what the hell

Chapter 1 Is Xing Dao easy for me?

Why did you choose to place an order?

Good question.

If you want to carry the game, you must choose a position that can bring rhythm.

If you don't have that ability, you have to think about what you can do to mix the field.

Compared with support, top laner economy is higher.

Compared with ADCs, the top laner will not be so fragile that he will die at the first touch, and become a mobile ATM in the eyes of assassins and heavy fighters.

But if God gives me another chance to do it all over again.

I choose the dog, not the top order.

——The retirement declaration of a certain EDG top laner (parallel space, do not substitute for reality).

Time: October 2016, 10.

Location: Heaven and Earth Hotel where EDG Club is located.

Looking at the surrounding environment, Xing Dao couldn't help but come up with these words in his mind.

That's right.

Tens of thousands of years of gold and silver divisions, if you come to help or not, you will be bombed, wait for your dad to fight and go shopping online, you can go in and spray nine alone, and you can hang up and hang up twenty shots. Xing Dao crossed.

The crossing position is still the EDG team known as the grave of the top laner.

became a big tree...

Ah!

Became Ah Guang's substitute.

"Is Xing Dao easy for me?"

this time.

Xing Dao has complained 390 times.

It's not just because of becoming a lonely... helpless top laner.

There is a more crucial reason.

——The system that appeared in front of him was really outdated.

The appearance is roulette type.

Divided into red circles of fans.

A green pointer hangs on it.

Occasionally, you can also see bits and pieces of rust.

As much as 7+1, there are as many as 7+1.

"Boss, it's 2202..." Xing Dao said halfway through, and immediately corrected: "It's 6102, and it's still a manual turntable, don't you think it's a bit dirty!"

"Then I'm leaving?" A mechanical voice sounded.

"Ah?" Xing Dao was stunned.

"Then I'm leaving?" the mechanical voice repeated.

"Hi! It's all here, let's make do with it." Xing Dao hurriedly persuaded him to stay: "You are not a good system, and I am not a good person, so you deserve it; speaking of it, is there a gift package for beginners?"

"No." The mechanical sound of the system was as flat as ever.

"It's okay if you don't have one, brother, I won't choose." Xing Dao made a probe: "According to the normal time-travel setting, you and I ask for money, lottery numbers, and fire-breathing water, so we definitely don't have superpowers, right? "

"This can be."

"No, no...wait." Xing Dao continued on his own, but was stunned when he heard the system's answer: "Is this possible?"

"You may have."

"Come on, come on, first come one hundred and eighty Wanhuahua." Xing Dao had already begun to fantasize about drinking one bowl of soy milk and pouring one bowl after another, eating steamed stuffed buns and throwing one away.

"No." The system immediately refused.

"Didn't you say you can have it?" Xing Dao wondered.

"Yes, but it doesn't mean yes. Have you graduated from primary school?" The system responded after a beep of self-test: "The current energy remaining is [-]%. Sweepstakes enhances chances.”

"Energy? What energy? How to replenish it?" Xing Dao was curious.

"With your IQ, it's hard to explain clearly."

"You have a fucking IQ problem!" Xing Dao became angry: "We are grasshoppers on the same rope, okay? If you don't explain clearly to me, how can I replenish energy for you, how can I win the world championship, and how can I go professional?" At the peak of the league, how to drive a Mercedes-Benz with one hand, drink a war horse, how to sit on an e-sports chair... spraying Sica."

"..."

"..."

"Energy replenishment is based on Wozki Schodt's theory, through the manifestation of carbon-based biological emotions, and it is completed by *;%@￥#..." The system introduced for nearly 10 minutes: "Does the host understand, host? Host? Host wake up!"

"Uh..." Xing Dao opened his eyes blankly: "I fell asleep?"

"Hush——" An analyst with thick eyebrows and big eyes quickly made a silent gesture: "Be quiet, even if you are here to watch the fun, you can't sleep during the resumption of the meeting, the manager is about to explode gone."

"Thank you." Xing Dao glanced at the giant wall-mounted display in front of his eyes.

I saw the expected picture.

The first day of the group stage.

Facing the wild card team INTZ from Brazil.

EDG did not underestimate the enemy.

At least on the surface there is no underestimation of the enemy.

I chose a lineup that is fully functional in all aspects and looks very stable.

On the single-handed girl Counter Nar.

The son of the wild male gun version.

Bottom lane EZ Nami has both POKE backhand ability.

The vampire of the junior middle school junior serves as a guarantee for the later stage.

However, the more outrageous thing is.

The blind Brazilian Revoita, who claims to be a fan of the factory manager, took out a blind monk and kicked after the factory manager.

In terms of rhythm, it has the absolute upper hand.

Yang, the little-known top laner, even used Gnar to blow up Mouse's sword girl in a single line when the hero mechanism was slightly inferior.

The single kill screen can make a wonderful collection.

"I don't even ask how you fought, but what you think!"

Abu's shrill voice sounded after the video ended: "It's okay if you can't fight. You don't need to be able to fight all the time. If you can't fight, you should be steady. Team up to find opportunities, and the number advantage will be exploited!"

"When Gnar leads the line, ask someone to catch it, what's the disadvantage of level equipment?"

"Nabo in the wild area gave him a tower and asked him to tear it down. The top laner came ahead of time and won five-on-four casually? He, a little Gnar who was just over half angry, dared to follow him to the ground?"

"Stand, stand, stand!"

"Knowing that the blind monk is in front of me, and let me wear four with one foot, am I leading a professional team or gold and silver?"

Mouse sat in his chair, head bowed, silent.

see this look.

