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Chapter 240 It's a pity you are a girl
"Okay, it happens that we are not far away."

"If you are free, remember to bring me a box of Haagen-Dazs."

Zhou Shuyi drove with her throat closed.

"??????"

"????"

"Good guy!"

"Is this hooked up?"

"Haagen-Dazs = you can eat ice, understand?"

"Mist grass, something is wrong!"

"Jack, run!"

"..."

The bullet screens were brushed up one after another.

"Cough cough cough..."

Xing Dao quickly quoted Master Lu's classic lines: "It's a pity, sister Zhou, if you are not a girl, I will definitely sworn brothers with you!"

"Hahahahaha!" Ye Yinfu laughed happily.

"Miss in the middle, miss in the middle!" The electric baton issued a reminder: "Be careful, everyone, Jie's level has risen, I can't see him, come and hug him earlier, I'll be big."

"You guys grow up in a group, and I will lead alone. Even if the calamity is big, I won't be able to kill me." Xing Dao became serious.

Both normal W and enhanced W of the poodle have the ability to recover blood.

In the face of non-hero units, it restores 1.5% of the lost HP within 50 seconds.

When facing a hero unit, it restores all HP lost within 1.5 seconds.

Also, no hits are required.

It can also be returned when it is empty.

Even if it resists the three-flower gathering top and takes a full set of damage, there is no possibility of being killed.

Eat and eat the line, brush the wild.

Return to the city to make up for Tiamat.

"By the way, let's open a market for everyone."

In the process of moving outward, Xing Dao looked at the bullet screen reminder, and cut the screen to make a quiz: "I am now 4-0-1, and I am still 4 super gods away."

"The first one is whether you can be super god."

"The second is whether it can be stacked full of bone-tooth necklaces. This is very difficult, and Baozi's robbery is not easy to kill."

"The third one... what do you mean can you take UZI to take a bath?"

"Excessive!"

"I want to see me catch Brother Gouzi, okay, let's see if I can catch Brother Gouzi in this round, shall we?"

It is definitely unrealistic to catch UZI in the shower.

Although UZI didn't have the mentality to record videos with a bath towel at this time, but playing such a popular entertainment game, he would definitely not lose his character.

Negative record...

You can try!

Anyway, the blue team has Zed as the mid laner and Yu Shuang as the support, with no protective ability.

Ashe has no displacement other than the flash, and a set of bursts is poured on the face, which is easy to lose in seconds.

Go to the sidewalk first.

Deliberately disengage within the opponent's field of vision, and then move to the middle.

This is a very useful trick for passers-by.

Wearing five-speed shoes, it only takes 10 seconds to walk from the intersection next to the outer tower on the top road to the vicinity of the Raptor camp after leaving the battle.

The poodle activates Youmeng and the ultimate move [Hunting Rhythm] to accelerate, and it can even press the time to 6 seconds.

To know.

In just 6 seconds, AD couldn't deal with the pawn line at all.

As for stepping back when you see a poodle miss...

What an international joke!
The poodle just finds a place to stand for a few seconds, and the AD runs down the tower?Still underdeveloped?
therefore.

Xing Dao successfully touched the middle with such a small skill.

UZI was startled when he found a phantom with half a poodle face above his head.

In the next second, an angry beast with a fist blade in hand and a saber upside down came out!
"Have it!"

Xing Dao is very sure.

Control the EQ landing W, and cooperate with the point of jumping to maximize the brutal value.

Seeing that the Titan is still in a delayed state, strengthen Q [Cruel and Merciless] to fill up the two stages of damage!
Follow up with another basic attack!
One set took Ashe away, turned and left.

At this time, Tai Tan slowly poked out the anchor.

UZI's face was not very good-looking.

I know that bringing a girl is a pendant, but I didn't expect it to be such a pendant.

More importantly, there was no feedback from the Martian package on the side.

feeling bad.

"The poodle should have driven Youmeng and R there... I just wanted to report a MISS, and he arrived." Marsbao guessed the truth.

"Okay, okay." UZI recalled the time and found that it was indeed the case, so he couldn't help but feel a little helpless.

Decided to be careful next.

Unexpectedly...

Just walked back to the middle road to develop, and encountered a poodle again!
"Stuck in a blind spot of consciousness."

Xing Dao introduced while moving: "Brother Gouzi still has more than ten seconds to flash. At this time, it is easy to relax vigilance, and few people will guard against the poodle who has just made a big move."

When the key skills are about to cool down.

The vast majority of players, including passers-by and professional players, have a mentality of 'skills can be obtained after a little delay'.

This is what Xing Dao grasped.

Walk out from the side, use Shuttle Flash to avoid Titan's hook and Ashe's close-range [Magic Crystal Arrow], and stick it to Ashe's face!

E [Lasso Strike]!
Q【Cruel and ruthless】!
Hang up the deceleration, and then use a certain displacement to get closer!
Like an upside-down bathtub, W [War Roar] Roar!
At this time, the electric baton also followed up, put a shield on the poodle, turned Ashe into a harmless small animal, and then used the [Flashing Lance] to link the deceleration effect and continue to keep people.

In the river, Ye Yinfu entangled the killing god wind.

Although Xing Dao was knocked into the air by Titan R for a moment, he still easily caught up with Ashe and took off his head.

Turning around, Tai Tan didn't run away...

Decisively kill another one!
Rampage (Dominate the game)!

God like (close to God)!
Two sound effects sounded one after another, and Xing Dao's record came to 7-0-1, only one short of Chaoshen.

"Ah, this man is so annoying!"

UZI was quite uncomfortable: "We two professional players, shouldn't we unite the front? What does it mean to stare at me and grab me to take a shower? Are you deliberately taking the rhythm?"

"It turns out that they wanted me to lose my record... Just kidding, it doesn't exist!"

"Well, the housekeeper quickly seals the letter with the rhythm of the bath, or I will really take a bath."

Watching the bullet screen report.

UZI, who was a little careless, became serious.

Even though Yu Shuang's support delay is a bit high, and even though Ashe faces a poodle in a difficult living environment, it is still unreasonable to be caught with a negative record.

Absolutely not allowed.

Raising vigilance, UZI is no longer in a hurry to consume buildings, and has been standing within the protection range of the outer tower in the middle road, and directs Yu Shuang to stand in the half court where the poodle is to block.

Treated this way, even if the poodle activates its ultimate move [Hunting Rhythm] and touches it, it will find the Titan instead of Ashe.

"Trouble, trouble..."

Xing Dao frowned slightly.

UZI does not leave the tower all the way, it is indeed very difficult to catch.

Although you can go to the sidewalk to find Nuo to pick up money, but the effect of the program is not very good, and it is emotional and reasonable, and it cannot make Teacher Ma feel inexperienced.

It's obviously a bit of nonsense to be singled out with the Martian bag's robbery.

Zed can't kill poodles that can restore 100% of the lost HP within 1.5 seconds of normal and enhanced W, that's right.

It's also unrealistic for the poodle to kill two shadow-shifting kalpas.

So……

The only way to do it is to be dirty!

(End of this chapter)