Mixed with salted fish in Hongwudang

Chapter 88 Crying Spirit Competition
When Erhu heard this, he almost spat out blood, the young master's beating today is really unfair...

After Zhu Yunxi entered Xiangdian, he wanted to cry miserably, but he won the pity of Lao Zhu and asked him to give himself a few days.

However, he just stayed inside for a while, and immediately discovered something more interesting.

Xiangdian's Chinese and martial arts are divided into two classes, and they are holding a crying competition!

For a while, the voice of the civil servant is one point higher, and for a while the voice of the general is two points higher.

Although the number of military commanders is not dominant, this is not a competition of poetry and songs, they still fought evenly with the opponent.

It wasn't until the return of the royal family and relatives that the generals' crying spirit personnel were greatly supplemented, and then they completely suppressed the civilian officials' side in terms of voice and momentum.

Because more than half of the daughters of the old Zhu's family were used by him to marry the nobles of military generals, even the daughters of the founding nobles who most of the princes also married.

Therefore, the generals group of Ming Dynasty is basically either relatives of the emperor or the relatives of the emperor's relatives.

In short, these people were all brought together by Zhu Yuanzhang's net of blood relationship. This is also the most common way of maintaining stability for ancient emperors, and it is very effective.

Of course, to achieve this, there is a prerequisite, that is, the emperor must be productive enough.

Zhu Yuanzhang had 26 sons and 40 daughters in his life. Even if a few premature deaths were removed, there would be a team of nearly [-] people.

After Sapphire also joined the crying spirit group, the military commander not only gained an absolute advantage, but also defeated the civilian group with an overwhelming victory.

The reason why such a remarkable result can be achieved is thanks to Lan Yu, the cry leader.

As soon as the civil servant started the tune, Lan Yu let out an "Aww", disrupting the other party's rhythm.

Then, he applied the drumbeats used in the march to the crying spirit.

For a while there were intensive general orders.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

After a while, it was a majestic marching order.

"Whoa whoa, whoa whoa..."

Once these two sets of tactics are used, the civil servants have no choice but to suffer a crushing defeat.

Old Zhu also heard that the voice of the crying spirit was wrong, and when he saw the old man Lan Yu kneeling in the front, stretching his neck and crying, he felt a headache.

This guy is hopeless, he wants to win or lose no matter what he does!
It's all right for you to argue about other things, but you want to argue about things like crying spirit, is there something wrong with your brain?
Although the civil servants' voices are not good, they still have a huge advantage, that is, the referees are with them!

Zhao Mian, Minister of the Ministry of Rites, saw that His Majesty was coming, and hurried over to sue Lan Yu for his tricks.

"Your Majesty, I impeach Duke Liang for disturbing the order of the mourning hall, and suggest that he be kicked out of the mourning hall!"

Lan Yu was crying hard at this moment, when she heard Zhao Mian dare to accuse him of being tricky, she immediately got up from the ground to refute.

"Old man Zhao, can't you cry?"

"Why did I cry so loudly for the prince, the prince is our niece and son-in-law, what does it bother you that we, the uncle, are crying so sad!"

"Your Majesty, take a look, Duke Liang is just such a mess!"

"According to the Book of Rites, this crying spirit is particular and restrained. It's really impossible for him to torment the old minister like this..."

Seeing that Lan Yu was so angry with Zhao Mian that he was going to pick him up, Lao Zhu hurried over and kicked Lan Yu.

"Get out and stay outside, don't disturb our emperor's peace here!"

"Sir, you are wrong, how can you be sideways, it's obviously old man Zhao who doesn't like me..."

"Are you going to go or not?"

"If you don't leave, let Jin Yiwei use a stick to blow you out!"

When Lan Yu saw that Lao Zhu was angry, she immediately faltered, drooping her head and muttering.

"Then I'll go to the door and cry..."

Before leaving, Lan Yu patted Fu Youde on the shoulder as she passed by Fu Youde. The meaning couldn't be more obvious. We were kicked out, and the rest depends entirely on you.

Fu Youde understood, and soon after Lan Yu left, he took over the position of weep leader, and under his leadership, once again overwhelmed the cries of the civil servants.

