Unemployment at the beginning, I let the big devil of the music world return

Chapter 590 Haircuts
Professor Zhang asked Jiang Yang to continue speaking.

The first volume of "The Three-Body Problem" can be said to be a science fiction suspense novel in itself.

The previous stories in the novel are constantly laying the groundwork for suspense, such as high-level scientific suicide, physics does not exist, and the existence of human beings is only accidental, and now the accidental end is all suspense.

Professor Zhang's appetite has been whetted now, and he really wants to hear the follow-up.

No matter what.

When talking about bangs, Jiang Yang suddenly remembered that his alma mater was across the street from the Conservatory of Music. The ugly bangs hairstyle he had at the beginning was done on this street, where the barber cut his hair every day.

He glanced at the two uncles: "Let's go get a haircut!"

professor Zhang:……

Where does this start?
Jiang Yang stood up, "I treat you."

At the time when the haircut failed, although Jiang Yang's five yuan could not buy a bicycle, but with such an ugly bang, the barber must give an explanation.The barber told him that Jiang Yang could go to him for a free haircut.

however.

Li Qingning was really scared of the ugly bangs that the barber left for Jiang Yang, so he never asked Jiang Yang to have them cut there again.In addition, after graduating from university, Jiang Yang rarely came here because of his work and residence.

This offer has not been used a few times.

Now that this is mentioned, we must organize a group to go to the uncle for a haircut.

Professor Zhang: "Forget it."

If Jiang Yang was going to get a haircut, they could go with them, wandering around and chatting at the same time, even if they organized a group haircut, the barber thought they were taking advantage of it.

"Go."

Jiang Yang felt that Mr. Feng invited wine and Professor Zhang cooked food, so he had to invite something.

What's more, this preferential policy was bought back by Jiang Yang's ugly bangs for half a month.

When Jiang Yang thought of the bangs, he felt that it was a pity that this discount would not be used a few times.

Old Feng touched his hair, it was not short anymore, since Jiang Yang insisted on treating guests, "Let's go!"

Professor Zhang stopped insisting.

then--

They got up, didn't pick up the leftovers, and went out directly.

When passing Teacher Li Qingning's house, Jiang Yang deliberately asked Lao Zhang and Lao Feng to slow down so that Li Qingning would not see and hear them. If Li Qingning heard it, then Jiang Yang's haircut plan would be ruined.

After leaving Teacher Li Qingning's house, Professor Zhang asked, "Aren't you afraid that the barber will give you another ugly haircut?"

"It's all right."

Jiang Yang didn't keep his bangs this time, but his size.

This kind of ordinary hairstyle, the uncle can still get it with his hands, otherwise he would have been kicked out of that street a long time ago.

After going downstairs.

Don't say it.

Old Fengtou and Professor Zhang are both old, and they walk in a senile way, and they are in tune with Jiang Yang's crab-like gait. They walked towards the street where the barber is at a leisurely pace.

On the road.

They continued to chat about novels.

This time I talked about why physics does not exist, what kind of particle collisions are like billiard balls, but when they hit the sky, they break the scientists' understanding, saying that physics does not exist; shooters and farmers and the like.

It whetted Professor Zhang's appetite.

Professor Zhang is now suspicious, "Is this really science fiction?"

It's too mysterious.

Coupled with the countdown timer on the retina——

No matter how he looked at it, he felt that this was a supernatural novel. He had never heard of any technology that could control the human retina for no reason. If he had this technology, he could play games like VR with his naked eyes.

There are many science fiction novels he has read that end up with supernatural changes.

Professor Zhang thought Jiang Yang's story might be the same way.

After Jiang Yang nodded affirmatively, Professor Zhang wanted to see how Jiang Yang made it up.

As for Old Feng——

He suffered from amnesia, "The idea of ​​counting down numbers on the human retina is really amazing. How did you come up with such a genius idea?"

Jiang Yang: "I copied it myself!"

Old Feng patted him on the shoulder, "Don't say that, I authorized you, it's not plagiarism, it's a tribute."

Jiang Yang looked at Professor Zhang: "Does he really have amnesia?"

Professor Zhang: "Should there be?"

Neighbors have told him.

Jiang Yang nodded: "Master, you owe Professor Zhang 100 yuan and haven't paid it back."

Old Feng: "Get lost!"

While talking, they arrived at the street where the hairdresser was.

Grandpa is still here!

Right on the curb, between two trees.

The barber set up a stool with a toolbox and cleaning tools next to it.

