what the hell

Chapter 799 If I don't explode, I will bark like a dog!
boom--

Crystal exploded along with Brother Crystal's mentality.

The first game was won easily.

"It's comfortable, brother Changzi, what kind of hero will we play next?"

Xing Dao pressed ALT+F4 to return to the settlement interface, switched data and glanced at it, stretched comfortably, and was about to go to the mall to buy a name-changing card to change the ID.

Ordinary accounts on the top of the canyon can get 20 coupons.

Xing Dao and the factory manager both use super accounts, with 50 coupons, and more than half of the skins they want to use are left after buying.

The price of the name change card is only 4900.

There are endless flowers.

There is no end to it.

"I can do it, it's up to you." The factory manager didn't have a particularly good idea.

"Well... let me think about it." Xing Dao was thinking, while replying to the barrage: "Forget about Teemo, the opponent is the king of the canyon, the AD top laner is a bit too bullying, and the long-handed and short-handed victory is not good. , why don't you... come to the Creed Spider?"

"???????"

"?????"

"Spider Knight, Queen of Rage?"

"Three consecutive Ueno bullying passers-by with this kind of thing? Don't want Bilian, right?"

"Brothers, report and go!"

"..."

The barrage began to complain.

"Indeed, Kled Spider is a bit too much."

Xing Dao thought about it carefully, and also felt that using this combination to kill the top of the canyon in double row would easily beat the opponent to give up the game.

Cool is cool.

But letting the other party hang up in ten minutes is no fun.

Using a normal combination is also a bit of a dimensionality reduction blow. After all, the double row is mainly supported by the middle field and AD, and there are not many cases of Ueno double row.

It was a team of professional players who bullied passers-by, and it was indeed invincible.

So……

"Brother Changzi, let's change places."

Xing Dao had an idea and decided to make a show effect: "You guys always say that Brother Changzi and I are bullying people, so if I go to the jungle and let Brother Changzi go on the road and get beaten, isn't that fair?"

"Hiss—" The factory manager frowned: "Why do you want me to go on the road and get beaten?"

"Brother Changzi, think about it. If I go to the wild, the wild monsters can't beat me." Xing Dao explained seriously: "But if you go on the road, you will meet all the brothers with unique skills, and you will definitely be pressed and rubbed."

"Just kidding!" The factory manager was angry: "Why do I have to be pressed and rubbed? Do you think I'm a vegetarian?"

"Isn't it? How about trying?" Xing Dao exasperated.

"Just try it!" The factory manager responded subconsciously, and suddenly realized that something was wrong: "Hey, wait, why am I going on the road..."

"You agreed!" Xing Dao seized the opportunity: "There are so many audiences listening, Brother Changzi, you won't deny it, right?"

"..."

The factory manager's face darkened.

I want to say something that can't be aired.

Considering that it was the first show after winning the championship, the influence was not good, so I tried my best to bear it.

"Then I'll use the money-stealing vampire."

The factory director recalled the last game with IG, and felt that he could also have a good time: "The cornerstone talent brings a steal, how do you order other talents?"

"In the third row, you can order minion detoxifiers, you can order biscuits, and the biscuits can be sold, and the last one can be ordered astral insight." Xing Dao introduced: "The secondary department chooses witchcraft, with transcendence and storm gathering, so it is 45% CD The upper limit, 10% CD comes with level 15, rocket belt + hourglass + CD shoes will be full... other equipment can be used at will, and the extra CD attributes can be converted into magic power."

"There is research." The factory manager nodded: "What kind of jungler do you want to use, I will tell you how to increase your talent."

"I'll just use a scarecrow." Xing Dao planned ahead: "Brother Changzi, if you blow up, I can still make up for the AP damage."

? ? ? !
There seemed to be several black lines on the director's forehead.

fry?
Are you kidding me?
Even if he specializes in jungle, the factory manager will occasionally try to go on the road when he is automatically filling his position. Using a vampire with an unreasonable self-protection ability to line up with a passerby on the top of the canyon, will it explode?

"Don't be too confident, Brother Changzi."

Xing Dao added: "You never know which will come first, tomorrow or the accident."

"Go, go, go." The factory manager said angrily, "What if I didn't blow it up?"

"Brother Changzi, if you don't blow it up, I will learn how to bark like a dog on the spot in this live broadcast with nearly [-] million views... and how to crawl like a dog!" Xing Dao vowed.

"Okay, if I blow up, I'll bark like a dog on the spot!" The factory manager didn't hesitate.

"How about climbing?"

"Brother Jie is learning how to bark + how to crawl like a dog!"

"The stakes are not fair."

"Don't be burdened by idols, get up!"

"..."

The water friends booed for a while.

"No, dog crawling is really hard to learn, I don't have that talent."

The director of the factory secretly hurt Xing Dao: "Well, if I blow the line, I will learn to bark for a minute, and use the time to make up for it... But let's say it first, you are not allowed to sell me on purpose, and you are not allowed to not come on purpose Hit the road, you must gank when it's time to gank."

"No problem, Brother Changzi, I'll go if you are suppressed." Xing Dao immediately agreed.

Be good at negotiating.

Change the ID.

Xing Dao and the factory manager were once again in the game.

From the XX in the chat box joining the game, we can see that the middle lane is the Mars Pack of the last game, and the AD is Shi Ye, who did the show with Xing Dao, and brought a special support by the way.

And seeing that the blind monk and Yasuo have been banned, it can be judged that there are players from the previous game on the opposite side.

The Martian package picked Jie in seconds on the first floor, and Shi Ye got the skateboard shoes on the second floor. Xing Dao and the factory manager immediately took out the scarecrow and vampire... The assistant on the fifth floor looked at it and locked on Tam.

On the opposite side are top laner Riven, wild male gun, mid laner Xeras, and bottom laner EZ Jiaqin.

Looking at the lineup, it feels like winning half the battle.

Well known.

The end of the single row AD is EZ.

In this version where EZ is not strong, even the ranks of T1 may not be able to enter the ranks, AD players choose EZ in nine out of ten because they are cheated and have no mentality.

Qin Nu is even more outrageous.

After being weakened several times, the current Qin girl is not suitable for high-end games at all, okay!
The Xerath player must be Wang Jichao. This hero can't do anything in the early stage, so he can only try his best not to die in front of Jie.

As for Riven...

Before looking at the ID, Xing Dao set his sights on Riven.

Double rows.

It must be based on helping your partner.

It is impossible to disperse too much energy to passers-by.

Adjust the talent, change the skin, and enter the loading interface.

The factory manager laughed immediately.

——Riven on the opposite side is a solid black-and-white play style. The summoner skill carries flash teleportation, and lacks Ignite, which increases damage and reduces healing.

Against other heroes, Riven does not have Ignition, and the kill line is only a hundred or so points lower.

However, when facing a vampire with both Q and R skills that have healing effects, Riven does not have Ignite, and after level [-], the kill line will be lowered by [-] points or even more.

The bullets of the male gun will be blocked by any attackable unit, and the ability to jump towers ranks last among jungle heroes.

How do vampires blow up on the road?
(End of this chapter)