growth male god

Chapter 22 Tell a joke, don't take it seriously

During this period of military training, the restlessness of adolescence has caused a lot of affection among the young girls who have just entered high school.

In this Werther-style turbulent age, any tiny emotion between the opposite sex may set off a huge storm in a teenager's heart!
on the training ground,

From time to time, there are boys showing courtesy to girls with drinks and snacks.

But... There are very few people who are as fraternal as Lu Shaoan!

Seeing Lu Shaoan, the person in charge of the military training who came back empty-handed, there was a sigh in the ranks of the first (twenty-two) class, but they saw Lu Shaoan shuttling back and forth among the girls in each class, and there were many pretty girls among them.

Fatty Xiaobai Lin Zishan immediately came forward to gossip: "Brother Lu! Tell me, which one is sister-in-law?"

Boom~
Lu Shaoan went up to give this kid a slap on the back, "Xiao Linzi, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately! Those...why can't they all be your sister-in-law?"

???

Lu Shaoan's words successfully attracted a group of people nearby, all of them were eight meters away from him.

Lin Zishan: "Without a heart of shame and evil, you are not a human being."

"Hehe~"

Some coquettish words successfully covered up the incident, and Lu Shaoan's face returned to seriousness:

"Stand up and continue training."

……

In the evening, I went to study at night.

The big head and the small head had a whim, and insisted on going for a run with Lu Shaoan, saying what it was to follow the example of a self-disciplined male god and exercise well~
Actually~
It's just that Qian Zhiwei and Zhang Deshuai, envious of Lu Shaoan's current fame, came here to get closer and feel more prestigious.

After all, the fight in the dormitory in the past two days caused one to be injured and the other to be disabled, and rumors have already spread!

Lu Shaoan walked in the dormitory, no matter whether he knew someone or not, whenever he saw each other, he had to smile and shout: "Hello, Brother Lu."

The little attendants Qian Zhiwei and Zhang Deshuai have straightened their backs these two days, and in the dormitory, they are no longer as wretched and cowardly as before, and they start to walk sideways.

~
When Lu Shaoan finished the five kilometers, Qian Zhiwei and Zhang Deshuai were already sitting in the stands, exhausted, waiting for him!
Seeing that the moonlight tonight was not bad, Lu Shaoan was not in a hurry to go back to the dormitory, and chatted with the two of them sitting in the stands next to the playground.

"Brother Lu, what do you want to do in the future?"

"I never thought about it, who knows~ After all, what happens in the future is called the future only when it happens!"

"It's a bit esoteric, Brother Lu."

"Haha."

Looking at the vast starry sky, there are thousands of stars shining, mysterious and bright.

With the cool and warm autumn wind blowing, Lu Shaoan couldn't help showing a comfortable smile on his face.

The present is the past of the future, the present is the future of the past, and the future is the present of the future.

With Super Brain... in the future, no matter what, I will never tire of it~
The next day,

February 2015, 8,
The fifteenth day of the seventh lunar month is the Hungry Ghost Festival.

Xu Qing, the head teacher of the first (twenty-two) class of senior high school, arrived at the training ground early, and she took away the pass cards of the boarding students who were going to ask for leave~
The two-day holiday starts today, and the school will have a rehearsal on the 31st, and then the "Military Training Contest" will officially start on September [-]st.

"It's coming, it's finally coming!"

Thinking of the incomparably fragrant mission, Lu Shaoan was agitated. After all, last time, 1 point of physical fitness increased his appearance by five points.

!

Looking at the lazy people in the class, Lu Shaoan was extremely strict today. For that task, he had to step up his efforts to make sure that the senior one (twenty-two) class won the first place in the competition in a few days.

"Zhang Deshuai, show me your strength with your punches. If you continue to punch like this, I will give you a set, so that you can experience my military punches."

"I'll change it right away, Brother Lu!"

Zhang Deshuai didn't want to try to be arranged by Lu Shaoan with a set of military punches. After several days of punching, the concrete floor under Lu Shaoan's feet was severely stamped out by him with two lines of black marks.

