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Chapter 136 Unscrupulous old Hu, online tricks

I saw the cake-making girl turning over with her small mouth muttering, one thigh was still placed on the blanket indecently, leaving Wu Hu with a beautiful back curve, and she said a series of words for Wu Hu and Lao Hu to listen to. There are some silly stick words.

Seeing the two staring at each other with the look of 'what did she say', some netizens who know the stick language burst out laughing.

Wu Hu asked Zhan Langjing, "Brother Jing, do you know what that means?"

Zhan Langjing was stunned for a moment, and looked at Milk Tea Lun.

Milk Tea Lun coughed lightly, "Don't look at me, Chinese is the best!"

Lao Hu also nodded, "Brother Lun is right, Chinese is the best language."

Obviously, Lao Hu doesn't understand Bang Bang either.

"Is she scolding me?" Wu Hu muttered.

Then there was another series of "hahaha" barrage in the live broadcast room.

Some netizens couldn't bear it and shouted: "Which brother, please translate it!"

"Fat Tiger: Beauty, you wet the bed! Beauty: I hate it! She didn't pee!"

"No, no, it should be, Fat Tiger: Beauty, do you want to get up and pee? Beauty: If you don't pee, don't pee..."

"Haha... what the hell kind of translation is this?"

"This awesome girl doesn't really mean that, does she? Who is telling the truth!"

"Are you stupid? Did Fat Tiger say anything just now? How dare you take it seriously?"

"Damn! Are you trying to laugh me to death? You guys don't work hard when you're young, and you translate indiscriminately when you grow up! You guys are talking about it!"

"People clearly said 'don't steal my barbecue', can you LSPs be a little bit moral? Don't think about those disgusting things all day long to disgust people."

Those netizens' spoof translations successfully sparked a scolding war.

Then Milk Tea Lun and Lao Hu who said that 'Chinese is the worst' were also implicated, because those LSPs took what these two said to beat up the fans of the cake girl, saying that they were shepherd dogs, yes Kneeling people who can't stand up after kneeling.

Wu Hu, who didn't understand the stick language, pushed the pastry girl's soft shoulders again.

This time, the Bakery Girl finally woke up, stretched out her hands to stroke her fluffy hair, she looked fascinated, cute with a little charm, very irritating.

That is to say, Wu Hu can't understand Bang Bang language. If he knew that she was still eating barbecue in her dream while sleeping, she would probably laugh out loud. It's not unreasonable for her to be 'fat'!

The cake maker yawned and asked, "Ouba, what's the matter?"

Wu Hu coughed lightly, and said, "Get up and eat supper, go to bed after eating!"

After hearing the words, Da Cake Niang squinted her eyes, but soon came back to her senses, squinted her eyes and smiled: "Actually, you don't need to wake me up. I'm afraid I won't be able to fall asleep after eating."

Wu Hu smiled and said: "It's okay, I will give you a foot massage in a while, you will fall asleep soon, and I will also give Brother Lun a massage. Brother Lun, you should have told me earlier."

Milk Tea Lun froze for a moment, glanced at Lao Hu, and then at Zhan Langjing.

Zhan Langjing nodded and said: "I said it, I asked Fat Tiger if there is any way to relieve your illness, and you have said it in front of the media before..."

Milk Tea Lun coughed lightly and said, "It's okay! Brother Jing, thank you!"

Wu Hu coughed lightly, and said, "Brother Lun, you are too bold! How dare you ask me to massage your back without telling me clearly."

Milk Tea Lun said with a smile: "Speaking of which, I have actually encountered it before. At first I didn't know it was a disease, but I thought it was fatigue, so I went for a massage. After returning home, the condition not only did not improve, but worsened. It's serious. But I think your technique is very professional, and they fell asleep after being pressed a few times by you, so I didn't tell you."

"Aren't you afraid that something might go wrong?" Wu Hu was speechless.

Milk Tea Lun smiled and said, "If something really happens, then I can go home early!"

"..."

Wu Hu was speechless, while Zhan Langjing and Lao Hu laughed heartily.They felt that it was really possible for Milk Tea Lun to do this. This guy has too much personality.

Netizens in the live broadcast room also felt that Milk Tea Lun might really think so.

Da Cake Niang was stunned and couldn't understand what they were talking about.

Wu Hu came back to his senses, translated briefly in English, and then apologized: "I'm very sorry, I forgot that you don't understand Chinese." After a pause, he asked again: "Are you dreaming just now? It seems that you said It’s a dream talk, but unfortunately we can’t understand it.”

After hearing the words, the cake maker opened her mouth, narrowed her eyes, and finally covered her face, as if she wanted to dig a hole and bury herself.

Presumably she must have recalled the dream she had before.

Seeing this, everyone couldn't help but look at each other, and then saw the cake maker raised her head, and smiled awkwardly, "I just dreamed that I was eating barbecue, and Ouba came to grab my meat..."

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing.This woman is indeed a foodie.

Wu Hu said with a smile: "That's just right, let's get up and drink some fish soup!"

The beating girl got up, ran to the river to wash her face, Yahuazi and the others also came back, sister Tie Tie scooped fish soup for everyone with a wooden spoon.

After washing her face, Da Cake Niang quietly waved to Wu Hu outside the shelter.

