Chapter 34

Lu Yang got into the wrong car, was knocked down by random guns, and was eliminated by the car. The series of operations made the audience in the two live broadcast rooms laugh to death. Fortunately, Lu Yang can continue to be the box commander.

"Brothers, you two are not kind. If you run away with my sister, you won't save me." Lu Yang complained.

No. [-] was overjoyed: "It's really not that brother didn't save you, you just got into someone else's stolen car, what should we do?"

Number Two: "Hahahahahaha."

The remaining three people went to the supplies area and started to pick up things. Yu Hui used neon language to chat with the two water friends stumbled all the time. Don't look at these two bastards who are English scumbags, they can understand most of the neon language. In addition, Lu Yang will also order to help with translation, and the chat is decent.

Lu Yang: "Little sister, can you speak Chinese?"

"Can you teach me?~"

"Then I'll teach you, I know a little bit."

"One in the country~"

"Hello"

"Howling Mud~"

Number One: "Hello"

Number two: "Hello, hello"

"Mud Howl"

Lu Yang: "It's you"

"Hello"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Yu Hui: "Then I will also do a little bit of Chinese, for example, icansay...knock in~"

"puff!"

"cough cough"

"Hahahaha, here comes someone!"

Gunshots rang out in the housing area, and No. [-] was killed immediately. Yu Hui hurried back to join No. [-] to finish off the group of people: "It's okay! Why did you die? I'm very sorry, it's my fault!"

Number two: "It's okay, it's nothing to do with you."

Yu Hui: "I like China, and Chinese is really amazing."

Lu Yang: "I like neon~"

Yu Hui: "Really?"

Lu Yang: "Really"

Yu Hui: "..."

Lu Yang: "Kawaii, I like Neon Man the most."

Everyone in Yu Shuang's live broadcast room burst into laughter:
"Hahaha this business brags about each other"

"Favorite Neon Man? Hint?"

"? Asuna! Dangerous!"

"Hey!? Really, thank you for your compliment, I also like Chinese people the most."

Hearing this soft, waxy and sweet voice, Lu Yang suddenly felt dizzy from lack of oxygen in his brain. He felt his nose itchy and subconsciously touched it. When he looked down, it turned out to be blood!

He was so frightened that he was in a hurry, and finally cleaned up the nosebleed on his body. He sat back in front of the computer in embarrassment, and let so many viewers see his embarrassment, he dared not look at the barrage.

"Hahahaha! You can get nosebleeds just by hearing the voice, why is Yoko so angry?"

"It's just a nosebleed. There's no need for Lao Yang to be so embarrassed. I understand you."

"Damn it, you also had a flow upstairs? But I have to say, the beep just now almost sent me away, it was too sweet, I couldn't bear it!"

"What do you call yourself? Could it be that you...?"

"You all immediately! Dismantle the surveillance camera in my house!"

"Remove chicken feathers, I'm asking because I've also shed."

"Ah..."

The audience in Yu Shuang's live broadcast room were also overwhelmed by Yu Hui's beeping. To be honest, if they hadn't always known that she was a professional player registered in LPL, they would really doubt whether Yu Hui was from the Neon country. The words are too standard, and the proficient use of auxiliary words is like a cute heroine in a neon anime.

Today's live broadcast allowed Yu Hui to unveil her past mystery, making her appear more real and cuter. What they didn't expect was that Yu Hui could speak English and neon so well, like an endless digging Like treasures, there are surprises from time to time.

"Fuck! There are old Yin coins!"

When Yu Hui heard the gunshots, the No. 98 water friend who was running poison nearby had already been knocked down by Voldemort's akm. When he pulled the gun line to shoot Yu Hui, Yu Hui picked up the quadruple mirror [-]k in his hand and instantly opened the mirror. "Crack!" He was eliminated with a headshot.

"Fuck, this gun is a bit cool!"

"Sniper?! Show, Asuna."

"I didn't see him, Smith Massey!"

