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Chapter 527 She's Stupid, Are You Still Funny?

Although there is only a little salt and nothing else for seasoning, the original meaty aroma of barbecue still has infinite temptation for those who are hungry.

Wu Hu silently chewed the hind legs of the squirrel, feeling that he could chew a ray of rosin from the crispy and tender roast meat.

There are no other condiments, but salt is provided by the program group, so as to prevent the contestants from being eliminated prematurely due to physical abnormalities due to lack of salt.

After all, this is a star survival show, the star comes first, and the survival comes later.

After that, Wu Hu tasted two low-quality wild blueberries with a bit of sweetness, then took out the communicator, and began to operate on the narrow interface of the communicator.

Qin Xiaohai asked cautiously: "Fat Tiger, why don't you try our luck?"

He felt that Wu Hu's luck was really bad. He was the first to draw lots, and he was able to draw No. 18 in Hell.If he is asked to draw a lottery again, what will happen if a woman who is powerless is drawn?Isn't that continuing to increase the difficulty for them!
While manipulating the interface, Wu Hu said, "You have to believe in the law of infinity, I can even get the lottery number 18 in hell, what else can't be drawn?"

In the live broadcast room, a group of netizens laughed and complained about Wu Hu.

Qin Xiaohai looked at Zhao Hui, hoping that the fat chef could stop Wu Hu's impulsive behavior.

Fat Chef Zhao Hui twitched his lips, turned around and held a wooden stick, whistling while digging soil to bury the campfire, so as not to accidentally cause a forest fire.

At this time, Wu Hu had already taken out the three small lucky stones, and blew on the small lucky stones, holding them up in front of his forehead, "Bless the gods and Buddhas, please give me a strong labor!"

As he said that, he didn't care about Qin Xiaohai's tangled look at all, and directly pressed his thumb to the lottery button on the interface, and then the roulette in the interface started to spin.

Although the little lucky stone is sometimes unreliable, Wu Hu doesn't believe in Qin Xiaohai's luck even more.At least I still have a little lucky stone to cheat, they can't even cheat.

There are 150 grids on the roulette, each grid is marked with a number, click on the number, and you can see the information of the star represented by the number.

In addition, there are two interfaces, one is the tool lottery interface, and the other is the material lottery interface.In addition to communication, this communicator only has this function.

But because the interface is too narrow, Wu Hu's fingers can't touch it at all, so he simply doesn't look at the stars represented by those numbers, let's draw who is who!
At this time, some netizens in his live broadcast room were already complaining.

"Did Fat Tiger forget that he is in a foreign country! How can the hands of the gods and Buddhas of the heavens reach abroad so easily? Don't negotiate with foreign gods..."

"Hahaha...brother, you understand the system."

"Why Tiger doesn't ask God, what kind of gods are the gods and Buddhas?" Some foreign friends randomly entered the live broadcast room of Zhonghua.

"That is the greatest god of our flower growers, he is omnipotent..."

"Our God is omnipotent..."

In the live broadcast room, when two netizens were discussing the gods intensely, Wu Hu's lottery draw was over.Wu Hu got the No. 8 lottery, which seemed auspicious.

Then the No. 8 lottery will appear on the interface, click on it and you will see the information of the drawn star.

Then, Wu Hu burst out laughing, and handed the communicator to Qin Xiaohai, "I'm just asking you if you accept it or not? I'm right about the law of negativity! Big Fat Shark, hurry up and help!"

As he spoke, Wu Hu kissed the three little lucky stones in his hand, "Thank you gods and Buddhas!"

Big Fat Shark, who was watching the live broadcast, held his head, "Oh NO! Why me?"

He knew that he would definitely help build the shelter in the past, so the best result was that after these people built the shelter, he could go and enjoy the benefits.

Fortunately, there is no one else around him at this time, otherwise he would probably be complained about. How dare you say such selfish words?
To take people's money, you have to perform well.

Qin Xiaohai coughed lightly, he had no choice but to be pretended by Fat Tiger again.

In the live broadcast room, many fans who wanted to have fun felt a little regretful at this time, because Wu Hu really won the grand prize!Among so many stars, in terms of strength, how many can compare with the big fat shark?It's just that the big fat shark is so fat, its physical strength is probably not good enough.

"Actually, the best strong laborers should be Dwayne Johnson, the Mediterranean hunk, and the giant Kari. They are not as fat as the big fat shark, and their physical strength must be much stronger than the big fat shark."

