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Chapter 201 Iron Man
Everyone on the stage looked at Ma Xiaoshu, did you speak human language?Isn't it normal for the entertainment industry to falsely report their height?

Lin Shuao also stared at Ma Xiaoshu, which NBA guard is not tall enough to wear shoes?

He Jiyong, as always, is good at resolving embarrassment: "Ma Xiaoshu... Then what if I say that I really have 181?"

Everyone was waiting for Ma Xiaoshu's answer, how should he answer this question?
Teacher He was not worried, he was smiling, he knew that Ma Xiaoshu, a psychopath, could answer anything.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Then I will be 194, is it fair?"

The artists suddenly laughed, the word "fairness" is very spiritual.

He Jiyong said: "It's as fair as when you walk on the catwalk. You can tell whether it's a mule or a horse at a glance. Just now, Ma Xiaoshu, how do you feel about your performance in the show?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Although my surname is Ma, I am a mule."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone is happy for Ma Xiaoshu's success.

He Jiyong: "The five of our guests today are so handsome that they will explode, and the other one is so stupid that they will explode. It is very fair. The reason why we invite these five guests today is that they have participated in basketball variety shows before, so, follow us Today's theme 'Basket Friends' is also very suitable."

Malan pointed to Ma Xiaoshu: "The five of them are very compatible, but this mule friend?"

He Jiyong: "He just recently became a boyfriend...friend!"

Ma Lan said with a smile: "So there are five guests and one homophonic stalk. No wonder Ma Xiaoshu looks so abrupt no matter in terms of appearance or temperament."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Today, my name is Mule Xiaoshu, thank you. I really envy you guys with the surname Ma!"

This shit is too bad, Ma Lan can't handle it.

That's all for Mule Xiaoshu, envious of Ma's logic, it made Ma Lan laugh out loud, she really didn't have the ability to control the field, even if she couldn't control herself, she still controlled the field.

Teacher He said: "Okay Mule Xiaoshu, please shut up, please? Let's interview superstars first..."

He interviewed Lin Shuao, Li Fangfang, Deng Neng, Wang Heli and Wang Minghao in turn, and talked about things related to suits. Everyone was wearing suits.

Because Ma Xiaoshu always grabs the scene and talk when he comes up, Mr. He must control the balance and give more scenes to other artists.

He Jiyong did not interview Ma Xiaoshu's experience of panting, because he was wearing a jacket today, because he joined in temporarily, and the program team did not prepare a suit for him.

Then there is the exaggerated ad placement link, which is too hard!

Ma Xiaoshu chose to distract himself in a corner, because... that mobile phone brand is a hostile force endorsed by Ma Xiaoshu, I will not advertise for you, and I will not give you the camera.

One thing to say, Ma Xiaoshu did a great job as the spokesperson. His mobile phone was replaced by Huawei's mid-range phone, his shoes were Red Star Nikes, and he carried a five-grain paddy field in his bag. He advertised whenever he had the opportunity.

Of course, Ma Xiaoshu can no longer advertise on his mobile phone in this program, but shoes and instant noodles should be fine.

Then I entered the first game of the show, called "Male on top of man".

36 straight men stood on the stage with the selected answers and asked the guests the same questions to see if the male guests could guess what the straight men were thinking. In fact, it was to test who among them was straight.

Before the game started, He Jiyong still couldn't hold back and cue Ma Xiaoshu: "Mule Xiaoshu, if you don't get everything right in this game, it can only explain a problem."

Audiences across the country know that Ma Xiaoshu is a straight man of steel.

Malan: "Explain Ma Xiaoshu's outfit?"

He Jiyong: "No."

Ma Xiaoshu: "It means they are not straight men."

He Jiyong smiled and gave Ma Xiaoshu a high-five. This sand sculpture can always get his thoughts, and it is very easy to bring this kind of person on the show.

The first question: In the eyes of boys, which action is the cutest for girls?
Li Weijia first asked Ma Xiaoshu: "Mr. Mule, could you please announce the correct answer first? Which action do you think girls do is the cutest?"

Ma Xiaoshu recalled carefully.

Ma Lan leaned on He Jiyong's shoulder and smiled: "He is seriously recalling the actions someone did."

He Jiyong: "I will Anli Xiaowen to watch this issue."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Duzui."

Everyone said oh a few times, and they didn't think it was a big deal. Will the straight man of steel lose to Duzui?
He Jiyong asked Lin Shuao again, and the answer was that girls are cute when eating.

Fantastic answer.

Li Weijia: "Those cheerleading girls, you often see them cheering for you, isn't dancing cute?"

Lin Shuao said ironically, "I don't think...it's cute."

Ma Lan: "Cheerleading girls dancing and cheering, can I really cheer you up?"

Lin Shuao curled his lips: "Not really."

Ma Xiaoshu suddenly said: "Lin Shuao, you will be assassinated by the cheerleaders!"

"Hahahahaha..."

Lin Shuao suddenly didn't hold back, laughing like crazy.

The expressions of the others are very cold, what is the point of the joke in Ma Xiaoshu's words?
But Lin Shuao couldn't stop laughing, wiped away tears, and pointed at Ma Xiaoshu.Because there was an NBA cheerleading murder case that shocked the entire United States, Ma Xiaoshu said this at this time, Lin Shuao really has a sense of imagery.