Then, the civil official group used the referee's privilege to coax Fu Youde out, followed by Feng Sheng.

However, after the three military leaders were kicked out one after another, the civilian group still couldn't cry for the generals.

Because today's military generals group is like a chicken blood, although there is no "crying" from the three princes, but they listen to the drums all the year round, even if they don't have to be led to cry, they can still cry sonorously and powerfully. .

Finally, in the Crying Spirit Contest, the military representative won an absolute victory.

Not only won the top three in the solo crying spirit event, but also won the No.1 in the group crying spirit competition, leaving the civil official group, feudal king group, and princes group far behind.

Of course, the Crying Spirit Competition was completed in Zhu Yunxi's mind, no matter the event or the award ceremony, outsiders have nothing to say.

After the crying was over, the people in the imperial dining room prepared a simple meal.

Just egg soup and steamed buns.

They usually don't even look at such poor food.

But after walking for a day, and crying for so long, everyone saw the steamed buns as if they saw "****" and jumped on them viciously.

(Asterisks make up their own brains)
However, the civil official group, which failed miserably in the crying spirit competition, also suffered a crushing defeat in the battle of grabbing steamed buns.

When all the civil servants hadn't finished eating the "guaranteed steamed buns" each, the generals had already eaten up all the steamed buns in the basin.

When the civil servants went to resupply, let alone the steamed buns were gone, even the soup pot was empty!
A group of military officers looked at the bewildered civil servants, secretly complacent, comparing their eating speed with ours, even if you are exhausted, you will not be able to keep up!

While a group of military officers secretly patted their round bellies proudly, the civilian group could only tighten their belts aggrievedly, and then stared at the leaves along the way on the way back.

If it wasn't for the fear of being embarrassed, they would all want to stuff a handful of leaves into their mouths.

In fact, there is no shortage of stutterers on the military attache's side, they are just suppressed too hard by the civil official group.

Now seeing Zhu Yunxi, the perfect "spokesperson for honorable nobles", throwing a brazier and hitting the banner, they just released their emotions that have been suppressed for a long time.

Lao Zhu had already seen that something was wrong with them, he just saw that they were too lazy to talk to each other.

On the way back, Lao Zhu found Zhu Yunxi, with a big bad wolf smile on his face.

"Da Sun, get in our carriage and go back!"

"Humph!"

Zhu Yunxi snorted at Old Zhu, then jumped into Zhu Fen's carriage, and when the curtain was closed, he still made a face at Old Zhu, and Old Zhu blew his beard and stared angrily.

"Hey, you little rebellious grandson, wait until tomorrow morning, and see how we punish you!"

Lao Zhu put down a harsh word and put down the car curtain bitterly, then leaned on the carriage and fell asleep soundly.

He was also terribly tired today, but he just kept holding on and didn't want to show it. He beat someone up just now, and he was so tired that he closed his eyes.

Zhu Yunxi sat in Zhu Fen's carriage and sued Lao Zhu for his injustice to his third uncle.

"Third Uncle, I don't want to stay in the capital anymore, please help me write a letter to ask your father to grant me the throne quickly, and send me away!"

Originally, Zhu Yan was very happy to see Zhu Yunxi getting close to him.But when he heard his words suddenly, his eyebrows raised immediately.

"What?"

"Grandpa Huang doesn't like me, he beats me every day, and always punishes me for homework that I can't finish. He just bullies me as a child without a father and no mother, wow wow wow..."

While crying, Zhu Yunxi stole a look at Zhu Bian.Little did they know, his little move had long been noticed by Zhu Bian and scolded him in his heart.

hum!

Eldest nephew, your tricks are left over from your third uncle's childhood!
"How much homework did your grandpa give you?"

"Three thousand words!"

"Let me finish writing overnight and hand it in tomorrow!"

"Third uncle, tell me, how could this be finished!"

"hiss……"

Zhu Bing gasped when he heard this, the father's assignment of homework was indeed too much.

When he was studying in the palace, he could only write a hundred characters a day.Why did he come to his eldest nephew, and the price increased thirty times?
Even if the heavens will send a great mission to the people, it's not such a hard-working game, is it?

"Nephew, have you offended your grandpa?"

