Chapter 173 (add 20190113222044268 for book friend 16)

Now there are four people in the rest area, Lu Han, Wang Chulan, Zheng Kai and Li Chen, they are discussing whether Ma Xiaoshu beat Yang Li.

Only Lu Han firmly believed that no, how could he hit a woman?

Ma Xiaoshu is definitely not that kind of person.

The other three experienced men didn't think so, who hasn't hit a few women yet?Sometimes you get angry when you don't hit someone.

Seeing Yang Li's ghostly look in front of Ma Xiaoshu, there is obviously something wrong, maybe it's not just as simple as beating.

Deng Yue, Chen He, Yang Anzhu, and Sha Yi, who finished the game, watched the monitor in the shed at the finish line, where there was a real-time picture of the game.

This game is very simple. The program team rushed the guests with water cannons, forcing them to run forward, rush over the foam board and fall into the mud pit. The aluminum alloy board on the other side could not be hit and had to detour. The last part was to wear sticky slippers to climb the slope , to see who the two guests run to the finish line first and ring the gong, the winner can get a clue.

Deng Yue: "Eh? What happened to the director? Why did you switch Ma Xiaoshu to the left? I still want to see him fall into the mud."

Yang Anzhu was covered in mud: "It was on purpose, specifically to bully girls."

Sha Yi: "I also want to see Ma Xiaoshu fall into the mud!"

Chen He said with a smile: "Is there something wrong with you? Of course, Yang Li fell into the pit for fun. Is Ma Xiaoshu's good looks necessary? I heard that he can be bold and timid. Let's see if the water cannon can scare him. "

There are emojis of Ma Xiaoshu hiding in the closet after fleeing secretly, and there are many GIFs of Ma Xiaoshu single-handedly killing the devil fish. Therefore, everyone on the Internet knows that Ma Xiaoshu is afraid of ghosts and is not afraid of anything but ghosts.

The four of them stared intently at the screen. In the screen, the director was reminding them to take off their shoes.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Take off your shoes? Could it be a toe press?"

Yang Li took off his sneakers: "It seems so."

The staff next to him subconsciously took two steps back.

Yang Li was speechless.

Ma Xiaoshu helped explain: "Boss Yang's feet are no longer smelly now! Beriberi can be cured."

Yang Li looked at Ma Xiaoshu even more speechlessly, (****)! ! :"what are you saying?"

Ma Xiaoshu said: "The employee saw that you took off your shoes and avoided it. Let me explain to you. Athlete's foot is caused by fungal infection, which is normal and easy to treat! There are no sebaceous glands on the soles of the feet and between the toes, so there is no inhibition. The fatty acids of skin filamentous fungi have poor physiological defense function, but the skin sweat glands in these parts are very rich, which is conducive to the growth of filamentous fungi..."

Yang Li (⊙﹏⊙): "Shut up!"

Ma Xiaoshu looks innocent, I'm helping you!

Yang Li blushed.

The four-person group of "spectators" in front of the big screen had different expressions.

Yang Anzhu covered her face in embarrassment and smiled, what the hell... the death scene of a large society!

Ma Xiaoshu is really a good employee of the century!

Chen He and Deng Yue looked at each other, instantly understood the information in each other's eyes, and then burst out laughing.

Sha Yi also laughed: "Hahaha... Ma Xiaoshu is such an idiot, he explained the causes of athlete's foot seriously, and even popularized science. It's so funny!"

Deng Yue spread his hands: "Watt?"

Chen He was startled, and looked at Sha Yi: "Mr. Sha, is this what you're laughing at?"

Sha Yi's smile froze: "Then why not? What are you laughing at?"

Yang Anzhu laughed uncomfortably at first, but being teased by Sha Yi again, her stomach hurts from laughing.

Chen He: "Lao Sha, don't you think it's more terrifying for Ma Xiaoshu to know that Yang Li's feet don't stink? May I ask, how did he know? How did he know?"

Deng Yue said: "He is still very firm! It means that he knows the rumors on the Internet, and asked Yang Li to confirm that it doesn't stink. Do you think it is such a story?"

Chen He: "No matter what method is used to confirm, his boss didn't refuse!"

Behind this is the logic of careful thought and fear, which is not complicated.

Sha Yi was stunned after hearing this, his mouth opened wide: "Really?"

Yang Anzhu held her face together: "My mother! I laughed so hard! Yang Li also has today! That stupid Ma Xiaoshu doesn't know that he's blown away, hahaha..."

Sha Yi: "Can this be broadcast?"

Chen He laughed out his emoji: "What are you thinking? Of course it will be cut off, otherwise, the whole country will know about it. So it's okay?"

It was indeed cut when the show was broadcast, and the audience didn't know that Ma Xiaoshu blew himself up.

Ma Xiaoshu is the best at chatting, but this time he really didn't realize it, and he looked dazed.

Why are the staff nearby snickering?
Boss Xiao Yang's feet are smelly?

