Country Composer

Chapter 213 Elopement
This video of Laijoer learning from the crippled Chen He later became a famous scene in Douyin. Every time Chen He had some news, someone would send this GIF of the job.

In this wave, Laijoer succeeded in grabbing the show.

After all, it is a dog who has been on the show for more than a month, and has a full sense of variety.

In fact, the earth dog has a very high IQ, and it is particularly humane.

It not only mocked Chen He, but also jumped outside the pigsty, very happy, as if saying: I'm going to kill a pig, I'm going to kill a pig!

Ma Xiaoshu found Wang Zhengyu, the producer of the show: "Old Wang, are you recording the show here?"

Wang Zhengyu: "Is it not possible?"

Ma Xiaoshu shook his head: "Can this be recorded for one episode? Besides, how do you provide accommodation for so many staff members?"

Wang Zhengyu: "The village chief solved it. We gave him the money. You only need to take care of the seven artists."

Ma Xiaoshu asked quietly again: "Is the effect of their program good?"

Wang Zhengyu said proudly: "Very good! You will be under pressure for your new variety show after watching the finished film."

Ma Xiaoshu: "If my program fails, it will be your fault."

Wang Zhengyu: "..."

He is also the producer of Ma Xiaoshu's new variety show. The director Zhang Yang doesn't do many variety shows and lacks experience, so Yang Li hired the master Lao Wang to check it out.

It is precisely because Wang Zhengyu is the producer of the two shows that they always want to prostitute Ma Xiaoshu for nothing.

In the end, Wang Zhengyu told Ma Xiaoshu: "Don't you kill the pig? What are you supposed to do? We filmed ours, and the three of them get together with you. It's funny if they don't do anything."

Ma Xiaoshu also cooperated, and Boss Yang came, so he had to give face.

Besides, the three are willing to come to Ma Xiaoshu, which is also a kind of recognition.

The staff of the program team pinned the microphone to Ma Xiaoshu, and Yang Li also asked for another one for Ma Xiaomiao.

Ma Xiaoshu went back to the pigsty and carried the pig out. The pig was not stupid, so frightened it frantically struggled, but it didn't work.

Deng Yue ran over with someone: "Want to help? Xiaoshu."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Yes."

Deng Yue: "How to help? What do we do?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "All you have to do is...get out of the way."

They were blocking Ma Xiaoshu's path, and they moved out of the way with a laugh.

Chen He complained over there with a teacup in his hand: "A bunch of people don't know anything and only add to the chaos, look at me, what is elegance?"

Laizhuo limped past him again, grinning.

Chen He's face turned dark: "You are enough!"

Yang Li laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his back, the fabric on his chest bounced wildly, this dog seems to be too smart, it would be good to record programs with Ma Xiaoshu in the future.

Ma Xiaoshu dragged the pig to the corner of the yard, where there was a one-meter-high stone platform, one side higher and the other lower, dedicated to slaughtering pigs.

He threw the pig onto the table, pressed the front two legs, and shouted: "Two people press the back."

It was originally the work of the old man and Miao Miao, but now it is no longer needed, and there are fresh laborers.

The youngest Wang Yichen and Zhang Qiyan ran over to help, but they didn't know what to do. The pig struggled a lot and was very dirty.

Ma Xiaomiao brought two aprons, but Deng Yue snatched them away.

In the end, it was Deng Yue and Lu Han who put on their aprons to help press the pig. They were quite strong, and with Ma Xiaoshu holding them together, the pig finally struggled.

Over there, Chen He asked Yang Li: "You go and try? Yang, press the pig."

Yang Li, who covered his face and didn't dare to look at her, let out a chuckle: "I'm not Yang Anzhu."

Old man Ma was recovering from a stroke, so he came over to help press the pig with a butcher's knife and a steel drill. He was afraid that these city people would not be able to hold the pig and hurt his only son, one of whom had already died.

The old woman also came to receive the blood with a porcelain basin, with a smile on her face.

Last year, the family did not dare to kill two hundred catties of pigs. This year, the family has money and wants to kill three or four hundred catties, but it is a pity that they did not feed such fat pigs.

Ma Xiaoshu's whole body weight was on the pig's shoulder, and he stabbed the pig's throat with the butcher's knife, simply and roughly.

Bright red pig's blood spurted out.

The pig let out a loud scream, and struggled more violently.

Fortunately, the old man Ma came to help, because Xiao Lu was kicked away by the pig and then rushed back, which was still a bit dangerous. The tour guide Wang Miyan also came up to help.

Deng Yue pressed the pig's butt, laughing until the corners of his eyes exploded: "Why did you fly out? Hold it down, use force, the knife is still in the pig's neck, it's very dangerous to break free."

Lu Han: "Hahahaha...it kicked my crotch!"

Old man Ma: "What are you doing here, a girl? Come on, a gay man!"

Lu Han: "..."

Everyone is holding back their laughter crazily. Don't laugh, you don't have the strength to laugh.

Ma Xiaoshu took out the knife, took the steel braze handed by his mother, inserted it along the opening of the pig's throat, and pierced the pig's heart.

In the distance, Chen He sat in a chair and shook his head:
"Cruel! It's too cruel. It's greedy just looking at it. Sucking... Today's food depends on it. It is foreseeable that it will be very wow! They can eat this pig-killing dish, thanks to my wisdom! Without me, they would starve to death!"

Yang Li hid behind Ma Xiaomiao, put his arms around her shoulders and buried his head, not daring to look at her: "It's too scary, eh~ Aren't you afraid, Xiao Miao?"

