Mixed with salted fish in Hongwudang

Chapter 272 Zhu Yunxi, I count you as cruel, woo woo woo...

Seeing that the common people were almost encouraged by him, Zhu Yunxi immediately opened his voice and continued.

"My fellow citizens, Japanese pirates are not scary. As long as we follow His Majesty's imperial decree and prepare knives, if these guys dare to bully us, we will kill them. There are not enough Japanese pirates for us to kill!"

When the surrounding people heard this, they all agreed.

"The third emperor's grandson is right, as long as we pick up the knife and fuck him, those gangsters will not dare to bully us!"

Zhu Yunxi secretly flattered Lao Zhu again, put a double insurance on his ass, and then began to auction off the heads of the Japanese pirates.

"Come, come!"

"The head auction of the Japanese pirates starts now, and the auction starts at ten taels of silver. If you want to buy it, hurry up!"

As soon as Zhu Yunxi finished speaking, all the people shouted like crazy.

"I want ten!"

"I want three!"

"I... I can't afford one, someone will partner with me, split it in the middle, the kind that is half of one person!"

After hearing this, Zhu Yunxi called in his heart what a good guy, this man took the head of a Japanese pirate as a pig's head, and he wanted to split it in the middle...

However, what this person said helped Zhu Yunxi open up a new way of thinking.

Ten taels of silver is still too expensive for ordinary people, but if it is sold separately according to the method of selling pork head meat, can it be sold for more money?
When Zhu Yunxi was thinking about how to adjust the business direction, optimize the sales model, and carry out refined and deep processing of the products, he suddenly saw an old acquaintance.

"Uncle Tiger!"

Seeing that Zhu Yunxi was safe and sound, Erhu was also full of joy in his heart.But when he thought of how often he had been blamed during this period of time, and the board alone had been hit thousands of times, he felt a little resentful in his heart.

"Don't dare to be the third grandson of Uncle Tiger, you should call me Erhu!"

Zhu Yunxi felt that Erhu was a little emotional, and immediately jumped off the stage and shook his arm to coax him.

"Uncle Hu, don't be angry, I didn't dare to tell you because I was afraid you would stop me..."

Erhu threw away his arms with a look of disgust.

"Stop it!"

"The humble job was almost cheated by you this time. The emperor put me on the ground and beat me up twice in three days. What do you think of this matter!"

"I'll give you ten bolts of the best lake silk!"

Erhu's eyes lit up when he heard the words, a piece of high-quality lake silk was worth more than 30 taels, wouldn't ten pieces be 300 taels of silver?
The third emperor's grandson is really generous, this is almost catching up with his one-year salary!
"That lowly position is disrespectful, hahaha!"

"Quickly kneel down, the emperor has an order!"

"oh oh!"

As soon as Zhu Yunxi heard the old man's order, he quickly knelt down respectfully.When the people nearby heard this, they knelt on the ground and listened to the order.

Erhu cleared his throat and said.

"Your Majesty ordered that the third emperor's grandson immediately enter the palace and pay homage to the Taimiao!"

"In addition, the heads of Japanese pirates are not allowed to sell privately, and all of them are pulled into the palace and sacrificed to the Taimiao!"

Zhu Yunxi was not at all surprised when he heard this, and the people around him quit.

If this is taken to the palace, where will they buy the heads of Japanese pirates?

"This official, you should leave some for us at least!"

"Just now, I boasted to my ancestors. This year, I used the heads of Japanese pirates to pay homage to them. You took them all away. How can we explain to our ancestors!"

"This old man is right. I have also greeted my ancestors. No matter who comes today, the head of this pirate will have to be sold!"

"Yep!"

"Let's surround them and let them go if they don't sell them!"

The surrounding people cheered, and they all crowded up, and surrounded the Jinyiwei brought by Erhu.

Erhu looked at the dense crowd of people around him, and said to Zhu Yunxi with a bitter face.

"Third emperor's grandson, hurry up and let the people evacuate. The emperor is in a bad mood today. If you dare to keep the emperor waiting for a long time, your ass will suffer!"

When Zhu Yunxi heard this, he hurriedly called the people to disperse.

"Fathers and folks, don't worry, this Japanese pirate's head will be taken for a walk in the palace, and it will be taken out for auction in two days!"

"Gu here promises to all the fathers and folks that the king will personally auction it at the gate of King Wu's palace in three days!"

"A Japanese pirate head is worth 20 bids!"

