Look, this is the picture that the Big Tiger Empire helped us take!"

Yamamoto smashed a photo.

gritted his teeth.

It's so angry that it's called a fierce.

Almost fainted. ,

"This is on the camera of our satellite? What is it? A big lump?" Dr. Chiyo looked at the thing on the camera, is it some kind of mud ball?
"This is La's papa! Do you know that?"

"What? Papa?" Dr. Chiyo almost fainted, what the fuck?this dragon?On the satellite of their empire, poop covered the camera?

"Bastard! Bastard! So humiliating! So humiliating!"

Doctor Chiyo was also angry.

Now I have to directly notify the higher-ups about this matter, and ask the higher-ups to negotiate with Dongsheng and give an explanation.

"I know what you are thinking! Now our Imperial Foreign Office! We have already negotiated!"

And the other side.

The world-renowned "satellite shit" incident.

Naturally, intense negotiations also took place.

The current Sun Empire's ambassador to Dongsheng, Chui Xiufu.

I have come to Dongsheng's xx foreign affairs hall.

I have to ask Dongsheng to give an explanation.

"May I ask Mr. Bai, what should you explain to our Sun Empire about the unidentified creatures flying into the sky on Peach Blossom Island and shitting on our artificial satellite, or your empire?"

Chui Xiufu is still in a daze.

I have fought a "battle" all my life.

To deal with this kind of dispute caused by shit.

It's really the first time.

"Excuse me, I think your empire should ask this resident of Dongsheng (Long Bao) in person!"

Mr. Bai is the head of the Foreign Office.

There was no rush.

The cloud said lightly.

And at this time, the other party still called Long Bao an unknown creature. Obviously, he just didn't recognize him as a dragon.

Although I know he is a dragon.

But they just won't admit it.

"resident?!"

Chuixiufu was dumbfounded, and was stunned, "What are you talking about? This unknown creature? Is it a resident of your Dongsheng?"

"That's right!"

Mr. Bai smiled harmlessly, and took out a card from his hand.

Show it off.

"Reporters, media, and Mr. Taixiufu, you are all optimistic!"

"This is a resident ID card!"

"It's Long Bao's ID card!"

"Legal and effective! It has been entered into my Dongsheng's large population database!"

Start now.

reporter below.

Media below.

All were dumbfounded.

??????????
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

What's up with this TM?
To an animal?Have you applied for a resident ID card?

Even if he is a dragon?

But apply for an ID card for one-stop?It's too weird, right?

This is completely an ancient anecdote.

Can only see.

A sample of Mr. Bai's ID card.

It is almost the same as an ordinary resident ID card.

First, the human face is on this side.

It's Long Bao's colorful headshot, very cute.

Name: Long Bao.

Sex: Male.

Nationality: Han.

Address: No. 1, Feilong Mountain, Taohuadao Village, xx City, Jiangnan Prefecture.

Mr. Bai turned again.

back.

It's that badge.

The following is also issued by the xx Bureau of a certain city.

Expiry date: xx, xx, 2022 to xx, xx, 4022.

Shock!

Shock!

Unprecedented shock!
The people present were all dumbfounded.

This shit?Did you really apply for an ID card for Long Bao?

"Hahahaha! I laughed so hard! I really laughed so hard!"

"This shit? Can you do a little more?"

"Long Bao has an ID card? The name is Long Bao?"

"The point is, I want to ask, shouldn't gender be male?"

"Hahaha! Really! This operation! Never thought of it!"

"People's ID card? Why is it valid in 2000? I'm not convinced, why is mine only a few years old?"

"Brother, I'm a dragon, I don't know how many tens of thousands of years it will live! What if it takes a few years to change? Isn't it too troublesome?"

"Hahaha! I, Long Bao, am a resident? Will I be able to distribute land in the future? And married?"

"66666! What if a unicorn is born with a cow? Can these people register?"

"Ouch! Don't make me laugh! I just want to see, what is the purpose of this showy operation of the empire?"

After all, this matter.

The live room was also rebroadcasted.

Everyone is very concerned.

In fact, what netizens are most worried about is that Dongsheng has to compensate the other party for this matter.

How to say after all?

It is necessary to manually go up to clean up the poop on the satellite.

At such a cost, one satellite can be bought earlier.

It's even more speechless to not pull it off than to pull it off.

Therefore, many satellites are broken, and they will not go up for repairs at all.

"Mr. Bai, I don't understand. Your country actually gives an ID card to an animal? What does that mean? We're talking about the matter of him pooping on our satellite today!" Chui Xiufu didn't change his face. Today's matter must be To give an explanation.

