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Chapter 54 Didn't you see that I'm all bald?

Chapter 54 Didn't you see that I'm all bald?
When the audience in the live broadcast room heard the conversation between the two, they were a little confused at first.

Until the audience reacted and knew who this Miao Jiang stick king was, they almost didn't laugh like crazy.Especially when they saw Zhan Langjing's unbelievable face and said, "Why are you so fat?", many people directly sprayed Bing Kuo Luo on the screen.

Although fans of Zhanlangjing knew that Zhanlangjing was going to perform duels with Wu Hu, they didn't know that the two would come up with such a line, and they immediately found it interesting.

"What are you talking about?" Wu Huhu glared, and shouted: "Boy, when my brother kindly let you go, it's fine if you don't want to be grateful, but you dare to hurt people with your words, what a stick!"

So, the two played stick skills on the stage.

The two of you come and go, the fight is really good, it is much more interesting than performing as a human.

In the first part of the performance, Zhan Langjing was forced to panic by Wu Hu's stick technique, and Zhan Langjing's stick was also interrupted by Wu Hu.

Wu Hu took the stick proudly, "Boy, you haven't made much progress in these years!"

Zhan Langjing looked at the fracture of the stick, and found that the fracture was not smooth and full of broken stubble. At this time, he was also a little scared, because props were needed to cooperate here.

But now, he hadn't even unscrewed the turnbuckle in the middle of the long stick, and Wu Hu broke the place with a stick, making his hands a little numb.

Wu Hu was also a little embarrassed, he didn't hold back his strength just now, it was a bit heavier, but fortunately he didn't hit someone, otherwise Zhan Langjing might have been out of the game early.

Although some funny scenes are missing, the effect of the program is directly full.

Zhan Langjing only glanced at it, then collected his mind, and continued to perform, shaking the hand holding the stick, and muttered in his mouth: "People are getting fatter, and their strength has also become stronger!"

Then he put on the posture of a Tai Chi stick, paying tribute to the classic scenes he once performed.

"Fat senior, the battle is not over yet!"

"My boy, do you still dare to say that I am fat? If it weren't for the fact that as the country grows stronger and people's living standards improve, I also keep pace with the times and eat better than before. Would I have become like this?"

With that said, he picked up the long stick and continued to attack.

The audience in the live broadcast room, listening to the terrible lines, thought of the unbelievably thin Miao Jiang stick king, and immediately couldn't help but be overjoyed.

The show in the live broadcast room is still going on, and Wu Hu needs to cooperate with Zhan Langjing for this part of the performance, so he can only hold back his strength and cooperate with Zhan Langjing's stick.

And his performance was also vivid. In the end, the broken stubble gently scraped his hand, and the skin was torn. He threw the stick directly, "Boy, you won!"

"senior……"

"Didn't you see that I'm bald? Are you still beating me?"

As he spoke, he also raised his index finger. If the wound on it was not treated in time, it would soon be sealed.

The audience who saw this burst into laughter.

This is the current entertainment industry, and the performance of those little fresh meats in the later generations when they are injured on the set has not yet appeared on a large scale, otherwise it is estimated that they will laugh even more crazily.

"Damn! He is the King of Miaojiang sticks! How can he be full of the taste of the Northeast!"

"Perhaps after King Cudgel returned to seclusion, he went to the corner of the Northeast to hang out."

"Haha... This fat man has a great talent for being funny! You can make comedy movies now."

The celebrities at the scene also applauded at this time. Firstly, they thought the show was very interesting, and secondly, they also felt that Wu Hu, a fat man, was a little outrageous.

Especially for those who practice martial arts, as soon as the expert makes a move, he will know if there is one.

Now they all understand why Zhan Langjing wants to encourage them to join hands with Wu Hu, it's all because they want to see their jokes!
They could all see that Zhan Langjing must have suffered at the hands of this fat tiger.

