Mixed with salted fish in Hongwudang

Chapter 285 Chapter 280 Your Majesty Six made it very clear that he wants to fight this one himself! (monthly ticket)
Lao Zhu couldn't help but hug Dasun to the bed, and regardless of Dasun's willingness or not, he gave him medicine arbitrarily.

This sudden enthusiasm made Zhu Yunxi very sad.

Applying medicine is a technical job!

If you don't know how to apply medicine, you can only do secondary damage to the wound!

Ever since, under the enthusiasm of Lao Zhu, he felt what is called secondary injury.

Lao Zhu looked at his grandson crying, thinking that he was touched by his tenderness, and he was even more excited when he took the medicine.

"Dasun, this time we blamed you wrongly, we will give you the medicine in person, and treat it as an apology to you!"

"You have to be satisfied, you have to be grateful!"

"We are also the emperor, why are you being too humble, hahaha!"

Zhu Yunxi almost died of anger when he heard the shameless words of old Zhu Toushou. Now he only hated himself for not being able to fart, otherwise he would have to give him a big stinky fart!

Old Zhu triumphantly finished administering the medicine to his grandson, and patted his little butt habitually.

"Get up!"

"You haven't even broken the skin, so don't tear your neck and cry!"

"Wow woo woo..."

"Grandson has decided. Raise the price. When it comes to four hundred coins per catty, wow..."

When Lao Zhu heard this, he immediately widened his eyes.

"you dare!"

"If you dare to raise the price, we will beat you to the ground!"

That is to say, Zhu Yunxi is just talking. In fact, the price of [-] Wen per [-] catties is already very profitable.

The cost of this thing is almost all in logistics and labor, and the material cost is almost zero.

The whole of Daming belongs to his family, and he digs his own mine, who would dare to ask him for the coal mine contract fee?

With two hundred coins per catty, the net profit has already reached more than 150 coins.

If he earns more, he feels that he should be hanged by a street lamp!
After Lao Zhu "roared" to his grandson, seeing his pouting and sulking, he hurriedly turned into a country old man and started to coax grandson.

"Do not be angry!"

"You are our hand-picked grandson of the emperor, how can you act like a businessman and know how to make money every day?"

"You have to take a long-term view and let the people benefit, so that the people can support you and hold you as the emperor!"

"good!"

"Accompany us to have lunch at noon, and if you want to eat something, let the imperial dining room make it for you!"

Zhu Yunxi said aggrievedly.

"I want to eat dragon tendons!"

"Dragon liver and phoenix marrow, dragon meat, dragon claws, dragon heart..."

Old Zhu's face turned green with anger when he heard the menu ordered by the grandson. Did this Nisun stare at himself to eat?
"Go, go, go!"

"We'll ask someone to find a cauldron in a while, and we'll jump in and cook ourselves for you!"

When Zhu Yunxi saw what Old Zhu said, he burst into tears and smiled, and took the initiative to wrap his arms around the old man's neck and said.

"no need!"

"You are too old, you should kill a bear and eat it..."

When Lao Zhu heard this, he coughed dryly.

"Cough cough..."

"You'd better eat us, it's icy and snowy, where would you tell us to find a bear for you..."

As soon as Zhu Yunxi heard that there were no bear paws to eat, he immediately let go of Lao Zhu, lay down on the bed again and sulked.

Seeing this, Lao Zhu had no choice but to use his trump card.

"Didn't you always want to go out? We happen to have something on hand that allows you to take a stroll along the Yangtze River!"

Upon hearing this, Zhu Yunxi turned into a good grandson again, wrapping around old Zhutou with surprise on his face.

"Grandfather, what's the matter?"

Lao Zhu's face suddenly turned cold, and his tone became a bit chilly.

"Of course it's the disaster!"

"We've already checked the matter almost. When the snow melts in a few days, you can kill us all the way according to the list we gave you!"

"If you catch a corrupt official, you don't need to be escorted to Beijing, you will be slaughtered there!"

Zhu Yunxi rolled his eyes and said treacherously.

"Grandfather, the name is not right, it's not right, take a look..."

Lao Zhu naturally heard the meaning of this rebellious grandson, he just wanted him to announce the canonized edict to the world.

