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Chapter 977 Fat Tiger just live broadcasted eating shit, you missed the wonderful moment

Chapter 977 Fat Tiger just live broadcasted eating shit, you missed the wonderful moment

Seeing the irritable comments made by the irritable fans, Wu Hu chose to ignore them without hesitation.Mainly because there are not enough people coming to watch the live broadcast now, and the broadcast only lasts for more than ten minutes, and the number of people has just exceeded [-] million.

Such popularity is already terrifying to other celebrities.Even if Yahuazi went to live broadcast, it would be impossible to achieve his speed.

After all, Wu Hu's fan base is much larger than that of Yahuazi. There are not only movie fans, but also fans, boxing fans, fans, and even money fans who admire his status as the richest man.

When these auras blessed him, the reaction was self-evident.

"Fat Tiger, stop trying to make fun of everyone, be happy and tell the truth!"

"Huh? It's really Fat Tiger! I thought who was cosplaying Fat Tiger!"

"What's going on? Why did Fat Tiger start a live broadcast? There was no warning!"

"Fat Tiger, you won't be like Uncle Pan and be reduced to live streaming, right? Hahaha..."

I don’t know if this guy is laughing at Uncle Pan’s experience, or if he thinks his own joke is funny.

Then someone said: "Don't underestimate the live streaming industry! The money some leading anchors make in a year is no less than the profits of listed companies."

"Before Double Eleven, the head anchor at Ahri was so weird. Didn't he say that the daily turnover was more than 50 small targets?"

"More than 50 small goals? If calculated based on a 10% return rate, that's the income of five small goals! Damn! Did you make money directly like this?"

"10% yield? How much do you despise the profit margin here!"

"That is, if they sell something for a few yuan for 79, there will still be many people buying it. Think about the terrifying profit margin!"

Originally we were still discussing Wu Hu, but the building quickly fell apart.

Then some anchors jumped up and said they were not as awesome as they said.

I don’t know who said, “The building is crooked, the building is crooked, we are here to denounce Fat Hu, not to talk about other people’s faults!”

"That's right, Fat Tiger, say something, don't pretend to be dead!"

"Since you don't want to see magic, then I won't perform!" Wu Hu petted the fairy cat Beibei and saw that the number of people in the live broadcast room had reached 500 million, so he laughed and said: "I won't tease you anymore. , in fact, I just don’t plan to cooperate with them anymore.”

"What do you mean? Don't cooperate with those record companies?"

"Fat Tiger, did you break up with Warner? Did they not give you enough?"

"Then there's no new song coming out? Fat Tiger, please give me a happy word!"

"Curious! Fat Tiger, why don't you cooperate with them? Aren't you satisfied with the signing fee they gave you? I heard that Sony is willing to offer three small goals!"

"Uh! Real or fake? Three small goals, Fat Tiger is still not satisfied?"

"Just three small goals for the signing fee? It's more sincere than Warner Records!"

"Sony is the company of Xiaori...Little Footpot! Isn't it normal for Fat Tiger not to sign? Knocking down Little Footpot is a historical mission that we flower growers cannot forget!"

Faced with doubts from netizens, Wu Hu smiled and said: "It's not because of these reasons. The main reason is that I am already the richest man in flower farming, and then I sign such restrictive contracts with other companies for money to constrain my freedom." , It’s really a bit embarrassing for our richest flower farmer. Everyone knows that I have always been a shameless person..."

"Well done to Fat Tiger. You really can't cooperate with Little Foot Basin. You must remember the blood feud!"

"I was shocked. I thought you, Fat Tiger, were going to quit the music scene completely!"

"Hahaha... This is the first time I heard that Fat Tiger actually wants to be shameless!"

"Although Fat Tiger has never been very shameless, I support his shameless behavior this time!"

"Support +1. Normally Fat Tiger is just shameless. But when it comes to matters like right and wrong, you really can't be shameless. People will poke you in the back."

"I guess if Fat Tiger signs a contract with Sony, Fat Tiger's father will draw seven wolves!"

"You should take out your slippers..."

"Hahaha……"

Seeing that the netizens were getting more and more outrageous, Wu Hu quickly interrupted with a cough, "Don't make blind assumptions. I am a person who loves nuclear weapons and have always been kind to others. I think that in the future, I can hold concerts by Xin. World Media cooperates with local organizations, and then I can open as many shows as I want, as many times as I want, and I don’t have to be in such a hurry.”