Ma Xiaomiao said coolly: "What are you afraid of? If it doesn't die, what are we going to eat? Besides, if you don't come, I will help butcher the pig."

Yang Li: "Do you dare to kill pigs?"

Ma Xiaomiao: "I'm just helping out. I'm not strong enough to kill pigs. I can only kill chickens and geese."

Yang Li sighed: "Wow, you are so amazing!"

Ma Xiaomiao: "I am ordinary, but my brother is amazing."

Yang Li kept talking to distract herself, and the pig's screams frightened her: "Your brother is not human. Last time he recorded a show, he cut the throat of a goat in front of me and splashed blood all over me, which scared me. There is a psychological shadow."

As the pig's blood poured out, the pig's cry gradually weakened, and it began to twitch before dying.

Several people pressed it for a long time until all the pig blood was drained.

1/3 of the pig slaughtering progress is completed.

Deng Yue was sweating and panting heavily: "Is this considered to be the end of the killing?"

Lu Han: "Where is it, the hair hasn't been shaved yet."

Deng Yue: "Oh, I'm sorry to laugh at you, I really don't have much knowledge, so just pretend I didn't ask."

Ma Xiaoshu picked up the dead pig and dragged it off the table. It was impossible for him to completely lift a pig weighing more than 200 jins, so he had to drag it away.

Several people from Deng Yue came to help carry it, and carried it to the plum tree outside the courtyard.

Here is another set of equipment, a table with a low head and high feet, with a recess in the middle, a wood stove under the table, and a large pot on it, which is used to boil water and shave pig hair.

Ma Xiaomiao brought an air gun to his brother, and Ma Xiaoshu inserted the tube through the pig's leg and started pumping air.

The pig gradually rounds up, so that it is convenient to shave.

Gathering his breath, Ma Xiaoshu said: "You guys came so suddenly, I have to go buy some food. Brother Yue, Brother Lu, and your teachers, please help my dad with the follow-up work."

Several artists nodded one after another. It seems that killing pigs is quite fun, and they really want to experience it.

So, under the command of the old man Ma, some carried water, some burned fire, and some got busy with shaving.

Chen He drank his tea and looked at his sprained foot: "How can you know that it's not a blessing if you lose your horse? Hmph hahaha... Don't come here to work! Hit you!"

Laijoer tilted his head to look at Chen He, and then... ran away with a limp, to watch the slaughter of pigs.

Aren't pigs more handsome than this man?

Chen He: "..."

Ma Xiaomiao came over to refill Chen He's tea: "Brother, you should drink less water, it's not convenient for you to go to the bathroom like this."

Chen He: "Ah! You are really Ma Xiaoshu's biological sister! Hmph~"

Ma Xiaomiao took a strange look at Chen He, and left, kindly reminding you that you are still acting weird.

Chen He faced the camera: "The Ma family all have the same personality! I even suspect that Ma Xiaoshu taught the dog to humiliate me, it's so rude! It didn't go to school, I don't blame it, if you want to blame it, you can blame Ma Xiaoshu! My master, there are any kind of dogs, you took a close-up of Laijoer's expression and slapped Ma Xiaoshu."

Ma Xiaoshu is not here, he took Yangli to the village chief's house, and the cameraman of the program team followed.

Yang Li was carrying a big pan, which was forcibly carried by Ma Xiaoshu.

Ma Xiaoshu handed a Huazi to the village chief: "How much did you charge them?"

The village chief said coyly: "Twenty people, three meals plus overnight, two... 2000 yuan, hehe."

Ma Xiaoshu: "The income is low. Their crew is very rich. Let me tell you, you can go to their leadership now, five thousand, not even a penny less."

Yang Li: "Pfft..."

The village head is eager to try.

The two cameramen looked at each other, is it appropriate to betray us so openly?

Oh, he is Ma Xiaoshu, so that makes sense.

Ma Xiaoshu went to the shed on the side as if entering his own house, took out the key of the village chief's 125 motorcycle, opened the car, rode out and said to Yang Li:

"Boss, get in the car, and I'll take you to the market."

Yang Li thought it was very fresh, stepped up and hugged Ma Xiaoshu's waist, and followed him away.

The two cameramen trotted to the entrance of the village and asked the driver to drive the van to chase them. On this mountain road, how could the van catch up to 125?

The program group was quickly left far behind.

Ma Xiaoshu rode very fast, Yang Li screamed in fright and hugged him tightly.

There are many bends in the mountain road, Ma Xiaoshu often brakes, and Yang Li turns round and flat, and then rounds and flats.

Yang Li didn't care either, she knew that Ma Xiaoshu definitely didn't do it on purpose, he would give Yang Li whatever he wanted, and he could take whatever he wanted, there was no need to do this at all.

She was quite happy, and for no reason had the illusion that Ma Xiaoshu was taking her to elope.

When the car drove to a slightly gentle river valley, Yang Li shouted into his ear: "I feel like you are taking me away!"

With a whimper in Ma Xiaoshu's head, he had "inspiration" again, and opened his mouth to sing:
Want to take you to elope
to the farthest town
Want to take you to elope
to be the happiest person
Yang Li was fascinated by what he heard, his eyes were red but his face was smiling, and he tightly wrapped his hands around Ma Xiaoshu.

When he arrived in the town, Ma Xiaoshu parked the car, took the pannier and carried it on his back.

Yang Li said, "Didn't you save up a motorcycle? Why don't you ride that?"

Ma Xiaoshu said: "It's a mountain bike, it can't carry people. You don't dare to watch the butcher. If I leave and leave you at home, you will be afraid."

Yang Li giggled and jumped on tiptoe.

(End of this chapter)