Wu Hu walked out with a puzzled look, and the baker directly reached out to close the microphone on Wu Hu's chest, and then said softly: "Ouba, can you go to the bathroom with me? It's too dark here, I'm a little scared ..."

Wu Hu didn't know whether she was really scared or fake, but since everyone had already made this request, it was naturally difficult for him to refuse.So he turned off the small video camera worn on his forehead, and accompanied the cake maker towards the toilet.

In the shelter, Mina glanced at them casually and said, "What are they doing here?"

Zhan Langjing laughed and said, "What else could it be doing! Go to the bathroom!"

Old Hu laughed and said, "Let's not talk about that when we are eating!"

Yahuazi curled her lips quietly, wanting to say 'that woman is so hypocritical', but in the end she pretended to be nonchalant, holding a coconut shell bowl, and drank the fish soup.

Milk Tea Lun looked at Sister Mina, and said with a smile: "I hope Fat Tiger guessed right, the program team still has follow-up tasks! Otherwise, this investment is not small."

Old Hu laughed and said, "You said, if this Miss Zhenying went back to watch the show again and found that Fat Tiger treated her so well because she wanted to curry favor with her, would she be angry?"

The three girls couldn't help but pause when they heard the words. Sister Mina, who was inexperienced, burst out laughing, and then lowered her head in embarrassment.

Seeing this, the three men couldn't help showing 'auntie smiles' as if they were watching a show. They were basically sure that sister Mina was interested in Fat Tiger.

Ya Huazi blinked, and said: "It seems that Fat Tiger's title of 'liar' can't be taken off. He said that the last time he broke up in love, it was because he lied to his girlfriend!"

Everyone looked up at each other and laughed.

Old Hu laughed and said, "How about we scare Fat Tiger before he comes back?"

Seeing Lao Hu's smile, everyone knew that this unscrupulous guy was going to punish him again.

Zhan Langjing asked with great interest: "Why are you scared?"

Ya Huazi was also a little excited, looking at Lao Hu with burning eyes, as if hoping that Lao Hu could provide a more reliable trick plan.

Seeing this, Sister Tie Tie felt a little sorry, and whispered: "This is not good!"

Unfortunately, no one heard her objection, or maybe pretended not to hear it.

Old Hu coughed lightly, and said, "When he comes back later, let's tell him that the program team informed us that there are no follow-up tasks for this event. Let's see his expression."

Zhan Langjing laughed, "I guess Fat Tiger will have to scold Director Zhao again when he hears this."

In the live broadcast room, thousands of netizens laughed and 'sympathized' with Director Zhao when they heard this.

Fortunately, at this time, Director Zhao has already gone to rest. If he is going to scold his mother, it's fine if you say you are cheating on Fat Tiger. Can you not involve him in it!

Yahuazi seems to be very keen to see Wu Hu chomping, nodding his head, with a slightly excited expression, as if the invisible little devil behind him is holding his horns and waving his claws.

Sister Mina opened her mouth, not knowing what to say.

Sister Hammer said: "Is this really good? If there was a mission originally, and the program team really canceled the follow-up mission after hearing this, then..."

Lao Hu shook his head and said, "It's impossible for the program crew to be such a dog!"

Milk Tea Lun coughed lightly, and said: "The problem is, if Fat Tiger hears this, loses his enthusiasm to curry favor with that lady, turns around and makes her unhappy, and the program team really has a follow-up task, then our efforts before Will it be a failure?"

What Milk Tea Lun said made sense, and everyone couldn't help nodding in agreement.

The little devil behind Yahuazi also seemed to be depressed, and put away his little excitement.

Old Hu coughed lightly, and said: "Based on the impression that Fat Hu gave me, Fat Hu should not be this kind of person, he just has a bad mouth. Do you want to make a bet with me?"

As the old nonsense spoke, he glanced at Zhan Langjing, and there was an intriguing meaning in his eyes. Zhan Langjing was stunned, and gradually understood.

He felt that what Lao Hu passed on to him was that through this, he could test the character of Fat Hu, whether he was really the kind of ruthless person.

Wu Hu loves to brag, has a bad mouth, and sometimes looks like he has no EQ.If he really fell out with that awesome girl this time, it would not be a bad mouth, but a real loss of EQ.

Finally, everyone was finally persuaded by Lao Hu.

At this time, Wu Hu never imagined that the unscrupulous old Hu would think of ways to punish him.

He was squatting not far from the toilet, resting his chin, looking sideways at the starry sky.There seems to be no stars tonight, and even the moon seems to be hiding in a corner.There was the sound of gurgling water and the chirping of insects in the grass by the river, which was very quiet.

From the toilet not far away came the voice of the cake making girl, "Ouba, are you there?"

"Here! I'm not leaving, don't worry!"

After a while, the sound of Xixi Suso came, Wu Hu stood up, just in time to see the cake maker coming out of the toilet and trotting towards him.

"Don't run, watch out for falling!"

Just as she was speaking, the woman kicked a stone, staggered, and fell to the ground.Fortunately, Wu Hu looked at her, and before she fell to the ground, he strode forward and snatched her into his hands, preventing her from further intimate contact with the ground.

(End of this chapter)