Although from the bottom of his heart, Wu Hu does hate the little feet, but now he is the richest man and an international superstar, and he still has to make money from the little feet!Therefore, it is necessary to maintain a superficial politeness, otherwise, forget about the ticket warehouse over the footbath.

Someone who is more knowledgeable asked directly: "But Fat Tiger, if you don't cooperate with those record companies, if you release a new album, how will it be sold around the world?"

"Didn't Fat Tiger say there would be no album? Don't you still think about it?"

"Ah! Fat Tiger, you won't really stop releasing albums, will you? You don't have to release a brand new album, then you can release a collector's edition for our collection!"

Wu Hu shook his head and said: "I don't think there is much need for physical albums, because basically no one uses CD players anymore..."

"No! I'm still using it!"

"Yes! I use it too! And I collect it! Collection, do you understand?"

"Ah! I just came here, what happened? It's a real fat tiger! It's strange!"

"Brother, you are late. Fat Tiger just live broadcasted eating shit. You missed the wonderful moment!"

"Hahaha……"

"Hahaha...+1!"

"Ah? Really fake?"

"..."

Wu Hu was speechless, "Who is that? That's too much! It's okay to joke, but don't make such disgusting, tasteless jokes! If someone believes it, is curious, and actually runs to taste that thing, what exactly is it? Whose fault?"

"Hahaha... There can't be such a stupid person!"

"Don't say it! There really is such a person. Didn't someone on Slow Foot live broadcast eating shit before? You have to know that the world is so big, there are all kinds of strange birds!"

"Let's stop this topic!" Wu Hu quickly stopped him, "We just had dinner not long ago! I'm afraid I won't be able to adapt to my physical condition for a while. Okay, now that I've said both things, do you still have any questions you want to ask? If not, , then I’ll leave.”

"No, Fat Tiger, why don't you start the live broadcast? It's only been a few minutes! Do you want to leave?"

"No, Fat Tiger, I just came here, you can't do this!"

"Fat Tiger, since you asked us to ask, please explain the principle of rubbing the paper ball! Is it really caused by Tai Chi's winding silk power? You are not really a martial arts master!"

"Ah! That's right. In addition, please explain your current relationship with Yahuazi and Tietie!"

"Yes, and Mina, my goddess, did you also bring disaster to her?"

"Also, what happened to your illegitimate child?"

"..."

Wu Hu blinked his eyes, "Ah! There are so many questions, I'm blinded!"

After a pause, he said: "That great master of martial arts, I'm not bragging to you..." "It's just a moment, Fat Tiger is going to show off!"

"What a familiar mantra. If I'm not bragging to you = I'm bragging to you!"

After some pretense, Wu Hu simply said: "How about I just sing a song for everyone! A song that I have never sung in front of you."

"Fat Tiger, there's no use pretending to be dead!"

"That's right! You are too unmanly to think about him."

"That's right! As a man, you must dare to do what you dare!"

"Sissi, have you seen this? This is the man you like. He doesn't even dare to express his love to you and me in public. He has no sense of responsibility as a man. What's the use of it?"

"Why don't you give it to me! I don't mind it!"

"Damn! Are you still listening to the song? If Fat Tiger just shuts down the broadcast, who's to blame?"

"That's right! Fat Tiger, you sing first, we'll talk about the rest later!"

The live broadcast room was very happy, and there were many new people joining. Many people were asking whether it was true that Fat Tiger's decision not to cooperate with other record companies does not mean that he would not continue to release new songs.
Originally, someone had posted on Weibo about Wu Hu's launch and clarification that he would not sign contracts with other record companies, and then attracted many new netizens to watch.

Wu Hu glanced at the number of people in the room. There were already over [-] people.

So, he put the fairy cat Beibei on the ground, picked up a guitar from the sofa next to him, sat down again, and gently plucked the strings.

"Someone asked me before if I was a martial arts grand master. Here, I have to clarify something. I don't know if I am a martial arts grand master. But I feel that I have indeed reached a place that is difficult for ordinary martial arts practitioners to reach. Height, if one beats ten, there should be no problem. Of course, you can think that I am bragging!"

"Fat Tiger, do you mean the ten boxing champions?"

"That's right, if there are ten ordinary people, those boxing champions can do it too!"

"Not to mention those boxing champions, Wu Yue dares to boast that he can fight more than ten or twenty!"

"Maybe they can really do it!"

