Ou Huang's life: starting from the live CSGO

Chapter 230 I Stop Playing!This is so fake!
The fun of fishing lies in the process?
This is bullshit!

There is no fun without catching fish, only catching fish is fun!
At this time, Lu Tian looked at the comforting barrage and thought to himself, but the expression on his face seemed to agree with him. After all, he has understood a truth after live broadcasting for so long, that is, never fight with water friends.

In this competition, Lu Tian did not catch the fish within the stipulated time, so his score was zero. PDD and Puppy caught some fish, but it was only a small number. The winner at this time should be Bao Ge and Eggplant appeared in two people.

PDD's record is two, and the total is estimated to be more than four catties. The weight of the puppy is slightly worse than him, but he catches more fish than him.

At this time, Eggplant and Brother Bao also calculated their scores, and Brother Bao won the game by half a catty.

When everyone saw the result, they took their mobile phones and gave out gifts.

At this time, the winning brother Bao smiled until his face was wrinkled.

"Hey! Let's go! Hehe~~~"

It was almost noon, and the sun on the sea was particularly basking, but fortunately, the sun visor on the top of the ship had been raised, with the shadows and the warm sea breeze blowing, everyone didn't feel the heat.

At this time, the waiter and the sailor brought up the cutting board and other kitchen utensils.

The chef is excitedly preparing to do a big job at this time, after all, the [-]-jin large yellow croaker can be regarded as a top-quality ingredient.

But this time Lu Tian was also very interested, and immediately looked at the chef beside him and said, "Let me handle the big yellow croaker!"

Ok?
The chef was surprised when he heard the sound. He wanted to ask Lu Tian if he knew how to cook, but he was just a part-time worker after all, so he could only order with a resentful face when the boss said so.

Lu Tian's culinary skills have long been well-known on the Internet, thanks to the support of several people on the field. At this time, they proudly said something to their wives, which roughly meant that Lu Tian's cooking was amazing.

"Let me tell you! Don't eat too much later, Brother Lu's cooking skills are comparable to that of a young master!"

Ok?
Tingting had a question mark on her face.

Why can't she understand the little dog's words? Can this cooking skill be compared with the characters in the anime?
But at this time, PDD who was sitting next to the puppy heard it, and immediately turned his head to look at the two of them, and saw him saying seriously: "Indeed! Except that it doesn't shine! I feel that the taste is definitely added with magic." That kind!"

Afterwards, several people present began to discuss one after another, and Jiang Yining heard these praises for Lu Tian's cooking skills, and smiled and looked at Lu Tian's direction.

Lu Tian's method of disassembling the fish body was very fast, and the chef's eyes lit up when he saw this knife technique. At least he didn't have to worry that Lu Tian would be blind to such an excellent ingredient in vain.

Make sense.

Usually live broadcasts of such bloody content will be warned by the super management. At this time, the other four people have appeared in the live broadcast room, but only Lu Tian's live broadcast room has nothing to do.

Since many people opened more live broadcast rooms, this situation quickly swiped the screen in the live broadcast room of several people. At this time, many water friends could be seen calling directly on the barrage, expressing that Lu Tian might not have shares in the Shark platform. , otherwise this would not be possible.

"Damn it! What an idiot thing! I can't broadcast it so far away! Lu Tian's shot is almost on the fish, but it's okay?"

The eggplant was forced to sow.

This is very annoying.

After all, so many people are broadcasting, why only shut down his live broadcast room, isn't it because he provocatively zoomed in on the live broadcast after seeing the word "super tube warning"?

What can't be broadcast about killing a fish?
At this moment, Eggplant had an angry expression on his face.

Be reasonable~
This is indeed a bit of a bully!
Hearing the sound, Lu Tian put down his knife and frowned, "You're shutting down the live broadcast? Which idiot is super-supervising!"

Eggplant was just about to reply.

But when he saw that the live broadcast room had recovered, he immediately waved his hand and said it was all right.

At the Shark platform headquarters at this time, the newly appointed person in charge was sweating profusely. The former superior had warned him not to offend Lu Tian, ​​and the superintendent would really cause him trouble.

The four people's outdoor live broadcast was reported last night, and this is a live broadcast that the platform attaches great importance to.

