not good, immortal

Chapter 22 Immortals
"Hey...why did you blow your hair?"

The flat-haired girl stared playfully at the shivering cat lying on the ground.

She turned her head and said to Feng He: "They are usually obedient and clingy, that's not the case."

Uh……

What the Sanhua just said was:
"The stinky food delivery guy is here again! I wonder if he's still so stingy today?"

Forget it, it's better for Xiaoba not to know.

The dark cloud treading snow beside it has almost formed into a ball.

"Huh? It's hurt."

"Where, why didn't I see it?"

Feng He walked over slowly, squatted down in front of the "cat dumpling", stretched out his hand, and hummed softly from his nasal cavity.

"Meow." (Give me that paw.)
"Meow?" (My... my lord, please forgive me!)

"Meow." (Don't worry, I won't hurt you.)
"Meow?" (Don't eat me, I'm thin and small, I don't taste good at all.)
Reluctantly, the cat stuck its injured paw through the wire mesh.

Feng He gently grabbed the little meaty claw that was stained with some stains, and looked carefully.

Just broken.

Fortunately, she learned some skills from Qi Bo during those years when the master was out of tune.

Treating cats with the methods of the ancient gods should not be regarded as... using demon methods, right?

Clawed by the legendary gods, the dark clouds and the snow did not dare to breathe.

It can only keep licking its fur to reduce its anxiety and fear.

In the legend of their cat world, there is an ancestor who is also a god and a demon, and he is a genius in cultivation.It is also because of her protection that the cat clan is able to be worshiped everywhere like it is now.

Some cats also have their own excrement shovelers.

Well, I want to emphasize here, it's not nothing, it's disdain.

Still more free and happy.

Sometimes I get too happy, like now, I broke my leg.

But this does not prevent it from being very proud. Unlike other races, the aura of their cat clan gods has been preserved in the world and passed down from generation to generation.

But this great god standing in front of him is different.

Although, the person in front of him looks like a cute and cute shit-shoveling officer, but the aura is unmistakable.

You know, in some dark versions, she is just a big monster.

I heard that her master can swallow five hundred dragons in one mouthful, so she can swallow five hundred cats in one mouthful...

Uh, the little cherry mouth doesn't seem to be able to open much.

As the cat thought about it, it felt a warm breath coming from its front paws, and its hair stood on end in an instant.

"Meow!!!" (It's over! It's going to be swallowed! Help!)
Feng He gave it a blank look.

The hair that exploded fell down obediently.

"All right."

Feng He let go of the cat's paw and clapped his hands.

The cat was overjoyed to find that it hadn't been swallowed, and meowed twice excitedly.

But he didn't dare to leave, and just waited outside the barbed wire with his tail between his legs.

"Meow~" (I won't eat you, let's go.)
"Meow!" (Really, that's great!)

Wuyun Taxue was so excited that he spun around twice before he remembered something, fearing that his ancestor would regret it and wanted to eat it, he turned his head and burrowed into the bushes.

and many more?This leg...seems to be fine?
It turned its head and looked back, why did the figure of the great god disappear?
Feng He lay back on the lawn again. She still has her own family in Huaxia Kingdom. It seems that the treatment is not too bad. She is in a good mood.

Xiao Ba, who watched from the sidelines for a while, leaned his head over and said, "Do you still talk to cats?"

"I understand." It's not difficult for ordinary humans to master a meow to attract their attention.

"I really think... are you a cat star?"

"What is a cat star person?"

"That's right, the person from Cat Star."

"What is Cat Star?"

"Cat Star is the planet where cats live. Do you understand the stars in the sky?"

"Ziweixing? Hongluanxing? Can people live on a star?" Aren't stars people?

"The stars cannot be inhabited, but the planets can be inhabited..."

For the remaining half an hour, Xiaoba acted as a popular science teacher.

From astronomy to geography.

From the five continents and four oceans to the administrative regions of mountains, rivers and rivers in China.

"Fortunately, we mental patients have a broad mind, and it is absolutely unbearable for another person."

