Mixed with salted fish in Hongwudang

Chapter 25: Grandpa Huang, are you going to invite me to dinner?
Zhu Yunxi didn't know that the danger was coming, and when he heard Lao Zhu's question, he really thought about it seriously.

"Grandfather, aren't you the emperor?"

"Of course we are, but we have never had three thousand beauties!"

"Oh... my grandson understands..."

Seeing Dasun saying this, Lao Zhu finally showed a gratified smile on his face.

However, the next moment, that smile turned into frost.

"It must be your old kidney!"

"Grandpa Huang, you can't do this, you have to find an imperial doctor to show you!"

"If you really can't do it, it's good to exercise with me, or you will be blind to your status as the old emperor!"

Old Zhu was so angry that his face turned green when he heard the words of Ni Sun.

This child is talking about where and where, so he knows that we are old perverts, and we can't live without women, right?

Or, in this child's heart, the emperor should have a harem in groups, licentious and immoral?
What annoyed him the most was that this little thing with half-haired hair was actually pulled onto the kidney, how did he learn such crooked ways!

Thinking of this, Lao Zhu couldn't control the prehistoric anger in his body anymore, he stepped forward and grabbed the guy by the neck, and kicked his ass a few times.

"We'll let you talk nonsense!"

"Which of your eyes can see that our kidneys are not good!"

"Look at the strength we kicked you, does it look like you have a bad kidney?"

Zhu Yunxi was kicked by Lao Zhu and turned in circles, crying out for pain, and hurriedly apologized to Lao Zhu, and at the same time secretly scolded himself as an idiot.

Aren't you just pretending to die? The emperor is also a man, and if he is a man, he is afraid of others saying that his kidneys are not good!

"Grandfather, please forgive me!"

"I was wrong, I dare not talk nonsense anymore!"

After Lao Zhu kicked him a few times, most of his anger disappeared.Now that he heard the grandson admit his mistake, he stopped kicking him and changed to preaching with earnestness.

"Grandson, being an emperor is not as good as you imagined. It is impossible to sing and sing every night, and spend time and drink like crazy."

"Emperor is a responsibility!"

"We must be responsible to the common people in the world, we must be responsible to our ancestors, and we must also be responsible to future generations!"

When Zhu Yunxi heard Lao Zhu's preaching, he seemed to have realized something.

"Grandfather, do you want to say, establish a heart for the world, establish a life for the people, inherit the knowledge of the past, and create peace for all generations?"

Old Zhu's eyes suddenly lit up when he heard this, this grandson can always surprise us inadvertently.

Let's just sigh casually, this grandson can think of the above four sentences!

This enlightenment, this cleverness, this thoroughness by drawing inferences from one instance, is really very likable!
"exactly!"

"Da Sun is so right, that's what we mean, but I just didn't remember these few words!"

Lao Zhu pulled his grandson excitedly and asked happily.

"Da Sun, where did you hear these four sentences, did your master teach you?"

Zhu Yunxi said to himself, I don't know where I learned it, it just popped out of my mind just now.

But there is a high probability that I read too many novels in my previous life, and I have seen others use these four sentences to pretend to be coercive, right?

Thinking of this, Zhu Yunxi couldn't help but sigh in his heart, what did he do in his previous life, how could he be so knowledgeable and talented, la la la...

Although Zhu Yunxi was a little complacent, he couldn't be too perfunctory when faced with Lao Zhu's problems.

He thought for a while, and it was safest to put this matter on the dead.

"Reporting to Grandpa Huang, this is what I usually heard from my father and other officials when I passed by the front hall."

"Although my grandson didn't know what it meant, I still thought it was very good, so I wrote it down!"

When Lao Zhu heard this, his excited eyes filled with tears, our emperor is really good, even if he is in his own palace, he always thinks of benefiting the common people in the world!

It's just a pity that he died so young at such a young age, he really is jealous of a talent!

Old Zhu was secretly sad in his heart, his eyes lit up again, and he looked at Zhu Yunxi in front of him with hope.