When I went back to the dormitory with Lu Shaoan yesterday, Zhang Deshuai took a look at his shoes, what a guy~ he just glued on the old baby.

Fortunately, Lu Shaoan brought two pairs of shoes, otherwise he would have made a fool of himself today!
~
After arresting a male student who was currently punished, Lu Shaoan felt a little headache when he looked at the female team.

First of all, there is Shang Nanyi, the head of the stab, that small fist is really worthy of the name "Gangster Excitement Fist".

Lu Shao'an looked at the sound, "Yao Ying, you... oh! You take Shang Nanyi and Bai Yulan out for me, and take them aside to practice alone."

"it is good."

After Yao Ying heard this, she immediately called the two of them out.

Seeing this, Shang Nanyi was immediately unhappy, and immediately shouted at the two of them: "Yao Ying, Lu Shaoan, what are you doing? Why did you call us out alone."

"What are you doing? Let's see Yao Ying come and do some martial arts. Come Yao Ying."

After Lu Shaoan finished speaking, Yao Ying on the side obediently punched the military boxing seriously...

"Did you see it? This is called military boxing. What do you call it? Embroidery boxing? Who are you? Wen Song."

"Lu Shaoan, you..."

"What about you, you are the worst fighter in the class right now. Not only that, but you have also brought down Magnolia, and now she is just like you, she is so weak~"

"Lu Shaoan, why do you say that about me!"

"Why? Just because I am the person in charge of our class's military training, I don't want to ruin a good pot of soup just because of you."

"You... Lu Shaoan, you..." Seeing the eyes of everyone looking at him, Shang Nanyi's eyes suddenly burst into tears.

"Woooooo~"

As soon as he let go, Shang Nanyi actually ran straight away.

－Publish task－
Level: second

Requirement: Coax Shang Nanyi back and make her happy.

Reward: money +500, experience +2
Failure: Money - 500
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"I go!"

Seeing this, Lu Shaoan immediately asked Yao Ying to continue the training with the rest of the class, and he quickly chased after him.

"Fuck me... This Shang Nanyi is a runner, right? I've never seen her so fast!" Lu Shao'an was immediately happy when he realized that he couldn't catch up with Shang Nanyi~
Shang Nanyi kept running until she reached the back door of the school where there was no one there. She wanted to open the door and run out, but the door was always locked with a big lock and surrounded by iron fences and barbed wire. It's so good.

Lu Shaoan: "Run...! Oh, I'll go...you girl... you can really fucking run!"

Panting heavily, he put his hands on his waist and looked at Shang Nanyi who was squatting on the ground, holding his head and crying.

"Why don't you run away? Keep running~"

"Woooooo~"

Seeing her crying without looking up, Lu Shaoan walked up with a little frown, and sat next to her.

"Oh! I'm sorry, Shang Nanyi. Earlier...my words may have been harsh."

"It's ugly? You know it's ugly! There are so many people, but you actually say that about me... woo woo woo..."

When Shang Nanyi raised his head to look at Lu Shaoan, his face was full of pear blossoms with rain, but it made Lu Shaoan feel bad. He has been soft-hearted since he was a child, and he hates others crying, especially girls~
He immediately apologized in a panic: "Okay, I was wrong. I'm sorry! I shouldn't have said that to you."

"Woooooo~"

Seeing this, Lu Shaoan thought for a while and decided to tell a joke to coax the girl: "Ahem, stop crying! I'll tell you... tell you a joke!"

Regardless of whether she listened or not, Lu Shaoan started talking on his own: "It's true... where did it come from?" After thinking hard for a while, he finally remembered a joke:

"Oh yes, it's in that animal school."

"One time in a school exam, Crayfish was caught cheating in the exam, and then the invigilator asked him: Crayfish, whose work did you copy?"

"The little lobster looked at the little girl in the river clam, and honestly confessed: Teacher, I copied the clam (awesome)!"

