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Chapter 268 Do You Mean Trying To Collect The Corpse?

When they saw the rescue team coming, Zhan Langjing and the others completely believed what the photographer said. If Fat Tiger hadn't really encountered a shark, how could the rescue team be dispatched?
As for why the rescue team could go back earlier after seeing that they were safe, why did they continue to visit them before leaving? Wu Hu thought, "Director Zhao, you want to tell me through this rescue team that I don't Keep doing those dangerous things, the rescue team won't have time to rescue, will it?"

Hearing Wu Hu's question, everyone couldn't help being stunned, and then laughed.

The staff of the rescue team felt that Wu Hu was complaining about their speed, so they said with a smile: "Fat Hu, it will take time for us to come here, and the plane can't arrive in time! Don't do these dangerous things next time, lest you We really can't help it."

In the live broadcast room, thousands of netizens couldn't help laughing.

"Fat Tiger is really a dog, this brain circuit is different."

"Why can Fat Tiger think of this? Shouldn't the show crew be moved by their efforts for their safety?"

"Do you mean trying to collect the corpse?"

"Haha... Do you want to be so hurt!"

"It will take time for the rescue team to come! Even if you call the police, you have to allow the police uncle to have a reaction time!"

"Fat Hu, this dog, plays with his heartbeat every time. I'm really afraid that next time, he will really play himself out! Fat Hu, take it easy! Although we like to complain about you, it is also the depth of love and the responsibility ! We are all for your own good!"

"Don't! You represent yourself, don't add 'we', thank you!"

……

After bidding farewell to the diving masters of the rescue team and the toolman photographer who had tricked him, Wu Hu and the others carried the fish and walked towards the shelter.

Lao Hu was carrying Wu Hu's backpack and asked, "Fat Hu, how big is that shark?"

Wu Hu shook his head and said, "Actually, it's not that big, only about one meter!"

"What kind of shark is it? Great white shark?" Milk Cha Lun asked.

"No, it's a hammerhead shark. It has a flat head and looks like a hammer from the front, so it's also called a hammerhead shark." Wu Hu explained, "This kind of shark is indeed quite ferocious. , but this one is relatively small, and I’m not stupid, so how could it not run when it comes across something obviously bigger than it? Mr. Photographer is trying to trick me!”

Zhan Langjing said with a smile: "He is caring about you, and you still say he is cheating you. Be careful when someone says you bite Lu Dongbin like a dog, you don't know good people!"

"I think he might be unhappy seeing me kill a grouper that may be worth tens of thousands, so I want you to scold me and help him relieve his anger!"

"What? Tens of thousands of groupers? Which one?" Old Hu became excited when he heard this, "Why is the fish so expensive? Is it better than wild large yellow croaker?"

Zhan Langjing and Milk Tea Lun also looked at Wu Hu. Although they are not short of money, especially Milk Tea Lun, he has never eaten a fish worth tens of thousands!
Wu Hu lifted the Neptune grouper in his hand, "This is it, it looks beautiful!"

"It looks like scrambled eggs with tomatoes!" Lao Hu complained.

Immediately, some netizens immediately complained, "Scrambled eggs with tomatoes! Don't Lao Hu know this thing? I don't know the goods!"

"Don't say it, Lao Hu described it quite aptly, it's really like scrambled eggs with tomatoes!"

"People who don't have a hobby of raising ornamental fish, it's normal if they don't understand! I heard that Lao Hu likes cats, not ornamental fish."

"Scrambled eggs with tomatoes are so expensive! I can't afford them at all!"

"This is a deep-sea fish. It's hard to catch and has ornamental value. It's normal that you can't afford it."

……

Wu Hu nodded and said: "Don't underestimate this tomato scrambled egg, I heard it's expensive! Mr. Photographer said it's worth tens of thousands, and I don't know if he has any bragging rights!"

"Whether there is a bragging comparison or not, this thing must be deadly expensive, Fat Tiger, you are so reckless!" Lao Hu shook his head and sighed, "It feels like we are eating the taste of banknotes!"

Wu Hu said with a smile: "If I don't hunt it, that hammerhead shark will kill it too. Although I don't know much about the ornamental value of this thing, it is indeed very expensive! And the photographer gave me a shark repelling shark." Potion, I have that thing with me, don't worry at all, okay!"

As a result, Milk Tea Lun said, "Is this considered cheating?"

