Country Composer

Everyone laughed, it wasn't that Xiao Shenjiu wanted to humiliate himself, although it was true, but the main reason was that Xiaoma Xiaoshu's answer was too straightforward and fast, almost in seconds, without thinking at all.

Yang Anzhu shook her head straight, this one is really a rare species in the entertainment circle, the key point is that no one thinks he is impolite when he talks nonsense, only that geniuses have a flawed side.

Guan Tongtong quietly asked Gao Wen: "Has he always talked like this?"

Gao Wen: "Yes, he is very honest."

Guan Tongtong: "..."

What the hell does this have to do with honesty?This is short-sighted!No wonder the silly roe deer hits him so well.

Shen Yan was furious: "Why didn't you get beaten to death?"

Sha Yi said: "I know this, because no one can beat him!"

Yang Anzhu echoed: "Yes, anyone who has watched "Let's Run" knows that Jin Zhongguo was torn apart by him in seconds."

When this show aired, "Let's Run" was all over, so there was no spoiler problem.

Shen Yan asked Ma Xiaoshu to break his head again, insisting on punishing this young man. He pointed at himself, Sha Yi, and Zhu Feng, and said, "Ma Xiaoshu, according to your statement, why is Teacher Zhu Feng the c position among the three of us?"

Everyone held their breath because Zhu Feng was older.

Ma Xiaoshu: "It must be because Teacher Zhu Feng is highly respected and has both virtue and art!"

Shen Yan took a breath: "This time, you don't care about your age anymore? I stand here because I am old, and he stands here because of his high morals and prestige, his virtue and skill? You don't even want to use idioms to me."

Ma Xiaoshu had a stupid and cunning face: "Look, did I hit the mark?"

Shen Zhuan was speechless.

Host Shen Bo: "Okay! Ma Xiaoshu's explanation about position c is reasonable. Let me explain the rules of this episode. Among the ten of you, there are two spies, one is an agent, and the agent's code name is Nightingale. Identity Information……"

In short, this episode is playing a werewolf killing game. The program is divided into two teams, namely the ace team with four people and the guest team with six people.

The spies are Shen Chuan and Sha Yi, and the nightingale is Yang Anzhu.

Ma Xiaoshu didn't understand the rules at all, because Jackdaw kept talking about pioneer music, Ma Xiaoshu was very annoying, if you are a pioneer, don't adapt classic songs, write pioneer music yourself.

Whoever loves pioneers will go crazy first, anyway, I am not crazy, I only copy good songs.

So, when it came to the first round of the game, Ma Xiaoshu sat far away from the Jackdaw, and sat directly on the edge.

This is an indoor variety show, and the recording is generally very easy.

The first round of the game is you draw and I guess, there is no difficulty, Ma Xiaoshu wanders outside the whole time, his eyes are erratic and his expression is blurred.He was distracted again, this time he didn't "write a song", it was pure distraction.

Wang Kunli asked Gao Wen: "What is Ma Xiaoshu doing?"

Gao Wen: "It's just a distraction."

She is used to it, Ma Xiaoshu and her can be distracted while playing the box-changing game... It once made her feel a little inferior.

"Ma Xiaoshu! Ma Xiaoshu?"

The host's cue is crazy, and it's too obvious that his mind is distracted.

Gao Wen poked her boyfriend.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Why?"

Gao Wen: "The host is calling you."

Ma Xiaoshu: "What did you call me for?"

Host: "I want to ask why you don't participate in the game and why are you distracted?"

Ma Xiaoshu said firmly: "I didn't lose my mind! It's impossible, I was very focused. I was just thinking about what idiom sister Yang Anzhu drew."

Host: "Yang Anzhu has gone down, and now Teacher Sha is painting. Brother!"

Ma Xiaoshu said: "I said the wrong name."

host:"……"

Just stubborn?

The guests couldn't help but laugh too, this kid is really tough!
Gao Wen also laughed happily, Brother Xiaoshu is really amazing, the host can't beat him!

Shen Bo: "The answer to this question has already been released. You said you didn't pay attention, so let me ask you what is the answer to this question?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Gao Wen, what's the answer?"

Gao Wen: "Extreme joy begets sorrow!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "The answer is correct!"

The host was going crazy: "You come! This round you draw!"

Ma Xiaoshu got up and walked up: "I come and I come. I, Ma Xiaoshu, are famous for working hard, how could I be distracted?"

This round is the topic of names.

The first question: Cao Cao.

The host is happy to see the joke, let me see how you draw!This kind of name is actually the most difficult to draw, especially the names of ancient people.

Ma Xiaoshu didn't even think about it, he drew a t, and put a dot on that horizontal line.

The host laughed badly.

The guests in the audience were confused, what the hell is this?word?Not like it!
Sha Yi complained: "Brother, are you a painter? Your appearance is a bit too abstract."

