Mixed with salted fish in Hongwudang
Chapter 399 These 2 idiots' dogs can't spit ivory out of their mouths!
Chapter 399 The dog of my two idiots can't spit out ivory!
Lao Zhu's military exercise was just to scare people, and now seeing that Dasun brought him such a big surprise, he immediately said to everyone with a smile.
"Go to the target and have a look, our old arms and legs won't move anymore!"
Everyone got the order, and hurriedly rode in a carriage or ran over on horseback.
Zhu Di took the lead and ran at the front. When he ran halfway, he found that there was no one around him, so he adjusted his horse speed slightly, let his second brother Zhu Xi go, and ran behind Zhu Xi's ass.
Zhu Xi caught up with Zhu Di and asked disdainfully.
"Fourth, why are you rushing over there in such a hurry, are you afraid that the target's long legs will fly away!"
Zhu Di smiled awkwardly.
"Second brother was joking, aren't we curious about the new firearm?"
Zhu Xi nodded when he heard this.
"I'm really curious how our eldest nephew's head grew, and he quietly tinkered with so many good things!"
The two fell into silence when they said this, and they just rode their horses silently on their way.
The distance of a thousand steps is very short, and it took a while to arrive.
The two rushed to the target site, seeing the mess all over the floor, they both exclaimed in surprise.
"My God, it's not enough to flatten the mountain bag, and another hole has been dug!"
Hearing the second brother's exclamation, Zhu Di casually picked up a fragment of the helmet from the ground.
"It was quite shocking to see it on the city wall just now, but it is even more terrifying when you come to the scene to see it."
"Such a thick helmet can't bear it, so what else in the world can hold it?"
While the two were talking, other feudal lords also rushed over on fast horses.After a while, envoys from several vassal states, as well as the southwestern chieftains also drove over in a carriage.
The purpose of Lao Zhu's military exercise is to scare this group of people, how can we not let them come over to see the power of the artillery?
When everyone came to the Target Ruins, seeing the debris all over the ground and the pieces of iron scattered on the ground, they were all so shocked that they couldn't speak.
This kind of powerful artillery has exceeded their cognition, so they can only attribute it to Tianwei.
After seeing the power of the artillery, everyone was silent, and even when they returned to the city wall, their faces were gloomy.
Only the military generals of the imperial court were full of smiles, fantasizing about using these magical weapons to make achievements and expand their territories.
Zhu Xi was depressed for a while, then came to Lao Zhu with a sullen face and asked.
"Father, my son is stationed in Xi'an, and he is often invaded by the Northern Yuan Tartars. Can you..."
Lao Zhu didn't wait for him to finish, and cursed at him in a serious manner.
"roll!"
"Anyone who dares to ask us for such a divine weapon has the heart of disobedience, thinking that one day they will invade Nanjing City and kill our emperor!"
As soon as Lao Zhu's words came out, all the feudal lords who wanted to ask for artillery shut up, even Zhu Yan was embarrassed to speak.
If you open your mouth now, you will be a traitor with ulterior motives. Who can resist this?
While all the feudal lords were depressed, the chieftains of the Southwest secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Although the army of the Ming Dynasty was not a good bird, the army of the Ming Dynasty King was even worse.
If the feudal kings were equipped with such firearms, their life as chieftains would be even more difficult.
When everyone was shocked by the power of the artillery, Zhu Di asked a very professional question.
"Nephew, how long does it take to fire this kind of artillery?"
As soon as Zhu Di's words came out, everyone pricked up their ears and looked at Zhu Yunxi curiously.
Zhu Yunxi smiled wickedly.
"It's so-so, I can barely do continuous shooting!"
"Shots?"
When Zhu Di heard this, the only bit of luck in his heart disappeared.
The other vassal kings also sank when they heard the words, secretly thinking about how to give gifts to the emperor's grandson, so as to ease the relationship with the emperor's grandson.
However, at this moment, a discordant voice sounded.
"May I ask the grandson of the emperor, can you let me watch the grand scene of the continuous artillery fire?"
