Sword of the Red Chamber from Heaven

Chapter 205 Guessing riddles, Sister Feng is making a joke
Rongguo Mansion, West Cross Courtyard.

In a warm pavilion, Yingying and Yanyan were laughing and talking.

Wang Xifeng deliberately sighed twice, and said with a smile: "It should be~"

When everyone heard what Sister Feng said, they couldn't help laughing again.

When Daiyu heard it, she rolled her eyes, "Sister Feng is really disgusting, if you don't see me for a while, you won't know how powerful it is~"

Li Wan said with a smile: "Feng girl, you are really a narrow-minded ghost, are you deliberately fooling people?"

Baochai on the side also smiled and said: "It should be because Sister Feng has never read a book. I can't learn to answer like her anyway~"

The others looked at the three characters "Zhu Bajie" on Daiyu's head, and replied "Yes" with a smile.

At first, everyone thought Jia Jun was playing tricks on her, but then they thought that before removing the paper blocking, everyone didn't know what was inside, and they took it randomly, so that possibility was ruled out.

But the image of Zhu Bajie with a fat head and big ears can be said to be deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Such a girl with outstanding beauty has such three words on her head. It's no wonder they don't laugh~
After that, it was Baochai's turn. After thinking about it, Baochai said: "Mine is a useful thing~"

Jia Gong nodded at the side. Although it was the first contact with Baochai, Baochai asked questions very well. He added restrictions in front of things, so there were not many people who could play tricks.

Sister Feng suppressed a smile, pursed her lips, and said, "Sister Baochai will ask again, it seems that I can't make trouble anymore~"

Tanchun on the side smiled and said, "You still have Feng Lazi in this world, but you can't be a ghost, I don't believe it!"

Li Wan jokingly said: "You're right if you don't believe it. Even if half of Feng girl's ten sentences are true, I can't believe it~"

Seeing the word "belly pocket" above Baochai's head, Yingchun nodded and replied "yes".

Others also answered "yes". Let me explain here that bellybands are not unique to women in this era. When they were young, many children would wear this thing, just like Jia Baoyu when he was sleeping in summer. Knowing how to wear this thing, it is recorded in the original book, and Xiren asked Baochai to help with needlework.

But as far as things are concerned, they are relatively private, so after seeing these two words, Daiyu will blush a little.

After that, it was Yingchun. Yingchun thought about it and said, "Is mine two words??"

Yingchun and Jialan made the same choice. If you asked about the word count, no one can mess with it. The paper headgear they wore on their heads was not big, and they could not write many words. Just now she looked around, Most people have either two words or three words on their heads, so she asked this question, if it is not two words, then it is likely to be three words, and there will be no more.

Hearing Yingchun's words, Wang Xifeng couldn't help being dazed, this time she didn't hesitate to speak.

Li Wan at the side poked her and said with a smile: "Madam Feng, why don't you say anything?"

Sister Feng said angrily: "Isn't it all taught by your boy Lan? How do you say this? You asked so specifically, and the big guy is not blind. Could it be that the two words I pointed out are just three words?" A word?? Then who am I?”

Hearing this, the others were all happy from ear to ear, not to mention asking about the word count. In this regard, others can't easily make trouble.

The words on Yingchun's head are very interesting. They are three characters, "caterpillar".

If you ask other questions, it must be very interesting, but if you ask about the number of words, there is not much room for maneuver.

Everyone said no, Yingchun nodded and didn't say much, indicating that he understood.

Either two words or three. Next, it was Sister Feng's turn, and Wang Xifeng said, "Can I eat this?"

Lin Daiyu rolled her pitch-black eyes, pursed her lips, and said with a smile, "You should be able to eat it~"

Baochai smiled and said, "Maybe not~"

Xichun on the other side smiled and said, "I don't think it's edible~"

Tanchun said: "You can eat it if you want~"

Yingchun shook her head, "Probably not~"

Li Wan nodded, "Maybe I can eat it~"

Hearing Li Wan's words, Sister Feng smiled and gave her a sharp look, and used two indeterminate prefixes in a row. It would be strange if there were no ghosts~

"Sister-in-law, take a look! You haven't said anything yet, I will take you to the ditch in a while~"

Hearing Wang Xifeng's words, the big guys couldn't help laughing, and the little maids who were waiting on the side were also very happy. There was a little maid who could read, and muttered in a low voice, this time, Grandma Zhu is playing tricks!
Because on Wang Xifeng's head is the word "sycophant".

