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Chapter 992 Why are there so many ancestors but only one table?
Turn on the ignition, start, turn the steering wheel, press the accelerator...

Looking at Yahuazi's series of fluid and skillful operations, Wu Hu put his elbows on the edge of the car window, supported his head with his palms, and looked sideways. No matter how he looked at it, he felt that Yahuazi at this time was particularly charming and heroic. , act vigorously and resolutely.

With a focused expression and a perfect profile, no matter how you look at it, it's never enough.

As if feeling Wu Hu's burning gaze, Yahuazi couldn't help but glance at him sideways, "What for? Is there something on my face?"

"Well, there is something that makes people's hearts beat."

"Tch! Smooth talk, glib talk... you are not a good person!"

"If that's the case, then I won't say anything!"

"No! If you don't tell me, how do I know how bad you are? I have to tell you! I have to say it harder, you haven't even called me Bao yet!"

"Sissi, has anyone ever told you that when you become shameless..."

Yahuazi glanced at him sideways, with an expression that said, "You'd better reorganize the language for me." Then she looked up at the road, her movements were quite skillful.

"You look so pretty when you are so shameless!"

Hearing this, Yahuazi chuckled and said with a smile: "Damn Fat Tiger, has anyone told you that when you become shameless, it's also your fault for being shameless."

"Forget it, Bao, let's stop falling in love and killing each other."

The two people who no longer fell in love and killed each other chatted about Lao Guo's new film "The Nineteenth Generation of Ancestors", "I see you have never predicted its box office with those entertainment reporters before. Do you think this movie will fail?" Street? In fact, if you watch it as a cross talk joke, it feels okay!"

Wu Hu said with a smile: "The movie is a movie, and the cross talk jokes are cross talk jokes. I think cross talk fans like Lao Guo will like it! Ordinary viewers will probably curse after watching it."

After a pause, Wu Hu added: "Moreover, the box office of a movie is partly affected by the audience, but the real impact is the scheduling issue. I think it is a bit difficult to schedule Lao Guo's movie. There are too many blockbusters at the same time. , and he is still a personal investor, and making movies is just for fun. The theater company probably wants to sell his face, but there is nothing they can do. When other big companies sign contracts, they will definitely have film scheduling requirements. Naturally, there won’t be too many opportunities for Lao Guo.”

"Then according to your estimation, how difficult will it be?"

"If the film scheduling rate is below 3%, then it is estimated that its total box office may not exceed two small targets..."

"3%? This is too little!"

"Then why do you think I wanted to attract Star Movies when I founded New World Media? Isn't it because I wanted to take advantage of the power of other large companies so that the theaters would not embarrass us in arranging films?" Wu Hu chuckled, "These days, it's all without profit. If you don't give others a taste of the sweetness, why should they help you?"

Yahuazi nodded slightly, "Then if the filming rate is higher, wouldn't that mean..."

"It's probably not much better. As you said before, if you watch it as a cross talk joke, it's okay! But there are only those audiences who like cross talk. Once this reputation is formed, it will definitely have an impact on the attendance rate in the later period, and the attendance rate will be It will affect the film arrangement rate..."

This was an unsolvable knot. Yahuazi shook his head slightly, no longer entangled, and asked: "What are your plans for next year? It's not like you said before, you are going to have a global concert tour! There is no movie Any plans?"

Wu Hu shook his head and said: "I don't have any good ideas at the moment. Just in time, didn't you say you want a child? Let's work hard this year and try to get you pregnant with a baby."

Hearing this, Yahuazi couldn't help but let out a soft sigh.

She may sound tough, but she is actually very honest. After she returned, she began to cooperate with her. Wu Hu didn't bother to expose her. After all, she was a woman who wanted to save face.

……

A few days passed by, and soon it was New Year's Eve. Under the leadership of Wu Hudi, the children at home began to hang lanterns and paste Spring Festival couplets... The Spring Festival couplets were not bought, but written by Wu Hu himself. The guy had a good calligraphy skill in front of him.

Little Jack and Little Bajin only think, 'Dad is so awesome', while the younger and older nephews think, 'Uncle (Second Uncle) is so perverted'.

He is great at singing, can play various musical instruments, is also great at acting, and is also great at boxing and playing ball. Now he is showing great calligraphy. Isn't this a pervert?There is absolutely no way for people to survive!The pressure is too much!

As for Wu Hu's leadership method, he held little Alice and directed the older nephews and others to do these small tasks, while the younger ones just joined in to watch the fun.