"Why do you need to apply for an ID card for an animal? I think there is no one in the international convention that does not allow it?" Mr. Bai smiled lightly, "He has human IQ, human wisdom, and can understand human speech , can use tools, and can communicate well with humans, why can’t he be given human rights?”

"So what Guibang wants to say is." Chui Xiufu frowned deeply, and he also guessed the other party's operation.

"That's right! What I want to express is that this is entirely his personal behavior. You can condemn him and ask him to compensate!" Mr. Bai said calmly, laughing wildly in his heart.

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Chuixiufu was a little speechless.

Go find an animal and lose money?
This Dongsheng really figured it out.

Does he have money?

Of course, on the side of the empire, although Luo Feng was given human rights and an ID card, he did not pursue any legal responsibility.

in other words.

No matter what Luo Feng did, as far as Dong Sheng was concerned, no one could trouble him.

Because everyone felt that he had human wisdom, but he was not human.

In other words, what can you do with this dragon?

Because of God?Doesn't it look like it's not under the control of the law?

It is your business to give him human rights.

Pursuing responsibility is something you have no right to.

"Ouch! I laughed so hard! Can you still play like this?"

"Madame Chuixiu is stupid! Tell them to find a dragon to lose money?"

"Long Bao: Come on! Come and find me to lose money! I'll reward you with a tornado! Hasse!"

"Hahaha! Is Dongsheng also starting to laugh? What the fuck? Give Long an ID card! I really didn't expect it!"

"Hehe! The only thing they can do now is to go to Longbao to lose money!"

"But does Long Bao have money? Why don't you catch him and become a long-term worker! Every day he carries a grenade and throws it down! Haha!"

"My Longbao is the poorest, I don't have any money!"

Anyway, everyone is dumbfounded.

This trick.

Hit the opponent directly without saying a word.

Long Bao himself is a resident?
What about my empire?
Are you capable of asking him for money?

"Damn it! You bastard! How dare you come up with such a joke? Apply for an ID card for Yilong? Make him take responsibility?" Dr. Chiyo from the Intelligence Bureau wanted to kill someone right now.

Isn't that what?

Your dog bit me?

Then you TM apply for an ID card for the dog.

Is he a legal citizen?
You go to him to pay for medical expenses?

This shit?

Isn't it bullshit?
But there is no international regulation, can't apply for an ID card for a creature other than a human being?

It seems that in the big tiger empire, some dogs can inherit the owner's inheritance, and they can also insure the dog.

But it was Dongsheng's first time to apply for an ID card for an animal.

this operation.

It also frightened the international convention and quickly revised the treaty.

And about half an hour ago.

Luo Feng must be on the satellite, and he flew down after pulling his papa.

Soon.

Long Bao's cloud.

This sent him to the ground.

And the landing point is also under the cliff where it took off.

"Hoo hoo hoo hoo!"

Luo Feng stood on the edge of the cliff.

Let out a roar of thunder.

Dragon chant resounded across the island.

Let the deer and wild horses on the island be terrified.

Luo Feng conquered the sky.

has been completely conquered.

Because if you can reach the troposphere.

The basic sky has been conquered by itself.

Further outside, it is not called the sky, but the conquest of the atmosphere.

To conquer the atmosphere, you have to conquer the distance from space to the moon.

To know.

Luo Feng conquered the tens of thousands of meters of sky by himself, not by machines, the two are different.

I saw Luo Feng land on Feilong Mountain.

Everyone ran away like crazy.

Greet the great hero who returned in triumph this time.

"Long Bao is back! Mighty!"

"Long Bao did a great job!"

"Don't say anything, from now on, Long Bao, you will be my big brother!"

"I also want to go up to have a papa? How about Long Bao borrow your cloud? Send me up to play?"

"Brother, remember to bring your oxygen tank! Hahaha!"

People in the studio.

Now seeing Long Bao on the ground again, not only is it safe, but also comfortable.

"You are so naughty, hahaha!"

at the foot of the mountain.

Long Bao flew down from the mountain.

Shangguan Shui'er ran over immediately.

"Long Bao! What do you think? Are you trying to insult them on purpose? But how do you know it's a satellite of the Sun Empire?" Huang Ziqing felt that this Long Bao was doing it on purpose, because he didn't seem to be able to pull it out, he just pulled it hard.

"Damn it! Hear what Huang Ziqing said? It's really true!"

"Could it be that Long Bao is already smart enough? Can he distinguish the flags?"

"The plaster flag on the artificial satellite? Did he recognize it?"

"Calm down, calm down, let everyone know that Long Bao's ID card has been processed."

"Fuck! What? Long Bao's ID card is out? What's going on?"

Of course.

Start here.