Feng He's questions came one after another, and Xiao Ba was so tired that he spread out on the lawn, "Let me tell you, I will charge tuition fees for putting it outside."

"Tuition? Shu Xiu? No problem."

Feng He felt that listening to this lesson was very worthwhile, "But where are my things, oh, the police station? I'll give it to you when I get it back."

I remember a hairpin inlaid with shark beads from the East China Sea...

He glanced at Xiao Ba's crew cut.

Although I can't wear it, it matches those eyes quite well.

Then she ate a chestnut.

"Of course I was joking with you, fool, who wants your money."

"It's not money, it's shark beads." Feng He explained.

"What kind of shark, pig, shark, cow, shark, sheep, don't want it." Xiao Ba waved his hand.

"..."

Why are people in Huaxia Kingdom so strange?

Gold, silver and jewels should be discarded like trash.

Don't you see, the scholar-bureaucrats a thousand years ago, all of them were full of famous officials, and they really lost their faces when the money was distributed.

Fenghe looked into the distance.

That's right, in the past, the priceless glass can be used to repair houses, and it has been repaired so high, what are these dumb things?
……

The release time for the female patient was over, and the nurse came to arrest her soon.

Next, the small garden should change hands.

Reluctantly, Xiaoba took Fenghe to wait in line for the elevator in the passage outside the exit.

In another passageway not far away, there were male patients waiting to enter, wearing exactly the same clothes as theirs, with different expressions and behaviors.

Those who followed were also male nurses, who seemed to be familiar with it.

"This is a cosplayer, cosplay Sun Wukong became famous and felt like Sun Wukong every day, we all called him 'Great Sage'." Xiaoba secretly gossiped to her.

Couss?
Cosprey?

WTF?The wind and the head are big.

But she knows the latter one, Master Xuanzang's eldest disciple, the one with a lot of hair.

Ugh, this guy doesn't even have all his hair growing.

"Monkey King? I've seen it, but he's not."

Xiao Ba didn't care about her wording: "That is a real philosopher. He studied Aristotle and became obsessed. He said he was Aristotle's second uncle."

A man combed extremely long in the middle, his hair half covered his eyes, and he was holding a thick book in his hand.

Facing the person behind him, he muttered: "Beauty is a kind of kindness..."

Xiao Ba secretly pointed to the back, and continued: "It's a pity for this handsome guy. I heard that he used to be a trainee in an island country. He was bullied by the company and abused by the Internet, and he got autism. No one has seen him speak."

handsome guy?

Feng He looked in the direction she pointed, he was a boy about seventeen or eighteen years old, his face was still childish, and he looked a bit girly, but he was indeed calm and quiet.

She remembered Officer Xia's evaluation of Dr. Lin, nodded and said, "You are really handsome."

Xiao Ba turned to look at her suspiciously: "So you like this type?"

Fenghe:? ? ?
Why do you like it?

When everyone arrived, the nurse took a lock and locked the exit of the small garden before opening the entrance of the passage on the other side.

The line at the other end slowly squirmed forward.

Xiao Ba is still tirelessly gossiping with her.

The gossip in the Chinese population does not refer to divination.

But Fenghe thinks that this word is placed in the current context, and it has a very ingenious similarity with "liangyi produces four images, and four images produce gossip". They both talk about everything.

She was a little skeptical that Xiao Ba's nickname came from this way.

Well, her patient friend seems to know everything.

Feng He was listening, and suddenly felt a familiar breath.

It's like the kind of... Immortal energy she felt when she was taken by her master to congratulate the ten suns that Goddess Xihe gave birth to when she was a child?
She raised her eyes and saw a normal person in the strange crowd opposite.

This is the first time Feng He saw a man who could be described as "handsome" in Huaxia Kingdom. His hair was slightly longer than Xiao Ba's, and his forehead slightly covered his deep eyebrows.

The jaw line is sharp and angular, and the facial features are exquisite, but quite masculine.

It was quite similar to the portrait of Emperor Jun Shenjun she saw when she was flipping through ancient books.

Xiao Ba also gasped behind her back.

"This is... I rely on!? Immortal!?"

"immortal!!!???"

(End of this chapter)