Zhu Yunxi turned his head to look and saw that the person who said this was the North Korean envoy Lu or something, so he smiled and said.
"sure!"
"However, we have to wait until we reach North Korea, so that you can see it on the battlefield!"
"Uh uh..."
Lu Song was so choked by these words that he almost couldn't breathe, he thought he said something wrong, why did he feel that the emperor's grandson didn't like him so much?
"His Royal Highness, I, North Korea, have always been respectful and courteous to Daming, and have never been slighted. The envoy doesn't know what you mean by meeting on the battlefield!"
Zhu Yunxi smiled and said.
"It's not interesting, I just think that you will not stop sooner or later, and beat you in advance!"
When other envoys around heard this, they knelt on the ground and paid respects to Zhu Yuanzhang without waiting for the emperor's grandson to beat them.
"Young minister has just seen the mighty victory of the Ming army today!"
"When I return to the vassal state, I will definitely tell my king to pay tribute every year and serve Daming respectfully!"
"Since we have joined Daming, we should be loyal to Daming and never dare to betray!"
Lao Zhu looked at all the envoys kneeling on the ground to congratulate him, feeling very proud in his heart.
what is this?
This is a soldier who surrenders without fighting!
Lao Zhu has conducted more than a dozen Northern Expeditions in his life, but he has never been a militaristic person from the beginning to the end.
Therefore, except for the scourge of Beiyuan, he rarely used troops abroad.Even if it is to use troops, the opponent will provoke first, and Da Ming will fight back later.
Now this kind of effect that can make the southwestern chieftain and the vassal states surrender without a single soldier is his favorite form.
"Be flat!"
"As long as you keep yourselves in order and guard the fence for Daming, we and Dasun will not use weapons against you!"
Lao Zhu's words made all the envoys burst into tears, and kowtowed on the ground to express their loyalty.
However, Zhu Yunxi was very dissatisfied.
Because Lao Zhu brought himself along when he spoke just now!
The old man didn't want to fight, so he didn't want to fight. Why did he bring himself with him?
I frugal on food and expenses, and worked hard to make artillery, is it just to put two at the door of the house for firecrackers?
"Grandfather, you have no right to represent me!"
"Just because you don't want to use weapons against them doesn't mean I will spoil them!"
A group of envoys from the feudal kingdom who were about to get up from the ground knelt on the ground again in fright when they heard this.
"His Royal Highness, the small country we are waiting for is a barrier of the Ming Dynasty, how dare we disrespect the Ming Dynasty?"
"For the sake of our filial piety, don't conquest us!"
Seeing everyone begging like this, Lao Zhu also turned his head and reprimanded his grandson.
"Rebellious grandson!"
"Have you forgotten our emperor's ancestor's instruction? North Korea, Annan, Ryukyu and other countries are all countries that will not be confiscated!"
Seeing Lao Zhu saying this, Zhu Yunxi could only speak impatiently.
"Go, go, go!"
"You always say what is what, as long as they pay us tribute respectfully, grandson will not beat them!"
Seeing what Zhu Yunxi said, everyone hurriedly praised him for his wisdom.
Old Zhu was just pretending in front of everyone, he knew his grandson so well that he couldn't believe a word he said.
It is estimated that before he closes his eyes, he will hear the grandson reaching out to other countries.
But that's all for later, as long as it doesn't affect the safety of Daming's people, he can fight if he wants to.
"Da Sun, is this the thing you used to blast open the city gate before?"
Zhu Yunxi blinked when he heard the words, thinking whether he should tell the old man the truth.
In fact, with the current power of artillery, it is not enough to blast open the gate of the capital.
After all, Jinling was also the capital built by Lao Zhu himself, and it really couldn't be brought down by his local artillery.
He just fired a cannon towards the city gate symbolically, and the defenders on the city wall opened the city gate.
Then, after entering the city, he ordered people to blow up the city gate with explosives, which created the illusion of shelling the city gate.