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help being stunned, and then laughed.

Zhan Langjing smiled and said: "Otherwise? When you encounter a shark, you don't give shark repellant, so you really go to dance with the shark? Repelling sharks is the job of the program team!"

Indeed, although the program group needs popularity, it will not really put the contestants in a dangerous situation.Unless he commits suicide like Fat Tiger, the rescue team will not be able to rescue him in time.

Like when he met the king cobra last time, Wu Hu could have just called the program team to catch it.But Wu Hu, who relied on his superb snake-catching skills, didn't have this idea at all, so he did it himself.Under normal circumstances, he would definitely be criticized by the program group.

But before the rescue team arrived, he had already captured the king snake.

A few people chatted and returned to the shelter, Wu Hu ran to take a shower, but Lao Hu took the Neptune grouper and flaunted it to the three girls.

Because of this, when Wu Hu encountered a shark, he sold him out, which made the three girls worry and angry at the same time.

Of course, there is also a hint of imperceptible pride.

That was the man they were looking for!Really great!But he just likes to die, and it makes people angry just thinking about it!Don't you worry that others will worry about him?
So, when Wu Hu came back from the shower, he was greeted with three pairs of worried and reproachful eyes.When Wu Hu saw their appearance, he knew they knew.

"Brother Hu, did you really meet a shark?" Mina asked in the lead.

Ya Huazi followed up, "Fat Hu, don't you know what it means to be afraid? If you accidentally get injured and get out of the game, what shall we do?"

Wu Hu could tell that Yahuazi's words had two meanings, one was 'what should our second group do', and the other was 'what should I do'.

It's just that Yahuazi can't say the latter meaning in full view, so she can only express her dissatisfaction and worry with small eyes.

At this time, her little eyes are actually very playful.

Fortunately, Wu Hu wasn't wearing a miniature camera at this time, otherwise her little eyes might have been photographed in the live broadcast room.

If there were no other people present, Wu Hu really wanted to take her into his arms and love her.Why do you speak so fiercely when you are clearly concerned about people?

After Ya Huazi, Sister Tie Tie also said, "Next time you encounter such a dangerous thing, just hand it over to the rescue team of the program group to solve it! Eliminating danger is originally one of their jobs, so don't do it again." Hu is here!"

When she said this, there was still a hint of pleading in Sister Tie Tie's eyes.

Obviously, Sister Tie Tie was also very worried about him.

Being cared by three girls at the same time, not to mention the sense of accomplishment and vanity in Wu Hu's heart.

So, he took advantage of the situation and agreed.

Anyway, whether it will be changed next time depends on the situation, so don't be stubborn with them.

After Wu Hu 'pacified' their worries, Lao Hu asked: "Fat Hu, shall we eat this expensive grouper at night?"

Wu Hu said with a smile: "Of course! It won't be fresh until tomorrow. I heard that Xiaori ... the foot pot chicken with a good life, someone made it into sashimi..."

Although Wu Hu didn't know how high the ornamental value of this thing was, he knew that when it was made into sashimi, it was extremely expensive.

"It's better to steam it before eating!" Zhan Langjing shook his head and sighed softly, "Our physique has weakened, and the digestion ability of the stomach and intestines is probably also weakened... I'm talking about us, fat tiger, forget it. If you are not careful If the gastrointestinal function is disturbed, it will be troublesome."

Yahuazi also nodded and said, "Eating sashimi also requires dipping sauce, and we don't have any."

Sister Mina said, "We still have some soy sauce and vinegar."

"Okay! Then steam it!"

Wu Hu took the grouper and several other sea fish to the river to deal with them.

Old Hu asked: "Fat Tiger, do you want to light a fire to smoke fish?"

"Let's make it raw! Smoke half of it and eat it tomorrow morning, or we will really use the rice."

Wu Hu said while scraping the scales on the grouper with his saber, and asked, "Didn't I tell you not to waste your energy? Why are you building roads again?"

After returning, Wu Hu found that a section of gravel road had been paved in the yard.

Speaking of this, everyone couldn't help laughing. Lao Hu touched his nose and said proudly: "Isn't there a free laborer who came to our team!"

Wu Hu couldn't help laughing when he heard the words, "Old Hu, be careful that your good friend breaks up with you!"

Old Hu said to himself: "No! He is not the only one who has been punished by me, and he will not hold grudges. He is an Aries boy, bold and enthusiastic, not a Scorpio like you!"