Abu hesitated for a few seconds, but finally stopped talking.

After all, Mouse is a very hard worker.

In the S5 season, he was promoted from the second team to the first team as an assistant, but was replaced by Meiko because of tacit understanding.

Until this summer split, Koro1 was in poor form.

Mouse has just re-entered the LPL Super League as a top laner.

For half a year, he worked hard to cooperate with the team to practice the heroes needed by various systems, and created a miraculous record of victory with the team.

Everyone saw this scene.

Even if the main carry point is not the top laner, Mouse has worked hard.

It must be admitted, however, that Mouse's previous performances have been flawed.

It's just overshadowed by the team's overall achievements.

Until facing the wild card team INTZ.

No matter which aspect, Daomei was blown away by Gnar.

It can be seen that there is a big problem with Mouse's state and mentality.

Up to now, it has simply become Xu Shu entering the Cao camp, no matter whether it is the training match or the rematch, he has not said a word, and there is no communication at all.

Abu really didn't know what to do.

"How about letting Xing Dao play?" Maokai, the coach in charge of Ban/Pick, broke the silence.

"Xing Dao?" Abu frowned, and glanced to the corner.

I can't help but think of the communication with PDD when I was buying people.

That fat man was extremely arrogant, spitting and saying, "You think it's expensive? I don't think it's too expensive! I don't see how there are domestic orders now."

As soon as you open your mouth, you will quote a sky-high price close to the small target of 0.1.

It took several days to talk about repaying the money after landing, before signing a gambling agreement with a fixed amount based on performance.

This time I brought him here just to let Xing Dao, who has only played in LSPL, follow him to see the world.

In the future, look at the performance to decide whether to reuse.

There is no idea of ​​directly replacing Mouse.

only.

Take the current state of Mouse.

Regardless of whether the dead sister is the living sister's doctor, or find someone to share the pot.

Let Xing Dao try it out, it seems to make sense.

make up one's mind.

Abu adjusted his tone, and walked over with a pleasant face: "Xing Dao, you go to the next game, and show your dominance in LSPL."

"No problem!" Xing Dao confidently assured him: "Manager, just take care of it."

Promised.

Immediately call out in your head: "System, system, dog system!"

"You don't understand even if I tell you." The system started slowly.

"Is that a question of whether you can understand? I'll be in the next game, hurry up and arrange a lottery draw for me!" Xing Dao was more impatient.

"No problem." The system is rare and serious: "You concentrate like just now, feel the turntable, and turn it."

"Okay!" Xing Dao felt the rusty turntable again.

It seems that there is a virtual hand that can be manipulated.

Grab the edge of the turntable.

hard...

The turntable does not move at all.

Try harder...

The turntable remained motionless.

Could it be that it has been useless for too long?Rusty?
This thought came to Xing Dao's mind, so he simply used all his strength to pull down desperately...

click -

click -

click -

There was a tooth-piercing metallic sound.

The turntable... cracked.

"Damn! What's the situation?!" Xing Dao felt that he was also torn apart.

what are you doing?

Although this system is not very serious, it is not very high-end.

But at least it is a system.

The most, most, and most low-end system, at least has the ability to shout what you want with two hands, right?
Just spoiled by yourself?
untold hardships...

cough cough cough.

Although it is said that there is no hard work.

But just after crossing over, something went wrong with the system, what to do?

"You are really... a talent..." Mo De's emotional system voice was a little speechless.

"I'm going, the dog system, you are still there!" Xing Dao hurriedly asked: "What's the matter with this lottery draw? It's been in disrepair for a long time? It's fine if it can't be turned, how can it still be cracked?"

"You are using the wrong method." The system voice replied.

"The method is wrong? Turn the dial, don't you turn the dial behind it? Could it be turning the pointer?" Xing Dao was puzzled.

"If the function of the two spheres above your nostrils is not for breathing, you should be able to see a button below." The system said, and the button on the base flashed twice.

"Hiss..." Xing Dao found the person in charge: "Why didn't you remind me earlier?"

"How could I have thought you were so creative?" the system asked back.

"Forget it, it's already like this, don't say anyone, can this turntable be repaired?" Xing Dao wanted to make amends.

"Yes." The system is very sure.

"Then fix it!" Xing Dao was gearing up.

"Repair requires energy." The system changed the subject again.

"Energy... Well, I know that the energy is definitely not enough." Xing Dao sighed: "Then what should we do now, as a system, you must know that I have the highest rank to reach the platinum promotion competition, so you can go up like this and not be beaten to death?"

"It doesn't matter, just press the button and continue to draw." The system explained: "The turntable is damaged, and the rewards provided will be confused, but as long as you are lucky, it will not have a particularly big impact."

"Oh? I'll give it a try!" Xing Dao, who has always been lucky, can get another ice cream after eating ice cream, is refreshed.

Press it casually.

The turntable shook violently, making a 'beep beep' noise.

After trembling for more than ten seconds, a milky white liquid emerged from the gap, like lubricating oil.

Before Xing Dao could say anything.

Immediately, the space was filled with a purple-gold streamer, pouring down like a waterfall.

Dazzling almost invisible.

Wait for the light effect to converge.

Condensed in front of him was a female hero card wearing leather tights, holding a demon hunting crossbow, and flying with a scarlet cloak behind her back.

Behind him, there was a phantom who was fatter but full of murderous looks.

"First of all..." Xing Dao saw the name of the card, and complained again: "Give me a UZI character card, let me play the top order?"

　As an author, I am reputable. If I say a new book will be released in June, I will release a new book in June!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)