not good, immortal

Chapter 53 Times have changed
Li Linfu didn't know why, so he yelled "meow meow meow".

Rong Jin took a handkerchief and wiped the paws of this black cat who was always inseparable from the Li family.

The pink meat pad was stained dirty by the color that was taken off. He shook his head: "By the way, which pet shop did you dye it in? It's a bit unreliable."

"Oh, I didn't go to the pet store. I dyed it with that person's paint. Didn't it say that acrylic is not easy to fade?" Yue Yue hurriedly took out his clothes, shoes and socks without raising his head.

"This...could it be propylene?" Rong Jin was speechless.

Obviously something is wrong, okay? Who said acrylic can dye cats...

And dyeing cats with acrylic, what kind of behavior?Are you not afraid of being sprayed to death by animal protectionists?
"Isn't it the bottle he took back and put out there together? I checked online, and acrylic can dye everything."

Yue Yue casually pointed.He even sighed at the time, the current human beings are really awesome.

Rong Jin thought that the child had been cheated over and over again, so he didn't bother to ask him which network he was on, so he just looked in the direction he pointed, shook his head, and said:
"Are you being stupid for your performance? Why don't you even know Mo?"

"What?" Yue Yue went over to pick up the glass bottle and glanced at it: "Damn! He doesn't paint Western paintings, why does he still buy ink..."

"Who told you that that one only paints Western paintings?"

Rong Jin was stunned, "Are you really ignorant or not? Don't say anything else, people imitate Cao Zhongda and Wu Daozi, it's like that."

"What?" Yue Yue put the ink bottle back on the shelf, "Cao Zhongda? Wu Daozi?"

"The so-called, Cao Yi is out of the water, Wu Dai is in the wind, don't you know? Does Zhan Ziqian know? Does Yan Liben know?"

Rong Jin felt that he was about to lose his temper.

It is said that the "Picture of Sending the Son of the Heavenly King" and "Picture of the Heavenly King of Tota" were paid tribute to the heavens to enjoy it, so there is no reason for the old man not to know?

Yue Yue shook his head, he had never heard of it before: "When did this person come from?"

"Northern Qi Dynasty, Sui Dynasty, Tang Dynasty." Rong Jin was not angry, and the person in front of him was still at a loss, and kindly added: "Around 500 to 700 AD."

"Oh, hi! I'm still trapped by the moon..."

Yue Yue scratched his head in the middle of speaking, and changed his words: "I haven't taken care of things yet. It's not strange not to know about the human world, right?"

Rong Jin: ...

Suddenly, Yue Yue slapped his head: "Oh no, no, then I know where that person went, and I have to follow."

Regardless of whether there were cat paw prints on the clothes, he began to stuff the luggage he had just taken out.

"I'm so anxious, where did he go?"

"Xinhai, the prosperous Tang Dynasty culture week!"

……

Miss Pixiu really acted quickly.

As soon as Fenghe and the others arrived home, the goods also arrived as promised.

A tall man in black and white gloves was in charge of carrying it, and soon there was a hill piled up in the porch.

Qiao Zhenzhen gave her water again, um, whose name was so long that Fenghe couldn't remember, and took out two pink bills, saying that it was called a tip.

Then she stopped looking at the boxes and bags spread all over the floor, and pulled Fenghe over and sat down on the sofa, saying that she was going to drag her into some... group?

"Everyone in it is talented, and they speak nicely."

Slender and slender fingers dexterously jumped on the screen, and soon, Fenghe's phone rang, it was WeChat——

[Zhenzhen] invites you to join the group chat.

Qiao Zhenzhen said that this small symbol with green bubbles is a communication tool used by everyone in China.

Now the gods have imposed restrictions and sealed off the Three Realms, so goblins and gods can also use it, which is very convenient.

Feng He clicked to agree.

[Being a Demon in Xinhai] Group reminder, [Zhenzhen] invited [Haha] to join the group chat.