When it comes to flattery, none of you present is a match for Sister Feng.

But it's really hard to say whether this thing can be eaten.

But to a large extent, it was inedible. Three people who spoke told the truth, but they all added degree words.

In this way, even Sister Feng herself is not sure.

Seeing Wang Xifeng's constipated expression, Li Wan couldn't help but smiled and said, "It's all right now, let you make trouble for everyone just now, how are you doing now? Have you reaped the consequences?"

Hearing Li Wan's jokes, all the girls couldn't stop laughing, but Wang Xifeng was quite magnanimous in such trivial matters, this way it didn't harm her own interests, and secondly, she only intended to liven up the atmosphere, He didn't get angry because of everyone's teasing.

Instead, he smiled and said: "You wait for me, you see the next round, if I don't take you all into the ditch together, I won't be the Second Mistress Lian~"

Hearing everyone chatting and laughing, Wang Xifeng actually had a guess in her heart. It should not be food, such as apples, pears, bananas, peaches, or cooked delicacies, such as eggplants. She also ruled out some.

The last person in the first round was Li Wan. She thought about it first, and the things Jia Jun wrote were really varied. Now she knows, "The imperial concubine's couch, Bai Furong, beggar, Zhu Bajie, bellyband, Mao Mao Insects, sycophants," covering a very wide range, and there are no rules to follow, just like that caterpillar, if they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, they would never have thought of going there. What is Huazi, Zhu Bajie, Not to mention it.

Sister Feng on the side urged, "Sister-in-law Zhu, do you still ask? If you don't ask, we'll go to the next round~"

After thinking about it, Li Wan said, "Is this mine edible?"

What she said and what Sister Feng said were the same topic.

Sister Feng narrowed her eyes, and said with some annoyance: "Have you ever read? You are poor at words, do you want to learn from me?"

Li Wan said with a smile: "Aren't we getting close? I think what you said just now is very good! It's just that you didn't ask the point!"

Hearing this, Sister Feng also laughed, but just looking at the words on Li Wan's head, she suddenly felt a toothache again, because the words above were "sweet and sour carp".

This time it was good, they hit the muzzle of the gun directly, and the two of them were close to each other, asking if they could eat?This was her guess based on the words on Li Wan's head.

The other girls, looking at the four characters on Li Wan's head, couldn't say anything against their will. This is indeed a dish!
She had to nod helplessly, Li Wan's eyes lit up, she glanced at Wang Xifeng, and her eyes narrowed involuntarily.

Then he smiled and said: "This time, I owe Feng girl a favor~"

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing. Of course, it's hard to say who was laughing.

Lin Daiyu said softly: "I think this is Sister Feng's stealing the chicken and losing a lot of rice, so that sister-in-law Zhu can reap the benefits of the fisherman~"

Everyone also said "yes" in unison.

However, Sister Feng said: "There are quite a few to eat~ There are Lu cuisine, Cantonese cuisine, Sichuan cuisine, Hubei cuisine, the ones that fly in the sky, the ones that run on the ground, and the ones that swim in the water. , she is just a small step ahead~"

Hearing this, Li Wan smiled again and said, "You can't eat grapes and think grapes are sour~"

Seeing the two tearing each other down, the girls couldn't be happier.

After a while, Sister Feng stopped entangled with Li Wan, waved her hand, and said, "Okay, let's continue to the next round! If this continues, we may not be able to catch lunch~"

Everyone heard the words and said yes, even the few people with the smallest range are still far away from the real answer~
Jia Lan thought for a while and said, "Is this something from myths and legends?"

Jia Lan's second question is not distinctive, but it's just a matter of seeking progress while maintaining stability.

Hearing this, everyone shook their heads. The concubine's couch is found in the old lady's room, a few aunts and the girl's room are also in the girl's room, but they are nothing more than ordinary things. play tricks.

Jia Lan nodded and sat down again.

Then came Xichun, but this time, she learned how to be smart, and instead of asking general questions, she added special restrictions.