"Indeed, Big Fat Shark had already let himself go before retiring. Now that he has retired for more than a year, how can he still have such good physical strength!"

In the live broadcast room, a bunch of knowledgeable kings made post-analysis there, and felt that Wu Hu's luck was still not at its best, after all, Big Fat Shark was not the best choice.

Wu Hu didn't care about these things. After all, he was the captain, and it was very rare to have the opportunity to make Big Fat Shark work as a coolie and use him as a donkey for the production team.

Putting away the communicator, Wu Hu got up and picked up his backpack, "Let's go! Let's build a simple shelter first, and we may be hungry at night, so be mentally prepared."

Both Qin Xiaohai and Zhao Hui nodded to express their understanding.

After all, not everyone is lucky enough to meet their prey as soon as they arrive.

Of course, they didn't know that there were not many teams that were luckier than them.

At least the starving team caught fish in that lake.After knowing that there are lakes in their competition area, they chose fishing rods, bows and arrows, so they did not choose tarps.But right now, their team is the funniest, with enough food.

The three of them started on the road together, but they were not as fast as Wu Hu before, so when they arrived at the place Wu Hu had chosen before, more than half an hour had passed.

However, none of them had a watch in their hands, and they didn't know the exact time. They could only roughly judge the current time from the position of the sun in the sky.

Wu Hu threw down his backpack, took an ax and a saw, and pointed to the small mountain depression, "This will be our next residence. It's close to the water source, and it's convenient to get water..."

Zhao Hui asked: "There is a water pool there, will any animals come to drink water?"

Wu Hu laughed and said, "I wish animals would come to drink water! But this stream passes through the forest, and water can be drunk everywhere, so there is no need to worry about it."

Qin Xiaohai nodded and said, "I'll look around to see if I can find some wild fruits or wild fungi. If it's not possible, let's eat some bark."

Wu Hu said with a smile: "If you can eat that thing, then eat it!"

Qin Xiaohai laughed when he heard the words: "Eating bark is not eating the rough outer skin, but eating the inner cambium, the thin layer, some are green, some are white, birch bark, Spruce bark is edible. Of course, eating bark is the last resort. If you are really hungry and can't find other food..."

Wu Hu waved his hand, "Go!" Then he looked at Zhao Hui, "Old Zhao, go and boil some water first! You will definitely be thirsty in a while."

"Okay!" Zhao Hui put down his back and carried the black pot to the stone stove by the stream.

When Wu Hu was cutting down a few spruce trees in the small mountain depression, Big Fat Shark carried a huge backpack, got on a helicopter, and rushed towards Wu Hu and the others.

Originally, he thought he could spend a few more days in Baima City!I didn't expect to be drawn by that damn Tiger on the first day.

Gonna be leaving before I can say hello to the hot girls of the city.

The big fat shark who left with regret had a serious face. When he was wearing the camera equipment prepared for him by the program crew, this guy immediately changed into a hip-hop expression.

"Hahaha... Hello everyone, I am your dear big shark, and I am here to help Tiger. It turns out that he can't do without me! If I were there, the moose and those little wolf cubs would have been It has become our food. That's right! I can't wait! Look at my muscles, I can fight a giant bear..."

Big Fat Shark is also the one who brags and doesn't write drafts, being funny is an instinct in his genes.

Although he knew that he was bragging, but thinking of his terrifying big man, it seemed that he could indeed fight a giant bear!As long as he is not afraid of death.

When the big fat shark came to the place where Wu Hu and the others got off the plane in the morning, after the pilot left him and left, he was a little dumbfounded, "Water? You just throw me here? How can I meet Tiger and the others?" ?”

In the live broadcast room, although everyone couldn't see the shocked black face of Big Fat Shark, they couldn't help laughing out loud when they heard his voice.

Before, he was coaxing and wanted to fight the giant bear, but now he was asked to go to Wu Hu's residence alone, and he became a Muggle.

The contrast between before and after made his fans really unable to hold back.

At this time, the voice of the deputy director Ren Ke also came from Wu Hu's communicator. This guy has been in this program group for four years and still has no plans to move.

"Group 18, please pay attention, your new team members have arrived at the landing point. I repeat, your new team members have arrived at the landing point..."

Wu Hu, who was undressing the spruce tree and thinking about using the bark to make some bark bowls for drinking water, couldn't help being stunned, "You don't want me to greet you if you don't send people?"