But this kind of thing can only be done, not said.Once it is said, it will kill the officers and soldiers guarding the gate, and the whole family may be asked to kill it.
"Grandpa Huihuang, it is indeed this kind of artillery!"
When Zhu Yu heard this, he was keenly aware that something was wrong. How dare his father and emperor not know about it?
"Nephew, you are wrong!"
"You can't hide it from anyone, you can't hide it from your grandpa. Your grandpa is very good to you. You even hide it from his old man. It's too dishonest!"
"Besides, how can you bombard the city gate with this cannon?"
"You blast the city gate today, but you can't bomb the palace gate tomorrow!"
As soon as Zhu Xun said this, Zhou Wang Zhu Xun hurriedly followed up.
"Isn't it easy to break into the Forbidden City?"
"Smuggle the cannon into the Taiping Gate, put one on Longguang Mountain, and bombard the royal father's palace!"
"Guarantee that the imperial father's palace can be blown up to the point where there is not even a scum left!"
Zhu Xi and Zhu Huan made it clear that they were sowing discord, and Lao Zhu also knew that these two rebellious sons were disgusting people on purpose, or they were disgusting people in front of the envoys of overseas vassal states.But he still looked at Dasun with great interest, wanting to see how he would break the situation.
"Second Uncle and Fifth Uncle are serious. If I want to rebel, I don't need to go to such trouble. Jinyiwei is full of my people. As long as I give an order, they can tie Grandpa Huang to see me!"
"There is also the Imperial Dining Room, Tai Hospital, and they are all my people..."
As soon as Zhu Yunxi finished speaking, Zhu Xi and Zhu Xi were both dumbfounded.
They have long heard that their father dotes on this grandson, but they never imagined that their father's favor is so unreserved that even Jin Yiwei has become this grandson's man!
When Lao Zhu heard this, he was so angry that his nose could breathe fire.
This Ni Sun is really rude, he just rubbed his old face on the ground!
"You can shut up!"
"Dare to say one more thing, we will order someone to hang you up on the spot!"
Zhu Yunxi hurriedly shut his mouth when he heard the words, but looked at Zhu Xi and Zhu Xi restlessly with provocative small eyes, as if he was not convinced and wanted to bite me.
Seeing Zhu Yunxi's expression, the two were so angry that they rushed to complain to Lao Zhu.
"Father, take care of your eldest grandson, he just glared at us!"
"Shut up, both of you!"
After Lao Zhu scolded the two rebellious sons, he looked at Zhu Yunxi whose eyes were rolling wildly.
"Nisun, does this cannon have a name?"
"no!"
"I'm going to call Hongwu Cannon, I'm afraid Grandpa Huang won't like it, hehehe..."
When Lao Zhu heard the words "Hongwu Cannon", he grinned so hard that his mouth reached the back of his head.
However, when he heard what the grandson said behind him, Lao Zhu immediately knew that the rebellious grandson was teasing him again.
"You good grandson, you flattered me a lot, hahaha!"
"Let's call it Hongwu Cannon!"
"Domineering!"
Zhu Yunxi chuckled.
"Yes!"
"The grandson also thinks it's a good name."
"When we produce new types of artillery in the future, we will name them Hongwu No. [-], Hongwu No. [-], and so on..."
"Okay, hahaha..."
Amid Lao Zhu's dissolute laughter, Zhu Xi and the others lamented in their hearts.
Finished!
My old man was completely controlled by this grandson!
But this grandson's flattering skills are really good, he tinkered with such a powerful weapon, and he didn't need to name it after himself, so he was willing to take it out to please the old man!
But how could Zhu Xi make Lao Zhu so proud, and hurriedly searched his brains to come up with a sentence to disgust the old man.
"Father, my son thinks that Zhu Yunxi's move has no good intentions!"
"Oh?"
Although old Zhu Ming knew that his two idiots' dogs couldn't spit ivory out of their mouths, when he heard this, he was still curious and wanted to ask him why he didn't feel at ease.
