not good, immortal

Chapter 18
At six o'clock in the morning, the lights on the ceiling came on on time.

Fenghe was still in a daze in his sleep, it seemed that someone came in to clean the room, and there was a rustling sound, followed by the sound of splashing water in the toilet next to it, and then a burst of crackling...

"It's noisy! It's noisy! It's noisy!"

Xiao Ba sat up abruptly, "Don't let anyone sleep!"

After she made a fuss, Feng He finally woke up completely, and sat up slowly.In a trance, it was a little unbelievable to think that I had fallen asleep.

Turning their heads, the two looked at each other.

"Uh... I didn't mean you." Seeing that there was one more person in the room, Xiao Ba scratched her head in a daze, and then remembered what happened yesterday, and she explained:
"I'm always a little bit angry..."

Before he finished speaking, an old man rushed out suddenly, holding a big bag in his hand, and shouted at Xiaoba: "Who do you think would want to come! You're going crazy early in the morning!"

After all, he went out and closed the door with a "snap".

The sound was deafening, and the glass on the door shook for a while.

"This is Lao Qin, the nurse, and he has a bad temper." Xiao Ba closed his eyes and fell on the bed, "I'll sleep a little longer, and call me again when the doctor makes rounds..."

Then, there was a steady snoring sound from the bed next door.

Feng He stared at the face that was a little swollen from sleeping, but fell asleep fast enough.

The good times didn't last long, and two nurses came in pushing a silver cart: "Forty-seven beds, forty-eight beds, get up and take your temperature and blood pressure."

The snoring stopped obviously, and Xiao Ba's begging voice came: "I... want to sleep."

The nurse ignored her, first took a look at Feng He's wrist, and then swept a white stick in front of her.

Then he took out a soft cloth ball she had never seen before and tied it around her arm, and fiddled with it for some reason, the cloth ball seemed to be inflated, and when it squeezed her a little uncomfortable, it suddenly deflated again.

The other took a pen and wrote down something.

At eight o'clock, the two of them didn't care if she got up or not, they just grabbed her arms and did the same.

Hey, didn't Xiaoba say yesterday that most of the "nurse sisters" are very gentle?
Not long after, someone came in again.

This time it's an acquaintance.

Tang Tang came again with two transparent food boxes, with a winner's smile on his face.

It seems that last night was not bad.

Feng He nodded obediently as a greeting, then got out of bed, and propped up the small table in a similar manner.

Tang Tang handed over an approving look, put down the lunch box, and then looked at Xiao Ba: "Get up, eat. Lazy."

"I'm so bored, I'm so bored!" Saying so, Xiao Ba sat up.

He refused to open his eyes, but his nostrils flapped one by one: "Huh? What is it today, so fragrant?"

"It's pumpkin soup." Tang Tang quickly helped her set up the table, "There are also brown sugar buns and steamed eggs."

"Well, I want to eat. But I want to sleep more..." Xiao Ba stretched his waist, as if he was about to fall down, but was caught by Tang Tang.

"You have to eat fast today, Director Xing will come to make rounds later." She reminded.

"Huh? Is he willing to come?" Xiao Ba finally opened his eyes, with a sneer on his face, he turned his head and said to Feng He, "Xiao He, give it to me!"

"Oh." Feng He handed over the lunch box.

She was watching in a cloud just now, the two of them were like playing a charade, they didn't understand.

"That's good."

Tang Tang was very satisfied, and took out two more spoons, "You two eat first, I will collect the plate later."

Xiao Ba was very attentive in eating, and this time she didn't ask her what she wanted to eat again.

If Tang Tang came to collect the plate later, wouldn't it be good to see that he didn't move at all.

In desperation, Feng He could only open the lunch box.

"I can't eat normal food. The food in the hospital is not very good." Xiao Ba slurred his speech while holding the steamed bun in his mouth:
"If you can go out, I'll take you to the vicinity of our school. There are a lot of delicious food there."

"Okay." Feng He smiled.

This new friend is really nice, and he can always think of a good reason for himself.

But you still have to do as the Romans do, or you won't be treated as a monster if you don't eat for a few days.

She opened the lid of the soup box, and the fragrance of pumpkin mixed with the smell of milk rushed to her face, which was quite tempting.

"Wow, you are much gentler today than yesterday."

"What... what is this saying?"

Xiao Basan put the steamed buns into his mouth: "Yesterday you could only 'uh', 'um', 'oh' and 'good'...except when telling stories."

It seems that he is more familiar with the way of speaking of Chinese people, such as adding more modal particles.

"I'm just here, so I'm not familiar with the environment." Feng He's expression remained unchanged.

I can't say that it was after a long talk with you last night that I figured out this way of speaking.

But lying is always a bit embarrassing.

Feng He calmly took a sip of the pumpkin soup.

The sweet and complex fragrance bloomed on the tip of the tongue, and the taste was unexpectedly good, not as unpalatable as Xiaoba said.

"This pumpkin soup is made with fresh milk. I would like to call it the strongest in Siyuan." As if guessing what she was thinking, Xiao Ba smiled:

"Hurry up and eat. After eating, let's take you to call before the old man comes."

……

"Can this work?"

Feng He is suspicious.

The two cats were under the nurse's station, listening to the footsteps inside.

"Believe me, they will all go in to change shifts later." Xiao Ba climbed two steps forward and said in a low voice, "No one will be kept here."

"Oh, good." Feng He nodded, carefully following behind her.

"You go in and make a call later, and I'll follow you up."

When she was pretending to weigh herself next to the nurse's station just now, she had already pointed to Feng He on the phone outside: "Do you remember how to call?"

"Yes, pick up the wired handset, put it to your ear, and dial the number after hearing the beep." Feng He recalled, grasping the booklet in his hand.

"Yes, you can talk when you hear a voice over there. Remember, to make a long story short, tell her that you are in the psychiatric department of Xishu Fourth Hospital, and let her pick you up."

Xiao Ba warned, "As long as no one finds us..."

Before she finished speaking, a very familiar voice sounded from above: "Jiang?"

I saw "Concubine Yang" holding a half-eaten brown sugar bun and asked curiously, "What are you doing?"

Feng He immediately covered his face.

Xiao Ba secretly groaned in his heart, but calmly said: "We are...weighing."

"Weighing? But why squat?"

Normal people certainly wouldn't believe that the two sneaky people in front of them just came to the nurse's station to weigh themselves.

But psychiatrists are different, as long as you can use her logic to convince her.

"We weighed it, it's too heavy, we have to lose weight, we're exercising." Xiao Ba conceived in his mind.

"It's nonsense, I always regard plumpness as beauty, how can I lose weight?" The "imperial concubine" didn't believe it, and even seriously took a bite of the steamed bun.

"That's it... the Holy Majesty stipulates that only the empress can be the plumpest person in the palace. How could the Jiang family pass you by?"

No wonder it is said that mental patients have broad thinking.

Xiaoba feels that the longer he lives here, the more he can make nonsense, and maybe he can write novels after he is discharged from the hospital.

"I see."

This explanation, "Grand Concubine" felt very reasonable and nodded.

Then he said to Fenghe: "Jiang Shi, if I have me in this palace, there will be no room for you. You are here... lose some weight."

After finishing speaking, he twisted his waist and went back to the ward.

(End of this chapter)