"I've seen this thing~"

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but nodded. Xichun came from Dongfu, and there is a Huifang Garden in Dongfu, which is actually a garden filled with all kinds of flowers. I have actually seen it, but in the end Sister Feng did not give up and added another sentence.

"Maybe, what if the fourth girl has never seen it?"

When everyone heard this, they laughed softly. Is Sister Feng playing tricks again?The flowers are there, the small corner door was opened three years ago, even they have been to Huifang Garden several times, and the flowers are in a very conspicuous place, impossible to see.

Xichun heard Sister Feng's gag, wrinkled her little nose, and snorted softly, "Sister Feng is really a big villain, if you don't tell the truth, be careful of Second Brother Lian, go home and spank your ass~"

Tong Yan Wuji, everyone couldn't help laughing when they heard this. In fact, sometimes being happy is as simple as that.

Next is Tanchun, and Tanchun said this.

"There is no such thing in the house~"

Good guy, after hearing Tanchun's words, Sister Feng, who wanted to play tricks, not only became dumb again, but there is no such thing in the beggar's house~ This third girl is still so shrewd in speaking, she really has a crystal exquisite heart!

And she didn't dare to talk nonsense about this question. If she said a word wrong, not only the old lady would look for her, but even the wife and the master would not let her go easily.

Seeing everyone nodding, Tanchun was thoughtful. Since he was not from the family, he probably didn't know about it, so he turned his head to look at Jia Yu and asked, "Brother Gong, do I know about this? If I don't know, even if I want to guess, I can't guess!"

Looking at the girl with a questioning face, Jia Jun thought for a while and said, "I should know~"

Later, he added: "Ninety percent of them know it. Even if it's bad, you should have heard of it. It's not about something you've never heard of~"

Tanchun nodded when he heard the words, and sat back in his seat.

The next one is Daiyu's turn. She has been thinking about it since just now. It is something in myths and legends, which makes people feel funny. For a while, I couldn't think of anything, so I said again: "But I heard passed~”

Hearing this, Sister Feng was the first to speak this time, "Let me tell you first this time, I guess you may not have heard of this thing~" After speaking, she still suppressed a smile on her face.

Seeing Sister Feng like this, Xichun couldn't help laughing and said: "It seems that Sister Feng still doesn't give up! She's thinking about taking people into the ditch~"

Journey to the West actually existed at this time. According to the original records, one year when Mother Jia told jokes during the Lantern Festival, she mentioned a joke about Sun Dasheng. Everyone has heard of the name "Zhu Bajie" , but Zhu Bajie is not very pleasing, no one likes to say it.

The others also nodded. This thing is also available on the theater stage on weekdays. Every now and then, Jia Mu will invite the theater troupe to perform in the house. Except for Jia Lan who is too young, the rest should have seen it , I have heard of it, and even Baochai, who was not very honest when he was a child, even read the book Journey to the West.

Seeing everyone's reaction, Lin Daiyu gave Wang Xifeng a blank look, "Sister Feng, if you keep messing around like this, we won't believe your words any more~ Anyway, one more you is not too much, and one less you is not much, we know that It’s really not a little bit of kindness to bring people into the ditch~”

When Sister Feng heard this, she smiled and said, "What I'm telling is the truth. If you don't believe me, you can ask Brother Gong. If I keep telling lies, Brother Gong would have stopped me~"

Jia Jun smiled and shook his head. Sister Feng spoke in a very measured manner, not always in a positive tone, but added some degree words, just like this time, "Maybe I haven't heard of it", it's just a possibility, She is not Daiyu, and she doesn't know whether Daiyu has read Journey to the West, so there may be a theory for this, and it is not really a foul.

Seeing that Jia Yu didn't speak, Daiyu thought for a while and sat down again.

Then it was Baochai. For the first time, she first determined whether the thing could be used. After getting the answer, she followed her own logic and started the second time, narrowing the scope.

"This is something you wear on your body~"

In fact, Baochai's logic is very simple. It is to narrow down the scope according to clothing, food, housing, and transportation. The first thing in the list is clothes. What are clothes used for?Then needless to say.

It's just that when everyone heard this, they all had different expressions. They secretly thought that the girl in front of them was really lucky. They didn't know Baochai's logic. Isn't the bellyband just worn on the body~ or close-fitting underwear~
Except for Jia Lan, most of them here would have such a piece of underwear. When Baochai saw that everyone didn't answer, she couldn't help being taken aback, and said, "Why, is there something wrong with what I said?"

