Da Song a knife

Chapter 508

Before Zhao Yu answered, Zhang Sijiu reminded: "Tell the truth, don't lie. We are doctors, so we won't tell it."

The reason for reminding such a sentence is because sometimes patients will lie because of face problems.

They didn't think that this little lie might affect the treatment, they just felt embarrassed.

Sure enough, a trace of dodge appeared on Zhao Yu's face, and then he gestured with two hands.

Zhang Sijiu asked again: "Are you sure?"

When Dr. Zhu saw Zhao Yu's expression, he became anxious immediately, even more excited than Zhang Sijiu: "It's already this time, what are you still thinking about? You can't hide it from anyone, you can't hide it from us, tell the truth! "

Zhao Yu blushed, and compared the length of the right arm with his left hand: "It was so long before it was broken, and it was so long after it was broken."

Zhang Sijiu looked at the length, roughly estimated it, and felt that it should not have pierced the corner of the intestine, and the probability of causing intestinal rupture is not high.

But this diameter...

After answering these few questions, Zhao Yu chose to close his eyes and pretend to be in a coma, since he didn't dare to look at Zhang Sijiu anyway.

Zhang Sijiu didn't care, and said directly: "Expand it first. Although the fracture is relatively flat, there are some sharp edges. It will definitely not work if you force it. After expansion, lubricate it enough, and then clamp it out with something. To get out, you can only find a child with small hands, reach in and drag it out."

Only in this way can the intestines and sphincter be protected.

Of course, if it doesn't work, then we can only consider making a small opening in the abdomen...

Thinking of that scene, Zhang Sijiu couldn't help but glance at Zhao Yu: I don't know if he regrets it or not?

Doctor Zhu Yang also felt quite a headache, but he was even more curious: "Then do you have anything?"

Zhang Sijiu coughed: "Pa la Pa La, there should be something suitable."

The main reason is that in these years, Yang Yuanding and her have really produced a lot of useful equipment.

For example, dilation devices, such as clips.

As for the things for lubrication, Dr. Zhu Yang took out a can of lard.

Yes.

lard.

He is proud and proud: "Don't underestimate this can of lard, but it is my unique secret recipe! Various medicinal materials are added in it, which can reduce swelling and relieve pain! Sometimes a little constipation can relieve a lot of pain! My patients, Say yes after using it!"

After finishing speaking, he felt a little regretful: "In the past, the pigs were thin and the oil was not easy to get, so I could charge a little more. Now the pigs have become fatter for some reason, so I can only lower the price...not as good as before. Made money."

Zhang Sijiu is very good at this question.

Why is this pig getting fatter?

Because of Yang Yuanding!

Because of the castrated pigs and pig feed he made!
The scientific pig raising he researched led to the creation of a pig farm...

It’s hard to say about other places, but the pork in Tokyo has been quietly changed.

The meat is not only delicious, but also has more fat. The key is that the price is still so affordable.

Zhang Sijiu was embarrassed to tell Dr. Zhu Yang.

It's just that seeing Doctor Zhu Yang's heartbroken, he felt a little bit sorry.

So, she coughed: "In the future, I will change to several versions. The high-end version uses scarce animal oil, such as marmot's, sheep's, and the most common one uses lard. Different grades of ointment are recommended for different grades. people."

Doctor Zhu's eyes lit up, and he slapped his thigh: "Really! Such a good idea, why didn't I think of it! Miss Zhang, I don't see that you still have the potential to do business!"

Zhang Sijiu: ...Actually, I also plagiarized the idea.I can't figure it out myself.

She finally reminded: "But pay attention to the properties of the medicine, and don't rush it. After all, other animal oils are not as flat as lard."

Doctor Zhu Yang nodded, and happily said: "I know, I know, I will go to my junior brother when I get back, and ask him to take a look for me."

Zhang Sijiu sighed, "You look very powerful as a teacher."

Doctor Zhu Yan said casually: "It's only five or six people. It's not too many."

Seeing that the two of them were about to chat, Zhao Yu who was lying down couldn't lie down: "When will we finish? I want to go to the latrine!"

Zhang Sijiu: ...

Doctor Zhu: ...I forgot to give him laxatives.

Anyway, Zhang Sijiu was as fierce as a tiger in one operation, expanding, entering the pliers, and clamping it all in one go.

But at the last step, Zhang Sijiu stepped aside: "Come on, Lao Zhu. You are a man, you are strong. Be careful."

Ting Yun, who came in to help, had resisted not speaking and listened silently just now, and immediately stood aside without hesitation, glanced at Dr. Zhu, and reminded: "Mr. Zhu, be careful, be careful."

Doctor Zhu Yan obviously misunderstood, nodded: "Don't worry, I will not hurt him. But this tool is really useful..."

As he spoke, he took the handle of the pliers, sank into his dantian, and pulled it out——

This time, the removal process was silky smooth.

After all expansion and lubrication are in place.And the pliers are also clamped tightly. If you pull it like this, won't it come out?

The strength is much weaker than Doctor Zhu Yang thought.

So that it was pulled out instantly, rather than slowly.

Coming out so fast, Zhang Sijiu even heard a "boo" sound similar to opening a wine bottle.

Zhang Sijiu's conditioned reflex was mediocre, and he just jumped to the side, avoiding the radiation range.

And the next moment, doctor Zhu Yang changed the tone of that word: "Shit!"

Amidst the stench, Doctor Zhu's voice turned into tears: "A lot of shit, a lot of shit!"

Laxatives are very powerful.

Zhao Yu probably hasn't had an enema yet.

Zhang Sijiu couldn't bear to look directly, turned his head away, and quietly held his breath.

Ting Yun also took a step back silently, and also held his breath.

Doctor Zhu Yang tremblingly uttered the complaint of his soul: "You guys should be more clear-you told me to be careful, this is the one to be careful!"

Zhang Sijiu: ...I thought I reminded it clearly enough.

Ting Yun reassured: "It's okay, it's okay, we are doctors, it's inevitable. If the clothes are worn out, they can be included in the medical expenses. I believe that patients will not default on their debts."

Doctor Zhu Yan's voice trembled even more: "But I feel like I sprayed a few drops on my face—"

Ting Yun took a serious look and said with certainty: "No, really not, you feel wrong, there are only a few drops on your chest. Not on your face or neck! Not on your shoulders either!"

In the end, doctor Zhu Yang almost took off his upper body and went out.

Even so, it still has a whole body of flavor.

Zhang Sijiu and Ting Yun followed behind, with expressions of guilt and gratitude—well, guilt for Dr. Zhu's misery.I'm glad I didn't experience such misery.

Ting Yun held a tray in his hand.

The tray contained the culprit.

　Just... love life, don't mess around.See you tomorrow~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)