Unity of time. (I said it was half an hour ago)
now.

Shangguan Shui'er and others walked towards the crew, and a group of people hugged the heroic Longbao.

While chatting about the Ministry of Foreign Affairs over there.

That is called a laughter.

Not only is Luo Feng's operation coquettish enough.

The operation of the empire is also quite showy.

"Too many surprises! Too many shocks! It's almost breathless!"

Lu Changfeng is here.

Watching the crew take Long Bao back.

Don't be too happy.

Flying into the sky at an altitude of [-] meters?

Just this operation?
Lu Changfeng thought, even if the foreigner refuses to admit that he is a dragon?But in my heart, I must be convinced, right?

what creature?
Can fly [-] meters high?

Things that are hard to do with technology.

A creature soaring up the clouds?
Of course, on the side of the Academy of Sciences, Luo Feng's farce has come to an end.

Everyone started.

Do a good job of studying the soil of Feilong Mountain that was shrouded in colorful auspicious clouds last time.

Of course, this, or in other words, is the soil created by the holy spring.

What is the effect?

"Everyone, let's express your opinions! Summarize all the research results. I think the answer to the efficacy of the holy spring soil will come out soon!"

Lu Changfeng looked at the dozens of professors in the conference room tent.

They all looked very excited.

It seems that the results of the research should be very good.

A middle-aged professor named Li Weiguo first expressed his opinion: "In terms of activity, these soils are very high!"

talking.

He took out a jar of soil and said, "According to our calculations and speculations, the nutrients in this soil have completely exceeded our expectations!"

"You just have to say, compare it with ordinary soil!" Zhou Weiguo, from the Materials Department, didn't understand much.

"Probably more than ten times that of normal soil!" Li Weiguo said solemnly, "We have also done experiments. If plants are planted in such soil, it can be said that the cycle will be greatly shortened!"

"If this is the case, should we move the soil directly from Longfei Mountain to the research room? After all, such soil is very valuable!" Gu Pingtao suggested.

"I don't think it's necessary, just protect that mountain first!" Lu Changfeng did not agree.

Of course, Lu Changfeng was not so excited when he heard the research results of the first professor, and said, "Just shortening the growth cycle of crops by a large amount is not so amazing! Are there other research results?"

"Of course!" A professor named Zhu Biao spoke and took out a video.

"The place in the video? Everyone knows it, right? This is an open space behind our base."

"It's just a layer of soil nourished by the holy spring on top!"

"In just over a day, these flowers and vegetables have already become green and mature!"

"And quite lush!"

Everyone watch this video. ,

Also immediately surprised.

Can it grow so fast?
"Everyone, don't get excited! When we climbed Feilong Mountain, the closer we got to the holy spring, the more lush the plants would be, and it would make them grow faster. It's not surprising!" Lu Changfeng said, "Professor Zhu, what's your conclusion? No. Is it similar to Professor Li Weiguo's? It's all about shortening the growth cycle!"

After all, the dragon poop has such an effect.

Everyone is not so surprised.

"But Academician Lu, you have to know that this is a piece of mountain soil! It is still very impressive! If it needs to be matured in a day, it may only be effective if it is watered with [-]% purity of dragon's stool? The soil of a mountain now has its own dragon poop to nourish the growth!" Zhu Biao said.

Lu Changfeng also realized it.

This stuff.

It's really useful.

"Yeah, listen to what you said, this mountain is a magical mountain that quickly produces crops?"

"But the soil of a mountain has hundreds of acres of land at most! The corn that ripens every six months can mature 180 times faster in one day! The yield has indeed increased a lot! But there is too little soil! The economy created is not bad, but not much!"

Analysis here.

Lu Changfeng didn't have much passion anymore.

"Academician Lu, don't worry, I have other research conclusions!" Zhu Biao smiled lightly.

"Anything else? Tell me!" Lu Changfeng's eyes lit up immediately.

"That is to say, the vegetables and fruits grown from these soils are not only very fast, but also large and of high quality!" Zhu Biao said, "In other words, if this mountain can be used in the future, I want to use it as a breeding ground. The base of seeds! At that time, all kinds of super good varieties can be sold from here to the world, hehe, like the broccoli that has been stuck on our necks in the previous Sun Empire! We don’t have to buy theirs all the time Seeds!"

"!!!!" Hearing this, Lu Changfeng felt a little interesting.

As a base for cultivating seeds.

Pretty good.

Plants are inherently good seeds, and they must be kept for breeding.

"But! There is an even more shocking thing! I haven't said it yet! This soil... has a heaven-defying value!"

Zhu Biao said so.

Everyone was excited for a moment.

(End of this chapter)