My encyclopedia entry has come true

Chapter 167

"Old He is going to die! Old He is going to die!"

Just as He Xiao and the others were imagining the future, a strange voice suddenly sounded outside the window.

He Xiao frowned, after all his surname is He...

This sounds really unlucky.

"It's that parrot, raised by Boss He during his lifetime. It's very stupid, and it can only say a few words, 'My name is Optimus Prime', 'Gong Xi Fa Cai', 'Go to Nima', 'You all go give it to me. I work', and later Lao He became seriously ill, and it learned this sentence again, repeating it every day..." Old Sun said with some distaste.

"I don't know where this dead parrot has gone recently. I thought it was dead, but I didn't expect it to be alive." Aunt Li also said.

"Catch it, slaughter it and pluck its hair, just in time for wine, haha."

The other workers also showed the same distasteful expressions. Obviously, this parrot is not well received, and it is estimated that it has done a lot of bad things.

He Xiao went out and saw that there was really a parrot, maybe it was familiar with humans, so when it saw He Xiao approaching him, it didn't dodge at all: "Gong Xi Fa Cai, Gong Xi Fa Cai, go to Nima, Go to Nima..."

He Xiao instantly wanted to give it a big fight, but he held back, there's no need to argue with a stupid bird.

"You all go to work for me, go to Nima, Gong Xi Fa Cai, Lao He is going to die..."

The stupid bird was chattering all the time. Obviously, it didn't really know how to use language, but could only make human-like sounds. It was very mechanical and didn't understand the true meaning of language.

He Xiao doesn't like small animals, and originally chased them away, but suddenly thought of one thing:
What I lack most now is traffic, can this parrot bring him traffic?
So he changed his mind and kept the parrot named "Optimus Prime".

From the second day on, he began to "not do business", began to teach the stupid bird how to speak, and recorded videos.

I have to say that "Optimus Prime" is really stupid, and his learning ability is very weak. He taught for a whole day and didn't learn a word.

It will always be those few words, one of which is unlucky, one is dirty, one is impolite...

No wonder farm workers hate it.

However, it may be a bit wronged. Obviously, these words were not spoken by itself, but secretly taught by some workers.

Although this parrot has no talent, He Xiao has a late stage.

Through editing, he edited a "conversation" between himself and the parrot "Optimus Prime"...

He Xiao: "What's your name?"

Optimus Prime: "My name is Optimus Prime, my name is Optimus Prime..."

He Xiao: "What do you want to say to netizens?"

Optimus Prime: "You all go to work! You all go to work!  …"

He Xiao: "Aren't you afraid of being slaughtered for meat when you say that?"

Optimus Prime: "Fuck you, fuck you..."

He Xiao: "What is the happiest thing in your life?"

Optimus Prime: "Old He is going to die! Old He is going to die!"

This sentence is not edited, but actually shot...

Don't know if it's serious or just a coincidence...

He Xiao: "Old He is really dead now, everyone is very sad, what do you want to say to everyone?"

Optimus Prime: "Gong Xi Fa Cai! Gong Xi Fa Cai!"

^^^^^^
Frankly speaking, this editing is not very clever. Many netizens have done it before. In fact, some parrots can do this without even editing, just through training.

But He Xiao didn't have so much time to train, and this Optimus Prime didn't seem to have this talent, so He Xiao chose to edit.

He registered a new Danmaku account with the id "He's Farm Parrot Optimus Prime".

Then I uploaded and released this video, and it passed the review soon...

But there is no splash. For a full 24 hours, the playback volume is only 600, 2 likes, 1 favorite, 0 coins...

The main reason is that this video is not too novel. There are many such videos of parrots or starlings talking. There are many real ones, and there are many fake ones.

He Xiao has a little money now, but he didn't buy promotions either, there's no need for it...

His video was originally just an external link to an entry. What he really wanted netizens to see was an encyclopedia entry about Optimus Prime, [Parrot Optimus Prime]...

This entry has a total of more than 1000 words, 27 pictures, and 5 external links. Most of the text and pictures are real, and there is no exaggeration or forgery. Except for the recipe in the external link, only one sentence is fake of……

"This parrot has the IQ of a 6-year-old human"...