Zhu Yunxi also looked at the second uncle in surprise, thinking that he didn't offend him, so why did he get into trouble with himself?
(End of this chapter)
Lao Zhu's military exercise was just to scare people, and now seeing that Dasun brought him such a big surprise, he immediately said to everyone with a smile.
"Go to the target and have a look, our old arms and legs won't move anymore!"
Everyone got the order, and hurriedly rode in a carriage or ran over on horseback.
Zhu Di took the lead and ran at the front. When he ran halfway, he found that there was no one around him, so he adjusted his horse speed slightly, let his second brother Zhu Xi go, and ran behind Zhu Xi's ass.
Zhu Xi caught up with Zhu Di and asked disdainfully.
"Fourth, why are you rushing over there in such a hurry, are you afraid that the target's long legs will fly away!"
Zhu Di smiled awkwardly.
"Second brother was joking, aren't we curious about the new firearm?"
Zhu Xi nodded when he heard this.
"I'm really curious how our eldest nephew's head grew, and he quietly tinkered with so many good things!"
The two fell into silence when they said this, and they just rode their horses silently on their way.
The distance of a thousand steps is very short, and it took a while to arrive.
The two rushed to the target site, seeing the mess all over the floor, they both exclaimed in surprise.
"My God, it's not enough to flatten the mountain bag, and another hole has been dug!"
Hearing the second brother's exclamation, Zhu Di casually picked up a fragment of the helmet from the ground.
"It was quite shocking to see it on the city wall just now, but it is even more terrifying when you come to the scene to see it."
"Such a thick helmet can't bear it, so what else in the world can hold it?"
While the two were talking, other feudal lords also rushed over on fast horses.After a while, envoys from several vassal states, as well as the southwestern chieftains also drove over in a carriage.
The purpose of Lao Zhu's military exercise is to scare this group of people, how can we not let them come over to see the power of the artillery?
When everyone came to the Target Ruins, seeing the debris all over the ground and the pieces of iron scattered on the ground, they were all so shocked that they couldn't speak.
This kind of powerful artillery has exceeded their cognition, so they can only attribute it to Tianwei.
After seeing the power of the artillery, everyone was silent, and even when they returned to the city wall, their faces were gloomy.
Only the military generals of the imperial court were full of smiles, fantasizing about using these magical weapons to make achievements and expand their territories.
Zhu Xi was depressed for a while, then came to Lao Zhu with a sullen face and asked.
"Father, my son is stationed in Xi'an, and he is often invaded by the Northern Yuan Tartars. Can you..."
Lao Zhu didn't wait for him to finish, and cursed at him in a serious manner.
"roll!"
"Anyone who dares to ask us for such a divine weapon has the heart of disobedience, thinking that one day they will invade Nanjing City and kill our emperor!"
As soon as Lao Zhu's words came out, all the feudal lords who wanted to ask for artillery shut up, even Zhu Yan was embarrassed to speak.
If you open your mouth now, you will be a traitor with ulterior motives. Who can resist this?
While all the feudal lords were depressed, the chieftains of the Southwest secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Although the army of the Ming Dynasty was not a good bird, the army of the Ming Dynasty King was even worse.
If the feudal kings were equipped with such firearms, their life as chieftains would be even more difficult.
When everyone was shocked by the power of the artillery, Zhu Di asked a very professional question.
"Nephew, how long does it take to fire this kind of artillery?"
As soon as Zhu Di's words came out, everyone pricked up their ears and looked at Zhu Yunxi curiously.
Zhu Yunxi smiled wickedly.
"It's so-so, I can barely do continuous shooting!"
"Shots?"
When Zhu Di heard this, the only bit of luck in his heart disappeared.
The other vassal kings also sank when they heard the words, secretly thinking about how to give gifts to the emperor's grandson, so as to ease the relationship with the emperor's grandson.
However, at this moment, a discordant voice sounded.
"May I ask the grandson of the emperor, can you let me watch the grand scene of the continuous artillery fire?"
Zhu Yunxi turned his head to look and saw that the person who said this was the North Korean envoy Lu or something, so he smiled and said.
