Water Margin people

Chapter 54

"Open a black shop!"

Sun Lei suddenly remembered something, and repeated it as if talking to himself.

"Hmph, do you also do that kind of obscene thing? Then you might as well go to Luocao!"

Lu Zhishen looked at Sun Lei angrily and said.

"What are you in a hurry for? I don't open a black shop. We are about to encounter a black shop. Have you heard the rumors about Mengzhou in the Jianghu? There is such a catchphrase: Dashu Shizipo, who dares to pass there? Fat cut it Steamed buns are stuffed, but the thin ones are filled to the river."

Sun Lei looked at the surrounding mountains, and when he got out of the mountains, he would arrive at Mengzhou, where there were two murderous monsters, Sun Erniang, the hag who opened a black shop, and Zhang Qing, the vegetable gardener.

"What else? The Sa family has never heard of it."

Lu Zhishen shook his head. He has been in Kansai all year round and has never been in the rivers and lakes. He knows very little about these things.

"You haven't heard of it. It's the kind of black shop we encountered last time. It specializes in harming passing merchants. I heard that the two who opened the shop are a couple. , They are all heroes who kill people without blinking an eye. As long as passing merchants are spotted, they will be numbed with Mongolian sweat medicine, and they will be robbed of their finances and their bodies will be trampled. The behavior of a full-fledged hero."

Sun Lei said with a thumbs up.

"Hey, this kind of scum still dares to be called a hero, the Sa family will get rid of this pair of evil dogs and men!"

Lu Zhishen became furious when he heard that. The last time he met that black shop, he was suffocated. Now that someone who owns a black shop dared to call himself a hero, it made him feel that being called a hero was a curse.

"You go to people and don't recognize them. What can you do? When the time comes, you will be able to deal with heroes, misunderstandings, loyalty, and elder brothers? These two guys are more different than the last time I met them. I I heard that they have created a "Three Not to Kill", the first class is wandering monks and Taoists who do not kill, the second class is prostitutes in the upper courts of the rivers and lakes, and the third class is people who have committed crimes everywhere."

Sun Lei talked about the little tricks of Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang, and put some eye drops on Lu Zhishen, so that this stupid monk would not be deceived.

"These third-class people really shouldn't be killed."

Lu Zhishen nodded, as if agreeing.

"Look, you've been fooled. The merchants who pass by should be killed? What did they do wrong? You are a monk and a criminal, so you must be happy. Why didn't you think about what to do when I went like this? Shi Jin What if you go? What if Sun An goes? Thanks to you, you are still a prefect, and you are fooled by a few sweet words."

Sun Lei took a look at the simple-minded Lu Zhishen with contempt. He was indeed a stupid monk who was almost made into a stuffed bun and turned around and still called him brothers and sisters.

"It's a villain who did such an evil thing and still has his eyesight! Want to cover up the crime?"

Lu Zhishen turned his head and became furious. The water-milled Zen stick in his hand hit the ground, and the shovel directly made a hole in the ground. People around saw this and gave way. This place has already reached the boundary of Mengzhou, and there are many passing by on the official road. merchants.

"What do you two do?"

Seeing the situation here, the officers and soldiers who set up the card came over and asked.

"Passing by."

Sun Lei replied casually, with Lu Zhishen as a big gun, he was fearless.

"See if it's the two people you want."

An officer and soldier whispered to the leading captain that they were here to arrest the two thieves from Luzhou.

"What are you looking at? Don't you see that it's a monk? Get out of here, don't get in the way."

The leading captain looked at Lu Zhishen's big bald head, Buddhist robes, Buddhist beads, and Zen staff, and didn't even check the certificate, so he waved away Lu Zhishen and Sun Lei, who were still waiting to catch the thief and receive the reward.

After successfully entering Luzhou, Lu Zhishen took Sun Lei directly to Tokyo.

On this day, I went to a desolate mountain.