"If you can't afford one, you can partner with others, or sell it loose..."

The people around heard that they could continue to sell, and they immediately became happy.It's just that some people are not happy to hear Zhu Yunxi sitting on the ground and raising the price.

"Third emperor's grandson, how can you sit on the ground and raise the price? You are not honest in doing this!"

"This is an act of a profiteer. His Majesty the Emperor knew about it, but he will beat you up, hahaha!"

Before Zhu Yunxi could explain, some well-informed people spoke for him.

"What do you know, you bastard? If the head of this Japanese pirate enters the palace, it will be stained with the fairy spirit of the imperial temple. The grandchildren of the three emperors have only doubled, which is already considered cheap!"

When the surrounding people heard this, they happily let them go.

On the way back to the palace, Erhu quietly reminded Zhu Yunxi.

"The emperor is very short of money recently..."

Hearing this, Zhu Yunxi nodded secretly.

"Thank you, Uncle Hu, for reminding me that this time Gu is ordered to exterminate Japanese pirates, so he should hand over half of the spoils to Grandpa Huang!"

Erhu had a happy smile on his face when he heard the words, the third emperor's grandson is smart, and he can tell everything!
As soon as Zhu Yunxi and his party entered the palace, they were dragged to the imperial hospital for a full-body examination.

However, just as Zhu Yunxi and the others were stripped naked, Old Zhu with a whip behind his waist came in.

As soon as Zhu Yunxi saw Lao Zhu, he hurriedly and timidly called Grandpa Huang, and Zhu Gui and others also called Father Huang.

"Humph!"

"You rebellious grandson still recognizes our grandpa!"

"We thought you were crazy, and you forgot about us, a bad old man!"

After Lao Zhu taught Xiao Nisun a lesson, he pointed at the princes and reprimanded them.

"The same goes for the rest of you, you are all Uncle Wang, why are you still messing around with that Ni Sun!"

"Wait a while after the physical examination, let's go outside and get boarded!"

"what……"

When the three of them heard this, they all begged with bitter faces.

"Father, please forgive me..."

Facing the pleadings of the three rebellious sons for mercy, Lao Zhu didn't even pay attention, but just looked at Hao Wenjie with a sullen face.

"Check it out for us, and see if there are any hidden wounds on your body!"

"promise!"

Hao Wenjie and other imperial physicians conducted a 360-degree examination of the three princes and one grandson without dead ends.

Finally, he tore off Zhu Yunxi's underpants and checked the inside.

"Doctor Hao, don't you need to check here?"

Hao Wenjie gave Zhu Yunxi a blank look.

"Son of the Three Emperors, this is the point!"

"This is related to the inheritance of the ancestral temple, and it is the most important part to check!"

Hearing what Hao Wenjie said, Zhu Yunxi had no choice but to close his eyes resignedly.

Hao Wenjie checked carefully and said.

"Third Emperor's grandson, your skin is a bit long. Would you like me to cut it for you?"

"Weichen has been very proficient in ring cutting recently, and has helped several ministers' children to cure infertility."

"Although your influence is not great, but in my humble opinion, let's cut it easily!"

Hao Wenjie has been obsessed with surgery recently, to the point where he wants to use a knife when he sees a redundant part.

When Zhu Yunxi heard this, he quickly clamped his legs and looked at Hao Wenjie warily.

"You got the anesthetic now?"

"not yet……"

"Then you still have the face to mention this to me!"

Zhu Yunxi didn't care, but Lao Zhu did.Especially when he heard Hao Wenjie say things like affecting his heirs, he was so nervous that his heart was in his throat.

"Hao Wenjie, tell us, is his influence great or not? Can he really influence his heirs?"

"Reporting to Your Majesty, it doesn't affect it at the moment, but from the doctor's point of view, circumcision is still recommended..."

"oh oh……"

"Then what is the success rate?"

"Ten percent!"

"Then cut it!"

When Zhu Yunxi heard this, his scalp went numb with fright.

"Grandfather, don't believe his nonsense. The operation still has certain risks. If you accidentally turn your grandson into a eunuch!"

Hearing what Zhu Yunxi said was so serious, Lao Zhu immediately didn't dare to take the risk.He just kept urging him to ask the imperial physicians to investigate carefully, so as not to leave any root cause behind.

Lao Zhu himself was also watching from the sidelines, seeing that Dasun was completely naked, not even a greasy skin was broken, so he let go of his hanging heart.

However, when he thought of what Ni Sun said on the pier, about being stabbed several times, he gritted his teeth angrily.

