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Chapter 171 Ma Xiaoshu is dishonest
Next to him, Lu Han who was doing his hair came over and asked in a low voice, "Ma Xiaoshu, why did she kick you?"

Ma Xiaoshu gnawed on the steamed stuffed bun: "Do you really want to know?"

Lu Han thought for a while, then smiled and shook his head: "No, I don't want to know anymore, I'm afraid I will be silenced by you."

He thought he had guessed it.

In fact, last night was very pure, horribly pure, that's why Yang Li was so tired, unable to sleep in the middle of the night and tired of reciting the Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra.

Ma Xiaoshu was different, he just fell asleep.

After everyone put on their makeup, they were taken to a science and technology museum by the car of the program team, where there were many sculptures of Avengers heroes.

Three guests, Ma Xiaoshu, Yang Li and Sha Yi, were hiding in three boxes, and suddenly appeared, which startled Lu Han and Deng Yue, obviously they didn't know this way of appearance.

Li Chen and Chen He helped Sha Yi out of the box, Yang Anzhu reminded: "Be careful not to get your crotch stuck."

Then, Lao Sha got stuck in the crotch, and the atmosphere was very hilarious for a while.

Ma Xiaoshu came out second.

Teacher Sha reminded: "Be careful not to get stuck in the crotch."

Ma Xiaoshu's long legs stepped out in one step, and said, "I can't get stuck, did you see it? Teacher Sha, there is a kind of food, guess what it is?"

Sha Yi: "Don't you just have long legs? What are you talking about?"

Chen Hedao: "You didn't understand, that is, his legs are longer than yours, and instead of riddles, he played a kind of food. What kind of food?"

He was also puzzled.

Deng Yue: "What is the length of the legs? Fried chicken legs?"

Lu Han: "Then I'll roast the leg of lamb."

Everyone also looked at each other and searched, why did they put it as a mystery when they came up?Long legs, what is it?
Next to it, Yang Li in the third box covered his face and said, "Oh! This is simple, the length of the legs is the cake (height)!"

She understands Ma Xiaoshu's rotten stalks, and Lao Yang can be regarded as a generation of female car gods, with a lot of experience.

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then: "Puff ha ha ha ha ha..."

Especially Lu Han, who knelt down on the ground laughing.

Sha Yi couldn't laugh or cry: "Can this be broadcast? Can this be broadcast? Ma Xiaoshu, I always thought you were honest."

The director below nodded and said: It can be broadcast!Just a riddle.

What is this scale?
Ma Xiaoshu smiled: "If you think I'm honest, it only shows that you are too honest."

Sha Yi was speechless, he was indeed too naive.

Before Ma Xiaoshu made his debut, he got along day and night with those college students in school, and he was so flirtatious every day, how could he be honest?A guy who forced Mr. Pei's survival show into a gourmet show, would he be an honest person?
Li Chen looked at Yang Li who was trying to get out of the box: "She's the one who gets crotch stuck."

Yang Li stuck it out directly, spreading his hands: "I don't have any fragile items on me, are you afraid of getting stuck?"

Li Chen's driving skills are not as good as being defeated: "Uh..."

Yang Li added another sentence: "It's not like Mr. Sha, who got stuck in a pole vault."

Yang Anzhu hugged Yang Li and said, "Sisters, take it easy."

Sha Yi hides far away, I will not participate in your dangerous chat, Lu Han also hides far away, he also wants to play but is afraid.

What is this?

Why did you drive first when this issue came up?
Wang Chulan laughed until tears came out, and imitated Sha Yi's jump when she got stuck just now, recreating the pole vault.

Chen He commented: "The description of pole vault is true and very accurate. Boss Yang understands it very well! Then again, what is a woman with long legs?"

Yang Li covered his face and pretended to be shy, at least he had to pretend: "I don't know, don't ask me!"

In the distance, Lu Han raised his hand: "Is it milk cake?"

Everyone looked at him and didn't speak.

Lu Han withdrew his hand resentfully: "I'm sorry! Director, please cut this paragraph..."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "It's obviously a lipstick that girls often use, brother Lu, where are you going?"

Lu Han: "You are even dirtier!"

Ma Xiaoshu looked innocent: "What's wrong with the high lips? What are you thinking?"

Lu Han was taken aback: "The lips, the lips? I thought..."

Everyone burst into laughter.

Xiao Lu is still too simple, while Ma Xiaoshu is young but has great driving skills, so he has something.

Deng Yue's crow's feet burst into laughter, and he came up and covered Lu Han's mouth: "Don't say a few words, Ma Xiaoshu will take you to the ditch to bury you. I didn't expect Ma Xiaoshu to be such a Ma Xiaoshu. He was still very tired after eating last night. Quiet!"

The director was afraid that they would talk too much, so he quickly called them to line up and advance the process.

Individuals stood in a row, three flying guests were seated C, male artists stayed away from Ma Xiaoshu one after another, because Ma Xiaoshu became the first height.

Leaving aside the three short ones, both Deng Yue and Li Chen are exactly 1.8 meters tall, Chen He's public report is 1.8 meters two, and Ma Xiaoshu is generally 1.8 meters four, but he is half a head taller than old Deng and Li .

It is normal for the entertainment industry to falsely report their height.

This is why Mr. Cai said before that he thought Ma Xiaoshu was 1.9 meters tall. Standing with many male artists who reported 1.8 meters, he was half a head taller.