Elderly people such as Wu Hu's mother, Tie Tiema, and Mei Zhuan's mother were preparing ingredients for the New Year's Eve dinner, as well as some 'special food' that would be eaten during the New Year in the north and south.

People in the north eat dumplings during the Chinese New Year, but in the south, at least in many places in Fujian Province, they don’t have this habit. Instead, they eat fried meatballs and vegetable balls.

Yahua's mother also came. Although Yahua's mother felt a little unhappy when she saw the women and children in Wu Hu's house, it had become a fact and she had nothing to do if she was unhappy.

And she couldn't hold back her temper at this time, lest others think she was out of character. After all, everyone was giving Yahua the face.

So basically, she actually accepted her fate!This young man whom she had looked down upon a few years ago was now the richest flower farmer. Who could she talk to for reason?
I don’t dare to say it, I don’t dare to say it at all. If I say it, I will definitely be blinded by people’s jokes!

Wu Hu's dad, Tie Tie's dad, Wu Hu's eldest brother, and brother-in-law were making tea and chatting about trivial matters in each other's lives. Then Wu Hu's dad persuaded Tie Tie's dad and the others to go out for a trip.Nowadays, children's careers and love are very stable. Old people like them should enjoy the happiness they deserve, and they are not short of money anyway.

If you don’t enjoy happiness when it’s time to enjoy it, and you can’t walk anymore in the future, if you want to see these great mountains and rivers, won’t you still have to embarrass those who are small?

Tie Tie's father thought it made sense, especially when Wu Hu's father said that if Tie Tie had children in the future, would they still have time and leisure to play?

As for Wu Hu's women, they played mahjong out of boredom. Swifty's mahjong addiction is quite big.Da Meili, Aunt Meizuan, Swifty, and Aiweier share a table.Yahuazi and Tietie, as well as Wu Hu's sister-in-law and sister, were at the same table.

Ronaldinho went back to his hometown to celebrate the New Year this year, so he is not here.

The whole family looked like they were having a great time.

……

In the afternoon, after lunch, Wu Hu started to make New Year's Eve dinner. The main thing was to make some dishes to worship his ancestors, and by the way, he also had to make a table of the same for Tietie's parents.

Tietie's parents have come to the capital, so they have to do ancestor worship.

On the other hand, Li Li's mother and Yahua's mother were more indifferent because they were divorced and their husband's family was still there!It is not their turn to do ancestor worship.

Fortunately, they have a large number of people, so the ingredients they prepare are enough for two or three tables. It is no problem to divide them into one table.

After worshiping the ancestors, just bring the dishes over and reheat them.

The golden cats have long been used to the idea of ​​flower growers worshiping their ancestors. They are no longer as novel as when they first saw it, but they are still quite emotional.This is different from the Western view of clan and family ties.

At the same time, it also made them understand why the flower people are so obsessed with carrying on the family line. After all, without descendants, who else will worship the ancestors?

No wonder flower growers say, "There are three types of unfilial piety, the worst of which is not having children."

Of course, Wu Hu couldn't give an answer to Swift's serious question of "Why do you have so many ancestors but only one table?"

When hearing this question, not to mention Wu Hu was a little confused, Wu Hu's father was also confused.Ever since he was young, Wu Hu’s grandfather never told him this reason!
Finally, it was the eldest nephew who said, "Maybe the elders are sitting at the table, and the younger ones can't be at the table!"

"..."

The answer is a bit abrupt, but I have to say that it seems to make sense. After all, it is like this many times.That is to say, now that everyone's living conditions have improved, juniors can open a table alone.In the past, when living conditions were poor, juniors had no choice but to stand at the corner of the table.

After ancestor worship is over, those dishes are reheated, and the New Year's Eve dinner begins.

There were three tables, two for adults and one for children.

Then Wu Hu took out some attribute potions, mainly to supplement the physical attributes of the old people so that their bodies could be healthier.

As for Wu Hu's girlfriends and several children, they are not needed at all.

Basically, the physiques of these women who have been with Wu Hu for so many years are at the peak level of human beings and are very healthy.

As for those children, their physical attributes have not yet reached the highest point they can reach. Using this now feels a bit wasteful.

On the other hand, Wu Hu, the eldest brother, sister-in-law, sister-in-law, and brother-in-law were not left behind. After all, he did not usually give them the opportunity to take supplements. He took advantage of this opportunity to give them some physical strength.

Except for the little guys, everyone else is actually familiar with these gadgets. Because they have all used them, they don’t say much and just enjoy them silently.