Why do these people have no professional qualities at all?How dare you laugh at the guests?

Especially the guy holding the water pipe, he was lying on the ground twitching with laughter, he looked so cheap, Ma Xiaoshu wanted to beat him up.

An old driver like Yang Li, who has been in the field for a long time, also blushed to the base of his ears. Under the eyes of everyone, you missed the truth. It doesn't matter if you are a man, what about me?Am I shameless?

Make you talk more!

Now the whole program group knows—Ma Xiaoshu knows that Yang Li's feet don't smell bad.

So... how did he know?
Please make your own associations!
Yang Li had given up struggling, stroked his hair, took a deep breath, and glanced at Baima Xiaoshu.

Ma Xiaoshu couldn't figure it out, but he was very forceful. He pointed at the director and said, "Cut this part and don't broadcast it!"

The director couldn't help it: "Pfft..."

Want you to say?
Oh shit!Absolutely!
Yang Li was laughed at by Ma Xiaoshu, and beat Ma Xiaoshu while laughing: "Stop talking! I'm so annoying... Box box box..."

Angry, ashamed, and funny.

After a while, with the intervention of the director, the staff members regained their composure and prepared to continue recording the program.

Ma Xiaoshu actually wanted to ask Yang Li what they were laughing at, but Yang Li kept warning him.

wow——

"Ah ah ah..."

The water cannon suddenly started and hit Yang Li's back, scaring her almost to tears.

After the water cannon launcher charged Yang Li, he planned to aim at Ma Xiaoshu again, but what about Ma Xiaoshu?
"Uh……"

Ma Xiaoshu directly turned over the water cannon launcher, grabbed the water cannon and punched him in the face, boy, I have tolerated you for a long time!How dare you bully the guests?
The show crew are all stupid, what's going on?
The quartet of "watching the battle" slapped the table with laughter again, Ma Xiaoshu, you are a real Nima show!

This part was not cut, the audience saw Ma Xiaoshu's anti-killing program group, and the barrage burst into applause:

"It has to be my brother Ma!"

"Good job!"

"This program group has encountered some difficulties, hahaha..."

"Laughing to death, he made the staff stupid."

"My brother tree in society, people don't talk harshly."

"Ma Shui Pao: Please stop being obsessed with brother, oh brother is just a legend!"

"After all, he was singled out with Mr. Bei. This skill is really good."

Yang Li stomped and shouted: "Ma Xiaoshu, stop, that's the program flow."

The program team also turned off the water cannon, so close to the staff, afraid that the employees would be washed to death by Ma Xiaoshu.

Ma Xiaoshu then put down the water cannon and strolled back: "The process? Didn't tell you earlier... What are you doing with the sudden flushing? It scared me."

You are so fierce, it's hard to believe that you are scared.

Yang Li explained: "That's for us to run forward, to knock on the door, hurry up."

She ran out first.

Ma Xiaoshu came later, hit the aluminum alloy board with a sound, and bounced back.

Yang Li looked so tough?So he gritted his teeth and used all his strength to bump into it, and then...

slap~
The foam board is broken.

Yang Li's petite body flew out, and there was a pool of mud in front of him.

wow~
"Ahhh! It scared me to death, what is this? I'm wet... What kind of game is it really..."

Boss Yang was still in shock, his face, hair, clothes and pants were all covered in mud.

Ma Xiaoshu looked at it, hehe, it's quite interesting.

Although he was thinking about it, the dedicated Boss Yang was still trying to move forward.

Ma Xiaoshu stepped back and continued to bump, his eyes were firm: "I understand! The doors on both sides are made of different materials, and the door on this side is a little harder."

Keep hitting!

Bang! !

The aluminum alloy board trembled.

Chen He looked at the big screen: "Is this guy's brain full of muscles? He won't go around?"

Deng Yue said: "He may just simply obey the rules, hahaha, he is still bumping, how can the aluminum alloy board be bumped away?"

Chen He: "This kind of person doesn't use his brain... what the hell!"

Deng Yue: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!!"

Sha Yi next to him: "Oh my god, is this still a human being?"

Yang Anzhu's eyes almost popped out.

I saw that Ma Xiaoshu kicked the aluminum alloy panel open a crack, then broke the door frame with one hand and the panel with the other, and pulled to both sides, the aluminum alloy panel was pulled halfway by him, revealing a space as big as the door.

She understands Yang Li a little bit, this terrifying core strength, can't it drive people crazy?

At the same time, Yang Li was wearing sticky slippers on the track, and found that Ma Xiaoshu was still hitting the door, so he knelt on the track and reminded Ma Xiaoshu: "Go around, around... Wow!"

She happened to see the picture of Ma Xiaoshu tearing apart the aluminum alloy plate with his bare hands, and she was full of a sense of accomplishment. My Xiaoshu is so good!

Ma Xiaoshu walked into the door and clapped his hands: "This door is indeed a bit difficult to open."