Just this one sentence directly increased the difficulty of the entire entry, that is, the number of readers required, from 0 to 8503, which shows that it deviates greatly from reality...

After editing the entry, he thought about it and spent money on promotion.

First of all, don't look for too professional, then they will easily find that sentence in the 1000-word content, if they mention it, it will cause irreparable consequences, and the entry may easily fail...

Secondly, you can't find people who are too uneducated, such as the elderly, this group of people, they will not take the initiative to read the Wikipedia entries, they will not use...

He spent a total of 15 yuan, and the effect was very obvious. After only 5 days, the entry was completed.

[The three indicators of this entry have all reached the standard and have become a real entry!

The fact that the real world does not match this entry has changed accordingly!The details not set in this entry have been automatically deduced and completed according to the world background!This entry can still be supplemented or modified, but it will no longer trigger the task of making the entry come true! 】

In other words, Qin Tianzhu the parrot really has the IQ of a 6-year-old child now...

For parrots or other relatively intelligent creatures, there are often similar expressions. People often say that a certain parrot or orangutan has an "IQ equivalent to a 5-year-old child".

Most people don't have any doubts when they see this sentence, because they don't have this concept.

But in fact, these statements are very inaccurate. In reality, the IQ level of 5-year-old children is already very high. Even if speaking is not considered, their logical thinking ability, comprehension ability, hands-on ability, etc., are far from Not any animal can be compared...

He Xiao used this concept that has been vague for a long time to improve the intelligence of Parrot Optimus Prime, but he quietly changed the age to 6 years old.

There is not much difference between the intelligence of a 5-year-old child and the intelligence of a 6-year-old child in the concept of ordinary people.

Therefore, the trust rate of this entry was as high as 98.2%, and most people did not notice the difference at all...

When a parrot really has the intelligence of a 6-year-old child, what will it look like?

After getting along with it, He Xiao quickly gained a deep understanding.

He Xiao: "What's your name?"

Optimus Prime: "Cousin, are you annoying? Ask me every day. You have a bad memory, don't you?"

I don't know why, but it has a Guangnan accent, which is very magical.

He Xiao: "...you'd better be polite to me, otherwise there will be no cherries to eat tonight."

Optimus Prime: "Cousin, don't threaten me, I can fly, I eat it myself."

He Xiao: "How much is 7x7?"

Optimus Prime: "This is a third grade topic, I haven't learned it before!"

He Xiao: "Optimus Prime, do you still remember Old He?"

Optimus Prime: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Yes, it actually cried, tears streaming down...

Unlike the previous parrot that mechanized repeated "speaking", this parrot really has the language ability and can already communicate with humans normally!

Talk like a normal six-year-old with a parent...

He Xiao logged in to the Danmaku account again, and posted the video shot this time to the Danmaku.

After passing the review and recommended by the big data of station b, it quickly became popular...

短短12个小时，点击量就过80万！点赞4万，投币3万，收藏1.3万！转发561条！
As a new account without any fans, this data can be said to be extremely terrifying...

This video also brought him 1.25 fans!
The barrage exploded even more.

[Didn't it be agreed, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a master!Fire Tong Liu Ming! 】

[Laughing, this guy actually has a Guangnan accent, so funny, @cousin小李! 】

【really!This is the clip dubbing it! 】

[There is no trace of editing, and it should not be dubbed, because the parrot's mouth shape is correct]

[Other people's parrot!My parrot can't do anything!...]

[Fuck, it cried...it really cried, I saw tears...]

[It's perfect!Absolutely perfect! 】

[If this video is not fake, this is definitely the smartest parrot I have ever seen! 】

[Is UP here? Check the private message. If it's true, I'll buy it for 100 million! 】

[Such a smart parrot, you want to buy it for 100 million, and you can earn more than that by making videos! 】

[I instantly felt a sense of superiority in IQ. This is obviously dubbed in the later stage, and you actually believe it...]

……

He Xiao's backstage received countless private messages.