Hearing this, Li Wan couldn't help but said: "Miss Bao is very lucky, she really hit the point~"

Xichun, who was sitting across from her, said, "Sister Bao, did you secretly see the answer? It's so accurate~"

Baochai shook her head with a smile, "Fourth sister, what are you talking about, besides, brother Gong is still watching over, under his piercing eyes, who would dare to cheat?"

Hearing this, everyone couldn't help but smiled and shook their heads. Everything was under their noses, and they could tell whether they cheated or not. Now it can only be attributed to the other party's good luck~
It was Yingchun's turn next. In the first round, she asked about the number of words. After excluding two words, there is a high probability that it should be three words now, but the range is still too large. Think about the range limited to women before.

She said: "Our two houses have this thing!"

Although it is different from Tanchun's, the meaning is not much different. Everyone thought about it, the two prefectures are huge and occupy an extremely wide area. Flowers and grass are planted in many places, and even many places have forests and towering ancient trees. There is a high probability of such a thing, why do you say that?Do you still remember the scene of Baochai fluttering butterflies in the original book? Isn’t a butterfly just a caterpillar before breaking out of its cocoon? But this thing also exists in different seasons.

There is in summer, after autumn and winter, and in early spring, this thing should not exist.

Sister Feng smiled and said: "This time I didn't do it on purpose, Second Girl, don't say that I don't love you, this thing is possible in our two houses~"

Hearing Sister Feng's words, everyone nodded. This time, Sister Feng was honest, and everyone didn't point out the language problem. Yingchun frowned. Since everyone meant this, she couldn't help guessing in her heart, maybe there might be, or maybe there wasn't. What the hell is this?

After that, it was Sister Feng's turn. Sister Feng cupped her fists first, and said with a smile, "I said so~"

Li Wan smiled and nodded Sister Feng's forehead, and said, "Don't put on airs, you don't think people are making fun of you, just talk about it ~ and no one is stopping you, so there is no need for you like this, as if we have become Like a tigress~”

Sister Feng raised her brows and said with a smile: "It's a good thing to get cheap and be a good boy. Once, you took advantage of me. Do you think it's over if I get it back?"

When everyone heard this, they laughed again.

I only heard Sister Feng say: "We have this thing in our house~"

Hearing this, everyone didn't know what they thought of, they laughed in unison, some of them couldn't straighten up from laughing, with a sycophant on their head, and said that there was one in the house, it wasn't their own beating own face?Daiyu and Baochai hug each other and support each other.

"Sister Feng's words really make me laugh out loud~"

Even Jia Jun who was on the side couldn't help laughing, and Ping'er who was beside Sister Feng couldn't help laughing, Sister Feng was taken aback, as if she had guessed something, her eyes lit up immediately.

After a while, Li Wan said: "It's not difficult for you this time, there really are in the house~ I don't know where Brother Gong thought of these things, it's really ridiculous~"

Just after finishing speaking, the big guy laughed again.

The laughter is cheerful and persistent, even if it is far away, it can be heard.

The little maid who was waiting outside the door was wearing a thick cotton padded coat. Hearing the laughter coming from the room, she couldn't help being a little curious, what was going on in the room?Why did you laugh like this.

After a while, the laughter stopped. Elder Sister Feng was also smiling, and said to herself, "Laugh, laugh! This time, I will guess it~"

The last person in this round is still Li Wan, only to hear Li Wan say: "This thing of mine is a meat dish~"

After everyone heard it, they couldn't say anything else for a while. The sweet and sour carp is indeed a meat dish. Sister Feng said with a smile: "If you treat it as a vegetarian, then it's fine. I'm afraid it's a fake monk who wants to eat meat~"

After the second round was completed, Jia Yu clapped his hands and said with a smile, "I see that the second round is over, and you all have a clear idea, why don't you come and guess what is on your head?"

"If you want to say something, you can say it, if you are not sure, you can not say it first, let's start with the younger one~"

Jia Lan thought about it for a while. The scope is still too wide to be sure what it is. "Three words, "not legendary" are too many things. He shook his head and didn't say anything.

