Water Margin people

Chapter 1714 The Three Silly Brothers

Wu Yong did not leave in a hurry. After drinking the tea in the bowl, he started chatting with the boss again.

The boss was in a hurry to do business, so naturally he didn't want to say much to Wu Yong.

"Boss, take this as tea money!"

Wu Yong quickly took out a silver coin and stuffed it into the boss's hand. When the boss saw that it was a silver coin, he immediately smiled and handed the teapot to the waiter.

"Boss, you know that I make a living by telling fortunes. If you can reveal more, I can also make a living."

Wu Yong did not hide his purpose of deceiving people. It was impossible for the vendors on the street not to know the principles of fortune-telling. Instead of deceiving people, it was better to be straightforward.

"Sir, you are joking. There are top talents in all 360 professions. Fortune-telling has its own ways, right? I know..."

The boss smiled and told what he knew.

It turned out that a escort company passed by not long ago and had tea here. He heard some small talk, and it seemed that many people from the underworld came to Liangshan City...

Wu Yong nodded repeatedly after hearing this. This was exactly the information he wanted.

"Thank you, boss! I wish your business prospers!"

After listening to this, Wu Yong stood up with a smile and bowed to the boss.

"You're welcome, sir. Goodbye!"

The boss also smiled and bowed.

Wu Yong held a small banner in one hand and rang a copper bell with the other. His voice was low and hoarse, like the unintentional chanting of an otherworldly sage.

"Fortune telling, knowing the destiny, predicting good and bad luck. No more than three days, first come first served!"

Wu Yong went all the way to the north of the city. As expected, there were quite a few gangsters here. Although they were all wearing ordinary clothes, their sharp eyes had already betrayed them.

"Why are there so many gangsters here?"

Wu Yong was also surprised, but he remained expressionless. He held up the banner, shook the bell, and shouted as he walked forward.

"Fortune teller!"

Suddenly a sturdy man called Wu Yong. The sturdy man was sitting at a table eating, with two burly companions sitting next to him.

"This good man wants to tell fortunes, and today's three fortunes have not been sold yet!"

Wu Yong said with a smile.

"Come, tell me your fortune!"

The burly man slammed the table.

"I wonder how the good man wants to calculate it?"

Wu Yong walked over and asked with a smile.

"Is this even more important?"

The strong man looked at Wu Yong without asking any questions.

"Of course there is. This divination technique is one level of my technique, and the choice of the hero is also another level."

Wu Yong said with a smile.

"Then what do you know?"

The sturdy man looked at Wu Yong impatiently and asked.

"I am proficient in face reading, palmistry, fortune telling and tortoise shells!"

Wu Yong said complacently.

"Then let's do the fortune telling!"

The strong man said directly.

"Please give me a word, good man!"

Wu Yong said with a smile.

The sturdy man dipped his fingers in some wine and started writing on the table.

"Master of the martial arts world!"

A few crooked words appeared on the table. They were so ugly that Wu Yong wanted to vomit. Even a child who had just learned to read in school would look like this.

"Brother, great handwriting!"

"Okay, okay, this is...that..."

The two younger brothers nearby cheered, but it was obvious that they were illiterate and could not read at all, so they could not flatter him even if they wanted to.

Wu Yong just wanted to laugh when he saw this. At this moment he thought of Li Kui. That guy was so similar to the two guys in front of him. Both of them were brainless.

"Well, of course. My handwriting is famous for its powerfulness! I don't know how many people have been begging for my calligraphy!" The sturdy man boasted shamelessly.

"Fortune teller, please tell me if I am qualified to be the leader of the martial arts world. I was once the emperor, but he is the emperor now. It is time for me to give up the title of leader of the martial arts world!"

The sturdy man said this with a proud look on his face, and deliberately showed off his muscles.

"Leader of the Wulin?"

Wu Yong was about to vomit up his overnight meal. This idiot in front of him wanted to be the leader of the martial arts world. Are all the people in the martial arts world pigs?
However, Wu Yong immediately figured out some things. These people from the martial arts world gathered here probably to hold a martial arts conference to decide the new leader of the martial arts world.

"Who is so brave? The last leader of the martial arts world was your majesty, so this matter can only end here. Who dares to be the leader of the martial arts world again? Isn't this the same as putting on the dragon robe and rebelling?"

Wu Yong thought to himself.

"You count it!"

Seeing Wu Yong staring at the four words in a daze, the sturdy man urged him impatiently.

"This... this master only taught me to test one word, but you said four words. Let me take a closer look!"

Wu Yong quickly explained.

The sturdy man seemed to accept the explanation and stopped urging him.

"These four words are majestic and powerful, with the power to swallow up mountains and rivers. The hero must be very skilled and have the courage of ten thousand men..."

Wu Yong first just flattered him. After all, it wasn't a crime to say nice things, and these simple-minded people would definitely like to hear it.

"Haha, you have good vision. My elder brother is the best hero in Shu. He is invincible within a hundred miles..."

"My eldest brother is invincible..."

The two younger brothers started bragging again.

"Alas, there are so many heroes in the world. How can we know who is better without fighting each other..."

The sturdy man even pretended to be modest.

"But these four words are too sharp, I'm afraid they will drain all my energy. This is like being the leader of the martial arts world, the road ahead is bumpy, once you lose your energy, it will be very difficult..."

Wu Yong started to fool people again. As for what sharpness was, he didn't understand, and he believed that the three idiots in front of him didn't understand either. But these three guys would definitely use their imaginations to figure it out, and that was enough.

"Brother, what he said seems to make sense!"

A younger brother quickly came forward and whispered.

"roll!"

The sturdy man pushed the younger brother away angrily.

"Are you telling the truth?"

The sturdy man stared at Wu Yong and asked.

"Look, my good man..."

Wu Yong pointed at the four words that were about to disappear and explained. The three people in front of him were obviously illiterate, two illiterate and one semi-illiterate. Wu Yong's eloquence as a village school professor was enough to fool them.

"Sir, that's what you said. Is there a way to solve it? I came all the way here just to become the leader of the martial arts world!"

The sturdy man was fooled and quickly pulled Wu Yong to ask.

"It's not that there is no way, but you have to adapt to the situation. I don't know what to do before I encounter it!"

Wu Yong shook his head. He could see that these three idiots didn't know the specific situation and were just joining in the fun. In that case, why didn't he go in and find out what was going on.

"Sir, how about this? I will take care of your three daily divinations! You will be my military advisor, and when I achieve my hegemony, I will definitely not treat you unfairly!"

The sturdy man pulled Wu Yong to sit down and said.

"I wonder what your name is!"

Wu Yong asked with a smile.

"My name is Liu Da, he is Guan Er, and his name is Zhang San! The three of us brothers are out here to make a name for ourselves."

Liu Da looked at Wu Yong proudly.

"Then listen to Brother Liu!"

Wu Yong smiled and clasped his fists towards Liu Da.

"Good brother, good brother! With your joining, our cause can be accomplished!"

Liu laughed and said that he was happy that he had won over such a capable and calculating military strategist.

"You still want hegemony? I think they are courting death. Where did these idiots come from? How come they don't know anything?"

Wu Yong complained in his heart.