There are those who want to see the parrot Optimus Prime with their own eyes, those who want to pay for this parrot, some who call him a fake, and some who say that he does not show up in the public eye because he is ugly...

There are really all kinds of weird people on the Internet.

As for why there is a Guangnan accent, this is deduced by the system itself. He Xiao investigated it. The reason is that in this world line, the person who often takes care of him is a Guangnan worker on the farm, so it learned a Guangnan accent. sound.

He Xiao didn't pay attention to these, and soon released a second video, introducing He's Farm.

But the introducer is not a human being, but a parrot Optimus Prime.

[Cousins ​​and cousins, my name is Optimus Prime, and my home is in Ho’s Farm. First, I will sing a song for everyone. The wind blows the peach forest full of flowers, and the branches of magpies are called Chacha. The brother in the orchard is lucky, and the sisters All three of them fell in love with him...]

This time, the magical Cantonese-accented song made Optimus Prime a hit on the barrage site for the first time...

It even triggered a forwarding of the "original singer" up cousin Xiao Li, who modestly said, "It's too powerful, and it sings better than me"...

Netizens have said that this is absurd praise, Optimus Prime and her are basically at the level of crouching dragon and phoenix chick, they are both excellent!

The number of views of this video quickly reached 180 million, and the number of followers on He Xiao's account also soared to 5.5.

The fans of the barrage site have a very high gold content. Unlike fans on some other platforms, they have gained 5.5 fans in just two videos, which can be said to have become famous overnight.

Of course, He Xiao knew very well that it was Optimus Prime the parrot who became famous overnight, not him. Private messages and comment areas were full of people asking for updates, and some even asked him to start a live broadcast, so that Optimus Prime could broadcast the live broadcast.

He Xiao thought about it, and did not agree to this request for the time being. It is better not to expose the information of the farm too much for the time being, and keep it a little mysterious. It will be more convenient to make entries in the future...

Let's talk later, don't rush...

He Xiao thought about making the parrot Optimus Prime the endorsement of He's Farm.

And at this moment, Jin Ling and Zhu Ying from the newspaper came again.

This time, they not only came to buy cherries, but also came to see Optimus Prime, the parrot...

"Where did you hear about Optimus Prime..." He Xiao asked curiously.

"Nonsense! I'm a big member of Danmaku, and you've become popular on the homepage, and you asked me how I knew! I forwarded it to you, and I've already followed you! I sent you a private message! You didn't even reply Me!" Jin Ling said angrily.

"I'm sorry, there are too many private messages, I didn't notice..." He Xiao apologized.

"Versailles! Both of your video fans have more fans than my 50+ video fans! Let's interview, isn't it a great feeling to become popular overnight?!" Jin Ling said.

"It's okay, it's okay." He Xiao didn't explain that he was not Versailles, and the other party didn't believe it.

"Where's Optimus Prime, where's Optimus Prime? Let it come out!" Jin Ling couldn't wait to ask because he wasn't paying attention to He Xiao.

"In the house, it has a short mouth, so you should be mentally prepared..." He Xiao reminded him friendly.

Since the parrot learned to watch TV, he felt that it was getting more and more out of his control...

"Don't worry, we won't care about a bird." Jin Ling said with a smile.

She obviously hasn't realized the seriousness of the problem...

When they got to the house, Jin Ling and Zhu Ying finally saw the legendary parrot Optimus Prime...

"Pick up, pick up! The bustard is coming to collect the money..." Optimus Prime yelled when he saw them.

"..." Jin Ling and Zhu Ying were speechless for a moment, did they regard them as prostitutes? ? ? ?

"You two uncles, come on, be happy, you play together, I can do everything..."

"If you're so mean, continue to lock yourself in the small dark room, and you won't be allowed to watch TV in the future." He Xiao said.

"Cousin, don't be angry, just kidding, kidding... I'm pure and clean, not that kind of lecherous." Optimus Prime said with a smile.

Yes, even though it was just a parrot, Jin Ling clearly sensed that it was laughing!
This was far beyond their estimates, even more exaggerated than they imagined, and even a little scary...

This guy, could it be that he really became a genius!
(End of this chapter)