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Chapter 389 What about supernatural beings, how did it become a comedy?

Chapter 389 What about supernatural beings, how did it become a comedy?

Huang Bo has also filmed explosion scenes and gun battle scenes before filming, but the sound of the gunshots was fake, and there was no gunshot at the scene, it was all dubbed in post.

This time it was different, the real gun went off, the sound was loud, my ears were numb, my mind went blank, and I didn't think about anything.

Suddenly, from the corner of his eye, he saw Ding Xiu still standing, with one hand holding the gun up to the sky.

Then it was a set of combos hitting Brother Hei.

The old ape hangs the seal, the two peaks irrigate the ears, and the eight poles top the heart and elbows.

His body was like a kite flying upside down, Brother Hei was lying on the ground twitching, his mouth was covered in blood foam, his arms were bent irregularly, his eyes were wide open, as if he had seen a ghost.

Ding Xiu held the gun, unloaded the magazine skillfully, unloaded the chamber, and then looked at Huang Bo.

"Are you okay?"

Huang Bo's mouth was dry: "Are you okay?"

He was scared to death just a few seconds ago, and now his calves are still shaking.

"Hey, he's just a little thief, and it's not a matter of minutes to take him down." Ding Xiu shook off the sweat on his palms, pretending to be relaxed.

Holding a gun in his hand, the deterrent effect is really great. Boxing champion Tyson would be terrified when he saw it, and obediently paid for it.

But Ding Xiu had trained in the army before, and had also played with guns. It was theoretically possible to grab the gun with his bare hands, but the conditions were a bit harsh.

For example, if the distance is close, you can reach the opponent's gun with your hand.

But if the distance is more than one meter, don't pretend to be aggressive. At this distance, people will make a hole for you every minute. Of course, if you are in good physical condition, you will have to fight to the death if you feel that you are fighting the opponent. Stop you.

In addition to the distance, it also depends on whether the opponent's gun is loaded or not. This is very important. A loaded gun, even at close range, may suffer peanuts during the snatching process.

As for how to look at it, it's very simple. If the opponent's hammer falls, it's over. Ding Xiuxiu was relieved when he saw that the hammer did not fall.

Even if the opponent is loaded, but the insurance has not been activated, there is still a chance to fight back.

When Brother Hei reached out to open the safety, he grabbed the barrel of the gun and lifted it up.

At the same time, he threw a horizontal elbow, and the opponent's brain was buzzing. Taking advantage of this time, he made a full set of moves, without holding back a bit.

According to preliminary estimates, Brother Hei had seven or eight broken ribs, a cracked calf bone, a broken nose bridge, and a cracked jaw.

Huang Bo was a little unsteady, and thankfully said: "Brother Xiu, can you say hello to me before you do it next time?"

Ding Xiu shrugged: "Why, you still want to help me?"

Huang Bo rubbed his nose: "It's not impossible, I'm physically fit, it's not a big problem to hit one or two ordinary people."

"Really, why are your pants a little wet?"

"It may have been spilled by drinking water."

"The gunshots sounded. Someone might call the police. You should go to the side and deal with your pants first."

"I can't walk."

With Ding Xiu's disdainful support, Huang Bo was helped to sit on the side of the road, and when he held his hand, his palms were sweaty.

Taking out his mobile phone, Ding Xiu also wanted to call the police, and said while making the call: "I may not be able to shoot tomorrow, I will go in later, please say sorry to the director for me, and let Yuanyuan not worry, she will be out in a few days at most."

Hearing the tone of Ding Xiu's explanation of the funeral, Huang Bo was relieved and said nothing: "We are in self-defense, don't worry, we don't need to stay overnight, the law here is different, don't just beat the other party, before he draws a gun From that moment on, you won’t break the law even if you kill the other party.”

"F*ck, you bastard!"

In this situation, if it wasn't for the different locations, although the fights wouldn't count, Ding Xiu would have to pay for the medical expenses. If he killed the other party, it might not start in three to five years.

Some time ago he saw news that a property owner was chasing a thief. The thief ran too fast and rolled down the stairwell. In the end, the property owner paid for the medical expenses and was detained for several days.

Hearing Huang Bo say that it's okay to kill him, Ding Xiu glanced at the gun in his hand again.

He had an immature idea.

Brother Hei was still panting, and tended to get up. He was afraid that the opponent would take out a grenade, so it's normal to make a shot, right?

Huang Bo was taken aback by his actions: "Brother Xiu, don't act recklessly, the other party has already lost his ability to move. It is illegal to repair the gun, and it is really illegal to shoot now."

Ding Xiu: "It means it's not against the law to hit him when I just grabbed the gun."

Huang Bo: "..."

It is indeed not against the law, because at that time it is not known whether the other party has the ability to resist, and it is a subconscious action to make up a shuttle in a hurry.

But why did Ding Xiu have this idea?
It seems to stay away from him in the future.

Within minutes, the police arrived.