This is the continuation of Our Emperor!
This child's body not only flows our emperor's blood, but also flows our emperor's thoughts and feelings of benevolence, righteousness and love for the people!

What did he say before?

Serve the people of the fief and contribute to the prosperity of Ming Dynasty!
This child can have such thoughts and insights at such a young age, and he must be a benevolent king in the future!
"Good good!"

"If you can remember this sentence, it is enough to prove that you are a child with good fortune!"

Er Hu, the head of the guards who had just rushed over, was shocked when he heard Lao Zhu's words.

The "good luck" mentioned by the emperor, shouldn't it be the position of heir?

When Zhu Yunxi heard Lao Zhu praise him, his face was full of complacency.Now if you give him a tail, he can put it up and turn around.

"Grandpa Huang is right, I am indeed a man of great fortune!"

"So, from now on, you can't hit me every now and then, let alone kick my ass!"

"If you break me, where do you go to find a good grandson like me!"

Seeing that Ni Sun couldn't help boasting so much, Lao Zhu's excitement that had finally risen in his heart receded like a tide in an instant.

He finally understood that this grandson dared to open a dyeing workshop if he gave him some color. If he didn't discipline him well, he would be like Emperor Sui Yang of the Ming Dynasty in the future!

Lao Zhu taught with a straight face on purpose.

"Think beautifully!"

"We will keep an eye on you every day from now on, if you make a slight mistake, we will beat you!"

Zhu Yunxi regarded Lao Zhu's threat as a trick to scare children, and he didn't take it seriously at all.

"Grandfather, do you want to exercise with me?"

"Exercise what?"

"The one you just bounced around?"

Old Zhu smiled wryly.

"We can't do this, how old are we, how can we still bounce around like a child?"

"However, we can see that the way you performed just now is quite innovative. It seems that some combat movements have also been incorporated into it."

"Grandpa Huang, where did you find out that there was a war action?"

When Lao Zhu saw his eldest grandson asking, he immediately imitated what he did just now.

"Just this action!"

"The left leg is striding forward, the right leg is slightly bent, the left arm is holding the bow, and the right arm is pulling the bowstring back..."

"Isn't this the action of drawing a bow and shooting an arrow?"

Seeing Lao Zhu's cover-up, Zhu Yunxi immediately knew what action Lao Zhu was talking about.

"Hi!"

"You keep talking about body turning exercises!"

"But after you keep saying that, it's really like bending a bow and shooting an arrow!"

When Zhu Yunxi said this, a thought suddenly came to his mind, could the radio gymnastics he learned in his previous life really evolved from the movements of marching and fighting?
"Da Sun, what did you call that movement just now, what is it called movement?"

"By the way, where did you learn this set of exercises?"

When Zhu Yunxi heard Lao Zhu's question, he immediately lied casually.

"No one taught it, but my grandson dreamed about it in a dream!"

As soon as Lao Zhu heard this, he knew it was a fool, but he was just asking casually, since the grandson didn't want to say it, then let him go.

While the two were chatting, suddenly a eunuch approached.

"My lord, it's time for breakfast, do you think it's time to deliver the meal now, or..."

When Lao Zhu heard this, he immediately patted Dasun on the head.

"Da Sun, you haven't had breakfast yet, have you?"

Zhu Yunxi nodded hurriedly when he heard the words.

"Yes!"

"Grandfather, do you want to invite me to dinner?"

Old Zhu couldn't help laughing when he saw the impatient expression on his grandson's face.

"Yes!"

"Grandpa Huang just wants to treat you to breakfast!"

Zhu Yunxi thought about his own appetite, and couldn't help reminding him kindly.

"Grandpa Huang, then you should prepare more, my grandson is very good at eating, if I eat all of it, you will always go hungry!"

"Don't worry, we have plenty of breakfast, it's all enough for you!"

Old Zhu's face was full of disapproval, thinking that even if a kid can eat, how much can he eat?
However, he soon regretted it and paid a painful price for this sentence...

(End of this chapter)