Infrastructure: I survive in troubled times

"I heard that eating Wushi powder is strictly prohibited in the north, and those Wushi powder and prescriptions have been destroyed." My brother-in-law looked at him and said, "I heard that Wushi powder is poison."

"That's right! The gentlemen of the gentry know it too, but have they heard it? Keep eating what you need to eat." Da Sima shook his head and laughed, "I still laugh at the mud-legged people in the north who know what a fart and don't know how to enjoy it. I don't know. What is the ultimate bliss in the world, so ecstatic." Leaning back and swaying back and forth in the chair, he said, "So! It's useless to talk to them, and they really don't look down on mudlegs. "

"Aren't we also mud-legged, and you have become a big Sima." The uncle said in surprise.

"Are they afraid of me? They are afraid of the knife in our hand." Da Sima looked at him calmly and said, "This knife guards the country, so they can safely eat Wushisan, otherwise, you let them go by themselves Keep the land safe and secure the people?"

"What you said is too barebones!" The brother-in-law looked at him dumbfounded and said.

"The facts I'm telling are not adulterated." Da Sima looked at him with ice-like eyes and said, "I really think it's fun! It's a last resort, and other knives don't work well, so there's nothing you can do. As long as someone can For us, look at their faces again, they are hideous." He said soberly, "It is better to recognize the reality!"

"I'll listen to you." The brother-in-law looked at him softly and said, they were killed from the dead, and they were relatives-in-law. This friendship is extraordinary.

"Then tomorrow morning, I will propose peace talks." The brother-in-law said, patting the armrest.

"En!" Da Sima nodded lightly in response.

"Is there anything to eat? Is there no food?" The brother-in-law looked out, "Aren't you hungry?"

"Eat, eat." Da Sima ordered his servants to prepare the meal.

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A few days later, the eldest brother-in-law proposed peace talks and planned to rule the river.

Those gentry lords naturally disagreed, "How can a dignified man rush to make peace with a woman, how decent it is."

"It's degrading to let us submit to women, it's a shame to be gentle."

"We must get rid of her arrogance and let her know that men have the final say in this world."

"The rooster watches the morning, the image of a prodigal."

"She's a rabbit's tail, it won't grow."

Da Sima looked at the noisy court hall, which was like a vegetable market in the city, and kindly reminded them, "You ministers, that woman is now Chen Bingjiangbei, and she has entered Jiankang City in the blink of an eye." He smiled and said, " Don't just talk and don't practice! Which seven-foot man is going to meet the enemy!"

As soon as these words came out, a quiet needle drop could be heard in the court hall.

"Speak up! Didn't you criticize others for nothing just now! Why don't you fart now, I'm waiting for you to celebrate your victory!" Da Sima glanced sharply at the five and six of them. He said, "Why don't you say anything! Don't forget that you are the ones who pee standing up, so why are you wilting."

"That... Da Sima's words are justified. I think peace talks are better so that the people of the two countries will not be caught in the flames of war."

"Yes, yes, it is very good to draw the river and cure it."

"Well water does not interfere with river water, she takes her Yangguan Road, and we cross our single-plank bridge."

"The furniture in the north is pretty good, and we can use it openly."

How shameless!The brother-in-law looked at the rattan chair under his buttocks, what is this sitting on?Not sneaky either!

"That's right, it's good to talk about peace! It's better not to fight."

"It's not good to be killed, it's not good, God has the virtue of good life."

The benefits of peace talks come and go one after another.

"Since you have no objections, who will talk about it?" Da Sima flicked the dust on the court uniform, raised his head slightly and glanced at the civil and military ministers with different expressions.

The civil and military ministers looked at each other, and finally fixed their eyes on Prime Minister Da Situ.

"Of course it's Master Situ."

Da Situ pointed to himself when he heard the words, "No, no, who will be in charge of government affairs when I go!"

"Peace talks are the biggest government affairs." Da Sima said with certainty.

"Da Sima is right, peace talks are the most urgent thing right now."

"without further delay."

"They'll call when it's late."

"Since this is a peace talk, what should we do?"

"Of course it's a little taller. How can we say that we are also orthodox."

My brother-in-law couldn't help rolling his eyes in his heart, as if looking at a fool, looking at them civil servants and military generals, who still don't understand the situation and the reality.

Chen Bing is on the river, fight around them!

"How can you bow your head to a woman! No, absolutely not."

"Then you guys go to the peace talks!" Da Situ said directly, damn it, I won't serve you anymore.

I am facing the north side of the family, what you say behind is better than the singing, and the first one who gets cut off is Lao Tzu.

"Don't, don't, sir, don't be angry? We're just talking, and we have to listen to you."

"What do you say? Just do it?"

"We are going to peace talks, so we have to show sincerity." Da Situ said with his eyes swept over them.

"Sincere?"

"That's right! If you're not sincere, hurry up and find someone to talk to!" Da Situ said, clapping his hands on the back of his hand.

"Then how appropriate is this sincerity?"

"Let's talk about it first, this is not sincere enough, I don't want to go, I can't afford to lose this person." Da Situ said directly.

"But this treasury is empty!"

"The national treasury is empty, and there is the emperor's private treasury!" Everyone looked at the little emperor sitting on the dragon chair.

"No! Anyone who dares to take advantage of the emperor's private treasury, first ask me if the steel knife in my hand is willing." Da Sima said, holding the steel knife and looking at them with sharp eyes.

"Don't worry, don't worry, let's just say this, with you, I'm sure no one would dare to touch the little emperor's private treasury." Da Situ quickly comforted him and said, looking at Da Sima in embarrassment, and said, "What about the sincerity?" ?”

"It's a simple tax increase!"

"Yes, the tax will be raised from now on, not more, but [-]% more."

Da Sima looked at this group of bone-sucking guys, moved his mouth, and swallowed the words again. He was also one of them.

Oppose it yourself, okay!You show your sincerity and let the emperor reward you with a plaque.

"Everyone, everyone, how much sincerity is appropriate? There must be a number!" Da Situ glanced at them one by one and said, "Let's say it first, if you send beggars away! I won't go, I can't afford to lose that people."

"How much is appropriate?"

"500 million taels of gold and 5000 million taels of silver." Da Situ shook his hand with a slap.

"Hiss..." Everyone gasped, you are too cruel! "We can't afford that much at all?"

"That's too much, give less."

"Then you guys go to the peace talks." Da Situ said.

"Don't, don't, I really can't get it out. If we really have so much money, we will fight with Jiangbei's! There must be a brave man under a heavy reward. Why are you rushing to negotiate peace!"