Da Song a knife

Chapter 472
Both retched several times.

The ulcer doctor finally reacted first: "I washed it with water!"

"Is there running water? How many people have you seen this morning?" Zhang Sijiu remained vigilant, not daring to relax, not even taking half a step closer.

The doctor's expression changed a few times, and finally he became exasperated: "Is there something wrong with you? I don't eat anymore! Besides, doctors are parents, how can I think the patient is dirty?"

"I don't think patients are dirty." Zhang Sijiu Youyou explained: "I hate you for being dirty! Think about it, the first time you wash your hands, the water will be dirty. Washing hands with dirty water... the more you wash, the dirtier it becomes..."

The strong man next to him who was doing massage came over and said seriously, "That's the truth. Brother, why don't you go wash your hands in the river."

The ulcer doctor left with a look of displeasure, walked a few steps and then turned around, fumbled in his box for a long time, took out a piece of soap, and left resentfully.

The strong man looked Zhang Sijiu up and down, and he could see it: "Isn't the little lady here to see a doctor? Are you going together?"

Zhang Sijiu nodded: "It's considered a colleague. Let me ask you, is your business doing well with your stall like this?"

The strong man smiled: "Then why don't you set up a stall? Go to the hall? Sitting in the hall is not free, and the money is distributed to others. Is it worthwhile? It's better to set up a stall. Don't come if you don't want to. How much you earn is your own. "

"No one doubts your skills?" Zhang Sijiu was shocked.After all, it was the first time I saw a doctor set up a stall in so many years—in the Song Dynasty, it seemed that everything could be set up as a stall?

Thinking about the dazzling array of stalls along the way, Zhang Sijiu suddenly felt that he had realized: If this is the case, then can I also...

"We show up every day, and we are regular customers. Besides, if we really want to deceive people, the passing police will take us away. If we sue the Yamen again, it will be even more serious. Who dares?" Seeing that his body is full of muscle mass, when he said this, he had lingering fear on his face, obviously he had some kind of profound experience.

Zhang Sijiu asked the big brother who washed his hands just now: "What about him? He has treated people like this, and there has never been any problem?"

"What could be the problem? Isn't it all treated like this? They are also cut with a knife. After the cut, sprinkle some medicine and let him go home when the bleeding stops. It will heal in a few days." The strong man said with a knife When cutting, he even gestured with his hands, which was very threatening, obviously trying to scare Zhang Sijiu.

Zhang Sijiu took out his own knife silently: "Is it this kind of knife?"

Brawny: ...Damn it.

The sore doctor also came back, and when he saw Zhang Sijiu's knife, his expression changed immediately: "You are actually a colleague? You are a woman from a family, and you do this kind of thing? It was passed down from your ancestors? Or learned it? How did you learn this? "

He blushed a little, and asked falteringly: "You are like this, the patient has the nerve to take off his pants?"

Zhang Sijiu told the truth: "Generally, they are unconscious, so there is no need to be embarrassed. However, I usually don't cut this part for people. To be honest, it's the first time I see this kind of disease being treated."

The main reason is that the emergency department in this area is really rare, unless it is ruptured and bleeding - but usually it has nothing to do with hemorrhoids, usually foreign bodies or tumors, or intestinal bleeding.

And for general hemorrhoids, everyone chooses to see an anorectal specialist hospital.

Gu Qingzhou, an old man, never mentioned that there are people who specialize in this.

Zhang Sijiu was really curious: "What about you? Is it inherited from your ancestors? Or did you learn it specially?"

"Don't mention it." Speaking of this matter, the doctor had an aggrieved expression on his face: "Back when I was studying art with a teacher, I asked my master what makes a lot of money and is not easy to kill, and he taught me this!"

Zhang Sijiu: ...No problem, this makes a lot of money, and it's true that it's not easy to make mistakes.Nine out of ten people have hemorrhoids, this is not a joke, and hemorrhoids are usually fatal.

The strong man laughed "haha": "Then Master didn't lie to you! Brother, this is your fault, isn't this what you want?"

Just as he was talking, a man came over from the strong man's side, "Ouch, ouch" and clutched his lower back: "Come and help me with it, my waist is shining!"

The burly man rolled up his sleeves, and responded quickly: "Here we come!"

Zhang Sijiu leaned over to watch it with interest.

But the ulcer doctor grabbed Zhang Sijiu: "Little lady, you haven't answered me yet? What do you treat?"

"Suturing trauma, setting bones, removing tumors, I can do anything difficult to produce a child." Zhang Sijiu said truthfully: "It's as small as two stitches, as big as cutting a knife, sawing the bone, whichever comes. It's really an emergency. , I can try yours too."

The sore doctor choked for a moment: "Don't brag. How dare you at such a young age?"

"Why don't you dare?" Zhang Sijiu wondered, "Aren't you using the knife too?"

"If you dare, I'll introduce you to a business!" The doctor gritted his teeth, and said suddenly, with the expression of a strong man cutting off his wrist.

Zhang Sijiu became interested: "That part too? I think you are quite skilled, and what else can't you solve? How serious is that?"

"It's not serious, but it's mainly because the patient is special." The ulcer doctor lowered his voice mysteriously: "The patient is also a woman. It's not convenient for me to do it."

"How special is it?" Zhang Sijiu could tell at a glance that the patient might not only have a gender issue, but also an identity issue.

"Don't ask me about this. In this way, you can try your hand with me today. If I think it works, I will introduce you. But later, I will take [-]% of your consultation fee as the referral fee." Ulcer doctor He lowered his voice, refused to explain, and when he mentioned the [-]% referral fee, his eyes almost lit up.

I'm afraid that the consultation fee is very generous.

However, Zhang Sijiu was not confused, and asked directly: "What about the consultation fee for today's hand practice? Are you afraid that you want to lie to me to give you free work? And if something happens, who is to blame? Are you not afraid that I am lying? If something goes wrong—”

"Of course it's your fault if something goes wrong." The doctor said with a righteous face, "If you want to cut it up, I'll send you to the government right away! It's no fault of me, who made you brag! Besides, practice your hands! What is your consultation fee? If I can give you this opportunity, you should thank me!"

Zhang Sijiu: ...I knew there would be no pies in the sky, and my luck would not be so good!

However, after hesitating for a while, Zhang Sijiu agreed: "However, I won't use the knife casually, you have to let me go back and get something."

Washing the affected area with salt water is indispensable, and disinfection after the work is also necessary. Finally, a special anti-inflammatory and astringent medicinal powder must be applied to the wound. If the wound is large, it must be sutured.She had to go back and get the medical kit.

"You don't want to run away, do you?" The doctor sneered: "Young lady is quite smart. But, you go, I'm setting up a stall here anyway, come over anytime, I'll be waiting."

Zhang Sijiu didn't bother to tell the difference: "We'll see later."

(End of this chapter)