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Chapter 416
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A mysterious light appeared, and the little white dragon who was training his muscles with the black bear suddenly became energetic.

"Eldest Brother." Xiao Bailong said, and immediately rushed over, his body of dragon flesh glistening in the sunlight.

In stark contrast to this is the exuberant hair of the black bear!

Bajie is taking a nap, Drifting is also sleepwalking.

At this time, Bajie saw the monkey return, and suddenly regained his spirits, and hurriedly got up cursing:
"Damn monkey, where did you die overnight, do you know how we got here last night.

Such heavy rain, such heavy thunder, the old pig, I even suffered from the wind and cold. "

Sun Wukong laughed and joked:
"Long time to see you, see you soon, Bajie, you are also a fairy after all, and you will come out of the cold after being drenched in the rain. It's shameful, no, it's a pig."

"Get lost! Dead monkey." Bajie waved his sleeve.

"Eldest brother, where did you go last night?" Xiao Bailong couldn't help asking.

"Don't ask, it's already daytime, monkey. Should we discuss breaking up the partnership?" Bajie said.

"Break up?" The black bear stared, but some didn't react.

"Second senior brother, the master is still here." Xiao Bailong said.

"What kind of master is he? Master, the old man is now enjoying the gentleness of the village. If he doesn't take us apprentices with him, how can he learn from it?" Bajie said angrily.

Hearing this, Sun Wukong gave Bajie a headache, and said: "You idiot, you have more success than failure, how can you understand what master thinks.

Do you know where we met the Chen family last night? "

"How do I know, stinky monkey, you can't even see it with your piercing eyes, how do I know?" Bajie complained.

"Then Mrs. Chen is the incarnation of the Queen Mother of Heaven, the eldest daughter is the Buddhist Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, the second daughter is the Buddhist Heavenly Desire Bodhisattva, the third daughter is the Eldest Princess, and the fourth daughter is the Seventh Princess.

Except for the two princesses, the others are all Da Luo Jinxians. "Sun Wukong said.

"What, Queen Mother, Guanyin Bodhisattva! Monkey monkey, how do you know!!" Bajie was shocked.

Although I knew that the Chen family's background was extraordinary last night, I was still surprised to hear the news.

No wonder Mrs. Chen's eyes gave him the urge to kneel. It turned out to be the Queen Mother, so there was no problem.

Sun Wukong shook his head and said triumphantly:
"Last night, I made a somersault and flew directly to the Nantian Gate, entered the Lingxiao Palace, and caught Lei Zhenzi by the way.

Guess what, on the Lingxiao Palace, a group of gods are not doing business, and they are spying on the situation of the master with the magic treasure Linglong Mirror. "

"It's normal, it's normal, what happened later." Ba Jie nodded, when he was in the Heavenly Court, he didn't do this less.

"Hey hey, guess what!"

Monkey King laughed more and more as he thought about it, and then rolled all over the floor, his stomach hurt from laughing, and he couldn't stop for a moment.

"Second Senior Brother, Senior Senior Brother, who is this?" Little Bailong asked, never seeing Monkey King so mad.

The more so, the more curious Bajie was, he directly helped Monkey King up and asked:
"My monkey brother, what the hell happened, don't keep it up, I'm in a hurry."

Sun Wukong looked at Bajie, and thought of the Jade Emperor's distraught appearance, the laughing bug in his stomach made trouble again.

"Hey hey hey~"

The open field is full of Monkey King's gloating laughter.

The right eyelid of the Jade Emperor, who was sitting in the heavenly court, twitched, feeling bad.

Half a quarter of an hour later, Sun Wukong finally laughed a lot, and then said slowly:
"The picture in your mirror is the master and the Queen Mother greeting each other, asking each other, tsk tsk tsk!"

"Finally kissed!"

"Bajie, in your words, it is the master who gave the Jade Emperor a green hat."

Bajie was stunned, then ecstatically, the Jade Emperor was greened by his master, this is simply the biggest news in the entire Three Realms.

"Hahaha!"

"Jade Emperor, you also have today!"

Bajie clutched his belly and laughed out loud, tears and piss almost made him incontinent.

A monkey and a pig can't stop laughing!

Little White Dragon, Black Bear, and Monk Sand are silent?

Eldest senior brother, second senior brother, is this sick?
Little Bailong's face was serious, but he couldn't smile at all. The Jade Emperor was greened.

"Bajie, why are you still laughing?" Sun Wukong asked while laughing.

"I'm laughing at the master, how can you put a hat on the Jade Emperor?" Bajie said reverently.

"Monkey, why are you laughing? Why don't you stop?" Bajie asked again.

Monkey King laughed and said: "My old grandson explained to the Jade Emperor with a smile that you, Bajie, taught the Jade Emperor to wear a cuckold."

"Hahaha!"

The two brothers and sisters laughed together.

"Ha ha!"

"what!"

"Woooooooo..."

"Dead monkey, I will kill you!"

Bajie smiled and cried, distraught.

Both hands are pinching Monkey King's neck, but Monkey King is not bad, so how could he be strangled to death?
Bajie let go of his hand in a dejected way, and complained: "I was killed by you, dead monkey. You actually killed me, ah! What a crime."

"According to the character of the Jade Emperor, he must be repaid. He will not be able to go back to the Heavenly Court in the future."

"Bajie, you can't blame me. The aura of the Jade Emperor five hundred years ago is too different from that of the Jade Emperor five hundred years later. The Jade Emperor has one look and one pressure. My old grandson almost couldn't bear it and knelt down. .” Sun Wukong explained.

"So, my old grandson can only pretend to be crazy and stupid. Say it's the cuckold theory you taught, otherwise you won't be able to get out of Nantianmen!"

Sun Wukong spread his hands, and he was also helpless.

Who asked a group of gods in heaven to play him, and now they are not acting, which makes him feel too much pressure.

Especially Gou Yudi, who was obviously so powerful, but was so scared that he ran under the table back then.

"It's not that you are a stinky monkey who has been plagued by plague. You laughed at the Jade Emperor, and you can't close the show. Now it's all right, sell me, how can I go back to the heaven in the future. The Jade Emperor won't let me wear shoes." Bajie cursed .

When the Westward Journey is over, he is still going to be reborn as a human body and become the Marshal of the Canopy again, but he never thought that the monkey would trick him like this.

"Don't, good Bajie. My old grandson apologizes to you. Besides, what's so good about being an official in the heavenly court? Wouldn't it be good for us brothers and sisters to be a happy and carefree demon fairy?" Sun Wukong persuaded.

By the way, he also took out two cans of happy water from his arms and gave them to Bajie. When he saw the happy water, Bajie's eyes went straight, and he took it reluctantly, saying:
"Forget it, I won't be able to go back to the court anyway, but monkey, for the rest of my life, I must have enough happiness, otherwise I will go to your Huaguo Mountain, eat your food, drink your food, and play with you Do something for you."

"Okay!" Sun Wukong raised his finger.

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"Ding, the chat group has reached the standard for inviting new group members, whether to invite or not. (This invitation is over, and the upgrade will start. During the upgrade, the use of functions will not be affected.)"

In Yanshuang's ears, there was a reminder from the chat group.

Is this normal for her?
However, there are already many members in the group, and it is troublesome to manage. Now there is another wave.

"Let's invite!"

"Ding, new group members are being invited, open the invitation... The invitation is successful!"

"Ding, Zhatian Gang..."

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