After discovering that there was an abnormality in the live broadcast, he immediately opened the eggplant live broadcast room with his own authority, and then went to the office area to find the person involved.

"Go to the HR department! It's not that you're fired, it's just that the position of supervising is not suitable for you!"

Make sense.

It’s better to send this kind of blind person away early. As for how the HR department handles it, he won’t bother. After watching him leave with cold eyes, the newly appointed department head took out a tissue and wiped his forehead Then he looked at the people in the office area and said: "Be more serious in handling things in the future. Don't find me something to do. If you find something to do for me, I will help you to do something else. Do you understand what I mean?"

Everyone bowed their heads like quails and said yes again and again.

at the same time.

Lu Tian took out a piece of fish belly, which weighed about [-] grams, and then divided the removed isinglass into eleven parts. After saving one part of fish glue and this piece of fish belly, he looked at the fish belly on the chopping board. A large yellow croaker, thinking about how to cook a few dishes.

He is going to use the fish head and fish belly to stew the soup. It happens that the gelatin can also be put in it directly, and the remaining fish meat can be stabbed and fried directly. This top-level ingredient does not need to use too complicated cooking methods. The simpler the better, the more delicious it is. To achieve its original flavor, the tail part of the fish can be steamed directly, which can be regarded as one fish and three meals.

Subsequently.

The fragrance began to spread around, and everyone seemed to be enjoying it.

At this time, although the water friends couldn't smell anything, they started to try Aite Police one after another when they saw the appearance of several people in this large-scale drug-taking scene.
Subsequently.

The steamed fish tail and pan-fried fish meat were served on the table. The fish soup was put into the soup 10 minutes before the fish soup was cooked, and he took out the fish bones in the net bag and sprinkled them on the soup. After adding a little bit of grated dry perilla foam and pepper, the aroma immediately hits the nose.

Make sense.

At this time, although the lid was closed again, the waiter who was carrying the bowl of soup was swallowing his saliva constantly.

The delicious smell of fish and meat spread to everyone on the dining table. At this time, the daughter-in-law group finally realized why their husbands would speak so highly of Lu Tian's cooking skills. Looking at the delicious dishes in front of them, they drool, can imagine The taste must be good. At this time, they all looked enviously at Jiang Yining, who only had Lu Tian in her eyes, thinking that she is really lucky!
When the last covered fish soup was served, Lu Tian smiled and said while wiping his hands with kitchen paper, "Don't wait for me! Eat! Ladies, can you drink more soup?" , I heard that isinglass has anti-aging effect, but I put it all in!"

The eyes of all the girls lit up when they heard this.

There is nothing more attractive to them than the three words of anti-aging. Even Jiang Yining beside him couldn't help but his eyes lit up, and then Lu Tian lifted the lid of the soup pot. Everyone closed their eyes as if enjoying something.

"Damn! Is this f*** acting? It's too much!"

"It's not like that! Anyway, I can eat dinner just looking at their expressions!"

"Is this really so fragrant? @魔都police, I think you can go to the police to check it out!"

"It should be @魔都海武! Hahaha!"

The barrage is completely sour.

Especially at noon, many people just hate that they are late for takeout.

But the expression at this time was just the beginning. After seeing Lu Tian stretching out his chopsticks, everyone grabbed the fish they had already spotted.

When they each put the fish into their mouths, the expressions on their faces could only be described as outrageous. At this time, the water friends said that they were performing, and they all said that it was a pity that they did not make a movie. They could only say This kind of sour language was flooding the barrage at this time.

Lu Tian is not a stingy person. Several crew members were all given a piece of fish. Although the portion was not a lot, it was also his heart. At this time, their expressions can only be described as outrageous. At this time, they did not know that they were praising The yellow croaker is delicious because Lu Tian's cooking skills are better, because it is so delicious.

After removing the internal organs, scales, fins, and bones of the [-]-jin large yellow croaker, the remaining fish meat was about [-] catties, which was distributed to Han Chen for [-] catty, and then [-] grams for each crew member to taste. The share for everyone is also more than one catty of fish per person.

But white meat is not as good as red meat. It is hard to feel greasy when you eat it. At the same time, Lu Tian used the sauce-flavored technology to fully stimulate the deliciousness of the fish. The image of everyone eating at this time can be described as wolfing down. The girls didn't care about their own image, and the water friends who watched this scene called it outrageous.