In fact, judging from the on-site duel practice, the first performance is the true portrayal.In the second part of the performance, Fat Tiger was obviously holding back and beating.

After the performance of the two, the amateur sister Mina came on stage and danced a grassland folk dance.

I can't say how enthusiastic the response was, but Mina's face was well received.

Then came Sister Cai. Sister Cai's bodybuilding program was not as embarrassing as Wu Hu imagined. Instead, the response was enthusiastic, and there were many whistles on the scene.

The whistler was none other than Zeng Xiaoxian.

With Zeng Xiaoxian taking the lead to make fun of it, the scene became even more lively.

Sister Cai's figure is not as exaggerated as that of a bodybuilder, but her muscular lines are indeed very beautiful, which is relatively rare among women.

The wolf friends in the live broadcast room were all screaming with excitement.If it was really a women's bodybuilding competition, they would not be very interested.

After all, there are not too many men who like women with strong muscles, and most men still like women's femininity.

But the muscle lines on Sister Cai's body are just right, which is a plus.

Seeing the reaction at the scene, Wu Hu was silently relieved. The link where he thought he would lose points was now more assured.

Perhaps, although there is one less person in their group, the final result should not be too bad.

Sister Cai's show ended, and Sister Hammer came on stage and performed a dance.Sister Hammer performed the classical flying dance.Originally, Wu Hu thought that it must be very nice to have Sister Mina dance like this.It turned out that Mina's sister had never learned this kind of dance.

It is definitely unrealistic for Sister Mina to learn this right away.

Sister Tie Hammer has obviously learned it before. Although she doesn't have any special clothes, her soft figure fully demonstrates the beauty of this dance.

But Wu Hu still thinks Sister Tie Hammer wears a cheongsam more attractive.

As soon as the dance was over, there was warm applause at the scene. Sister Hammer came back panting, with the corners of her lips slightly raised, looking relieved.

"Beautiful!" Wu Hu gave her a thumbs up, and the others were also applauding her.

"Qi Qian, do you or Lao Hu go first?" Wu Hu turned his head and asked.

Now there are only three of them in the second group who haven't performed their individual performances yet.

Ya Huazi said: "I'll go up first! Then Lao Hu will go up again, maybe you go up and sing one song later, and the program group will ask you to sing another one!"

Watching Ya Huazi come on stage, Wu Hu sat down, took a sip of Bing Kuo Luo, and sighed softly: "Suddenly you become a big shot at the finale, and the pressure is suddenly great, what should I do?"

Seeing him enter the daily bragging state, everyone was a little speechless.

Old Hu laughed and said: "Since you are under so much pressure, why don't you replace me as the finale? I don't mind, I can handle the pressure well!"

Wu Hu shook his head without even thinking about it, "Forget it, your fans can probably guess what song you want to sing, if I go first, everyone will have no sense of expectation."

"I don't agree with this. What do you mean I don't have any sense of expectation when I go first?" Lao Hu retorted: "Do I still have fewer fans than you?"

"Compare me to fans, aren't you bullying honest people!"

The two bickered silently underneath, and Yahuazi had already started to perform.

Sure enough, her performance is still singing and dancing, or her song "Palpitations".

Looking at Yahuazi singing and dancing, Wu Hu shook his head silently in his heart, Yahuazi is really not suitable for singing and dancing rap!He is obviously very fairy, but suddenly he twisted his willow waist, his dog's eyes were about to be blinded, goose bumps all over his body, ruining the atmosphere, hey!

In the end, Yahuazi's performance was quite satisfactory. Everyone guessed it, and there was no sense of expectation, except for her fans.

After Yahuazi came down, Lao Hu came up, and it was the song "Xiaoyaotan", as his fans had already guessed.

One thing Wu Hu said was right, the audience in the studio, apart from Lao Hu's fans, were still looking forward to Wu Hu's show.

It can only be said that the audience loves the new and dislikes the old.

(End of this chapter)

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