He Jiyong sighed: "Judging from Lin Shuao's answer, he is on the same level as Ma Xiaoshu."

When asked about Li Fang, he said solemnly: "I think... girls are the cutest when they spend the money I earn."

Ma Xiaoshu almost couldn't hold back his laughter, Deng Neng secretly pulled Ma Xiaoshu with his hands, apparently he couldn't bear it either.

Your answer is too honest, indeed many girls have spent your money.

Deng Neng's answer: "It's so cute when you cover your mouth and smile."

In fact, the program team has prepared alternative answers, which are: A pouts, B plays with hair, C covers mouth and smiles, D circles around.

The guests were divided into two teams, and the Malan group chose B to play with hair.

He Jiyong's team is still arguing fiercely, because Deng Neng and Ma Xiaoshu's mouth-covering smile and pouting are also options.

In the end, most people decided and chose C to cover their mouths and laugh.

36 straight men showed their answers, and 80.00% chose Duzui.

So, neither team was right.

Deng Neng and Li Fang went up to question whether they were straight men, what the hell is Duzui?

He Jiyong said: "Ma Xiaoshu is right. Why do we choose Deng Nuannan's answer instead of choosing the answer of the straight man of steel? He is not a straight man."

Ma Xiaoshu: "So, just trust me."

Deng Neng was still not convinced, and asked Ma Xiaoshu, "Why is pouting so cute?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "There is no why in the world of straight men? There is only what."

Deng Neng: "..."

In fact, there is a reason. After Ma Xiaoshu thought for so long, she found that Gao Wen's Duzui is the cutest, because most of the time when Duzui is on her toes, her eyes are closed, and her little face is full of expectations.

Isn't it cute?

Even Ma Xiaoshu couldn't handle it, so could it be the straight man's choice?
Question [-]: After quarreling with your girlfriend, what will you do during the cold war?
Ma Xiaoshu answered in seconds: "Play a game!"

Everyone, including the artists on stage, the audience in the audience, and the straight men opposite: "Hahahaha..."

Someone gave Ma Xiaoshu a thumbs up.

As a woman, Ma Lan stood up very indignantly: "Why? Ma Xiaoshu, won't your conscience hurt?"

Ma Xiaoshu shrugged and said, "She often interrupts me playing games. If we quarrel, then I can play games quietly! Unfortunately, we haven't quarreled yet."

He Jiyong: "So... you are already secretly preparing for a fight, right?"

Ma Xiaoshu scratched his head: "I don't have any plans for now. She's off to filming, she's far away, so she can't disturb me playing games."

Everyone laughed out loud again, is this okay to say?
Li Weijia: "Ma Xiaoshu, do you want to cut this part?"

Ma Xiaoshu said: "No, I am the correct answer."

Others expressed dissatisfaction and gave their own answers one after another.

Wang Heli's answer was also very straightforward: "What a great opportunity? Go out and say hello!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Alright, drink with the brothers."

Wang Heli shook hands with Ma Xiaoshu: "Look! How nice, let's go out together and play games together."

Li Weijia: "I think it would be useful to empty her shopping cart."

Ma Xiaoshu: "What do you do when you run out of money?"

Wang Heli: "I will just delete all the things in her collection, right Ma Xiaoshu?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Yes!"

Li Yifang: "I think I will have a cold war for a while."

Ma Xiaoshu: "You don't go out to have fun? You don't play games? What are you doing in the cold war?"

Li Fangfang said that this is not something that can be disclosed. Anyway, after the Cold War, I have plenty of things to do.

Deng Neng said: "I don't have this personality, I don't like the cold war..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "I don't like the cold war, are you going to fight her?"

Everyone laughed wildly, who the hell can bear it?

Deng Neng also laughed for a long time before adding: "I'm talking about the cold war, I will feel very uncomfortable, so I should reason with her and explain everything clearly..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's better to fight!"

Ma Lan also echoed with a smile: "This time I stand on Ma Xiaoshu, you are reasonable with the girlfriend of the cold war? Is it because you are reasonable that she is with you?"

Ma Xiaoshu said: "That's right! After you explain the truth, she realizes that she is really wrong, and she will only get angrier."

Deng Neng: "Why?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "As a straight man, I know it, but you don't understand? According to me, you take her directly to the octagonal cage, and whoever stands up will listen to her."

Another round of laughter.

Deng Neng said that he couldn't understand it. Is it wrong to reason?How do you tell who is right and who is wrong?

His warm man setting is really just a personal setting.

The answer given by the program team is: A invites friends to play games, B drinks alone, C immediately apologizes to his girlfriend, and D posts to Moments to gain sympathy.

The correct answer is indeed A.

But the Ma Lan group was selected first, and the He Jiyong group lost a round.

That's not the point, the point is that all straight men chose A, without exception, including those with girlfriends.

Everyone was stunned, especially the two hostesses, who said it was absolutely unacceptable!
Malan specifically interviewed Ma Xiaoshu, the provider of the correct answer: "Did you think that during the Cold War, your girlfriend hit the wall with anger and you played games in the next room, do you have a conscience?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's better than a fight, right?"

Malan was speechless.

(End of this chapter)