Mixed with salted fish in Hongwudang

Chapter 214 Zhang Sloppy Fate
Zhu Yan murmured "the bell rings itself" several times, and after a while he waved to Zhu Yunxi.

"Come on, come here!"

Zhu Yunxue walked over stunned upon hearing the words, but before he could ask what he was doing, Zhu Yunxi grabbed his collar and kicked his ass in a circle.

"Are you stupid!"

"Your grandpa celebrated his birthday, and you actually gave him a bell!"

"What's wrong with sending the clock? This is also a piece of filial piety!"

"You still have the face to ask!"

"bell!"

"end!"

"Sending the clock is the end!"

Yang Xinlu and the others had already realized the problem when Zhu Yan kicked Zhu Yunxi, and their thoughts almost caused a catastrophe!
At the beginning, they only cared about admiring the magic of this thing, but forgot the name of this thing and committed a taboo.

"Thank you King Jin for reminding me!"

King Jin waved his hands nonchalantly when he heard the words.

"The three gentlemen are serious. You are all masters of learning. It is normal for you not to understand royal taboos."

"Since I'm lucky enough to meet you, I will definitely remind you."

Zhu Yunxi also reacted at this time, but he was still a little unconvinced.

"Third Uncle, you underestimate Grandpa Huang too much. How can Grandpa Huang be such a superstitious person!"

"Furthermore, I have spent more than 2 silver in order to research this thing, which is almost as expensive as the cost of building a workshop!"

When Zhu Bian heard this, he was so angry that he kicked his eldest nephew again.This brat didn't even think about it, if his grandpa wasn't superstitious, why would he let himself find some sloppy Zhang?

But when he mentioned the workshop, a smug smile appeared on his face.My eldest nephew is very good. He only spent 3 taels of silver to build a workshop, and sold it for 60 taels.

Although 30 of it was given to the palace, he only kept 30, which is ten times the profit!
What's more, the money given to the palace is not bad, so many wind blows for him every day, no matter how hard-hearted the old man is, he will be blown away, hahaha!

"Don't worry about the tens of thousands of taels of silver. Don't you have tens of thousands of taels of silver with you? Uncle San doesn't want that money anymore. You can keep it for yourself!"

"In short, this thing must not be used as a birthday gift!"

"If you successfully develop this thing, you can just carry it into the palace at any time, and you must never mention the word 'send'!"

Zhu Yunxi asked unwillingly after hearing the words.

"What if we change the name of this thing?"

"Such as a self-sounding watch?"

"Send the watch?"

Zhu Bing frowned and pondered for a while, thinking that this seemed to be a solution.The structure of this thing is so exquisite, it is obvious that the elder nephew spent a lot of effort, it would be a pity to discard it.

However, before Zhu Yan could figure it out, the three old men standing beside him shook their heads in unison.

"inappropriate!"

"After all, this thing is to tell the time. Your Majesty is old, and the most taboo thing is time..."

"If you dedicate this item to Your Majesty, wouldn't it be a reminder to Your Majesty that there is not much time left?"

After Gao Ming said this, he saw Zhu Yan looking at him with an unfriendly expression, and hurriedly bowed and apologized.

"Your Highness, calm down, the grassroots are lying..."

"Mr. Gao, please pay attention to what you say in the future. It is better not to say such taboo words."

Yang Xinlu and Qin Hengbo smiled at each other when they heard the words. It is not known whether these words offended the old emperor's taboo, but at least they offended His Royal Highness Jin Wang's taboo.

It can be seen from this that His Royal Highness King Jin's reputation of filial piety is really worthy, and he is countless times stronger than other princes and vassal kings.

King Jin really didn't like to hear such words, even when he subconsciously thought of his father's age sometimes, he couldn't help but feel pain in his heart, and even panic.

Although he knew that day would come sooner or later, he hoped it would never come.

"Change to a birthday present, or if it doesn't work, replace it with something I brought."

"Is that broken rock?"

Zhu Yunxi rolled his eyes and said disdainfully.

"Then I'd better think about something else. It's really impossible to change the clock, remove the timekeeping and timing functions, and see if this machine can be used for other things..."

Seeing that Zhu Yunxi was so stubborn, Zhu Wei was also a little annoyed.

"As you please!"

"But if you let me know, you dedicate this thing to your grandpa, and see if I don't break your leg!"

Zhu Yan threatened Zhu Yunxi, and then left with his entourage.

After Zhu Yan left, Zhu Yunxi immediately asked the three gentlemen about various auspicious signs in ancient times.

The three gentlemen thought that their students wanted to be filial to His Majesty the Emperor, so naturally they knew everything and said everything.

Even if they were beaten to death, this guy ran away in a frenzy after recording all the miraculous things they said on paper.

Within a few days, a new shop suddenly appeared in the capital, specializing in the sale of magical items.

For example, stone slabs that can glow at night, Shang and Zhou bronze tripods engraved with the words Hongwu, thousand-year-old Xuanwu with characters on their backs, artificial albino deer, etc.

And each item is equipped with a special short story to increase the mystery of its background.

As soon as this store was released, it immediately attracted dignitaries inside and outside the capital to snap up it.Within a few days, Zhu Yunxi had received another tens of thousands of taels of silver.

But the good times didn't last long, and soon more "magic creatures" appeared in the world, such as Qingluan who could talk, Xiezhi with one horn, unicorn with long neck and so on.

