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Chapter 270 Fat Tiger: If you don't listen, don't listen, Wang 8 recites scriptures!


After Wu Hu punched, he cooked a pot of fish soup for everyone. After everyone washed up and was about to eat breakfast, the walkie-talkie in the shelter rang.

After Yahuazi ran to pick it up, the host Hu Xiaotian's voice rang through the intercom, "Hi everyone, this is the program team, I'm the host Hu Xiaotian..."

"This is the second group, I'm Sissy, what can I do?"

"Hey! Hello everyone, I am Awei from the third group...""

In the walkie-talkie, the voices of three groups of Brother Dawei came, but they were more vague than Hu Xiaotian's voice, as if they had passed through a filter.

Obviously, their groups were dragged into the "group chat" by Hu Xiaotian again. "Hi everyone, I'm a baby of a group..."

Wu Hu complained: "Baby, who the hell isn't a baby anymore!" "Hahaha..."

A burst of laughter came from the walkie-talkie.Immediately, the voices of the members of each group rang out one after another on the walkie-talkie, making the group chat a bit noisy.

After everyone laughed for a while, Hu Xiaotian's voice sounded again, "Hello everyone! The thing is like this. According to statistics, after twelve hours of voting, the ranking of the six contestants who participated in the event last weekend has now been released."

In the main live broadcast room, many netizens felt quite bored, because the rankings of the few contestants on the website were the results of their own votes.

At this moment, they seem to have entered some kind of sage time, and they just want to see what kind of expression Fat Tiger will have when he gets this answer.

Does it feel weird? Why isn't the champion me?
Thinking of this, many netizens began to "give it up". "Which group is the champion? Is it us?"

Ya Huazi asked confidently, then glanced at Wu Hu.

For a long time, their two groups have been champions, and they have won five consecutive championships.So won six consecutive championships, isn't it a normal operation?
What's more, Fat Tiger has done a lot of good things in the third group, and even hunted a big fish for the third group in vain.Is it not enough for him to win the championship after being wronged so much?
But Hu Xiaotian said with a smile: "This time the champion is not the second group, you can look forward to it! Fat Tiger, do you feel a little confused?"

Wu Hu nodded and said, "I'm really puzzled! Could it be that the things I did in the three groups were not enough for me to win the championship? Could it be that everyone is not lazy this time?"

When it comes to being lazy, many players burst out laughing with a "puchi".

Hu Xiaotian didn't give them time to be lazy and started the matter, and said directly: "I will announce the next three directly! The last place is the mountain bike of the sixth group."

Wu Yue and three teammates in the fourth group smiled wryly.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were also complaining, "This guy didn't participate at all!" "So it's okay, the mountain bike is indeed the last one, haha..."

Among the complaints from netizens, Hu Xiaotian directly announced the bottom three. Except for the last mountain bike, the penultimate one is a group of survival experts who went to the fifth group.

This guy really ran to be lazy, because the fifth group didn't have Yahuazi, Zhang Yunyun, and Lin Xiaoxiao...it couldn't make him excited.

So in the five groups, the survival expert in the first group was lazy and succeeded.Although it doesn't give people a very excessive feeling, it doesn't have any eye-catching performance.

So, the second one became him.

The bottom three are four groups of survival experts selected by one group.

This guy also succeeded in being lazy. Although he was not too lazy, he was definitely not diligent. Netizens couldn't stand it anymore.

"As for the third place, there are three groups of botanists..."

Xiao Zhi, a botanist in the third group, was selected by the sixth group and went there. Originally, he also thought about being lazy.After all, even if they are not lazy, these players don't know how diligent they need to be in order to get a better ranking.

So, instead of wasting energy, in the end

In the future, it may be useless to do the work, so it is better to be lazy from the beginning and save some energy.

But when people asked him about his botanical knowledge, he couldn't help but answer.

As a scholar, he dare not even tell a lie when he is asked about relevant professional knowledge, for fear that he will mistake his disciples if he is not careful.

Because of this, the more people asked, the more he answered, which provided the members of the six groups with an opportunity to learn about herbal medicine.

Netizens voted because of this. Although Xiaozhi is very passive, his knowledge of herbal medicine has at least benefited the members of the six groups.

"Then, the championship this time is the fifth group!" Lao Hu said suddenly, then looked at Fat Tiger with some guilt, and coughed lightly, "Xiaobao, I said Brother Six would not cheat you! Look, the champion of this event will be you!"

Peng tried his best to hear the old Hu Heise's voice on the walkie-talkie, and remembered what Hu Xiaotian had said to them before, and then realized that he was indeed the champion this time.

After all, the other four rankings have come out, leaving only him and Fat Hu, and just now Hu Xiaotian said that Fat Tiger is not the champion this time, so who else is the champion?
Wu Hu's expression didn't change when he heard this answer. After all, Peng worked hard to come to their group and indeed moved a lot of stones for their group.