"Master, why don't you carry me behind your back, I'm probably exhausted before you reach Tokyo in such a hurry."

Sun Lei looked at Lu Zhishen and complained that Lu Zhishen was in a hurry to go to Tokyo. He drove the [-]th road in a hurry, and he had to walk a hundred miles a day. Sun Lei felt that his leg was about to break.

"How many miles have you walked in a day? You will be like this? If you don't hurry, you won't be able to find Sutou."

Lu Zhi looked at Sun Lei with deep disdain, how can he be tired of walking.

"There's a shop under the ridge, go there and have some wine."

Lu Zhishen pointed to a row of dry houses at the foot of the mountain and said to Sun Lei, there was a wine curtain outside the dry houses, so go there and have some wine and rest.

Sun Lei looked in the direction Lu Zhishen pointed, and saw a row of earthen houses behind a forest, about a dozen of them, and a shallow stream beside it. The tree is taller than other trees, covered with dead vines and a crow's nest, looking a bit messy and gloomy with decay.

"Do you dare to go to this hotel? Isn't this the cross slope!"

Sun Lei pointed to the cross-shaped fork in the woods and said.

"What, is this the black shop opened by the thief?"

When Lu Zhishen heard this, his murderous aura instantly rose.

"It should be, let's go, go and have a look."

With Lu Zhishen around, Sun Lei wasn't afraid of any hags, so he and Lu Zhishen immediately walked down the hill, and after walking a few miles, they arrived at the entrance of the hotel.

"Come on, both of you, this shop has good wine and meat, all kinds of snacks, and big meat buns!"

A woman with heavy make-up and revealing clothes came out with a smile on her face. She had thick powder on her face and hands, and two dots of rouge and blush on her cheeks. It was wide open, revealing a colorful bellyband and a large expanse of white and greasy skin.

"This little brother is so handsome, why is he still shy? My sister is not a beast."

At first, Sun Erniang was a little scared when she saw Lu Zhishen's tall and fierce, but when she saw Sun Lei, she began to tease her again with a smile on her face, like a prostitute.

"Although this eldest sister is not a beast, she might eat people, so I'm afraid."

Sun Lei said with some disgust, if you are not good-looking, you are not good-looking. No one dislikes your looks, but it is too much for you to be ugly and wear this kind of makeup to scare people. No wonder you are nicknamed Dominatrix.

"Hey, little brother is still shy! How can my sister eat you!"

Sun Erniang lowered her figure coquettishly, her white breasts were half exposed in front of Sun Lei.

"What are you trying to do, woman? My brother doesn't like you."

Lu Zhishen's face turned angry, and he said in a rough voice to the coquettish Erniang Sun.

"Master misunderstood, misunderstood, please come inside quickly, Xiaoer, and serve the wine and meat steamed buns quickly!"

Sun Erniang didn't dare to offend Lu Zhishen and quickly laughed along, but she felt murderous in her heart. She was a little annoyed by what Sun Lei said just now that she would eat people.

"Skin and tender meat, I will eat you after I have played with you enough!"

Sun Erniang thought coldly in her heart, handsome young men like Sun Lei are not common.

After finding a place to sit down, Sun Lei and Lu Zhishen waited for the food to be served. Lu Zhishen looked around the hotel. The earthen house was very dilapidated, there was dust on the tables and counters, and the floor was dark and dirty. You can tell it's not a serious business.

"Brother, there is indeed a problem with this store."

Lu Zhi took a deep look at the guy who kept looking at his baggage and said to Sun Lei.

"Your burden is so heavy, everyone knows that there are gold and silver in it, but you can see it now?"

Sun Lei patted the bag on the stool, and said with a smile, because the journey was too hard, Sun Lei packed all the money and clothes left in a big bag for Lu Zhishen to carry, and he only took a stick.

"It's not a good thing to look at that whore, and she is coquettish when she sees people. How can there be such a business."

Lu Zhishen said with a look on his face that I had already seen through everything.

(End of this chapter)