Zhu Yunxi became even angrier when he mentioned this matter, he did what he should have done and what he shouldn't have done, but he didn't make a mistake.

If he had to say yes, it would be the matter of persuading Mrs. Lu, but that matter itself was acting according to the order, why can't he be blamed?
"Third Uncle, your father just deliberately found fault with me!"

"If you are still my father's brother, you should hurry up and help your eldest nephew, and give your eldest nephew a way out, woo woo woo..."

Zhu Yan glanced at Zhu Yunxi with displeasure.

"Be respectful to your grandpa, don't be big or small!"

"Humph!"

"I don't have a grandfather, whose grandfather always beats his grandson for fun!"

"Hey!"

Seeing what the grandson said, Zhu Yun came up with a bad temper, pressed Zhu Yunxi on his thigh, gave him a fat beating, and after beating him until he howled, he grabbed him by the collar and threw him to the old man. Zhu's carriage.

"Father, I have brought your precious grandson here, and I ask you to discipline him strictly!"

Seeing Xiao Nisun weeping in a daze, Lao Zhu was very happy.

This Nisun must have gone to his third uncle to sue us, thinking that his third uncle can face him, so he wants to be beaten up again by his third uncle, hahaha!
"Let your third uncle beat you?"

Zhu Yunxi stubbornly raised his head.

"no!"

"My third uncle is very kind to me, and said he would take me to play in his feudal kingdom, woo woo woo..."

"Then what are you doing in our carriage? Go find your third uncle!"

"I……"

Zhu Yunxi was so stunned by the old Zhu that he couldn't speak, and he cried "wow" in anger.

"You all bully me, bully me for not having a father..."

As soon as Zhu Yuanzhang heard this, he took out the wicker stick from behind with a swipe, and slapped it on the carriage.

"If you don't want to be beaten, just shut up!"

"If you make a noise, let's go to sleep, let's see how we beat you!

Seeing this, Zhu Yunxi could only purse his mouth, and then silently wiped his tears.Although he cried miserably along the way, he didn't even dare to breathe, for fear of offending the old man.

The speed of returning to the city was much faster than when they came here. In less than half an hour, the royal team entered the city first.

As for the low-level officials and soldiers accompanying the funeral, they can only walk slowly on two legs.

But no matter how slow you are, you can still make it back in the evening.

After all, the total distance was only twenty miles, and it took one afternoon to climb back even if it was a climb.

When Lao Zhu entered the palace, he deliberately walked through the Donghua Gate, and when he threw Zhu Yunxi at the gate of the Prince's Mansion, he didn't forget to scare him.

"Don't forget to do your homework. When we check tomorrow, if we find a word missing, hum..."

Old Zhu originally wanted to scare Nisun, and planned to scare him with homework, so that he could come out of the grief of losing his father as soon as possible, and he didn't expect him to write much at all.

Even if he didn't write a word tomorrow, he just continued to scare a few words.

However, Zhu Yunxi took it seriously, thinking that if he didn't finish it, he would die.

After writing dozens of characters, Zhu Yunxi immediately realized that it would definitely not be completed if this went on.

Ever since, he thought of a wonderful way, that is to tie five brushes to a wooden bar at a certain distance.

Then you can use this special brush to write five lines of characters at a time.

After experimenting with the effects, Zhu Yunxi couldn't help applauding his intelligence.In this way, he only needs to write [-] words to write [-] words!
"I'm such a genius, I can even think of such a way!"

"Old Zhutou, you wouldn't have thought that if you were killed, I would actually be able to do it, hahaha..."

While Zhu Yunxi was laughing triumphantly, a certain Erhu who didn't want to be named jumped up and down easily from the wall of Jinshen courtyard.

"Should I tell the emperor about this?"

"As long as the emperor didn't take the initiative to ask, we will pretend we didn't see anything!"

"But the matter of 'Old Zhutou' has to be omitted, lest the emperor's body be destroyed by anger..."

"Correct!"

"We are doing it for the good of the emperor, not deliberately concealing it!"

　As always, I would like to thank the vassals of the Ming Dynasty who gave rewards, voted, and left messages. You are the most beautiful boys, Oye!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)