In contrast, my work in the third group was much easier.

Of course, if you really want to compare their contributions to the group they were in at the time, Wu Hu really won't be afraid of Peng Gongli.But there's really no need to be so serious.

What's more, this is the result selected by netizens, can he still blatantly call this audience all hot chicken audiences, and all netizens are sand sculpture netizens?
"Fat Tiger, do you have any questions?"

Seeing Wu Hu smiling and saying nothing, the host Hu Xiaotian turned out to be looking for trouble.

Wu Hu shook his head and said, "No! I can actually understand why Brother Yuyan won the championship this time. In fact, if he didn't win the championship, I would be a little uneasy. After all, Lao Hu chose him to our second group Come on, it turned out to be quite miserable for him. Although he and Lao Hu are brothers, now Lao Hu is our teammate, so he is also his competitor."

Hu Xiaotian smiled and said, "Have you ever thought that if you can't win this championship, it's actually because the netizens are maliciously backstabbing you and deliberately not voting for you?"

Wu Hu burst out laughing immediately, "How could I think so? Everyone has the right to choose freely! Whom they want to vote for, isn't that their freedom? I'm not a banknote, so how can I be liked by everyone? Me? Even if it is banknotes, there may be some strange people who are not interested in money, and there may be some who have never touched money!"

Seeing that Wu Hu had lost his mind, Hu Xiaotian smiled and said, "No, no, this is actually not the case. I have some screenshots of bullet screens posted by netizens during the live broadcast, and read them to you!"

Wu Hu knew that the other party must have something bad to say, so he got up and shook his head, "Don't listen, don't listen, you bastard chant the scriptures!" Then he got up with a bowl of fish soup and sat down by the stone table in the courtyard. The teammates saw Wu Hu couldn't help laughing at this appearance.

Although the members of the other groups didn't see Wu Hu's movements, they heard Wu Hu's voice of "Wang Ba chant the scriptures", and their smiles couldn't hold back immediately.

Seeing Wu Hu's evasive appearance, a group of netizens couldn't help laughing, "Did Fat Hu have a premonition of something bad? So he got up and ran away."

"This is the most self-willed guest I've ever seen, Fat Tiger, he's interviewing!"

"I said before that I could understand Tang Yu Xiaobao winning the championship, but now, I really can't accept it! Haha... It really is Fat Tiger, and there is no truth in his mouth!"

"I don't care about the rest, Tian Tian, ​​hurry up and let Fat Bao sing! The song "You Can't Beat Me!" has no melody yet! Hurry up!"

"Seek together, seek together...""

"Haha. You are devils! While stabbing Fat Tiger on the back here, you want Fat Tiger to sing to you, there is no such thing as a bully."

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Seeing Wu Hu like this, Zhan Langjing smiled and said: "Host, read it first, let's listen and see if we need to tell him."

In fact, the distance is not very far, with Wu Hu's ear strength, he can hear them completely.So, Hu Xiaotian began to read the manuscript.

"It's not because Fat Tiger is not good enough, it's because my husband is too pitiful. My husband who was bullied by Lao Hu desperately needs our comfort!"

"I don't do it for anyone, but Fat Tiger dared to ask my wife to pinch his shoulders. I will never make it easier for him! Shameless fat thief, take a righteous backstab from me!"

"Agreed! I can't bear it! My wife Mina actually smiled at him, damn it!"

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Listening to the speeches of these netizens read by Hu Xiaotian, all the contestants couldn't help laughing, and the players in each group burst into laughter one after another from the walkie-talkie.

"I never thought that Fat Tiger would become a public enemy one day!" Wang Baobao said with a smile, "Fat Tiger, what the hell have you done? Even the netizens will unite to boycott you. Be your champion!"

Wu Hu hugged the big bowl, raised his head and sighed: "Maybe it's because we have won too many championships! There is no way! People who are not jealous are mediocre. Who told me that I am so outstanding? Like a firefly in the dark, yes So bright, so outstanding..." "

Seeing that he started boasting again, everyone couldn't hold back and laughed.After a pause, Wu Hu said again: "Besides, I suspect that Tian Tian you are scolding me on purpose, why did you pick those barrages that scolded me to read, I don't believe that there are no supporters for me."

Hu Xiaotian said with a smile: "Of course there are people who support you, otherwise you wouldn't be able to get the second place, but in contrast, this time, the audience and netizens didn't let you win the championship. You were stabbed in the back by your fans, they said This act is "a backstab of justice, what does this mean?"

Brother Dawei laughed and said, "Fat Tiger, you said how unpopular you are! I've played the villain all day, and I'm probably better than you."

What else can Wu Hu say about this?
If he is targeted by the program group, then he can still find ways to attack the program group.