However, he doesn't want to think about it now, at least he has to wait until he sees Zhang Sloppy after the New Year.

He didn't want to ruin his grandson's life because of his impatience.

"We give you the banner of the king's life!"

"With this thing, it's no different from our visit!"

"oh oh……"

"Then let's raise the price. When it comes to four thousand renminbi per catty..."

As soon as Zhu Yunxi finished saying this, he felt a chill on his buttocks, and then old Zhu Pu's big hand like a fan fell down.

Qin Deshun listened to the screaming of a certain Ni Sun in the room, and skillfully took out a ball of cotton from his sleeve and stuffed it into his ear.

After a while, Lao Zhu's admonition came again from the bedroom.

"Do you still dare to talk nonsense!"

"Don't dare, wow..."

"Then hurry up and go to Daben Hall to study!"

"oh oh……"

After Lao Zhu sent his grandson away, he immediately started to get busy.

He first purchased 1 million catties of coal lotus root from the great grandson in the name of purchasing by the palace, and then ordered the imperial court to buy 1 million catties, which were distributed to civil and military officials as salaries.

Then came the Jingying, Jinyiwei, Habayashiwei and other military systems, all of which ordered a lot of coal roots.

It's just a pain for the officials of Ming Dynasty. They haven't sold out the pepper they distributed last month, and they are going to sell briquettes on the street again today.

Therefore, when the Minister of the Household Department told them that half of this month's salary would be discounted, and coal balls would be used to cover the bill, all of them looked uglier than pig's liver.

They thanked each other perfunctorily, and then returned home with their heads drooping and the briquettes.

I thought I would have to suffer another round of abuse from my wife, but I didn't expect that after the briquettes were pulled back, they immediately attracted the whole family's onlookers.

"Officer, where did your briquettes come from?"

"Where did it come from, of course it was rewarded by His Majesty the Emperor!"

Tian Shilang's words were more or less resentful, and even the gesture of clapping his hands towards the palace became very perfunctory.

However, to his surprise, his wife gave him a sweet kiss after hearing about it.

"Oops!"

"This is a good thing that money can't buy now!"

"This time His Majesty finally rewarded something useful, hehehe..."

Tian Shilang was a little dumbfounded when he heard this.

"it works?"

"Of course it works!"

"You don't know how expensive firewood is if you are not in charge of the family. Now the ordinary charcoal on the market costs [-] renminbi a catty, and the high-quality smokeless charcoal even costs [-] renminbi!"

"This is not burning charcoal, it is simply burning money!"

"Fortunately, the grandson of the Three Emperors came up with such a good thing as coal lotus root, otherwise the price of charcoal would have to go up!"

"However, this thing is not easy to buy. It is said that thousands of carts have been pulled into the capital, and they are all snatched up as soon as they arrive at the gate of the city."

"My concubine ordered someone to guard the gate of the city for a day, but I didn't buy a few yuan. It's because our officials have the ability to pull a cart back on the same day. We can't burn it all by ourselves, so we can sell it to the neighbors. , it can be sold with a price increase of one hundred coins!"

"This this this..."

Tian Shilang never expected that the briquettes bestowed by His Majesty the Emperor would be so sought after.

He only hates one thing now, and that is when the salary is paid out, why don't all the settlements be settled with briquettes!

In fact, if the emperor didn't feel sorry for his eldest grandson, so he suddenly stepped in, the briquettes prepared by Zhu Yunxi could completely satisfy the needs of the people in the capital.

However, Mr. Zhu was afraid that his grandson would suffer losses, so he used his own administrative means to forcefully intervene in the distribution of briquettes in the market, causing the supply of briquettes to be unbalanced in the region, which led to the price increase.

When the people in the whole capital were rushing to buy briquettes, Zhu Yunxi also came to Dahontang holding his buttocks.

To be honest, he 10,000 didn't like coming here.

Although Lao Zhu's intention is obvious, it is to find some companions for him to read.But he just doesn't like reading, and he doesn't like being restrained.

In his opinion, instead of wasting time here, it is better to squat in Hope Academy and do scientific research.

At the very least, the increase in productivity is visible and tangible.