If he hadn't believed in this grandson's nonsense, he wouldn't have been in such a hurry to let the imperial doctor come for an examination!

"His Majesty, the three princes and grandsons of the three emperors are all in good health, without any external or internal injuries."

Old Zhu was determined when he heard this, but his face was still gloomy.

"If you say that, can you take hundreds of whips?"

When Zhu Yunxi heard this, he quickly winked at Hao Wenjie.Hao Weijie deliberately didn't look at him, nodded heavily and said.

"Yes!"

"According to the body of the third emperor's grandson, dozens of whips one by one are no problem, but if there are more, accidents may happen..."

Hearing the words, Lao Zhu only felt refreshed, and felt a little bit of anticipation in his heart.

"Come here!"

"Bring the three rebellious sons and one rebellious grandson to Qianqing Palace, so that they can take a bath for them!"

"Focus on washing your butt, it will be difficult for them to get wet in the next few days!"

The four of them were quite happy when they heard the bath, but when they heard the last sentence, all four of them burst into tears.

Only Hao Wenjie giggled foolishly, secretly thinking that the emperor was very thoughtful, even considering that the wound should not touch water.

The four of them were taken to the Qianqing Palace, where they took a comfortable hot bath under the service of dozens of eunuchs.It's just that everyone couldn't be happy, and when they thought about being beaten soon, they complained to each other.

"My lord has said long ago that there are no Japanese pirates in Yangzhou, but you are blind to money, and you want money without your life, so you have to sneak into your grandpa's pocket!"

Seeing that Zhu Gui dared to blame himself, Zhu Yunxi was immediately unhappy.

"You still have the nerve to talk about me?"

"If you weren't greedy for life and afraid of death, timid and afraid of getting into trouble, a storm would scare you into a soft bastard, and you would have to clamor to return, and we would all be digging silver mines in Japan now!"

Zhu Ying heard that the two were still in the mood to quarrel at this time, and was also left speechless by the two.

"Take a break, both of you. Both of you are used to being beaten since childhood, and you are no longer afraid of pain."

"Hateful, this king is so old, this is the first time he was punished, and he was implicated by the two of you, woo woo woo..."

Zhu Zhi is also a habitual offender. Although he is nervous, he is not very scared.

After all, no matter how fierce the father was, he didn't dare to do anything to them, it was nothing more than beating the board.

"You three stop complaining, think about the money we made this time, what else is there to be dissatisfied with!"

Zhu Gui and Zhu Ying immediately felt better when they heard this.

This time they made a lot of money. Not only did they recover the cost of building the ship once, but they also made an extra 1 taels of silver per person.

Thinking of so much money coming in, the three of them were less afraid of the upcoming board.

Not only were they talking and laughing, they even had a water fight in the wooden barrel. You give me a blow, and I give you a blow. It was such a joy to play.

When Lao Zhu came in, the huge warm pavilion was already occupied by three rebellious sons and one rebellious grandson, who could raise fish.

"Is this finished?"

"Come on!"

"Drag the three rebellious sons out, and hit each of them with a hundred big boards!"

Erhu hurriedly reminded.

"My lord, you will die if you are so big..."

Old Zhu snorted coldly when he heard this.

"You can figure it out, as long as you don't die!"

"Ugh……"

Hearing this, the two tigers bowed their hands to the three princes, said they were offended, and then ordered the three of them to be dragged out of the barrel.

Zhu Gui felt his scalp tighten when he thought that he would be dragged out naked to play the board like his two younger brothers.

"Father, my son is about to get married, you should show him some face and let him be beaten in his clothes!"

After listening to Zhu Gui's words, Lao Zhu thought about it seriously.

"Zhu Gui will be spared, change his clothes and send him out of the palace."

When Zhu Gui heard this, he almost thought he was hallucinating, and he knelt down to thank him after a while.

"I thank my father for his sympathy, my son will definitely..."

Before Zhu Gui could finish his words of thanks, he heard his father speak again.

"Go to the harem in a while, and ask Guo Hui to send two maids to the Xu family to reprimand the second lady of the Xu family!"

When Zhu Gui heard this, the smile on his face froze immediately.

"Father, why are you rushing towards your son if there is something wrong, why are you embarrassing Miaoqing!"

Old Zhu saw that Zhu Gui spoke so intimately that he called him "Miao Qing", and a treacherous smile suddenly appeared on his face.

