The salty fish lady just wants to get over the wall

Chapter 11 011: Stealing Chickens and Dogs

Not only the two servants were terrified, but even the chief manager was terrified at night, for fear that the well-prepared meal would be snatched away by the unknown thief again.

We all know that the palace is not peaceful during this period, there are thieves coming and going every now and then, and the most favorite place of the culprit is the imperial dining room, every time she comes to patronize the imperial dining room, the imperial dining room is full of wind and clouds, as if being robbed.

The chief executive is also a depressed group. Why did this thief set his sights on the imperial dining room? Could it be that he was reincarnated as a starved ghost in his previous life?It's exciting to catch him in the imperial dining room.

What's even more frustrating is that the thief came and went without a trace, and he couldn't even catch him.

But having said that, Wen Nianruan was not a starving ghost in her previous life. Thinking of her previous life, she dominated the entertainment industry and had never tasted delicacies from mountains and seas. After transmigrating, she became a "starving ghost".

Because she was not favored by the emperor, there were only two servant girls, Qiu Bai and Yu Shuang, serving in the palace, and their cooking skills were average. Wen Nianruan ate all kinds of delicacies in his previous life, and he was extremely tricky about food.

Since Qiubai and Yushuang couldn't satisfy her stomach, she could only rely on her own efforts so that she wouldn't starve to death.

In the dim night, Wen Nianruan quietly avoided the patrolling guards.

With her light and nimble body, she easily climbed onto the roof of the imperial dining room.

In her previous life, she was in a mixed entertainment industry. She held a high position and was always in danger, so she learned Taekwondo and Sanda, and won many international awards, so that no one in the entertainment industry dared to bully her.

Now, she has been doing things like climbing over walls and roofs for more than half a year, and she has already mastered them.

Wen Nianruan crawled on the roof, dressed in black to blend into the night, squatting and rolling beside him, because its long white fur was very eye-catching, Wen Nianruan wrapped a layer of black gauze around its body.

Looking at it this way, um... this cat is even more obscene.

Gently lifting a piece of tile, Wen Nianruan threw down a rope along the small opening, with a hook on the front end, and the hook hooked accurately to a jug of wine placed in the imperial dining room.

Wen Nianruan pulled the rope up slowly, while Rolling aside opened his mouth like a dog, and his mouth was about to flow out.

Wen Nianruan patted it on the small brain, and whispered: "Be more successful."

If Gun Gun had a future, he wouldn't be kidnapped by her to be "wretched".

As for the perverted cat Gun Gun, Wen Nianruan picked it up.

When Wen Nianruan was stealing food on the roof of the imperial dining room for the first time, she always felt something staring at her from behind, and she turned around to find that it was a cat.

Still a pretty cat.

Adhering to the good virtue of seeing what one sees, Wen Nianruan generously rolled a chicken leg, and warned it not to spread it, not to make it public, not to make it public.

Just like that, Gun Gun was bought by Wen Nianruan, and since then he has been with her, gone on the path of obscene growth forever.

At first, Wen Nianruan thought it was a pet raised by a concubine in the palace, after all, Gun Gun didn't want to be a wild cat or a stray cat with his temperament.

In the end, I asked Qiu Bai to inquire about it, and it was confirmed that Gun Gun was not the cat raised by the concubine in the palace, so I kept it by my side, because it ate very fat, so I named it "Gun Gun."

Now Wen Nianruan doesn't know where this cat came from, nor who its previous owner was.

But now I follow her, it is her favorite pet, and I have been "sneaking" with it for the past six months, and the cooperation is pretty good.

Wen Nianruan opened the pot of wine, and the aroma was overflowing. As long as it was fine wine in the palace, she had always been unable to resist.

After drinking half of a pot of wine, Gun Gun pulled Wen Nianruan with his front paws, reminding her to save some for it, in case Wen Nianruan drank it all.

In the end, Wen Nianruan threw the remaining third to Gun Gun, and ordered another plate of dim sum by himself.

This time, one person and one cat didn't make a big fuss, because Xiao Jinran had been watching closely for the past two days, for fear of disturbing him.

Wen Nianruan only took out a few pieces from the plate of dim sum, and sent the plate back, but there wasn't much change.

After Gun Gun finished drinking the jug of wine, Wen Nianruan thought about sending the empty jug down again, after thinking about it, it was not right.

She put the jug in front of Gun Gun and nodded to it: "Hey, since you drank other people's wine, you have to give something back."

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Gun Gun was speechless, and naturally knew what Wen Nianruan was up to.

When it was indifferent, Wen Nianruan slapped it on the head and urged: "Hurry up, don't do it yourself."

Gun Gun was wronged, why didn't she come by herself.

Immediately, it reluctantly put its butt on the mouth of the wine pot, and took a dip. Cat urine smoothly.

Gun Gun's sad little eyes did not forget to stare at Wen Nianruan a few times.

Such an innocent and suave cat like him must force him to do such an indecent thing.

Everyone has seen it, it was this woman who threatened her, not it voluntarily.

After waiting, Wen Nianruan looked at the pot full of "Yuye," and smiled brightly at Gun Gun, "Hey, after drinking a third of it, you returned a pot, it's really good."

Gun Gun: Is this a compliment that it urinates a lot?
Ha people!

Wen Nianruan sent the jug down, then rubbed his hands on Gun Gun, raised his eyebrows at it: "It's called borrowing and returning, and it's not difficult to borrow again."

Those who drink this jug of wine tonight will really thank you!
According to the previous habit, every time Wen Nianruan finished harming the imperial dining room, he would take Gun Gun to run around in various palaces to see which palace was showing the "blockbuster action movie" tonight, so she enjoyed the lively scene .

But tonight Wen Nianruan didn't have this kind of elegance, because she found something happier than watching action movies.

Climb over the wall and find the national teacher!

The night wind blew gently, blowing away the dark clouds, revealing a round of bright moon hidden behind, and the clear light scattered on the ground reflected a wretched figure.

At the gate of Yueyao Palace, Xi Zhu was guarding the palace gate with a sword in his arms, when a cat-clothed figure suddenly appeared in front of him, sneaky and upright, with a tail behind him, it was a cat.

Wen Nianruan bent over and slowly approached the palace door step by step, whispering at the corner of his mouth: "I can't see me, I can't see me, I can't see me."

Xi Zhu twitched the corner of his mouth: "Ma'am, I can see you."

Unless he is blind, he can't see the big living person dangling in front of him.

"Huh?" Wen Nianruan stood up straight, stared at Xizhu, and said nonsense solemnly: "How can you see me, you should not be able to see me."

"." Xizhu was speechless.

Meaning, he should play blind?

"Hey, I'm just kidding you."

Wen Nianruan patted Xizhu's shoulder, and his face changed very quickly.

She glanced at the brightly lit hall, "Where's your master?"

"In the temple."

"I'll go in and take a look."

Xizhu just wanted to say "it's not right," after all, she was a concubine, but Wen Nianruan had slipped into the palace in a blink of an eye, and it was too late to stop her.

One person and one cat broke into other people's palace in such a grandiose manner.

(End of this chapter)