Jia Ling: "Xiaoshu...how about we come down? The program crew stopped broadcasting this episode, ah! Don't lose this person!"

Shen Zhuan sneered: "Don't tell me that you drew an old man!"

The Jackdaw suddenly realized: "Oh! Shen Zhuan! Is the painting Shen Zhuan?"

Shen Zhuan: "Who are you insulting?"

The host smiled and shook his head: "No, I can only say that Ma Xiaoshu is not a problem artist, but... something is wrong with his mind. I don't know what he drew, and it has nothing to do with the answer."

Ma Xiaoshu continued to speak stubbornly: "I've already painted it very well! I'll add a little more, and it will be more obvious."

After finishing speaking, he added another dot to the lower right of the t, and the pattern became a t with two dots.

Everyone was even more lost in the lake, laughing so hard that they couldn't see.

Guan Tongtong's eyes widened suddenly: "I see! Is it... Cao Cao?"

Shen Ji was irritable: "Which eye of yours looks like Cao Cao? If this is a painting of Cao Cao, would you believe that Cao Cao crawled out and beat him?"

The host was suddenly shocked: "The answer is correct! This... I missed the question? Guan Tongtong, tell me, how did you guess it? I didn't even understand it!"

Everyone looked at Guan Tongtong, especially Gao Wen. She didn't understand what the code was.

Guan Tongtong explained: "One horizontal and one vertical, the map is cut into three pieces, so it is the Three Kingdoms, and a dot is drawn on it, so it refers to the one in the north of the Three Kingdoms, which is Cao Cao!"

Everyone was shocked. What kind of brain circuit is this?Can you match this?
Yang Anzhu: "Then what is the point below? Soochow?"

Guan Tongtong himself burst out laughing: "Puff goose goose... no, that is a Bian character, Cao Cao's wife's surname is Bian, Mrs. Bian... goose goose goose, my god, I feel ashamed to guess this, what? Brainstorming..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Look! How obvious!"

Everyone is numb, this... Only the ghosts can guess!Guan Tongtong's brain circuit can keep up with Ma Xiaoshu, there is no one else.

Gao Wen was already dumbfounded, wow!Brother Xiaoshu is so cultured!

One dot is the Three Kingdoms, and two dots are the surnames.

Why didn't I think of it?It seems that I still suffered from being uneducated, and I need to study more in the future...

The host is still not convinced: "You, you, come again!"

just come.

When the second question came out, Ma Xiaoshu drew it in a snap. It was very simple, with an irregular ellipse on the left and a knife on the right.

Everyone was confused again, and the host shook his head, unable to understand.

Ma Xiaoshu was triumphant after finishing the painting, I'm awesome!
The guests were chattering at Ma Xiaoshu, can you be serious?What is this painting about?The answers are also varied.

"Forensic?"

"Guan Yunchang? Big sword..."

"Jackdaw?"

"Yang Anzhu?"

"Sha Yi! Kill with a knife, homophonic stalk?"

"Puff Goose Goose Hungry..."

Guan Tongtong suddenly lay down on the seat and laughed, unable to straighten her waist or lift her head, and laughed so hard.

Sha Yi: "This girl is crazy! Ma Xiaoshu, it's all your fault!"

Ma Xiaoshu was full of confidence: "No! She knows the answer."

Everyone doesn't believe it, but who can guess that you drew such a ghost?
Gao Wen has low self-esteem, why can't I get Brother Xiaoshu's brain circuit?Must be my problem!Brother Xiaoshu must have drawn a lot of meaning.

When Guan Tongtong raised his head again, his face was flushed: "I know the answer, but this makes me feel very ashamed, I would rather not know!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "No, sister, it means you are smart, and they are all idiots!"

Everyone hated Ma Xiaoshu together, and then waited for Guan Tongtong to give an answer.

Guan Tongtong shamelessly said: "The oval on the left is the kidney, use the knife on the right to remove the kidney, it's just...kidney pain, Shen Yan. Goose goose goose...I can't do it anymore, die laughing..."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Look at it! Look at it! Why don't you say my Brother Lu has good eyesight! Smart! Cultured!"

The guests looked at each other in blank dismay, what kind of shit is this?

Ma Xiaoshu also figured it out?The point is, how can you handle Guan Tongtong?
Gao Wen suddenly realized that it was a homophonic stalk, brother Xiaoshu's thinking really diverged, amazing!Sister Tongtong is also very smart.

Host: "The third question, you have the ability to continue to draw like this!"

Of course Ma Xiaoshu will continue his own soul painting style.

Swish swish!
This time Ma Xiaoshu drew a little more complicated. He drew two stick figures, one on crutches and the other holding a stick. The one on crutches said 3q to the one holding the stick.

It's very spiritual.

Ma Xiaoshu was very satisfied with his work, and said, "If you can't guess this, then I can only say that the cultural level of the entertainment industry is too low!"

Shen Zhuan: "Why are you still attacking personally? I'm a university student!"