"sure!"
"However, we have to wait until we reach North Korea, so that you can see it on the battlefield!"
"Uh uh..."
Lu Song was so choked by these words that he almost couldn't breathe, he thought he said something wrong, why did he feel that the emperor's grandson didn't like him so much?
"His Royal Highness, I, North Korea, have always been respectful and courteous to Daming, and have never been slighted. The envoy doesn't know what you mean by meeting on the battlefield!"
Zhu Yunxi smiled and said.
"It's not interesting, I just think that you will not stop sooner or later, and beat you in advance!"
When other envoys around heard this, they knelt on the ground and paid respects to Zhu Yuanzhang without waiting for the emperor's grandson to beat them.
"Young minister has just seen the mighty victory of the Ming army today!"
"When I return to the vassal state, I will definitely tell my king to pay tribute every year and serve Daming respectfully!"
"Since we have joined Daming, we should be loyal to Daming and never dare to betray!"
Lao Zhu looked at all the envoys kneeling on the ground to congratulate him, feeling very proud in his heart.
what is this?
This is a soldier who surrenders without fighting!
Lao Zhu has conducted more than a dozen Northern Expeditions in his life, but he has never been a militaristic person from the beginning to the end.
Therefore, except for the scourge of Beiyuan, he rarely used troops abroad.Even if it is to use troops, the opponent will provoke first, and Da Ming will fight back later.
Now this kind of effect that can make the southwestern chieftain and the vassal states surrender without a single soldier is his favorite form.
"Be flat!"
"As long as you keep yourselves in order and guard the fence for Daming, we and Dasun will not use weapons against you!"
Lao Zhu's words made all the envoys burst into tears, and kowtowed on the ground to express their loyalty.
However, Zhu Yunxi was very dissatisfied.
Because Lao Zhu brought himself along when he spoke just now!
The old man didn't want to fight, so he didn't want to fight. Why did he bring himself with him?
I frugal on food and expenses, and worked hard to make artillery, is it just to put two at the door of the house for firecrackers?
"Grandfather, you have no right to represent me!"
"Just because you don't want to use weapons against them doesn't mean I will spoil them!"
A group of envoys from the feudal kingdom who were about to get up from the ground knelt on the ground again in fright when they heard this.
"His Royal Highness, the small country we are waiting for is a barrier of the Ming Dynasty, how dare we disrespect the Ming Dynasty?"
"For the sake of our filial piety, don't conquest us!"
Seeing everyone begging like this, Lao Zhu also turned his head and reprimanded his grandson.
"Rebellious grandson!"
"Have you forgotten our emperor's ancestor's instruction? North Korea, Annan, Ryukyu and other countries are all countries that will not be confiscated!"
Seeing Lao Zhu saying this, Zhu Yunxi could only speak impatiently.
"Go, go, go!"
"You always say what is what, as long as they pay us tribute respectfully, grandson will not beat them!"
Seeing what Zhu Yunxi said, everyone hurriedly praised him for his wisdom.
Old Zhu was just pretending in front of everyone, he knew his grandson so well that he couldn't believe a word he said.
It is estimated that before he closes his eyes, he will hear the grandson reaching out to other countries.
But that's all for later, as long as it doesn't affect the safety of Daming's people, he can fight if he wants to.
"Da Sun, is this the thing you used to blast open the city gate before?"
Zhu Yunxi blinked when he heard the words, thinking whether he should tell the old man the truth.
In fact, with the current power of artillery, it is not enough to blast open the gate of the capital.
After all, Jinling was also the capital built by Lao Zhu himself, and it really couldn't be brought down by his local artillery.
He just fired a cannon towards the city gate symbolically, and the defenders on the city wall opened the city gate.
Then, after entering the city, he ordered people to blow up the city gate with explosives, which created the illusion of shelling the city gate.
But this kind of thing can only be done, not said.Once it is said, it will kill the officers and soldiers guarding the gate, and the whole family may be asked to kill it.