For Zhu Yunxi's arrival, the people in Dahon Hall expressed their warm welcome.

Zhu Quan wiped the dusty chair for him with his sleeve, and Zhu Zhi took out his candied fruit box and let Zhu Yunxi taste it.

Some of the other princes served tea, some poured water, and they were so busy that it was a joy.

As for why they were so considerate, it was only because the monthly exam at the Dahon Hall was about to start again.

According to the past practice, as long as the monthly exam gets a first-class result, His Majesty the Emperor will visit the harem in person to guide the work of the prince, son, mother and concubine.

Now Mr. Fang in the Dabentang has been reduced to a handyman, and Zhu Yunxie's three masters have the final say on big and small matters. If they don't please Zhu Yunxi, who will they please?

"Nephew, I recently found an iron grasshopper. If you like it, Uncle Sixteen will give it to you!"

"Nephew, don't you like puppies? I asked my uncle to get a few beautiful poodles outside the palace. They are all top quality. If you like them, I will order my uncle to send them to the palace!"

When Zhu Yunxi heard about the poodle, he immediately remembered that he had a snow lion in the palace.

"Where's the lonely snow lion?"

"Wang Wang!"

As soon as Zhu Yunxi finished speaking, there was a rush of dog barking from the next door.

Zhu Yunxi hurriedly left everyone behind and ran to the girl's class next door to find his snow lion.

The other princes in the class accompanied the reading, and seeing Zhu Yunxie as the pioneer, they all followed the girls to watch the excitement.

Like the bear children of later generations, these teenagers are curious about everything about girls, and always try their best to sneak into girls' classrooms.

It's a pity that, in order to prevent scandals in the palace, Concubine Guo Hui specially hired a dozen servants with big arms and round waists to guard the girls' classroom every day to guard against death.

Not to mention these bastards, even a male fly would never want to fly in.

However, their line of defense was ineffective against Zhu Yunxi.

Because the faculty of the entire Dahontang is supported by Zhu Yunxi's master, no one can stop this master.

When Zhu Yunxi came to the girls' class, he saw Gao Ming sitting in the teacher's seat with a dark face, examining his homework.

At this moment, several little girls were kneeling beside the desk.

Zhu Yunxi just took a glance and saw Xu Miaojin, the hostess of Snow Lion.

This girl is really a scumbag, she couldn't pass the homework check in the morning, I really don't know what she did last night!

Zhu Yunxi grabbed the snow lion by its neck and pulled it up from the ground, but he didn't leave in a hurry, but sat next to Gao Ming with great interest.

Gao Ming also has a headache for his disciple who is extremely smart but doesn't like reading at all.

Seeing that he finally came, she acquiesced in his untimely sitting beside her.

Xu Miaojin kept her head down ever since Zhu Yunxi came in, wishing she could bury her head in the cracks in the floor tiles.

She is not afraid of being hand-banged or punished to kneel, she is only afraid of being seen by her deadly enemy when she is punished.

This will embarrass her!

However, the more she was afraid of something, the more she would come.

That Zhu Yunxi was still sitting next to the husband, staring at him with two big eyes.

"Mr. Gao, what was their homework yesterday?"

"Bai Letian's Pipa Walk."

"Oh!"

"So it's this one. It's really a bit long. People with bad brains will definitely not be able to memorize it!"

When a group of little girls heard this, even the tender-faced ones were so ashamed that they cried.Even Xu Miaojin, who was as thick as a city wall, covered his face in shame when he heard this.

It was just a pair of angry little eyes, hiding between the fingers and staring at Zhu Yunxi viciously, wishing to tear him into pieces with his eyes.

Zhu Yunxi deliberately didn't look at her, but picked up a book of three hundred poems at random, opened a page and read aloud.

"Seeing off the guests on the Xunyang River at night, the maple leaves and the flowers are rustling in autumn. The master dismounts and the guests are on the boat, and there is no orchestra to drink..."

As soon as Zhu Yunxi read this, he heard a very dissatisfied voice from the side.

"I can read it from the book, if you have the ability, don't read the book and recite it for us to see!"

Zhu Yunxi knew who said this without even looking.

"What if I can really recite it?"

"You can memorize it when you recite it, what does it have to do with me..."