"I think one fat tiger can beat ten of me!"

"Damn! The ID upstairs must be Wolf Warrior Kyomoto Kyo!"

"Brother Jing, you are a brother, and you are giving Fat Hu too much face."

"Wow! I didn't expect you, Brother Jing, to be peeking at the screen too!"

"How many celebrities are peeking at the screen! Can you come out and show your face?"

"Hello everyone! I am your brother Leng!"

"Hello everyone! I'm Mina!"

"Hello everyone! I am the thug in a suit you are talking about! My wife is here too!"

"Hello everyone! I am the Wu Yue you call bragging..."

"Hello everyone! I'm Hua Zai!"

"Hello everyone! I'm Yoona!"

"Hello everyone! I'm Zhou Shenshen!"

"..."

When the Yishui star began to announce his family status, netizens were left in awe.

Those celebrities who are familiar with Wu Hu are easy to talk about. What does Hua Zai Ge mean?Is Liu Tianwang so free?I actually had time to come and watch Wu Hu’s live broadcast.

Wu Hu blinked at the camera, "Thank you all for coming to support me. I have nothing to repay you, so I will give you a new song that I have been writing for a while! The name of this song is "Drowning", and the melody is similar to "Hollow" It's similar, but the meaning it wants to express is different from "Hollow", so you should listen to it first."

Following the melody, Wu Hu started singing:
I advocate letting it go if you can’t stop it.
This battle between desire and despair
Yu Wen likes to visit her
Before leaving

And he turned off the light
……

When they heard this, everyone's ears stood up involuntarily. They originally thought that the song would reach its climax and the melody would become exciting. Everything was as they thought.

As a result, Wu Hu sang "Yay Ya Ya", which made the audience stunned for a while.

After babbling for a while, Wu Hu continued to sing the second verse:

I advocate letting it go if you can’t restrain yourself.
Hang on to the innocence you deserve

The ups and downs lie in joy, anger, sorrow and joy

loosened the rope

At worst, no one will ask
……

After that, there was another burst of "Ey ah ah ah", which made the audience confused. For a while, they couldn't understand these simple lyrics and the meaning of "Ey ah ah ah ah".Or is this girl actually not thinking about how to write any words?So I have to use "咿咿咿亚" to make up for it, and do it perfunctorily?
"Ah? Is this the end of singing?"

"No! Fat Tiger, can you explain what this song wants to express?"

"I don't understand it either, but I always feel it has a faint sense of style."

"It feels like there is a big gap between the lyrics of the song "Hollow"! Although "Hollow" is a dog-licking song, I have to say that the lyrics are really well written."

"Fat Tiger, to be honest, did you not think about how to write the lyrics well, so you just used a series of 'Ey-y-yyyy' to get through it?"

"I think so too, Fat Tiger, you are too perfunctory and really can't write. You can write slowly, don't be in a hurry! As long as you are willing to write."

"But it's best not to be like Milk Cha Lun, he hasn't released a new song in a long time!"

"Don't slander me casually! I have worked hard to write new songs." This is the explanation from Milk Tea Lun, but I don't know if anyone believes it.

"Fat Tiger, can you explain this song to us? This is the first time I listen to your song, and I feel like I don't understand it! I even doubt my reading comprehension ability!"

"You really need to brush up on your reading comprehension, but Fat Tiger, can you sing a little more clearly? If you don't have anything to do, why should you imitate Milk Cha Lun's vague singing style?"

"Indeed, I only heard babbling, babbling, and I didn't understand the rest at all."

Wu Hu coughed lightly, "Isn't my singing clear enough? Okay! I'll sing it again!"

So Wu Hu sang it again.

"I understand a little better this time. I don't know if my understanding is correct. Fat Tiger, do you want to express that you should be more free and easy in life? You advocate letting it go if you can't restrain yourself. If you let go, no one will ask you at worst, and then just go with it. Is it natural?”

"Although I don't understand it very well, I always feel that it has a faint sense of style."

Wu Hu smiled and said, "That's pretty much what it means. The first paragraph describes the desire and addiction to love, and the second paragraph expresses that since you can't control it, you should retain your innocence and let everything take its course! Let the rope go. , at worst, no one will ask. When applied to other things, the meaning is the same. As for the singing of '咿咿咿亚', it can be regarded as a kind of emotional catharsis! It's not like I didn't think of good words."

After all, this song was copied!

(End of this chapter)

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