"The teacher said: You are a good (clam) fart~"

"Hahaha." No matter whether Shang Nanyi smiled or not, after cursing this sentence, Lu Shaoan himself could not stop laughing.

"Lu Shaoan, are you dissing me?"

?

"How can it be!"

Seeing Shang Nanyi put away his crying face, Lu Shaoan suppressed a smile and hurriedly said: "This joke is not funny, then I will tell you another one."

"Okay, I don't want to hear it anymore, your jokes are not funny at all."

After listening to Shang Nanyi's words, Lu Shaoan smiled awkwardly. Anyway, no matter whether it's funny or not, she just don't cry and it's over~
"That won't work. I have to make you laugh today. I have to come up with my bottom-line joke. Just listen to it as a joke. Don't take it seriously!"

After finishing speaking, Lu Shaoan sighed, and spoke with a lonely expression:

"When I was young, I went to the street with my mother. I asked my mother: Mom, my classmates said I was ugly. Is what they said true?
My mother looked around, covered my mouth and said: good boy, how many times has my mother told you, don't call me mom in crowded places~ Mom~~"

When he said the last sentence, Lu Shaoan's tone was full of tears.

"Hahahaha! Ah~hahahaha!"

A long laugh up to the sky shocked this uninhabited area, startling sparrows~
Shang Nanyi: "Lu...Lu Shao'an, your joke...hahaha, is your joke true...hahahaha~"

Seeing him clutching his stomach and laughing like crazy, Lu Shaoan kept smiling without saying a word, and got up silently.

really!

The happiness of others is always based on their own pain...

Senior one (twenty-two) class.

Everyone looked at the returning person in charge, Lu Shaoan, and Shang Nanyi behind him with a smothered smile, and they were all shocked~
Seeing that Shang Nanyi came back, Wan Shan was still punching vigorously, he couldn't help shaking his head and said in amazement: "It must be Lu Shao'an, Shang Nanyi can take care of her! Monk Nanyi junior high school I've been a classmate for three years, and I haven't seen anyone who can take care of this little witch so quickly, even Qin Songya sometimes doesn't listen to her~"

After hearing this, Cheng Zhihan nodded and said with a smile, "No! To make Shang Nanyi so obedient, Shao'an is a real bull."

aside.

Qin Songya heard the two people's words, looked at Shang Nanyi who hadn't wiped off the tears on her face, but now laughed from time to time, really couldn't figure out how her tablemate Lu Shaoan made her change back so quickly.

She secretly thought: No, I have to use this trick of my deskmate...

In front.

Lu Shao'an looked at Shang Nanyi who was serious about boxing, and Bai Yulan who was beside him clapped his hands and said, "Okay, Shang Nanyi, not bad. This is how you fight like a decent one~ Bai Yulan, you should learn more. "

"Yes!"

The two nodded in agreement.

Seeing this, Lu Shaoan didn't feel too embarrassed, and let them return to the team to continue training~
……

When school was dismissed at noon, Qin Songya took Shang Nanyi's hand and walked out of the school. She asked curiously: "Nanyi, how did Lu Shaoan coax you? Tell me quickly, and make me happy too."

Hearing what my best friend said, Shang Nanyi remembered the scene when he left behind the school~
Lu Shaoan looked at himself viciously and said: "Girl, let me tell you, the joke just now is a secret. God knows, you know, I know. If someone else finds out~"

As he spoke, he made a gesture of wiping his neck.

Hehe, wipe your neck?

I want to wipe my neck and let everyone know this joke.

~
Looking at his best friend Qin Songya, Shang Nanyi smiled faintly and said, "Hey, acridine. I can't tell you for now, wait... I'll tell you about it after your next birthday~"

"This... ok!"

Qin Songya nodded helplessly, she knew what Shang Nanyi didn't want to say, no matter how hard she pried her mouth to trick her, she couldn't ask.

The two chatted and laughed and left the school...

(End of this chapter)