Seeing the gun in Ding Xiu's hand, he almost gave him a shot.

Hearing the sound of Qi Shushu being loaded, Ding Xiu believed it. The law enforcement here is really fucking strict.

So he immediately threw the gun and raised his hands and put his head in his arms.

If the movement was slow for a second, he was worried that the blond man in uniform would give him a shot.

I don't know why, but these old guys feel more dangerous to him than the one lying on the ground. The one on the ground just asks for money. If he hadn't snatched the gun, the other guy wouldn't have shot for fear of being shot.

All the fingers in front of him were on the trigger.

Nima, it's not ambiguous at all.

In the evening, Ding Xiu and Huang Bo came out of the police station with tired faces.

Because it was a public figure, the embassy was alarmed.

A large number of media reporters were besieged outside, some domestic and more foreign.

"Mr. Ding Xiu, I heard that the person who robbed you is still being rescued in the ICU. Do you have anything to say about that?"

Ding Xiu stared blankly at the talking media: "What do you want to say?"

Stared at by him, the woman took a step back, and said firmly, "Don't you think it's too harsh, he is still the father of a child, and there are old people in his family."

"I fuck you..."

Ding Xiu really couldn't hold back at this time, how could there be such a brainless media, turned around and said to the people around him: "Remember this media, don't let them interview in the future."

"By the way, for the sake of interviewing me for the last time in your life, I can answer you. At that time, if I hadn't raised the muzzle of the gun a little, I might be the one who would be lying in the ICU."

"But he wouldn't have shot if you hadn't snatched the gun."

"Fool, get out."

With a dark face, Ding Xiu refused to continue to answer. The policeman in front helped to open the way, and he walked slowly to the car on the side of the road.

There were many media interviews with him, and he answered a few sentences from time to time.

"Mr. Ding, I encountered this kind of thing on the first day, what do you think of the security here?"

"I originally watched it standing at home, but today I almost lay down to watch it."

"According to the confession, in fact, you can give money, and maybe you can eliminate the disaster, so why resist?"

"In the dictionary of our Chinese people, there is no such thing as sitting still and waiting to die."

"Are you still filming the next scene?"

"Shooting, of course, the venue is rented."

Self-defense, acquittal, this is the result of Ding Xiu's handling, but the sensation of this matter has only just begun.

A big foreign celebrity just came here to shoot a scene, and he was robbed with a gun. What kind of law and order is this?

On Laomei's side, the media scolded their own people more harshly than outsiders.

He was scolded up and down.

Others took the opportunity to propose amendments to the bill.

No guns.

There are also those who say that they want to drive out the old black.

The next day, the crew continued to film and shoot as normal.

As soon as Huang Bo met, he smiled and said, "Brother Xiu, you are awesome, you will almost be written into the history books of Microcon."

Ding Xiu's middle finger responded to him.

Huang Bo continued to tease: "Don't believe it, you are the one who indirectly promoted the ban on guns and made a huge contribution to the world. Hundreds of millions of people thank you. I will change the Statue of Liberty to you later."

Ding Xiu just glanced at him lightly: "Your legs aren't shaking today?"

Huang Bo was embarrassed: "It's all a small scene, okay, my brother also came out of the hail of bullets back then, the crew ran to the bomb site, and the explosives exploded at my feet, I didn't even frown."

Ding Xiu didn't even bother to reveal the matter of him peeing his pants.

Huang Bodao: "My mobile phone was almost blown up at night. It was all domestic long distance calls. They were all asking about you, saying that you couldn't get through the phone."

Ding Xiu sat on the chair and quietly asked the makeup artist to put on makeup: "I turned off the phone after I returned a few important calls, and I haven't turned it on yet."

It's the 21st century, and in the Internet age, you can't hide any news. As soon as he got out of the police station, the entertainment media over there started reporting.

Compared with here, Ding Xiu has more fans in China.

In the middle of the night, it was on the top of the hot search, and it is still hanging up.

"Brother Xiu is awesome, he snatched the gun empty-handed, this nima is really not afraid of death."

"It can only be said that Yigao is bold. In that scene, Tyson had to leave his underwear when he went."

"I heard that Brother Ni was seriously injured. He hasn't woken up yet. He's dying. It's not good to rob someone. Go and rob Ding Xiu. You didn't read Ding Xiu's news beforehand."

"It's a disadvantage of not watching the news, but anyone who has watched the Olympics and knows that Ding Xiu has fought the super heavyweight boxing champion, he should change to an AK."

"Let your robbery not be covered by insurance."

"Ding Xiu is restless wherever he goes, so why didn't he make up for it at that time."

"Haha, who said that the law and order abroad is good and the air is sweet?"

"Who said Chuanwu can't fight?"

People on the Internet always watch the excitement and are not afraid of big things. Seeing Ding Xiu single-handedly grabbing a gun abroad, everyone was very excited.

Invisibly, there was another wave of heat.