"Don't you want to make a bet?"

"What are you gambling?"

"If I memorize it, someone will run around the palace ten times!"

When Xu Miaojin heard that he was just running around, he immediately agreed without hesitation.

"If you can't memorize it, do you have to run ten laps?"

"Of course!"

"it is good!"

"I'll make a bet with you!"

As soon as the bet between the two was established, there was a burst of laughter at the door.

Zhu Gui looked at his silly sister-in-law with a depressed face, while Zhu Zhi and the others were completely gloating.

"Xu Miaojin, you have been deceived, Zhu Yunxie is the top student in our hall."

"If you compare endorsements with him, you will never win in your life, hahaha!"

Gao Ming was also amused by the bet between the two of them. Although he is not doing his job properly as a disciple, his ability to endorse is really nothing to say.

Not to mention three hundred poems, even if you give him a book of historical records, he can recite it for you.

Seeing that Xu Miaojin took the bait, Zhu Yunxi immediately recited the pipa line quickly. Because Xu Miaojin spoke too fast, Xu Miaojin didn't understand what he was recited, but just looked at the husband stupidly.

"Mr. Gao, did he really memorize it?"

Gao Ming looked at the stupid Miss Xu Jiasan, nodded with a wry smile.

"Exactly!"

"Miss San can go for a run, hahaha!"

"what!"

Xu Miaojin didn't know that she had been fooled until then, so she could only get up from the ground depressed, and then went to run around outside.

It's just that as soon as she ran from Dabentang to Hongwumen, she realized that something was wrong.

Because according to the rules of the Dahondo, if she didn't memorize the book in the morning, she would be beaten by her aunt in the palace.

Thinking of this, Xu Miaojin looked at her glowing red palm, and suddenly an unrealistic idea came to her mind.

Zhu Yunxi made a bet with him on purpose, and let him run laps. Could it be that he calculated that he would be punished, and deliberately gave himself a chance to avoid being beaten?
If this is the case, I owe Zhu Yunxie a favor.

With the addition of Zhu Yunxi, the normal rhythm of class in Daben Hall was completely disrupted.

The lunch break time was significantly extended, from the original one hour to two hours.

And the gameplay is also more diverse, from ordinary cricket fighting games to groups of three or five.

The traditional cricket jar has also changed from a square inch to a huge square wooden plate.

Three routes are planned in the wooden plate, and some snacks are hidden in the middle area of ​​the three routes to provide these crickets with energy.

The competition system has also changed from a one-on-one cricket to a fight between five crickets, and the victory is determined by which cricket eats the meat ball on the opposite side first.

As soon as this gameplay appeared, it aroused the enthusiasm of everyone in the main hall.

For a time, the price of crickets in the capital skyrocketed, from a dozen yuan a piece to hundreds of yuan.

If the normal development path is followed, Zhu Yunxi will launch a rating mechanism in the future.

Accompanied by all the princes in the main hall, divided into bronze, silver, gold and other ranks.

However, under Lao Zhu's board, Daming was forced to suspend the first quarter of the championship.All the venues and props used in the competition had to be completely burned by a fire.

In fact, Lao Zhu has endured them for a long time.

On the first day Zhu Yunxi returned to Dabentang to study, he knew that his grandson had improved the cricket fight.

But he thought about how hard it was for his grandson to return to the palace to study, so as long as he didn't play too much, he could bear his nonsense.

However, today I couldn't help it.

Smallpox occurred in many prefectures and counties near the capital, and many cases were found even in the capital, and the number continued to increase.

The capital city has a population of nearly 2 million. Once the smallpox spreads, the consequences can be imagined.

Therefore, when he heard that there was a Cricket Fighting Tournament being prepared at the Daben Hall, Lao Zhu became very angry and ordered someone to carry the boards to reward each of them with [-] boards.

Even those princesses and female companions who were cheerleaders were not spared. Each of them beat the hands forty times, and punished the girls for copying them ten times!

There is only one exception, and that is the instigator of this incident.

But no one was unconvinced, because His Majesty's will was very clear, and he wanted to fight this one himself!
　It's the end of the month, hurry up and clear the warehouse, la la la
　　
　
(End of this chapter)