not good, immortal

Chapter 27 Run away

Feng He looked at the barbed wire outside the window, and then at Xiao Ba.

The appearance of Xiaoba crawling on top of him appeared in his mind, which was weird, but not unacceptable.

"That's right, that's the right word, but I can't access the Internet now, oops, it's hard to explain this to you."

Xiao Ba scratched his head, how to explain the "net" thing to the "ancient people".

Feng He looked at Xiao Ba who was scratching his head, "This is not difficult."

"Huh? You can go online? Show me quickly." Xiao Ba was very excited.

Modern people would rather eat without meat than live without internet!
Emotional Xiaohe's amnesia is still intermittent. In fact, he secretly brought a mobile phone or something?

That's right, when she came, she was wearing layer upon layer of clothes, and it was no problem to plug in a mobile phone.

But doesn't she not know what a mobile phone is?

Did you bring a computer?flat?

Just as Xiao Ba was thinking, she suddenly felt a black shadow passing by in front of her, she subconsciously turned her head to look over——

"Lying! Slot!"

The delicate and lovely girl bowed her body, clutching the barbed wire outside the window with her limbs, and there was still a hint of cuteness on her immature face.

With that whining voice——

"Is that so? But I don't feel anything?"

It seems that the color of the department logo on her chest is more vivid.

Xiao Ba was stunned for three seconds before thinking of pulling someone back.

"You should hurry down!"

She also didn't see how Fenghe got down.

In short, the girl in front of her is still pretty and charming, but she can no longer be associated with "Little Niaoyiren".

"So, I'm surfing the Internet the wrong way?"

Seeing the unpredictable expression on Xiao Ba's face, Feng He wondered if he had done something wrong.

No wonder I didn't feel the feeling she said...the feeling of being enlightened with all kinds of knowledge.

Going online is equal to empowerment, um, it should be so.

"Ah, no, no, what about this net, it's not this net."

Xiao Ba felt that it was difficult to explain based on his own knowledge, so it was better to be anti-customer: "You can't really be some kind of heroine from ancient times who traveled to modern times, right?"

Feng He shook his head.

After spending a few days in the human world, she also knew that time travel is a supernatural phenomenon that cannot be explained by science, and she obviously cannot recognize it.

Xiao Ba Bi drew and said: "But the one just now was lightness work, right?"

Feng He was at a loss.

She has never read martial arts novels, so naturally she doesn't know what Qinggong is.

It was just a light jump just now, and no spells were used.

But looking at Xiao Ba's expression, she obviously did something extraordinary just now.

I could only bite the bullet and admit it: "Uh, yes."

Hearing this, Xiao Ba's eyes lit up: "Wow! Teach me, teach me! I want to learn too!"

"Uh, just bow, use your hind legs, and then just jump." Feng He could only demonstrate again.

I saw a black shadow flashing in front of my eyes again, and the girl "connected to the Internet" again, and said breathlessly, "It's very simple."

Xiaoba still didn't see clearly.

But since Xiaohe said it was easy, then he couldn't, wouldn't that mean he was stupid?
Although... hind legs?It's a weird word.

Thoughts flashed in his mind, but his attention was taken away by "how to learn lightness kung fu", so Xiao Ba didn't think much about it.

She tried her best, um, she just jumped around a few times.

"I will try again?"

"Why not?"

"Come again!"

Her indomitable spirit was brought into full play by her.

In the monitoring room here, the attention of the nurse on duty was attracted by the screen marked "47-48".

The forty-eight bed has been bouncing around the bed.

Every now and then, a black shadow flashed past the camera.

She didn't see Fenghe.

The barbed wire on the windows is firm, not afraid of patients tossing, so the monitoring is diagonally facing the bed from the outside.

The windows and the top of the wall happen to be the blind spots of the lens.

She was suspicious: "What are they throwing?"

Then he picked up the walkie-talkie: "Go to two people and look at the forty-seven and forty-eight beds, what are they doing?" Don't be any contraband.

So when two nurses, one fat and one thin, appeared at the door of the ward, Feng He had already sat back on the bed to rest, and Xiao Ba was still jumping around desperately.

Doesn't this kid just sit on the bed honestly?

Is this sick again?

"Forty-eight beds, what are you doing?" the fat nurse asked.

"Hey, don't make trouble, I'm practicing lightness kung fu." Xiao Ba waved his hand.

Xiaohe, who looks weak and weak, can do it, why can't she.

It must have been that she wasn't trying hard enough.

The two nurses looked at each other without speaking.

After working together for many years, the two of them couldn't be more familiar with this eye signal——

"Report the situation?"

"Increase the dose!"

……

"Yaoshou! Where is your uncle!"