The same reaction as Big Fat Shark made the audience in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.

Zhao Hui, who had already boiled the water and was helping Jumu, said, "Brother Hu, why don't I pick him up! You are strong, so you can work faster."

Wu Hu shook his head and said, "I'll go! I won't run into any beasts, and it will be troublesome. You stay here, and if you find something wrong, immediately tree it."

Beside them, there was already a poplar tree that Wu Hu tied several crossbars to the trunk, so that they could quickly climb up the tree to avoid danger when something happened.

Wu Hu inserted the dozens of wooden sticks into his trouser pockets. The thickened military overalls were very strong, and the wooden sticks would not easily pierce the pockets.

Then he tied the four short spears together and tied them to his back, holding the two-meter-long spear in his hand, and set off directly.

By the way, he shouted to Qin Xiaohai, who was looking for something carefully in the distance: "Brother Hai, I'm going to pick up that big fat shark. Be careful yourself."

Qin Xiaohai came back to his senses, stood up and said with a smile: "Okay! You also pay attention to safety, don't worry about dinner tonight, I found some edible wild morels..."

Hearing that there are wild mushrooms, Wu Hu couldn't help being happy, "It would be great if we could meet grouse."

Otherwise, Wu Hu identified the next direction and started on the road.

At this time, Big Fat Shark was also on the road, but his sense of direction was not so strong. He used the method of continuing to walk along the road that Wu Hu and the others walked in the morning, advanced into the forest, found the stream, and then walked along the stream. Flow down to find.

This method is stupid, but very practical.

It's just that in this way, his route completely missed Wu Hu's route.

In the live broadcast room, some viewers danced back and forth between the two live broadcast rooms, enjoying themselves, as if they were watching the fun.

Wu Hu actually thought of this possibility, but he didn't think it mattered. He just took this opportunity to wander around to see if he could meet any wild animals.

It would be best if you could come across a grouse or a hare, or a porcupine if you had one.

As for whether the big fat shark will encounter any danger, Wu Hu is not too worried. After all, the big fat shark is so big and powerful that ordinary beasts really can't do anything to him.

With these longings in mind, Wu Hu moved quickly towards his destination, watching all directions with his eyes and listening to all directions.The audience in the live broadcast room complained again, feeling that the camera was shaking badly.

Just when everyone was complaining, Wu Hu had already pulled out a wooden stick, raised his hand and threw it out, and then saw Wu Hu change direction.

When he stopped, everyone realized that this guy actually shot another squirrel while running.The squirrel that fell from the tree after being impaled by a wooden stick was not completely dead at this moment, but was convulsing there, Wu Hu resolutely stepped forward to send it back to the west.

In the live broadcast room, the screen was already filled with 'shit'.

"Fat Tiger is too awesome! This is mobile shooting!"

"Sure enough, no matter where you throw Fat Tiger, you don't have to worry about him starving to death."

"Is this kicking you to death on an empty stomach? I just saw him shake his hand..."

Some foreign friends randomly entered the planting flower live broadcast room.

"Yes! This is a hidden weapon in the legend of our flower growers. If you practice it so well, you can hurt people by picking leaves and flying flowers..."

"..."

"Don't understand? It's the realm where leaves and petals can hurt people."

"Although I don't understand it very well, it feels so powerful! Are there many flower growers who have such an empty stomach?"

"Not a lot. Asking Fat Tiger should make it clearer."

Some people couldn't stand it and said: "He is stupid, why are you still teasing him?"

"Hahaha……"

……

Wu Hu picked up the squirrel, tied it around his waist with straw vines, and continued on the road, saying: "It seems that I guessed right, that big fat shark should have been looking for it along our morning road. This Idiot, is the sense of space so bad?"

Hearing Wu Hu complain about the big fat shark, the netizens not only showed no sympathy, but laughed out loud.

On the other side, Big Fat Shark wiped his sweat and complained silently in his heart, but it wasn't Wu Hu who complained, but the program group, who actually left him alone and left.

His big shark is a superstar!
At this moment, there was a sudden noise in front of him, which scared the big fat shark into a shiver.

The camera swiped in the direction of the noise, and saw an animal covered in thorns arching under a bush.

"What's that? A hedgehog?" Big Fat Shark asked, turned his head and looked around, ready to find some weapons like stones, and dealt with this unknown creature.

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