Gao Wen raised her hand: "I know, I know!"

The little girl was a little excited.

Shen Bo: "Gao Wen, you have to think about it. If you can't guess what Ma Xiaoshu drew, then you don't have a tacit understanding! Tell me your answer and see if you have a clear understanding."

Gao Wen is determined to win: "Gou Jian! Brother Xiaoshu's roommate, the lame one."

Ma Xiaoshu: "..."

The host Shen Bo shook his head: "That's not right."

Gao Wen was shocked (⊙?⊙): "How could it not be Gou Jian? Who else has no legs in the entertainment industry?"

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Not from the entertainment industry."

Gao Wen looked disappointed, could it be that I really can't keep up with brother Xiaoshu's thinking?
Everyone looked at Guan Tongtong collectively.

Guan Tongtong was taken aback: "What are you looking at me for? I'm really not a brainy person like Ma Xiaoshu. I don't understand what he's drawing. This time I really...eh?"

She froze suddenly, her expression gradually lost control.

The guests were also confused, what did they find again?Isn't it just two stickmen?

Ma Xiaoshu: "Sister, you are really educated!"

Guan Tongtong laughed again, lying on the table and slapping the table with laughter: "Goose goose, my God, please let me go, I really don't want to understand, goose goose..."

Everyone waited for her to finish laughing and stared at her collectively.

Guan Tongtong covered her face and said, "It's Lu Xun! Goose goose goose...the heavens! The earth!"

Collective shock.

Sha Yi: "If it were Lu Xun, I would eat the blackboard!"

The host was also terrified: "Oh? Come, come, come, Teacher Sha came to eat the blackboard, and the answer is Lu Xun."

Shen Yan narrowed his eyes: "This question...you must give me a reasonable explanation!"

Jia Ling: "I admit that I have no culture, but Tongtong, tell me what kind of culture this is? Let me improve!"

Guan Tongtong has nothing to love: "Ma Xiaoshu's painting is... breaking your legs and giving you a pair of crutches, and then telling you that you can't even walk without me, so you have to be grateful."

Jackdaw was even more confused: "What? What is this?"

Guan Tongtong: "This is Lu Xun's famous quote, which comes from an essay in "Hua Gai Ji", satirizing foreign slave compradors."

Ma Xiaoshu looked terrified: "What is cultured? This is cultured!"

Gao Wen nodded again and again, I also want to read Lu Xun, so thoughtful!Sister Guan Tongtong is really outstanding!

Guan Tongtong held her face: "Ah!

I don't want to be cultured! "

too frightening.

Shen Zhuan stabbed her: "This is not called being educated, this is called being sick! What we are playing is your painting, I guess, you and Ma Xiaoshu are exchanging illnesses."

Guan Tongtong was also speechless, dumbfounded, she really didn't want to share her thoughts with Ma Xiaoshu.

After guessing three questions in a row, Guan Tongtong felt that she was abnormal.

For the fourth question, Ma Xiaoshu once again solved it with one stroke.

Chic!

The host called the names directly: "Guan Tongtong, this question is up to you! No one can get Ma Xiaoshu's brain hole."

I saw a 6 written on the blackboard with some short lines drawn beside it.

Guan Tongtong wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said, "It's not difficult, but Liu is shivering from the cold, so it's Lu Han."

Everyone expressed their understanding. Compared with the first three questions, this logic is quite normal.

But the next question is not normal again.

For the last question, Ma Xiaoshu drew a cross with four arrows on it, and then drew a five-pointed star next to the arrow on the left.

Everyone was dumbfounded again.

Let you draw characters, draw characters, and do all kinds of abstract monsters!
Ma Xiaoshu was very confident: "Do you even need to think about it? How obvious!"

Everyone naturally and reflexively looked at Guan Tongtong again. Even Gao Wen looked at Guan Tongtong with admiration.

Host: "Guan Tongtong, please answer."

Shen Zhuan interjected: "Be reasonable! Tongtong, if you can answer all these questions, I'll ask Lu Han and Gao Wen what they think! Who is in love with whom?"

Yang Anzhu: "Xiao Lu must have gone crazy after seeing this issue!"

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Don't provoke dissension, my Brother Lu is not a stingy person, guess quickly, Sister Tongtong."

Guan Tongtong said happily: "I really don't know how to do this question! I don't know how to do it, haha!"

Freed!
Gao Wen whispered, "Could it be Pai Daxing..."

Guan Tongtong looked at Gao Wen suddenly, she realized again, and slapped herself on the forehead: "Isn't it? Goose goose... I really don't want to understand! Ma Xiaoshu, you are too paradoxical, help me... "

Yes, she guessed the answer again.

Gao Wen's Honey Juice Worship: "Who is it?"

Guan Tongtong sighed, desperately said: "Hey... either Gao Wen, or Anahan, or Teacher Wulike. The first two answers are the most likely."