The old thirteen was beaten, even if he was beaten two hundred times, he would still go his own way.

Now he finally has a daughter-in-law who can control him, so he can save himself some trouble in the future, hahaha!
"You are about to become a husband and wife. A husband and wife are one. You are so nonsense. As your fiancée, she has not fulfilled the duty of persuasion. Shouldn't we punish her?"

Zhu Gui blushed with anger when he heard his father's unreasonable words.

"Father!"

"One person does things and one person is responsible. If you want to punish, punish your son. Don't take out your anger on Xu Miaoqing!"

"Drag out!"

"Father, my son is willing to accept the punishment, even if he receives two hundred boards..."

Old Zhu ignored him and ordered someone to throw him out.

After Lao Zhu sent Zhu Gui away, he was not so polite to the two younger ones, and ordered them to be dragged outside to play the board.

The two younger ones didn't dare to argue, but kept begging for mercy.

However, Lao Zhu had been thinking about this beating for a while, so how could he let go so easily.

When the howls of Zhu Ying and Zhu Zhi came from outside, Old Zhu looked at Zhu Yunxi coldly.

"Little Nisun, it's your turn."

"Are you going to crawl out of the barrel by yourself, or wait for us to take you out!"

Zhu Yunxi didn't want to be hung up and beaten, that thing hurt too much.Therefore, hearing Lao Zhu's threat, he hurriedly climbed out of the bucket, moved a small bench and climbed on it.

"Grandpa Huang, my grandson is ordered to hunt down thieves this time, and he is willing to hand over all the four 10,000+ taels of silver that he seized!"

Old Zhu just took off the whip from his waist, when he heard this, he was stunned.

"Oh?"

"How dare you, a rebellious grandson?"

"Grandfather, grandson saw you worrying about money day and night, so he ventured out to sea to get you money..."

"Then if you say so, not only are you innocent, but you have merit?"

"It can't be said that it is meritorious, at least the merits and demerits can be offset..."

Hearing this, Old Zhu snorted coldly, raised his foot and stepped on Nisun's back, and hit his ass with a whip, making Zhu Yunxie scream out in pain.

"You treat us as a rarity for your little money!"

"If something happens to you, what's the use of ten million or ten million taels of silver!"

"Do you know that we have even written the imperial edict to enshrine you as the grandson of the emperor. If you die at sea, what will you do for us poor old man!"

When Lao Zhu said this, he couldn't bear it anymore, and cried "wuwu" while hitting him "papa".

Zhu Yunxi was taken aback when he heard Lao Zhu say this, and realized for the first time that he had made a mistake.

"Grandfather, grandson knows his mistake, just punish him!"

When Lao Zhu saw what Dasun said, the resentment in his heart suddenly decreased a lot, but he threw off his arms and beat him dozens of times before going back to bed with a yawn.

Ever since his eldest grandson went to sea, he hasn't had a full night's sleep. Now that his grandson has returned safely, he can finally sleep soundly.

After Lao Zhu left, Zhu Yunxi struggled to get up from the stool, touched his buttocks, and found that although it was swollen and tall, it was not broken. It can be seen that what the old man said was not uncommon. + For the sake of two silver coins, I'll take it lightly on myself.

He was used to being beaten for a long time, and he didn't take this little injury seriously. Instead of rushing to apply the medicine, he changed into a set of clean clothes and ran out to watch the two Uncle Wangs having fun.

Zhu Ying and Zhu Zhi had already been hit by dozens of boards at this time, and they were so painful that they almost passed out.

Seeing that the "chief culprit" looked like a normal person now, both of them were dumbfounded.

"Eldest nephew, did your grandpa beat you?"

"No!"

"Grandpa Huang also praised me for being courageous and insightful, and I am a model for the Ming royal family!"

"What?"

"It's impossible!"

"I told Grandpa Huang that I am willing to hand over all the property we have seized. Grandpa Huang will spare me the punishment as soon as he is happy, hahaha!"

The two were dumbfounded when they heard this, and then they cursed.

"Zhu Yunxi, you have no right to do that!"

"We still have a share of the property seized this time, you can't make decisions for us!"

Zhu Yunxi smiled wickedly when he heard the words.

"Then what should I do, Grandpa Huang has already accepted it, and even praised the two of you..."

"Why don't you both go to Grandpa Huang in person and say that you two don't want to donate anymore, and ask Grandpa Huang to return the money to you both?"

"I……"

"Zhu Yunxi, count yourself as cruel, woo woo woo..."

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