Xichun is also similar, the initial "things" plus "I have seen it", the scope is still too large, she also shook her head after a while and did not say anything.

Next, there is Tanchun, from the "living creatures" at the beginning to "nothing in the house", the scope is not enough, there are too many living things that are not in the house, so Tanchun also gave up.

Then there was Daiyu, after thinking for a while, Daiyu said, "I want to try, is this monkey grandson on my head~"

Hearing this, several people had different expressions in their eyes, good guy, it was just a little bit close, Sun Dasheng is Zhu Bajie's senior brother, if she counts down one, then she will be the first one to guess.

But in the end they all shook their heads, Daiyu frowned, unable to think of other answers for a while, and said with some regret, "Isn't it?"

Baochai on the side thought for a while and said, "I want to try too, but mine is a cloak?"

Everyone shook their heads when they heard this. One is "belly pocket" and the other is "cloak". Although both are two words, they are very different things.

Seeing that she got the wrong answer, Baochai was not angry, her eyes showed deep thought, and she sat back gently.

After that came Spring Festival, but just like Jia Lan, she only came up with "three words", "sometimes not in the house", and she couldn't guess what it was, so she had to give up in the end.

After that came Sister Feng. Sister Feng got up and said with a smile: "It seems that I won this time. It's okay if you don't laugh. Your smile will give you away!"

Hearing Wang Xifeng's words, everyone couldn't help being startled. Could it be that Wang Xifeng already guessed those three words?
Under the nervous eyes of everyone, Wang Xifeng pinched her waist and said with a smile: "Is it a tigress?"

All the girls trembled when they heard the words. Although these two words were referring to Sister Feng, one was a "sycophant" and the other was a "Tigress". Seeing the other party's proud appearance, they couldn't help it.

Li Wan on the side smiled and said: "I was shocked just now, I thought you really guessed it! Now think about it, if you didn't really see those two words, I guess you will spend your whole life I can't guess what it is~"

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but secretly laughed again. Li Wan was right. Wang Xifeng was usually slick and slick, which meant she was flattering. Her clever mouth seemed to be wiped with bee excrement, but she would never go to that Think in words.

When Sister Feng heard Li Wan's words, her red and phoenix eyes narrowed slightly. It seemed that she had guessed the right direction, but the word...
Seeing that everyone was laughing, Sister Feng said to Li Wan again: "Good sister-in-law, you are lucky, you already guessed this, don't you want to try?"

In fact, when Li Wan said at the beginning of Jia Jun that they could guess this round, she was already thinking about it, and she was different from Wang Xifeng and others. Jia Guan's pen.

As far as food is concerned, Jia Guan, who was a bastard since he was a child, does not eat particularly delicate food. To put it bluntly, it is not bad to be able to eat enough. In addition, within three years, he was sending troops in northern Xinjiang During the war, life was up and down, and if she only ate one meal, the food would definitely not be much better, so when she was thinking about this matter, she chose a few meat dishes with the lowest specifications in the house on weekdays. as a spare.

Then Li Wan said, "Is mine Dongpo meat?"

Hearing this, everyone couldn't help but shook their heads. Although sweet and sour carp is a famous dish, it is not eaten much in the house. The old lady is particular about it. Things like this kind of oily and greasy food rarely appear in her On the table, if they didn't know about sweet and sour carp at the beginning, and they simply guessed the name, they probably wouldn't think of it until the end.

At Rongqing Hall, Mother Jia heard that the servants came to report that Xichun was going crazy with joy. She wanted to go and have a look, but when she thought about Jia Gong's presence, she pressed her mind again and sent her personal maid, Yuanyang, to go there. ,check it out.

Seeing that no one guessed correctly, Jia Gong said to take another round, and after each round, he would guess. Immediately, he got up and came to Xichun's desk, picked up a pen and began to write on the paper.

Xiangling on the side looked at the words on the paper, unknowingly as if drunk.

Seeing the little girl's dumbfounded appearance, Jia Guan said: "I'm back~~"

Xiangling felt a black shadow swaying in front of her eyes, and slowly came to her senses.

"Master, this is?"

Looking at the notes on the desk, she asked.

Jia Jun said with a smile: "They may not like yellow and white things, but I got a little poem by chance, which may be more to their liking~"

(End of this chapter)