"Wow~ I'm so full! Brother Lu YYDS!"

The puppy couldn't eat anymore, his stomach was so full, he drank three bowls of soup, the soup Lu Tian boiled was very thick, he separated the fish head from the flesh, this soup was comparable to Meng Po soup, I forgot everything in an instant, only praise for the taste.

PDD has an unsatisfactory expression on his face at this time. For him, he can only say that eating is just right at this time. It is not considered full at all. If he is not worried about his image, he would want to lick the plate. When he heard about the puppy, he smiled and said: "We have eaten Lu Tian's 1 million this meal, and I feel like his culinary skills are worth 1 million! Isn't this meal 2 million too much? Come! Let me thank Lu All right, Boss! I hope Boss Lu can make arrangements tonight!"

Everyone agreed with this statement, especially the last sentence. Then, under the leadership of PDD, several people called Lu Tian YYDS directly, and asked him to arrange the dinner for the evening.

Make sense.

By the time the barrage came up, there was no doubt about Lu Tian's cooking skills. After all, it's impossible for everyone to be so good at acting. This heartfelt enjoyment cannot be faked. Han Chen is still thinking about whether to add money to let Lu Tian do a good job. Send it over, or he can rush there by plane.

Lunch is over.

Everyone was lying on the chairs to digest, and the things on the table had been cleaned up by the waiters and sailors and fresh fruits were placed on the table. You can see the expressions on the faces of the people at this time are reminiscing about something, and the audience is just watching Watching them rest.

The outdoor live broadcast is to interact with the audience, otherwise the live broadcast room will definitely lose popularity. This can be said to be the consensus of the outdoor anchors, but at this time they have not interacted with the barrage for more than ten minutes, and they can see the content of the live broadcast room. The popularity didn't drop much, and some people's popularity even increased a lot.

The weather is so good and the warm wind is blowing like this, and everyone has just finished eating, and at this time sleepiness is showing on the faces of several people.

"I want to sleep!"

As soon as Tingting said this.

At this time, the water friends in the live broadcast room panicked. They didn't want a few people to download the broadcast so early. After seeing the change in the barrage, Tingting showed a bright smile and said that she was joking.

Lu Tian raised his head and glanced at the sky. It was really not easy to carry out outdoor activities at noon, so he simply suggested that everyone go indoors to have fun, and wait for the sun to come out at three or four o'clock. This was unanimously agreed by everyone.

The third floor is the entertainment space, where KTV, mahjong room, billiard table, etc. are all located here, and there is even a small bar. Everyone feels the coolness of the air conditioner when entering here.

It can be said that no one doesn't like Mahjong.

But there is only one machine, but this is not difficult for everyone, just let the winners switch positions, and this can also ensure that the KTV room is always occupied.

At this moment, Eggplant saw that Brother Bao was standing in front of the pool table and couldn't walk, so he immediately smiled and asked, "Will a super hot one come?"

At this time, everyone's gimbals were placed in a position, and they said perfunctorily that it was convenient for the water friends to change the camera position at will. This live broadcast method has always been recognized by the audience, after all, they choose to watch their favorite content.

Then~
Lu Tian came down from the mahjong table with a smile, thinking that although his luck was not good for fishing, playing cards could still play a role. After hearing the sound of the spheres colliding, he turned and walked to Brother Bao.

He has never played billiards before, but he can still understand it to some extent. The situation on the court should be dominated by eggplant. He leaned over and swung the white ball. After receiving the force, the white ball The black ball rushed straight to the corner, and after a crisp collision sound, the black ball galloped towards the bottom pocket, and then fell directly into it.

"Hey~ I haven't played for many years! The technology is a bit rusty~"

At this time, the eggplant's expression was very weak, and this remark also caused laughter on the bullet screen. Brother Bao knew that his skills were not good, but he had no resistance to billiards. Looking at Lu Tian beside him, he handed over the billiard cue in his hand He asked with a smile, "Come to a game?"

Make sense.

Eggplant was a little embarrassed at this time, mainly because he had already had a shadow in the match with Lu Tian. Although he was cured a little today, this healing can only be regarded as a band-aid on the knife wound, and it didn't have much effect at all.

But then his confidence returned immediately.