Jiang Yang hurriedly greeted the two uncles to speed up their pace.

The barber is quite leisurely now, sitting on a stool and watching a short video, when he noticed someone approaching, he raised his head——

"Yo!"

The barber stood up.

He has a deep memory of Jiang Yang.

He remembered a shy boy who came to have his hair cut at that time. He was very careful when communicating, and he was afraid of saying the wrong thing. After he said "Differentiating broken cover", the uncle said he hadn't heard it, the boy seldom spoke and began to use gestures. communicated.

It's like an alien, if you say one more word, you will expose yourself.

It was because of this poor communication that the barber gave Jiang Yang a haircut that could be regarded as a stain on his career.

of course.

Blame him too.

I used to do some simple hairstyles for my family at home. After I retired, I also did haircuts for the elderly. Most of them were very ordinary hairstyles. ugly.

"Master, three heads, it's free."

Jiang Yang approached and pointed at the two uncles behind him.

This posture, that tone of voice, I don't know if I thought he was ordering in a restaurant.

The barber felt that it was too much for Jiang Yang to bring someone here.

His preferential policies are aimed at Jiang Yang alone.

Jiang Yang took out his mobile phone, opened his wife's circle of friends, and found out that when he had that hairstyle, his wife wanted to take pictures as a souvenir, and even sent the photos to the circle of friends for the uncle to see, "Master, let's say in good conscience, you still think Is it too much?"

"No, no—"

The barber said and glanced at the photos in Moments, "Your request is not too much."

Seeing that the barber was so straightforward, Jiang Yang hesitated, just like haggling when buying vegetables.

He was thinking, how about four people?
He earns five yuan to buy a decent bottle of Coke.

When the barber saw Jiang Yang hesitate, he knew what he was thinking, "Only three! Don't talk if there are too many."

"It's just a bottle of Coke... okay."

Seeing that the barber was determined, Jiang Yang stopped insisting.

Good guy!
Old Fengtou and Professor Zhang looked at each other.

The hairdresser may have regarded Coke as the unit of money because Jiang Yang said that one more person would only cost a bottle of Coke.

But the two of them knew that this kid really wanted to buy a Coke.

He still wants to make money!
Too shameless.

Old Feng looked at the students coming and going on the street, and approached Professor Zhang: "You shouldn't have agreed to come."

"Ok?"

Professor Zhang: "Obviously you agreed!"

"is it?"

Old Feng: "I have amnesia, I can't remember clearly, don't lie to me."

professor Zhang:……

Who are these people?

The barber picked up the tool: "Come on, which one of you will cut first?"

Professor Zhang asked Lao Feng to come first, and asked him to try the skills of the barber first.If the craftsmanship is not good enough, then Jiang Yang can ignore it, otherwise Jiang Yang will go back with an ugly hairstyle, and Professor Zhang will not be able to explain to Li Qingning.

He still wanted to listen to Jiang Yang's stories in the future.

Old Feng didn't think too much, and sat down on the chair, "Okay, then I'll come first."

As for Jiang Yang and Professor Zhang——

There are two small horses next to the barber's toolbox. The two sat down and continued to chat about the story: "Old Wang asked the military to invite him to a meeting, and he talked with Ding Yi about why physics does not exist. Many high-level scientists don't want to be He came home after the turkey scientist committed suicide and all that, and that's when his countdown came—"

Professor Zhang understands now.

Jiang Yang's "mosquito floaters" came up with a stroke of genius just now. It turned out that Lao Wang was targeted. "Those scientists who committed suicide probably also used this method to torture them crazy."

Old Feng, who was arranging his head, said, "The plot of your floaters is absolutely gone, how did you think of it?"

Jiang Yang and Professor Zhang watched him together.

Old Feng: "I am forgetful——"

The barber was surprised and asked Jiang Yang, "Did you make up this ghost story?"

He started to listen to this part. Although he didn't know the previous story, he felt that this ghost story was really well made.

Especially scientific.

Jiang Yang: "Science fiction, this is a science fiction story!"

There is a big difference between the two.

"is it?"

The barber is not very convinced.

Because the story Jiang Yang told was similar to the plot of a ghost movie he just watched. In this ghost movie, the protagonist was driven mad and committed suicide because he could see dirty things, similar to the protagonist Jiang Yang.

Seeing that they didn't answer his question, Old Feng hurriedly said, "It's really science fiction! Xiaojiang's plot was inspired by my floaters, it's not a ghost story."

Old Feng pointed to his own eyes, which was a masterpiece of his eye disease.

Really!