Barrage:

"Ma Xiaoshu's IQ is offline again."

"Isn't this normal?"

"It is estimated that he will have to run into the world in front of this door?"

"I go……"

"Open!"

"Break it apart with your hands? My fucking head is scared."

"Cow batch!"

"That's okay too?"

"Hahahaha! Chen He was petrified."

"The big black cow can't compare to him, right?"

"I'm suddenly looking forward to tearing up the nameplate!"

"It's time to find Jin Zhongguo and tear him apart, Li Chen obviously can't do it."

"He is so thin, where does he get so much strength?"

Ma Xiaoshu walked to the track next to Yangli, put on the sticky slippers according to the staff's reminder, and asked Yangli: "Why don't you go? Wait for me?"

"I'll wait for you."

Yang Li also wanted to win, so he turned around and ran, then fell down naturally, and had to move forward slowly and with difficulty.

Ma Xiaoshu understood, the slippers are very sticky.

So, he lifted his feet vigorously and strode forward. The stickiness was indeed great, but it did not affect Ma Xiaoshu's balance and speed. It felt a bit like walking in a seedling field.

Yang Li looked at Ma Xiaoshu walking past her in a stupid way, and made a frightened emoji (っ°Д°;) っ: "Oh..."

The quartet watched the battle and shook their heads. This power is indeed too much.

Soon, Ma Xiaoshu came to the finish line, but he didn't hit the gong, he was waiting for Yang Li.

Boss Yang squirmed forward desperately. After 2 minutes, she finally reached the finish line covered in mud and sweat, and said to Ma Xiaoshu, "Let me win!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Otherwise, what would I do waiting for you?"

Yang Li jumped up, o(〃'▽'〃)o: "Really?"

Ma Xiaoshu nodded.

"hey-hey……"

Yang Li smiled openly and went to knock the gong.

Boom!
wow~
"Ahhh...Ma Xiaoshu~"

Yang Li fell down, shaking Ma Xiaoshu next to him, good guy, is it another mechanism?

The winner who strikes the gong first will fall down, and there are boxes full of feathers below.

Ma Xiaoshu crouched next to the trap and looked down, only to see Yang Li, who was still in shock, lying sprawled among the feather piles, his body was covered with feathers, which was really interesting.

Yang Li: "Scared me to death!"

Ma Xiaoshu stretched out his hand: "Come on, I'll pull you up."

Yang Li struggled to get up, and handed both hands to Ma Xiaoshu, who pulled her into the air with force.

bang~
The door of the box below opened.

Yang Li, who fell in the air, looked very embarrassed: "Is there a door?"

"Oh!"

Ma Xiaoshu had just lifted Yangli up, but when he heard that there was a door below, he threw her down again.

"Hey??!"

What the hell is the group of four watching the game lying on the table laughing and throwing it back?

Ma Xiaoshu didn't think there was anything wrong, and walked off the stage with his hands clapped, his clothes were clean, because he didn't get into the mud, he didn't even sweat, and his hair didn't mess up.

Yang Li crawled out from the door, looking embarrassed, white feathers were stained on the slippers, muddy clothes, face and hair, fluttering.

When the two stand together, the effect of this contrasting variety show comes out.

Yang Li asked, "Why did you throw me down again?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Didn't you say there is a door below? I thought you wanted to go through the door."

"Scared me!"

"What's none of my business? You're looking for the program team."

"But……"

"you win."

"Eh? That's right, aha I won! Yeah~"

I suddenly became happy.

Under the guidance of the staff, Ma Xiaoshu and Yang Li also came to the viewing area. Chen He and Deng Yue winked at Ma Xiaoshu, looking a little wretched.

"Ma Xiaoshu can do it!"

"Xiaoshu is very considerate in serving the boss!"

Ma Xiaoshu didn't know it and said, "I'm ordinary, but I'm more obedient."

Chen He: "Hahahaha..."

Deng Yue: "It's good to be obedient! Well, it's good to be obedient, hehe..."

Sha Yi didn't fit in with them because he wasn't perverted enough.

Yang Anzhu also teased: "Our boss Yang really enjoys it. I said why Jiaxing suddenly signed a singer."

Ma Xiaoshu sat in the chair and frowned: "What are they talking about? I feel that there is something in the words."

Yang Li pressed his head against Ma Xiaoshu's chest, the height was just right.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Eh? Eh?"

Chen He: "Oh yo..."

Yang Li: "Shut up!"

Chen He raised his eyebrows, he couldn't say anything, he just laughed.

Ma Xiaoshu looked at Yang Li, then at the two flamboyants, gradually understood, and asked Yang Li, "Did you slip the tongue?"

Those four laughed like crazy, even the honest Sha Yi couldn't help it, it was too difficult.

Yang Li broke the jar and said, "It's sort of."

Ma Xiaoshu is very angry, I will deal with you well later!Don't worry at all, how will it end now?
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