It can be seen that Lu Tian tried to hit the ball when he took the club, but this shot missed the ball.

At this time, Brother Bao had a distressed expression on his face. It’s fine if the club is empty, but wiping the club has a great impact on the life of the club. Broken.

Lu Tian didn't think too much about it. At this time, he was wearing a white glove on his left hand. After trying a few times and felt that he could hit the center of the ball, he looked at the eggplant and said, "A super hot one, right? I'll play a game!"

Eggplant suspects that Lu Tian is pretending.

But he didn't want to. After all, he was unprofessional in both his posture and gestures. At this time, he asked cautiously: "Is this your first time playing?"

Lu Tian heard the sound and nodded.

I laughed when I saw this eggplant.

When the water friends saw his bright smile, they immediately said that this guy must have no good intentions.

Then, as everyone expected, Eggplant said ten super-hot rounds. Although this was somewhat bullying, everyone thought that he had really lost a lot in Lu Tian, ​​and no one said anything immediately.

Naturally, Lu Tian knew what Eggplant was thinking, but it would be nice to pay the tuition fee. At this time, he didn't think about directly using the skill book to upgrade the level. After all, he felt that this kind of game should be quite simple, and it is not easy to add points after practice. Late, after all, you have to know whether you like to play the game or not. After all, if it is a skill that will not be used a few times, there is no need to waste the skill book.

"Haha! Then I'll ask for it first! Don't say I'm bullying you! Understand the rules!"

"Okay! You drive!"

At this time, the eggplant was very proud, feeling that he had won, and he was thinking that this time he could go to the Lutian live broadcast room to return the gift. He couldn't help laughing when he thought of this, and at this moment he leaned over and threw a fist vigorously. Rod, this kind of hitting method can break up the ball in front as much as possible, which can be regarded as releasing water to a certain extent.

At this time, Lu Tian was rubbing the tip of the cue with chocolate powder, and he could see that the No. [-] ball in the left bottom pocket seemed to be easy to score, so he immediately found a convenient position to deal with it first.

But Lu Tian was just getting started at this time, so he didn't think about the so-called angle and strength at all. The plan was to aim and hit the ball vigorously and it was over. You can see that the white ball he hit rolled very fast, and hit the bottom pocket. After the No. [-] ball in the mouth, the ball failed to enter the pocket as expected, but bounced in the opposite direction, and then the white ball collided with the No. [-] ball and other balls on the table. By chance, he really scored a goal. Number five ball.

"Haha! I laughed so hard! Brother Lu, this is just a random beating!"

"Just do your best! Leave the rest to Miracle and it will be over!"

"Fuck! Another goal! Awesome! It's still a double yolk!"

"Fuck! How did you hit this shot! This is all right???"

"It's over! It's over! Eggplant is about to lose! This wave of Brother Lu is pure luck?"

"Hahaha~ Look at Eggplant's expression! Look! Hahaha! I'm dying of laughter!"

Everyone in the live broadcast room burst into laughter, and even Brother Bao, who was watching the show, had an expression of disbelief.

Eggplant feels that Lu Tian is playing him at this time, but it doesn't feel like it. After all, his way of scoring goals is not technical at all, but a little bit artistic. After all, there are a few he really feels can't get in, but Lu The trajectory of the spinning ball shot by Tiancha made him very suspicious of life. At this time, he secretly thought in his heart, this TM Ding Junhui has to scream and can't understand it!
Then Lu Tian performed a demonstration of what it means to clear the table with one stroke. According to the rules, he can only hit his own target ball. For example, if he pocketed the No. 1 ball for the first time, then he can only hit No. 7-8 with the white ball first. If the ball first hits the 15-[-] ball, it will be a violation even if he scores a goal in this round. It is within this rule that Lu Tian uses his strength to perform miracles to clean up the entire table until only black is left. The ball missed.

At this time, he rubbed the cue stick with chocolate powder again, and then leaned over to swing vigorously with a calm expression on his face. He could see the white ball and the black ball passing by. But then he stopped laughing, and saw that the white ball bounced back after hitting the edge of the table and hit the black ball. The black ball that was supposed to be aimed at the bottom pocket went into the middle pocket after this collision.

"WDNMD! I don't play anymore! This is so fake!"

(End of this chapter)