Ding Xiu didn't feel much about it. When he wasn't popular, he wanted to create a little bit of enthusiasm when he wanted to post. After he became popular, his every move was full of enthusiasm, and he only wanted to reduce the popularity.

How can he not get his shoes wet when he often walks by the river? For him now, the hot searches should be less, otherwise something will happen sooner or later.

It is not a good thing to put every move in front of the audience.

"You're comfortable." Huang Bo rolled his eyes angrily. Ding Xiu, as the person involved, was unrestrained and at ease. He answered the phone all night as an outsider.

"Don't be poor, both of you, come and talk to each other." Gao Yuanyuan said to the two of them in a full-fledged manner.

Ding Xiu nodded and bowed, and ran over, causing Huang Bo to despise him. He has no family status at all, and it seems that he will be an earbud in the future.

In this scene, Hu Bayi and Fatty Wang set up a stall on the streets of the United States after washing their hands.

Sell ​​fakes.

Hu Bayi was lying on the stairs in the distance, Fatty Wang was selling fake copper coins and so on to a curly-haired black elder sister in broken English.

While talking, the eldest sister took out her ID card, it's from the Immigration Bureau.

"Oh, Shuttle, I don't know English, and I don't understand what you're saying."

After speaking, Fatty Wang and Hu Bayi ran away.

On the way to escape, Hu Bayi looked at the compass and escaped with the dragon-seeking formula.

"Looking for the dragon and dividing the gold to look at the winding mountain, one level is wrapped around the mountain and the other level is a pass...Walk up but not down, go left but not right."

"Stop talking nonsense, where are you going?"

"boom!"

There is no intense racing scene, only Fatty Wang and Hu Bayi's unlucky crash into a cardboard box, and they are in a mess. Fortunately, Shirley Yang drove over to rescue them.

Hu Bayi didn't want to get in the car, saying that he came to break the queen.

As soon as he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Fatty Wang, saying that if he didn't leave, he would die.

The director vowed that if he had known that Ding Xiu and Huang Bo were acting so funny, he would not have come to kill him.

The supernatural movie was agreed upon, but Ding Xiu and Huang Bo stayed together, and the laughter never stopped.

……

"A dignified Lieutenant Mojin, who is chased by people every day, is too damn bad, he might as well be sent back to his country."

By the river, Fatty Wang got out of the car and cursed.

In the car, Shirley Yang and Hu Bayi were chatting.

"I can't find you anywhere, avoid me?"

"No, why am I avoiding you?"

"My mother told me that if you slept with a man, don't take the initiative to contact him and wait for him to contact you. My mother also said that if the man does not take the initiative to contact you, forget about him."

Hu Bayi smiled with a guilty conscience: "My aunt is quite open."

Ding Xiu looked very much like a scumbag at this time, he would dump when he was full, his facial expression and tone of voice couldn't be said to be similar, but they could only be said to be exactly the same, just like a real performance.

Gao Yuanyuan gritted her teeth, gave him a sidelong glance, and sighed: "Don't avoid me, just pretend that what happened that day never happened."

"Yes, just pretend it never happened."

Huang Bo came to the car and said angrily, talking about the day when Jinpen washed his hands.

Three people, each talking about their own.

It was obviously a very serious and sad matter, but it was turned into a comedy by Huang Bo's gag.

In front of the monitor, the director rested his forehead and sighed.

"It's over."

"Thousands of calculations did not count."

"The lines haven't changed much, and the plot hasn't changed. How come it's turned into a fucking comedy."

The theme of Ghost Blowing Lantern is suspenseful and supernatural. In order to achieve a realistic effect without scaring people to death, the screenwriter has done a lot of work to make it acceptable to more audiences while retaining the original flavor.

So the main theme is the thrill, adventure, plus brotherhood, and love.

Who would have thought that the performance would have this effect, Huang Bo and Dingxiu, don't be too funny, the first opening is full of stalks, let alone the director, laughing while filming, Gao Yuanyuan again and again laughing field.

"Crack!"

"Pass!"

Sighing heavily, the director called out.

He is not sure about the specific effect of this film, so he will resign himself to his fate, hoping to recover the investment cost.

"Camera, take a picture for me."

Seeing the beautiful scenery, Huang Bo called Shang Ding Xiu and Gao Yuanyuan to take a group photo against the guardrail by the river.

Behind him is the sparkling river and the round sun.

A month later, the crew returned home after work.

The scenes originally scheduled for 20 days were filmed for 30 days.

Even though Ding Xiu was beaten to death, the reason for the ten-day delay was that the actor union here did not allow him to work overtime.

The group performers are all uncles, nine in the morning and five in the morning, a batch on time.

Labor is also expensive, almost three to five times that of domestic group performances.

The food is not good, and these grandchildren still complain, and the labor law is always on the lips.

Ding Xiu swears that he will not take pictures here if he is killed.

(End of this chapter)

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