The director team said that the three superstars of Marvel Avengers will release tasks for everyone in person, which made the guests excited and screamed.

Deng Yue said: "Is it really a real person? Ah, you are excellent?"

Li Chen: "We are going to heaven!"

Chen He shook his head: "It's too expensive, it's too expensive... How about giving it to me in cash."

Several others were exclaiming.

On the big screen, a video of Iron Man immediately popped up: "Hi everyone! Run, Brothers, I'm Robert Downey, in Avengers, everyone calls me Iron Man..."

Everyone continued to exclaim, this is an international superstar!
Teacher Sha also howled twice, and then: "What did he say? Why are there no subtitles?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "He said his name was Robert Downey. Old Tang said he played Iron Man in Reunion. He was a billionaire and inventor who was keen to save the world... He also said that Chen He was a genius and Deng Yue was an excellent Captain of..."

Sha Yi: "Don't translate blindly."

The video ends soon.

"Yes! Give us the official translation."

Deng Yue also looked at the program group, and pretended to understand when he watched it just now, but in fact, he has to wait for the official translation of the program group after the recording.

Director: "Ma Xiaoshu's translation is very accurate."

Everyone looked at Ma Xiaoshu strangely, the well-known bumpkin star on the Internet, who could speak English?

Yang Li said proudly: "What is this? Ma Xiaoshu went to record "Extreme Survival" and communicated with Mr. Pei in English. His English is very good."

Deng Yue: "Isn't it translated? I always thought his English was dubbed."

Ma Xiaoshu: "I'm average, and I've passed CET-[-]."

Of course, this segment was cut, and there was no need for the other show's name to appear.

Next is the video of the actors of Spider-Man, Rocky and the Hulk. Ma Xiaoshu is responsible for the translation of the whole process, and there are no shots.The other people in charge of the performance understand, and, when the cue hits them, get excited and give enough reactions.

Obviously, when the film is completed, Ma Xiaoshu's translation scenes will be deleted, creating an illusion that everyone can understand English.

"Hulk said... Li Chen, some people say you are the strongest in the team, but recently you have become obsessed with beauty, I don't know what you have in your mind."

Li Chen said: "Wow! How do you know this?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Is there a possibility that the lines were written by the program crew? They just read it?"

Li Chen: "Director! Re-record my reaction."

Ma Xiaoshu was held back by Yang Li, so don't speak, let him pretend.

Li Chen recorded it again: "Why does the whole world know about this?"

Satisfied.

The program team also wrote lines for the three guests.

Ma Xiaoshu continued to translate: "Yang Li is kind-hearted, I hope you will do well today. Ma Xiaoshu...forget it."

He didn't translate his part.

Zheng Kai: "What did the Hulk say about you? You can translate!"

Chen He's English is also very good: "Hulk said, I heard that Ma Xiaoshu is very good at fighting, and I hope to defeat all of us today. I am very disdainful, okay? Our show has always been a show that tests intelligence, and we can't win by force No matter how strong Ma Xiaoshu is, can he be stronger than Jin Zhongguo?"

Li Chen said: "It's really hard to say."

Chen He was taken aback: "Huh? Huh? He's so thin, compared to Jin Zhongguo?"

Li Chen explained very seriously: "I tried his strength with him last night. His strength is much stronger than mine, and it should be about the same as Jin Zhongguo, and his fighting skills are very powerful."

Lu Han, who was strangled naked by Ma Xiaoshu, also nodded: "His strength is too terrifying! He can probably crush me to death directly."

Deng Yue started playing tricks again: "Why don't you wrestle with Ma Xiaoshu, Big Hei Niu?"

Li Chen: "Am I crazy? Wrestling with him? Why don't you compare with him?"

Deng Yue said seriously: "I don't want my child to have no father."

Chen He: "Okay! We all know that Ma Xiaoshu is a powerful artist, and we also have nimble artists, as well as intelligent artists, such as me. So, it is not certain who will win in the end!"

Yang Li disagreed: "Why do you think Ma Xiaoshu is stupid? He just has a bad brain."

Everyone laughed, and that's all?

Don't think that being able to tell two dirty jokes makes him look smart, Ma Xiaoshu just doesn't look very smart from the outside.

The video continued to play, and Iron Man went online again. Those words just now were just passing through the stage, and what follows is the topic of this issue.Iron Man said that today there are some challenges to complete to compete for the seat of a new superhero-Speed ​​​​Man.

it is good!
The session of rubbing against each other's IP is over, and everyone will perform a little sigh as usual.

Li Chen: "It's so cool!"

Wang Chulan: "I want it..."

Yang Anzhu: "They should be invited over."

Then, the program team showed off the galloping man's suit, and the audience was instantly stunned. What the hell is this?

Yang Li laughed outright, and complained to Ma Xiaoshu: "It's so ugly!"

Chen He: "Whoever wants to be whoever wants to be, anyway, I don't want to be a galloping man, Ma Xiaoshu, why don't you come?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "I don't even want to be the guardian of Yangcun, but I still want to be your galloping man? I refuse!"

Deng Yue: "Is it because the clothes are too ugly?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Is this ugly? This is ugly, okay? I've never felt so uncomfortable when I looked in the mirror."

This sentence directly broke everyone's defenses, yes, uglier than Ma Xiaoshu!

No desire at all.

(End of this chapter)