She was greeted neatly:

【New photos!Red envelopes!Self introduction! 】

【New photos!Red envelopes!Self introduction! 】

……

She understands sending out red envelopes, Qiao Zhenzhen just taught her, "What does this...explosive photo mean?"

"Oh, don't worry about them, no one is serious every day." Qiao Zhenzhen waved her hand.

She replied in the group:

[This is my alias, so I won't post the photos, please be your own mother. 】

I'm not a fox: [Cut, it's boring, I thought there was a new little banshee. 】

Drilling into Qian's eyes: [No, no, no, you have to send a red envelope if you blow up the group. 】

A pig under Mount Putuo: [Yes, yes, red envelopes. 】

"Hey, the world has changed, all the goblins love money so much."

While sighing, Qiao Zhenzhen made a group red envelope worth 2000 yuan in Huaxia coins, and looked at Feng He: "I'll show you a real fried group."

She clicked send, and said in the group:
[The red envelopes have been distributed, and those who received the red envelopes should also introduce themselves. Your names have been changed so much that I don’t recognize them anymore. 】

Feng He's cell phone crackled and rang, she lowered her head, sure enough.

I am not a fox: [I am a vixen]

Drilling into Qian's eyes: [I am Jiaojing]

A pig under Mount Putuo: [I am pig essence]

……

A comma: [Uh, I'm a human? 】

In a residential house in Xinhai City Development Zone, a man with a half-bald forehead looked at the screen of his mobile phone.

It says "You have been removed from the group chat by the administrator".

He scolded: "Damn, what's the cosplay breaking group, isn't it just grabbing a red envelope? As for it?"

……

There was a commotion in the group.

After receiving the red envelopes, all the demons quickly died down after making jokes.

"This is the organization of our Yaozu in Xinhai City. It's basically a dead group. Occasionally there will be some useful news. You can just dive and have a look." Qiao Zhenzhen threw the phone aside, "Come on, let me write something interesting for you of."

"Mmm Good."

With Qiao Zhenzhen's help, Fenghe set the group as Do Not Disturb.

Then she watched her ten fingers beating fast, and when the phone was returned, there were already several small squares on it that had never been seen before.

"This software can learn English."

Qiao Zhenzhen pointed to the green icon with the shape of a parrot on it, "There are also Italian and French, in short, all kinds of foreign languages. You should learn English first, that's it."

She poked open a lesson, and what was written on it didn't look much different from the pinyin alphabet.

"Hmm, does this cost money?" Feng He wondered.

No matter what era, knowledge is the most precious resource.

For example, after watching "The Great Song Emperor", she was dissatisfied with Song Zhenzong a hundred times, but he was able to write the well-known "Encouraging Learning Poem", which is still very good.

Even if the value of "the book has its own golden house, and the book has its own Yan Ruyu", this kind of value is too straightforward, but it is a simple truth in the human world.

Qiao Zhenzhen just poked it twice just now, can this foreign language be learned casually?

"It needs money, but I'll help you become a member." Qiao Zhenzhen smiled.

"Is it expensive?" Feng He worried that he didn't bring enough money.

"It seems to be more than five hundred years."

"More than five hundred taels of silver?? Or more than five hundred taels of money??"

"!!! It's Huaxia coins!"

Qiao Zhenzhen felt that with her shallow level of knowledge, it was difficult to explain to Fenghe how many Huaxia coins could be converted into a tael of silver or a consistent coin.

"Don't care about money." She puffed up her cheeks as if to cheer herself up, and looked at the girl with big innocent eyes in front of her: "I will support you!"

"…………Is it really possible?"

It was difficult for Feng He to hide the suspicion in his expression.

In the early years, she was the one who dug up the treasured elixir raised by the immortals in the Western Wilderness to feed this little white rabbit who didn't like to practice. Now that I hear this word, I can't tell what it feels like.

Qiao Zhenzhen put her hand on her shoulder:

"My lord! Times have changed!"

……

(End of this chapter)