"You're discriminatory, you know?" Wu Hu scolded with a smile, "I don't know which god damn it, who hates us Scorpio all day long, and we are also very sincere and enthusiastic!"

"Yes, yes, you don't hold grudges at all, you are open-minded, generous, and fat..."

"Are you secretly calling me fat again! Look, you also hold grudges!"

Watching the two of them humiliate each other with swords and tongues, and you come and I hurt each other. In the live broadcast room, many netizens showed aunt smiles and moved small benches to eat melon seeds.

"Sure enough, it's fun when Fat Tiger and Lao Hu are together!"

"Tang Yu Xiaobao is too sincere. He was completely defeated by Lao Huxue. He is not an opponent."

"Indeed! Only Fat Tiger, who is also thick-faced and black-hearted, can fight against Lao Hu!"

"You have a thick face and a dark heart, you are clearly a bitch! Two little bitches!"

……

It didn't take long for Wu Hu to process the fish. The expensive one was used for steaming, and the rest was used to boil fish soup, and some dried mushrooms, dried fungus, and dried vegetables were added.

At this time, Zhan Langjing and Naicha Lun also came back from the shower, and asked about his situation in the third group and the current situation of the third group, and started smoking fish at the same time.

Wu Hu put the fish in the wooden trough used as a steaming plate, dripped some soy sauce and vinegar on it, and put it into the pot. Although the water in the pot hadn't boiled yet, it was already steaming.

Wu Hu casually talked about the situation of the three groups while he was busy, and finally said: "I feel that this time I went to the enemy. I not only found them a lot of food, but also taught them the skills of diving and hunting fish. But With their physical fitness, the situation will not be too good."

After a pause, he said again: "It's just that there is a soldier sister in the third group, that amateur lady who everyone doesn't pay much attention to. She is a retired female soldier who has carried a gun and performed missions. The ability to survive is very strong. If there is anyone in the three groups who will become our strong competitor, it should be this young lady."

Yahuazi smiled and asked: "You, the lifesaver, went to their side, and that Miss Zhang Yunyun didn't thank you?"

Hearing this, several other people looked at Wu Hu with a smile. After all, they could all feel the sour taste in it, and it's okay to watch this kind of romantic drama if it's okay.

Wu Hu glanced at her, and found that Mina next to her had stopped peeling mangoes. Wu Hu threw the saber that was used to kill fish just now into the pot and scalded it for a while, and Mina took it to peel mangoes.At this time, Mina's beautiful eyes glanced at him from time to time.

"How else can I express it? Didn't I already thank you?" Wu Hu spread his hands in a speechless look, "Although I am very handsome, I usually see cars in cars, flowers bloom, and aunts and aunts." I will praise you..."

"Fat Hu, let's get to the point! Stop boasting, it's too shameless!" Lao Hu directly interrupted his boasting mode, "My mother is too embarrassed to praise me like that!"

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing.

"The point is, she invited me for a song, and she also said that she would give me a share of top songwriters. I suspect that she wanted to express her gratitude to me, so I refused."

Milk Tea Lun smiled and said, "Why do you refuse such a good thing? If you think you are taking advantage of her, then write a good song and help her become famous. Isn't this a win-win situation?"

In fact, Zhang Yunyun has become popular now. Although those black people in the past would still hate her, more and more people like her.

Ya Huazi was also a little surprised, and said: "If you get this opportunity, if she uses your song to gain a firm foothold in the music world again, won't you become a top songwriter? It's so good Opportunity, you don't want it? Are you stupid!"

Wu Hu looked stunned, and clapped his fists, "Yes! Why didn't I think of that! Qianqian, you are really smart! Okay! Next time I see her, I will promise her."

"..."

Seeing Wu Hu's temperament change so quickly, Ya Huazi felt that he seemed to be fooled by this dead fat tiger.This fat tiger should have been waiting here for a long time!
Thinking about it this way, Yahuazi felt that Fat Tiger would definitely not miss this point, and the reason why he didn't directly agree was probably because he wanted to use her mouth to say it.

Fat Tiger, you are too cunning!
Yahuazi ground her white teeth.

Milk Tea Lun and the others were also stunned for a while, and then they gradually came to their senses.

Then he secretly gave Wu Hu a thumbs up, "Fatty Tiger, you're awesome!"
(End of this chapter)