Xiaoba practiced for about twenty minutes, and the patients in the downstairs ward finally couldn't bear it anymore.

Every time there is a commotion upstairs, the doctors and nurses will only prevaricate them. Go upstairs to the psychiatry department, please understand and be more tolerant.

tolerant?Forgive your sister.

"It's amazing to be mentally ill!?"

"Uh……"

According to the usual habit, Xiao Ba must have scolded back.

But today I feel that I am a bit unreasonable. After all, it is my own problem that Xiaohe can easily access the Internet.

"Forget it, let's not practice." She also felt quite tired.

Seeing that the bouncing sound stopped downstairs, he obviously lost his temper, and closed the window with a "snap".

"That...actually." Feng He felt that Xiao Ba was a bit miserably deceived by himself.

"It's okay, this kind of kung fu should have been practiced a long, long time ago." Xiao Ba stared at the ceiling, "I still have to tie sandbags when I watch TV dramas."

"Well, yes." Indeed, Feng He didn't lie, it really took thousands of years.

"Then I'm out of luck." Xiao Ba turned his head, his eyes full of envy, "Although I can't get on the Internet, I will teach you how to get on the Internet when I have a chance."

It was finally prevaricated.

Feng He heaved a sigh of relief, but Xiao Ba repeatedly mentioned what it was about this net that aroused her interest.

"Isn't this the net?" She pointed to the barbed wire outside the window.

"Oh, no, you really forgot all the modern things."

When it comes to surfing the Internet, Xiaoba's eyebrows are beaming, "But let me tell you, there are many interesting things on the Internet. You can watch news, catch up on dramas, read novels, play games..."

Why are you playing games again?
The game... who did it offend?

Forget it, anyway, judging by Xiao Ba's expression, it should be a good thing, Feng He secretly wrote it down.

A nurse came over with a small cart, saw Xiao Ba dancing and gesticulating, and said:
"Forty-eight beds, I'm quite energetic today."

"Can a mental patient not be mental?"

"Okay, okay, hurry up and take your medicine."

Xiao Ba turned his head and saw those bottles and cans pushed by her, with a tired expression, "Can I not eat?"

"Of course not, you can only get better after taking medicine."

The nurse was very gentle, poured a glass of water, and handed it to Xiao Ba along with a few small pills of different colors.

"Hey, why do I think this amount is too much?"

"No, it's all by prescription. You see."

"Alright alright."

The nurse watched her swallow the medicine with a sleepy expression before leaving.

"You read by yourself. I'll sleep for a while. After taking this medicine, I will feel sleepy." Xiao Ba crawled back to his bed and covered him with the quilt: "Remember to call me for lunch."

"Okay, you go to sleep." Feng He nodded.

Xiao Ba fell asleep, and the room became extremely quiet.

Feng He was thirsty for knowledge, so he finished reading "Chinese Characters Can Talk" in a few clicks. The simplified Chinese characters are really easy to read.

Now there is no need for Xiao Ba to translate everything.

She took the "Up and Down Five Thousand Years" again, and looked at the catalog:
Pan Gu opened the world?Shennong tasted all kinds of herbs?Battle of Zhuolu?
It turned out to be a book about history.

Feng He casually flipped through a few pages.

The previous fairy tales were written in a mess, and they were far from what she remembered, so there were really too many to count.

But it's normal to think of the attitude of the Huaxia people towards gods today.

But just like Di Jun, Chang Xi, Xi He, and Shao Hao, these gods who once ruled all things did not even leave a name in this book, which is a bit embarrassing.

"Forty-seven beds, I have your call, come with me to answer it."

The little nurse who was pushing the cart just now came back in a hurry.

"Phone? Are you looking for me?" Feng He was suspicious.

It must be a rabbit.

She didn't say anything on the phone call in the morning, and she knew... human things are amazing.

"That's right, come on, come on, lunch will be served soon." The nurse beckoned to her.

Feng He nodded and got out of bed.

He followed her to the nurse's station with his slippers on.

The microphone was taken down and lay quietly on the table.

For some reason, Feng He should have been very happy, but there was an inexplicable emotion in Feng He's heart, and he hesitated suddenly.

"You take it."

The nurse picked up the microphone and stuffed it into her hand, "Otherwise it's not good to keep the line occupied."

"okay."

Feng He took a deep breath.

I, the four-thousand-year-old monster.

Why are you afraid of this or something, a phone call?

She mustered up her courage, brought the receiver to her ear, imitated the method Xiaoba taught her, and said, "Hello? Is it a rabbit... Is it Zhenzhen?"

The voice from the receiver made her hairs stand up——

"Cat demon?"

It seemed that after waiting for a long time, the cold male voice sounded a little lazy, but the words were like a knife, engraved in her heart.

"Run away."

(End of this chapter)