Biography of the Immortals

Chapter 418 Giant King Kong, why can't you know anything?

"Giantron! What a fart."

"Giant King Kong, dance a Compendium of Materia Medica."

"Giant King Kong, why can't you do anything?"

After watching too much cooking cloud, Yan Xi ordered Luo Pona, and he couldn't help but follow the example and order the Giant Linggong.The poor Giant Spirit and Robona are not the same species, so how can they dance the Compendium of Materia Medica?Luo Pona could sense the brain waves from Yan Xi.Yan Xi said that when they danced the Compendium of Materia Medica, they would also receive the dance scenes of the ladies and sisters at station B, so they could do it overnight and learn it immediately.

Where does Giant Spirit have this function?

As for farting?

Although modern scientific research shows that most turtles can also fart, it is not a common skill, and the giant spirit is not proficient.

Crab-faced Vajra's complexion is earthy, and he doesn't know the skills that the Giant Spirit doesn't know. He is most afraid of being missed and yellowed, and tries his best to hide in the Buddha's light of the bitter monk, for fear of being called out by the bitter monk to perform his talents.

Qingluogong's face was even more ashen, and her acting talent was the pain that she could never erase in her life.

When she was a little goblin in her early years, Qingluo Gong was brought into the palace by a deceased big goblin, and like the rest of the goblins, she would perform songs and dances for guests when she was free.

This experience of snail life has always been regarded as a great shame and humiliation by Qing Luogong.

She has always thought that if she succeeds in cultivating Yaogong, she doesn't need to perform singing and dancing for others?Where did I think, I still couldn't escape.

Yan Xi couldn't stand it any longer, and said, "Fang Yun disciple, don't give orders indiscriminately, how could the Ju Ling Gong be able to dance?"

He shook his body, released Miao Jialuo, and said, "Miao Jialuo, sing us a song about not being a hero!"

Several Robonas who can play musical instruments followed Miao Jialuo out of the void, sang and danced, bounced the pipa, and played the jade flute. Miao Jialuo didn't use a microphone, turned and cut his throat lightly, and sang an Internet-famous song in a soul-stirring, melodious and melodious manner.

The ancestor of Tongshan was even more stunned when he saw Yan Xi and the others playing such a show, and thought: "In order to maintain the image of an ancestor, how can I have the opportunity to watch this kind of singing and dancing?"

In fact, how Miao Jialuo sang, because the cultures of the two worlds are different, and the ancestors of Tongshan can't appreciate it, but the few Robonas are all wearing Buddhist clothes and dancing lightly. They are all influenced by the authentic Two-dimensional culture. The classical singing and dancing in Jiayin world is comparable.

Even the Patriarch Tongshan couldn't bear it, and hurriedly said: "This kind of singing and dancing is unsightly. Old man Nayun, do you want to watch this if you have nothing to do?"

There is contempt in the words.

Nayun old man snorted and said, "Don't do this kind of singing and dancing, your Uncle Tongshan can't stand it."

Yan Xi thought for a while and said, "Miao Jialuo, let's talk about it."

Miao Jialuo looked melancholy, like a bird, with an awkward smile, like Norah, and said on the spot: I want to fight against the three customs!
It was only then that Yan Xi discovered that it was no problem for these things to copy songs and dances, but the originality was too poor.

Talking about the talk show as De Yunxiu, if Miao Jialuo is fat, Yan Xi can't tell whether she is Yue Yunzhipeng or Li Xuezhiqin.

Nayunsou and Tongshan looked at each other. When Miao Jialuo said De Yunxiu, the next few Luo Pona were still dancing, and the two old men who watched were a little angry.

Old man Nayun said: "Apprentice, don't show any talents, and get some drinks for Master Tongshan."

Yan Xi immediately took a large can of fruit and vegetable juice that he was not "willing" to drink, and handed it to Tongshan Patriarch and Nayun old man, and the two old men drank it so that they had no desires and doubted life.

It's not good to say it's delicious, but it's not good to say it's delicious?What does this taste like!
Peng Yun sacrificed the giant spirit, but he didn't know what to do, and asked, "Brother Ku, what do you usually let the crab-faced King Kong do?"

The bitter monk thought for a while and said, "Chanting sutras!"

Peng Yun thought for a while, and said to Giant King Kong: "You should also recite the scriptures! Don't recite today, and read it when I am in a bad mood."

Mr. Ju Ling was startled, and said to himself: "When you are in a bad mood, if I recite scriptures, I'm afraid I will be used as a venting bucket."

Peng Yun was discussing with Monk Ku, whether or not, everyone is free to fight with a fight, anyway, in the future, the junior sister and senior brother may also have this thing, when eating, drinking and smoking, watching the fight is better than being in a daze?
Monk Ku just felt that this matter was unreliable, when he heard ten demons flying towards the sky like thunder rolling.

He wiped his sweat and shouted: "Master, Master, the monster is here again."

Yan Xi shouted: "Don't be afraid, we still use the tactic of cheating. I don't think they know it. Some of their companions have already been trained as escorts, so they won't be wary of this tactic."

With a flick of Peng Yun's sleeve robe, he took away Mr. Giant Ling, and by the way, Mr. Qingluo, the little junior sister, and Monk Ku also took away King Kong with Crab Noodles.

The two approached old man Nayun, old man Nayun thought for a while, and cast his magic power to take their two disciples and grandchildren, and said to the old ancestor of Tongshan, "Let's continue!"

Yan Xi shouted: "A Tu Ye, this time it's you who lures the enemy."

Atu Ye flew out into the air, and Yan Xi called out from the ground: "Master, why did you take away the Fish and Dragon Dance fan?"

He yelled a few times, but saw ten evil spirits flying together, he ignored A Tu Ye, a tall and tall demon male, holding a treasure in his hand, sneered, and said: "No matter how clever the plan is, It can’t be used every time.”

Yan Xi called out, "Are you saints?"

"Don't eat this trick?"

Seeing that Yan Xi's strategy was no longer effective, the old man Nayun released Peng Yun and the bitter monk, and they all rode the light together and soared into the sky.

Yan Xi did the calculations, and sighed, old man Nayun, the patriarch of Tongshan, he and two apprentices, plus three escorts, Duke Qingluo can't be counted for the time being, and there are only eight people, which is still less than the other party. .

These demon princes refused to separate, staring at them, Yan Xi had nothing to do.

The two sides fought and left. After all, Yan Xi's side was not too disadvantaged by the number of people. Nayunsou and Pengyun each wielded their swords, and sometimes they turned around to fight. A few monsters.

The two sides slowly moved from land to sea.

Yan Xi was still worried at first, wouldn't it be bad if he encountered other big monsters in the sea?Old man Nayun saw through his worry, and said: "San Baigong sent more than [-] demon princes out to look for fish, dragon and dance fans. Now almost all the big monsters in the sea are on the road, but the sea is a little safer."

Yan Xi thought for a moment, it really is so, as long as you don't meet Sanbai Gong, there are no demon lords in the sea now, even if there are still, if you have not been invited by Sanbai Gong before, you may not be able to make a move in the future.

Many big monsters of the sea clan sleep deep in the bottom of the sea, and they often don't show up for hundreds of years, and their temperament is quite "steady".

Yan Xi followed old man Nayun, and rarely took any shots. Among this group of people, he had the worst swordsmanship. Even the bitter monk was better than him. He didn't want to use Buddhist magic. Spell, what do you mean by dying?
Yan Xi thought hard, how to break the situation?

Suddenly remembered one thing.

　Fifth watch, asking for a monthly ticket

　　
　
(End of this chapter)