Yu Hui's tone was very guilty, and the water friends who heard it felt embarrassed:

"It's my own carelessness, it's none of your business. No Smith Marseille."

Yu Hui: "...Hi, I see, thank you."

After licking the bags of two people, Yu Hui's equipment is considered complete. An akm and a 98k third-level head, a third-level bag, a second-level armor and a lot of medicines. Once again, the poisonous smoke was strengthened to kill.

When several people surrounded Yu Hui looking for topics to chat, Yu Hui heard the sound of a car approaching nearby, lying on the grass to observe secretly, a convertible jeep stopped at the intersection of the housing area and three people got off and rushed in. There should be four people, and it is estimated that one of them may have been killed.

Lu Yang was aware of the elements: "The ones with special codes are the ones who killed me! I still remember the IDs of two of them! My little sister went up and threw mines and blew them up!"

"Don't, don't, it's too dangerous, how can I beat three of you with only my sister?"

Yu Hui quietly injected himself with adrenaline, ran to the side of the car as fast as he could, got on the car, started the car, and drove away in one go.

The few people who were searching when they heard the sound of the engine also reacted, and rushed out of the room to shoot at the jeep:
"Damn it, someone stole the car!!"

"Damn Voldemort stole the car! Hit him!"

The crackling bullet was dodged by Yu Hui's snakeskin, most of whom managed to run away with white smoke, and the effect of the program exploded instantly:
"Hahahahaha! Drive and run!"

"666, a decisive victory thousands of miles away without firing a single shot."

"Nice!"

The voices of the team were also full of cheerful laughter. Every time Yu Hui passed a car, he would change it. After breaking four wheels of the previous car, one could imagine the fate of the next three.

Yu Hui was basically playing around. When he rushed out of the poison area, he successfully caught the falling airdrop with a jeep in the army and drove away. The sound of bullets hitting the steel plate was endless, and he found it in the airdrop box. Auspicious clothes and AWM [-]x scopes, with double snipers on the back, directly found a hilltop in the center of the circle, facing the housing area, and started to make Voldemort cards for other people's circles.

Lu Yang: "Hahaha little sister, are you such a bad woman?"

Yu Hui directly pretended not to understand: "Ah? What?"

Lu Yang "Bad woman means woman, and man means gender."

Yu Hui, "Nang man?"

Lu Yang "Man!"

Yu Hui, "Nang man?"

Lu Yang: "Hahahaha! Boyfriend!"

Yu Hui: "My friend? It's so difficult~"

Every player who came running poison was carried away by Yu Hui with two shots, and the driver hit the driver first and then killed it. When the two live broadcast rooms were all amazed that Yu Hui could eat chicken alone, God The precision missiles in the bombing area directly wiped out the hill where Yu Hui was located, leaving only a box with green smoke.

"Hahahahaha!! Justice from Heaven!"

"Yabai... I won't play anymore, you guys can play. My sister told me to eat~ Don't miss me too much if you have time to play together~"

Yu Hui used neon language in the first half of the passage, and Mandarin in the second half.

Lu Yang was immediately dumbfounded: Hahahaha...

No, what the hell...

Seeing Yu Hui blew himself up, the two water friends couldn't bear it anymore, and let out a burst of earth-shattering laughter
Hearing the sound of pigs from the two of them, Lu Yang didn't understand anything. He was tricked by the internet...

He also lives in Bengbu in his live broadcast room:
"Hahahahaha, an anchor who specializes in online deception was deceived by others, and the effect of the program exploded hahaha."

"The disgrace of the internet fraud world."

"To be honest, Yoko, is this the effect you hired someone to do for the show?"

Lu Yang didn't even look at the barrage, he hugged his head and fell into autism:

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my love is gone...

"Distressed geigei hahahahahahaha"

"Hahahahahaha(ω)hiahiahia"

Watching the sobbing Lu Yang's live broadcast room burst into laughter in an instant.

 The weather has cleared and the rain has stopped, I think I'm alright again
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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