When the New Year's Eve dinner came to an end, the Spring Festival Gala started. If Wu Hu hadn't been drinking with his father, Dad Tietie, and his brother-in-law, the New Year's Eve dinner would have ended long ago.

The little guys were called by their mothers to take a bath and put on new clothes. They were all smiling and squealing because they knew that no matter how naughty they were, they would not get spanked in the next few days and would wait for at least three days. Let’s talk about it after the new year.

After putting on new clothes, the women began to give them red envelopes.

Naturally, they felt comfortable getting the new year's money, but within five minutes of receiving it, it was basically handed over to their mother.

Little Baljin and Little Alice were coaxed and tricked into taking away their red envelopes. They didn't even count how much money was in the red envelopes.

There are indeed countless, the number is a bit large and beyond their arithmetic range.

Little Jack also wanted to argue with reason, saying that it was the New Year's money given to him by everyone, and it was his private property, private property, and was sacred and inviolable.

But Aunt Meizuan followed the local customs and didn't give him a chance to quip, "Hey, do you want to tell Mommy how much you spend on food and clothing? Besides, Mommy is just worried about you losing your money, not wanting to take advantage of it." For your own sake, you are seven years old, don’t you still understand mommy’s good intentions? Oh, you make mommy so sad!”

"..."

The nephews and nephews were sensible and didn't resist at all, so they just handed the money to their mother because they knew they couldn't resist at all.

Historical experience tells them that their mothers have countless ways to take away their New Year's money from them. When they were young, they said they would help them save it because they were afraid that they would lose it. When they grew up, they said they were afraid that they would spend it randomly and that the children would take too much money. It’s not safe, you’ll be targeted by bad guys, etc.

In short, they have resisted for so many years, but to no avail.

The eldest nephew will be 16 years old in another night, but he still can't save it by himself, because he doesn't have an ID card yet, and he doesn't have a bank card.He estimated that even if he had an ID card and a bank card, his pocket money would definitely be stuck.

In the past, his mother would say that the family was poor and that money should not be spent carelessly. Now she would not say that she was poor, because if she did, it would be a slap in his uncle's face.

But now we have to change the habit of spending money lavishly. If my uncle has money, it is because he has the ability, not because of their ability, so the eldest nephew can only do nothing.

But something makes the eldest nephew happy. He has a new mobile phone, which was given to him by his Aunt Sissi. It is the latest product produced by Long Factory.

Although the most popular mobile phone among their students is the watch-type mobile phone, Long Factory's latest mobile phone is not comparable to the wrist-watch mobile phone.

But when giving this gift, Yahuazi said, "Chenchen, you don't want your aunt to drop your grades just because she gave you a mobile phone, and you will eventually be scolded by your uncle!"

The eldest nephew chuckled, blinked and said, "Don't worry, aunt, I will definitely work hard to get into a key high school, and I won't give my uncle a chance to scold you."

Several other little guys looked at their eldest brother with envy, because using a mobile phone was a sign of being an adult to them, and it was impossible for their family to buy them a mobile phone, even if their little nephew would be 13 years old after this night.

Seeing little Jack still arguing with his mother, the eldest nephew stepped forward and patted him on the head, "Little Jack, stop resisting, it's useless. Besides, what are you using the money for?" When you go to buy something, the boss will ask you where you got the money."

Under normal circumstances, there would not be such a conscientious boss, but these words still made little Jack lose his last resistance, because it was really useless.

In the end, I could only say bitterly: "Mommy, you are so unreasonable!"

Aunt Meizuan smiled when she heard this and said, "Then let's continue to talk about the truth."

As a result, little Jack was directly taken away by his eldest nephew. When he walked to the side, he pressed his little shoulder and whispered: "Jack, are you stupid? If you resist your mother, you will only suffer the loss. Look back." If she thinks you are too energetic and enrolls you in a cram school, what will you do? Should you go or not? "

"..."

Hearing this, little Jack's eyes couldn't help but stared, and in the end he could only say weakly: "But, I also want to treat my friends to snacks after the New Year!"

"Ha! You are so stupid. Don't you know how to bring them from home? Tell your mommy directly that you want to treat the children to snacks. Your mommy will definitely prepare snacks for you. Unless..." The eldest nephew looked at it with a smile. Little Jack, "Unless you have some secret that you can't tell."

"No, that's not possible, don't talk nonsense."

"..."

　On the last day of this month, I have the audacity to ask for a monthly ticket. The monthly ticket this month has not exceeded [-], ahem... everyone, please check if there is any stock in the ticket bank, it will be invalid after expiration!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)