Old Feng thought his floaters were annoying, but he couldn't get rid of them.

just now.

He suddenly inspired others, and there was such a story about the floaters, so he felt that it was a bit interesting, at least not so bitter haha.

The barber nodded in confusion.

Professor Zhang asked Jiang Yang to ignore them, and continued, since Lao Wang was being targeted, the suspense that had been laid for so long should soon have an answer.

however--

Jiang Yang was still full of suspense.

The scientific boundary told Lao Wang that his nanomaterial experiment stopped, and the countdown was gone.

Lao Wang stopped, really no more!

"Ho!"

The barber couldn't help but be amazed when he heard this. This ghost story is artificial in the end.Just like the routines of domestic horror movies, in the end it is definitely a man-made mess.

Jiang Yang ignored the barber's interruption, and continued: "Old Wang is very angry and thinks it's all caused by the border of science. Although he doesn't know what tricks these people used, but Lao Wang believes that it is not a supernatural or miracle. It can be explained by science!"

At this time, the climax of so many suspenseful preparations ahead came!

People on the border of science definitely shocked Lao Wang even more.

"She told Lao Wang that three days later, that is, on the fourteenth, from one o'clock to five o'clock in the morning, the whole universe will shine for you!"

"Huh!"

The three uncles exclaimed together.

This sounds very romantic.

But the three uncles heard the story all the way. As soon as this sentence came out, what they felt was the majesty of the unfathomable mysterious power, which suddenly raised the dimension of the story, as if they were the center, the world Constantly shrinking outward, the entire earth, the entire solar system, and the entire galaxy become one point.

A little away, something was staring, and the thought of it was creepy.

Only a few uncles have never heard of the Cthulhu Mythos, otherwise they would think about it at this moment.

after all--

The whole universe flickers.

The barber thought: "Your ghost story is very atmospheric!"

Other people's ghost stories are all about an island, a house, and a village. Jiangyang's ghost story directly flickered in the universe.

"Science fiction, this is science fiction!"

Jiang Yang emphasized again.

Professor Zhang didn't quite believe it: "Your story is really science fiction?"

He has never seen such a supernatural and supernatural science fiction!

"It's really science fiction."

Jiang Yang told them not to worry and listen to him slowly.

The voice just fell.

"Ouch."

The barber stopped and listened to the story. He was distracted, and made a gap in the old Feng's hairstyle, "I'll fix it for you, and you'll come back," said the barber hurriedly.

Jiang Yang: "Master, is your skill good?"

Jiang Yang was really worried.

"Distracted, distracted."

The barber didn't think he was to blame, "Your story is mysterious and attractive."

He was sorry for not being distracted by the story.

Jiang Yang: "That's right!"

This is "The Three-Body Problem". It's not normal for the uncle to be distracted.

Fortunately, it was just a small gap, and the barber repaired it quickly.

But Professor Zhang didn't believe in his skills anymore, so he made a second haircutter himself and tried again.

Professor Zhang's hair is short, a little trimming is fine.

and so--

Jiang Yang mentioned that Lao Wang was hanging up the phone "The universe is shining for you", and remembered that the caller was playing a VR game. The official website name of this game was very special, so Lao Wang remembered it.

"He's in the game—"

Jiang Yang stood up and sat on a chair, while Professor Zhang, who had his hair trimmed, sat on a mat.

"—Meet King Zhou Wen of the Warring States Period in the game?"

Old Feng: "What the hell? I am forgetful, not demented. Don't fool me!"

Jiang Yang: "Listen up—"

call!
Just then, a strong wind blew up.

Professor Zhang raised his head and saw dark clouds gathering unknowingly above his head, "It's going to rain."

The barber is busy cutting Jiang Yang's hair.

however--

Under the strong wind, the rain still came quickly, and the raindrops fell quickly and sparsely.

"almost."

The barber stopped after speeding up his movements, and took a look back, "It's ok."

He stopped and began to collect things in a hurry.

Jiang Yang looked in the mirror and felt that it was almost the same.

A gust of wind blows, and the raindrops gradually thicken.

"That's all!"

Jiang Yang stood up, and he was still waiting for his two uncles. He walked back quickly wearing the barber's haircut shawl.On the way, considering that the two uncles were getting old, Jiang Yang gave them the shawls to protect them from the rain.

at last.

Not long after the rain started, they entered the building.

Among the three, only Jiang Yang got wet because he didn't have a shawl to keep out the rain.

　My big chapter! ! ^_^
　　
　
(End of this chapter)