Zhu Yunxi was stunned when he saw these things. Daming's foreign exchanges are quite frequent, and he can even see rhinos and giraffes?
Originally, he wanted to buy a few giraffes and throw them in Xuanwu Lake Park, but when he inquired about the price, he immediately gave up the idea.

It's just that there are more and more people selling divine stones in the market, which has had a considerable impact on his business and made him very irritable.

In fact, not only Zhu Yunxi was irritable, but also several other shops selling "miracle" were also irritable.

Among them, the most irritating one belongs to Longhushan Zhang Tianshi's lineage, but they don't directly open stores for wholesale like Zhu Yunxie. They have always engaged in in-depth packaging and in-depth customization for customers.

For example, if officials in a certain place searched for too much people's fat, they would send a few Taoist priests to a certain place to investigate, and then build momentum in advance to warm up, saying that at a certain time and a certain place, there will be magic in a certain place.

Then one night, there will be a red light in a certain place, or a vision like a thunderous sound.Then, a woodcutter or hunter who got lucky would walk into a cave or fall into a deep pool by some kind of coincidence, and discover something magical.

After that, it will be favored by a certain Taoist, who will spend a lot of money to buy it, and then dedicate it to a certain dignitary.

Then the dignitaries expressed their gratitude, built a Taoist temple on the mountain, or donated tens of thousands of taels of silver incense money while sitting in Sanqing.

They have been playing this kind of thing for thousands of years, and they are already familiar with it.

It's just that no one would have imagined that such a wonderful thing as Zhu Yunxi would appear in Daming, directly hitting the price to freezing point!
Zhang Yuchu, the celestial master of Longhu Mountain, stood at the door of a shop, gnashing his teeth.Beside him stood a well-dressed, burly ordinary Taoist.

This person was none other than Zhang Sloppy whom Zhu Yuanzhang had been looking for but could not meet.

In fact, Zhang Sloppy is not usually so tidy. It is because Daoist priests are being arrested all over Da Ming recently, and he has no choice but to try to make himself tidy.

For this reason, he not only broke the tradition of not taking a bath for several years, but even changed a set of clothes for the first time, and maintained the good hygiene habit of washing every three days.

While Zhang Yuchu was gnashing his teeth, Zhang Sloppy was staring at the shop's plaque with great interest.

"Compulsory wholesale of small commodities?"

"interesting!"

"I didn't expect that Daming would have such an interesting emperor and grandson, but it made Pindao want to make friends."

Zhang Yuchu snorted coldly when he heard the words.

"What a fart, my Dragon and Tiger Mountain is about to be run over by him and drink the Northwest Wind!"

"But the friendship you mentioned, I'm afraid you don't want to cheat money, and then go back to build your Wudang Taoist temple?"

"I'm not talking about you. You only need to meet Emperor Zhu and make Emperor Zhu happy. It's a trivial matter for him to cover Wudang Mountain with Taoist temples for you!"

Zhang Sloppy smiled helplessly when he heard the words.

"If the emperor asks me the method of longevity, how do you ask me to deal with it?"

"If Pindao really has a way to live forever, he doesn't have to be so timid..."

Hearing the complaint, Zhang Yuchu nodded to express his understanding.

"really!"

"The old emperor is old, and he is losing his son in his later years. The desire to live forever must be extremely urgent."

"If we can't satisfy his ambition of longevity, it's better to stay away from the old emperor as much as possible."

"By the way, how do you plan to coax that third emperor's grandson?"

Zhang Sloppy gave Zhang Yuchu a blank look when he heard the words.

"Your words are too much, you are as shameless as a poor Daoist like you Longhushan, you are bluffing and deceiving everywhere!"

"A poor way of doing things pays attention to fate!"

"If the grandson of the Three Emperors has nothing to do with Pindao, even if he rushes to give money, Pindao will not accept a penny from him."

Zhang Yuchu doesn't believe in Zhang Sloppy's nonsense, what kind of nonsense fate method, doesn't it mean that whoever has the most money is destined to be destined?

But the eldest brother doesn't laugh at the second brother, they have been playing in the Longhushan lineage for thousands of years, and they really don't have the qualifications to make fun of others.

"How on earth do you do it?"

When Zhang Sloppy heard this, thinking of what the old emperor did to him on Wudang Mountain, a trace of anger appeared on his face.

"The old emperor was forced by Pindao to have a mountain and couldn't go back. Naturally, Pindao wants to collect some interest from this grandson!"

"The observation during this period of time found that the third emperor's grandson is very vigilant. If he wanted to deceive him, he might have to trouble Brother Yuchu to help out by lending some yellow and white things to Pindao to hook the third emperor's grandson!"

Zhang Yuchu smiled slightly when he heard the words, and deliberately teased.

"Don't you have a lay disciple? Isn't his family quite rich? Why don't you ask him for alms?"

"You mean Qin Hengbo?"

"This person's karmic relationship is not over. If Pindao dares to show himself in front of him now, for the sake of the future of his own students, he dares to tie up Pindao and dedicate it to the old emperor!"

Zhang Yuchu was just teasing his old friend, and when he saw what his old friend said, he immediately agreed.

"If you need any help, let me tell you, my Longhushan lineage still has some influence in the capital, and some small things can still be done."

"The poor Taoist is here to thank you!"

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