But this is a backstab from the fans! Can you still accuse these fans of being unreasonable and playing backstab? Can't you afford it? Little spicy chicken!
With those "irrational" fans, can the truth make sense?
Wu Hu was skeptical, so he asked: "Tiantian host, what reward is the runner-up?"

Hu Xiaotian said: "You can call me Xiaotian, or Brother Tian, ​​please don't add a host after that, it sounds like I'm a monk somewhere."

After joking, Hu Xiaotian said again: "Yes, ten catties of supplies for the champion, eight catties of supplies for the runner-up, five catties for the third runner-up, and no rewards for the remaining three."

In the past, the last three would send two catties of supplies as a consolation, but now, this consolation prize is gone.It can be seen that the program group has gradually begun to get serious.

In fact, speaking of it, it is really time to get serious. After all, it has been one and a half months, forty-five or six days. If they just hold on, they can break through fifty days.

Let's look at the current expressions of the members of each group! Although some are not very good, overall, they are much better than those of players who live alone in the wilderness.

It can be seen that their desert island survival show is really not very difficult.

It is estimated that those masters who often challenge the wilderness will not be able to help but laugh when they see the clumsy survival behavior of most of the contestants in the show! What is this!
Hearing this answer, the contestants in group [-] suddenly felt an invisible pressure enveloping them. Is the program group finally going to get serious?
Just when everyone was guessing, Hu Xiaotian said: "While everyone is here now, let me reveal to you that next week is wrong. This weekend, the activity is a competition between groups to learn various survival skills. You can master them in advance. skilled.….…"

When everyone heard the words, they couldn't help but fell silent with some doubts.

Today is Monday, five days before the weekend

God, tell everyone now, isn't this intentionally making people sleepless and thinking about it every day?
If you think too much, it's easy to be dazed!
Intuition tells everyone that the program group probably has no good intentions! After all, the program group has cheated everyone a lot.

"By the way, Fat Tiger, netizens have another request. I want to hear you sing the song "You Can't Beat Me!", and find a chance to sing it for everyone!" Hu Xiaotian said again.

As soon as Wu Hu heard it, he hummed immediately, "You stabbed me in the back, and you still want me to sing, do you think I'm easy to bully? Or do you think I'm stupid and naive?"

Hu Xiaotian coughed lightly and said, "Is there a possibility that the person who wants to hear you sing this song is actually a netizen who voted for you?"

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Seeing Wu Hu's speechless appearance, the netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter. "Tiantian, well done!"

"Finally, Fat Tiger is speechless, beautiful!"

"Is there a possibility, maybe what Tian Tian said is true?" "Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

……

Wu Hu coughed lightly, and said, "I know! But singing this song requires a good mood, and I can't sing it right now! Let's sing it again later!"

After the "group chat" was over, everyone in the second group of shelters looked at each other, and finally looked at Wu Hu who was surrounded by stone tables in the courtyard.

Then Zhan Langjing came out with a big bowl, took off his slippers, and stepped on the stone bench next to him with his bare feet, "Fat Tiger, what do you think of that activity?"

Others followed, but not as boldly as Zhan Langjing.

Milk Tea Lun asked curiously: "You wrote a new song again? What new song? How about singing a few lines first to listen?"

Wu Hu coughed lightly, and said: "Leave the singing aside, I'm not in the right mood to sing that song right now. As for the event, the program team probably wants everyone to practice survival skills, so that during the competition, everyone won't lose sight of it." The scene was too ugly."

After a pause, he continued: "Of course, it is also possible that we hope to use this to make everyone nervous, accelerate the loss of physical energy, and cause the state to decline."

When everyone heard this, they nodded slightly, approving Wu Hu's deduction.

Sister Tie Tie said: "I don't know if the competition will be based on a lottery, or whether we will assign players to play. If it is a lottery, it will only depend on luck."

Lao Hu said: "Since it is for us to be proficient in skills, it should be for us to directly compare our strengths. Otherwise, if we are unlucky, what good is the skill even if we are proficient?"

Wu Hu said: "No matter what the program group reminds us, we should still eat and drink, so as not to change. Believe me, the program group will definitely not give us any more good things. Whether we can win the championship or not What’s the matter? We don’t need food for the time being, if it’s not enough, we can continue to destroy the few remaining banana trees.”

Mina said: "Brother Hu, what should we do after the disaster is over the core of the banana tree? There are not many banana trees left!"

"Don't be afraid, there is still jackfruit! If it doesn't work, we can still exchange it with fish. If we can catch a big fish, we can exchange it with fish heads and fish bones. It's no problem at all."

"..."

In the live broadcast room, the netizens were also speechless for a while, "Fat Tiger is planning to be inappropriate again!" "In exchange for fish heads and fish bones, will the default be fish meat or shellfish?"

"Fat Tiger is trying to find a way to take advantage of the program group again, haha..."

"I guess the program team will not accept his inappropriate proposal. If you want to change it, you have to change it to a whole fish, or you will be taken advantage of?"
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