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When I was eight years old, my parents ran away.

Really ran away.

They set up a free medical team and followed their family's caravan to travel around for free clinics.

Don't plan to take me with you yet.

I am very angry: I am your only son! Such a fun thing actually requires me to study at home! When can’t I read a book? You don’t expect me to get the top prize!

I even want to ask my dad: Didn’t you say that the money you earn is enough for me to spend eight lifetimes? The only expectation for me in this life is not to gamble, not to whore, not to do bad things, and it doesn’t matter whether I study or not! Then why do I still study at home!

Grandma said I have always been good. It was much better than when my father was a child. After all, I never traded her treasures for crickets to play with.

My grandfather also said that I was a very well-behaved child who never caused trouble, at least he never cut his beard into a jagged shape.

Well, my parents? My parents probably think I'm pretty good, too? He just doesn't have any talent for studying medicine or making inventions.

They once whispered behind my back, and I heard them.

My mother sighed, looking a little bit sad: "What will little Xingxing do in the future? I feel like I can't do anything -"

My father's tone was pretending to be calm: "It's okay. I was like this when I was a kid. My grandfather told me that the third generation of rich people can do anything if they have money and leisure. Don't break the law and cause trouble. It will be a great blessing to the family. .”

My mother didn't speak for a long time, probably a little speechless and choked.

Finally, she calmed down: "That's right, then just do whatever you want. It's not impossible if you want to play at home every day."

After hearing this, I was very satisfied. I felt that my parents must love me very much!

The next moment, I heard my father whisper: "But you said that we are both so powerful, why did we give birth to such a mediocre child? Could it be that I gave birth to the wrong child? That's not possible. I gave birth to him at home. Just stay outside and others won't have a chance to change."

I heard a "pop" sound, probably my mother hit my father.

This somewhat comforted my wounded heart.

Then, I heard my mother say seriously: "Even if you suspect that he is an ape-man, you can't doubt this! Which of your double eyelids, your ears, and your mouth didn't pass down to him?" ! Moreover, how can anyone say that about a child?! At most, this child’s IQ is a bit low, but his character is still very good!”

At this moment, I clearly heard the sound of my heart cracking open.

Well, it fell all over the floor.

Apes I know. My mother once told me that in those days, people were considered smart if they could use chopsticks.

In my mother's heart, this is actually the level.

Oh, what kind of blood relationship? It’s okay not to!

I pushed the door open and went in with no expression on my face. I saw their expressions were frozen and they were asking each other why they didn't lock the door with their eyes. I sneered, closed the door and left again.

This time, they wanted to leave me and go on their own, so I decided not to let them go.

After thinking about it for a long time, I made a careful plan.

Myself, Chang Sui Lu Jing and I quietly put an empty box into the luggage that my mother and the others had packed.

Then, holding a large bag of snacks and dried meat, they quietly got in just before they set off.

As for seeing them off, I didn't show up, so I thought about it. I wrote a letter in advance, saying that I was very sad and angry, so I decided not to see them off.

That way, they won't come looking for me.

The plan was perfect.

Since we set off early, after loading the boxes on the carriage, we wandered off for a while, and the two of us fell asleep directly.

Two hours later.

I woke up from peeing.

Then, I realized that I couldn't get out.

The box is locked. And I didn't bring a urinal.

Although the box is big enough for the two of us to squeeze in and lie down in it, there is really no room to put a urinal! I can't always hold him in my arms!

Lu Jing's expression was as uncomfortable as mine.

We looked at each other, then each looked away, covering a certain body part, trying to restrain ourselves.

After all, I don’t know how far I have gone. If it’s not far enough, I will definitely be sent back!

I don't want to go back.

But the time of holding in urine is so difficult.

Finally, I couldn't hold it in any longer and, completely forgetting my plan, I started banging on the box and yelling, "Let me out!"

After a commotion, the box was finally opened.

However, as soon as I climbed out of the box and ran a few steps, I didn't even have time to find a good Feng Shui spot to pee, and I felt like I couldn't control myself.

The pant legs were instantly warm and wet. This scope is still expanding.

I was stunned.

Looking at the shocked eyes of the people around me, I felt ashamed and angry. Finally I couldn't hold it back and cried "Wow": It's over, I peed my pants! I peed my pants in front of so many people! My three-year-old cousin won’t wet his pants this year!

I also saw my parents in the crowd who were hesitant to speak and were extremely shocked.

I was so embarrassed that I just wanted to hide, so I rushed over to find my mother.

As a result, my mother took a step back with a look of horror on her face. Her expression had its own sound effect: Don't come over here! ! !

I could only turn a corner, rush into my dad's arms, hug his legs tightly, and bury my face in his belly - if possible, I want to go home!

A quarter of an hour later, I had changed my clothes and sat in my parents' carriage.

The carriage continued to move forward.

My parents sent someone back to report that they would take me on a trip with them.

They didn't even send me back. This surprised and disappointed me - it would have been nice to have told you earlier that you were going to take me there? Does it have to be after I am embarrassed? I want to go back, I don’t want to see anyone.

My mother probably noticed that I was in a bad mood, so she comforted me: "You are only eight years old, so it is normal for you to be unable to hold back your urine. Moreover, it has only been three years since you stopped wetting the bed."

Hearing this, I didn't want to talk anymore.

My dad patted me on the back: "Son, don't think so much. You will always be embarrassed a few times in your life. Your grandfather used to dance drunk, and when I think about it now, it makes my eyes irritate." .”

Me: ...No wonder my grandfather said you were disobedient when you were a child!

Finally, I found a reason to comfort myself: "Forget it, you won't send me back anyway. What can I do? I can only stay!"

Then, I snorted and squeezed to the snack table to eat snacks and drink water - I was hungry!

I heard my father say something serious: "As for this child's good attitude, it's up to us. He deserves to be his biological son!"

Glancing at the couple, I spit out snack scum from my mouth: "I will put gold on my own face! Don't you think I'm an ape now?!"

My mother and my father were not embarrassed at all. They looked at each other and laughed.

My mother smiled and said, "If your father and I hadn't been in a good mood, we would have treated you to a meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots!"

Me: ...That's true. Forget it, I’m too lazy to argue with them! Anyway, you are taking me to play! They can't get rid of me!

Happy New Year to everyone~ If there are no other extras that I want to watch, then I will officially finish the book and enter the vacation period hehehe~