"Grandpa Huihuang, it is indeed this kind of artillery!"
When Zhu Yu heard this, he was keenly aware that something was wrong. How dare his father and emperor not know about it?
"Nephew, you are wrong!"
"You can't hide it from anyone, you can't hide it from your grandpa. Your grandpa is very good to you. You even hide it from his old man. It's too dishonest!"
"Besides, how can you bombard the city gate with this cannon?"
"You blast the city gate today, but you can't bomb the palace gate tomorrow!"
As soon as Zhu Xun said this, Zhou Wang Zhu Xun hurriedly followed up.
"Isn't it easy to break into the Forbidden City?"
"Smuggle the cannon into the Taiping Gate, put one on Longguang Mountain, and bombard the royal father's palace!"
"Guarantee that the imperial father's palace can be blown up to the point where there is not even a scum left!"
Zhu Xi and Zhu Huan made it clear that they were sowing discord, and Lao Zhu also knew that these two rebellious sons were disgusting people on purpose, or they were disgusting people in front of the envoys of overseas vassal states.But he still looked at Dasun with great interest, wanting to see how he would break the situation.
"Second Uncle and Fifth Uncle are serious. If I want to rebel, I don't need to go to such trouble. Jinyiwei is full of my people. As long as I give an order, they can tie Grandpa Huang to see me!"
"There is also the Imperial Dining Room, Tai Hospital, and they are all my people..."
As soon as Zhu Yunxi finished speaking, Zhu Xi and Zhu Xi were both dumbfounded.
They have long heard that their father dotes on this grandson, but they never imagined that their father's favor is so unreserved that even Jin Yiwei has become this grandson's man!
When Lao Zhu heard this, he was so angry that his nose could breathe fire.
This Ni Sun is really rude, he just rubbed his old face on the ground!
"You can shut up!"
"Dare to say one more thing, we will order someone to hang you up on the spot!"
Zhu Yunxi hurriedly shut his mouth when he heard the words, but looked at Zhu Xi and Zhu Xi restlessly with provocative small eyes, as if he was not convinced and wanted to bite me.
Seeing Zhu Yunxi's expression, the two were so angry that they rushed to complain to Lao Zhu.
"Father, take care of your eldest grandson, he just glared at us!"
"Shut up, both of you!"
After Lao Zhu scolded the two rebellious sons, he looked at Zhu Yunxi whose eyes were rolling wildly.
"Nisun, does this cannon have a name?"
"no!"
"I'm going to call Hongwu Cannon, I'm afraid Grandpa Huang won't like it, hehehe..."
When Lao Zhu heard the words "Hongwu Cannon", he grinned so hard that his mouth reached the back of his head.
However, when he heard what the grandson said behind him, Lao Zhu immediately knew that the rebellious grandson was teasing him again.
"You good grandson, you flattered me a lot, hahaha!"
"Let's call it Hongwu Cannon!"
"Domineering!"
Zhu Yunxi chuckled.
"Yes!"
"The grandson also thinks it's a good name."
"When we produce new types of artillery in the future, we will name them Hongwu No. [-], Hongwu No. [-], and so on..."
"Okay, hahaha..."
Amid Lao Zhu's dissolute laughter, Zhu Xi and the others lamented in their hearts.
Finished!
My old man was completely controlled by this grandson!
But this grandson's flattering skills are really good, he tinkered with such a powerful weapon, and he didn't need to name it after himself, so he was willing to take it out to please the old man!
But how could Zhu Xi make Lao Zhu so proud, and hurriedly searched his brains to come up with a sentence to disgust the old man.
"Father, my son thinks that Zhu Yunxi's move has no good intentions!"
"Oh?"
Although old Zhu Ming knew that his two idiots' dogs couldn't spit ivory out of their mouths, when he heard this, he was still curious and wanted to ask him why he didn't feel at ease.
Zhu Yunxi also looked at the second uncle in surprise, thinking that he didn't offend him, so why did he get into trouble with himself?
(End of this chapter)
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