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Chapter 272 Hot Pot
"Why is this fox so ugly?"

Yang Li was not too scared, and even a little disgusted, because this fox died far away, unlike the sheep that spattered her with blood.

She covered her eyes and looked at it secretly. This was the first time she saw a real fox.

This fox is about forty centimeters long, not including the tail, and weighs about ten kilograms. Its fur is brown, it has sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, and its ears are a bit big.

Laizhuo was so frightened that he clenched his tail. He had never seen a fox before, so he thought the owner had killed the dog.

Gu Lina was going to be much more courageous, and took the fox from Ma Xiaoshu's hand and shook it back and forth: "It's enough to stew a pot, the main reason for the unsightly color is the color problem? It's dirty."

Yang Li was also curious: "That's right, this way to the north, why isn't the fox white? How beautiful is the white fox!"

Ma Xiaoshu was startled when he heard it all, "What white tiger? Don't talk nonsense."

The white tiger is pretty, but I don't want to say it.

Gu Lina looked at Yang Li, how did she do it?Technology and hard work?

Yang Li: "I said white foxes, white foxes look good."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Oh, I got it wrong."

When we returned to the camp, Deng Neng, who was lame, took over Sha Yi's job and was filtering water there.

He was pleasantly surprised: "What did you hit? A wild dog?"

Sha Yi took the fox and showed it to Deng Neng: "It's a wild dog, can't the fox recognize it? Oh, this one is heavy enough, Deng Neng, have you seen it? They say our program environment is bitter, but So what? Ma Xiaoshu and I killed each other randomly, with this strength, what environment can't we live in?"

Deng Neng rolled his eyes, and you were the only one who killed me indiscriminately. Just now, I took me to shoot pigeons, but the pigeons missed me and sprained my leg instead.

He was very shameless: "Are you in charge of Quack?"

Sha Yi: "Didn't I stay in the camp to protect you? If you resist, I will definitely go hunting foxes myself. It's all your fault!"

Deng Neng asked Ma Xiaoshu: "Is that so?"

Ma Xiaoshu opened his mouth and said, "Yes! You don't know, last time we started in the swamp, my Uncle Sha got a big one, and when he saw the crocodile, he jumped on it, and then we ate the crocodile meat for three days."

Deng Neng was stunned: "Really?! Then I've got Teacher Sha involved in this episode."

Sha Yi took the knife and began to deal with the fox: "Isn't it? But I don't blame you, you children are spoiled and spoiled, and you are not at all skinny."

Knowing the truth, Yang Li deliberately put a high hat on Sha Yi: "Teacher Sha is MAN, a real man in the wilderness."

Sha Yi: "Low-key, low-key..."

Lao Sha still knows how to deal with the fox, just like peeling the skin of a rabbit, he learned it during his special training.

Deng Neng saw that Sha Yi was proficient, so he believed it, and said with emotion: "I always thought that this show was Ma Xiaoshu's one-on-one show, but I didn't expect that Teacher Sha is also a master!"

Sha Yi brags: "What do you mean I didn't expect it? I have been specially trained, and I am bold when I am young, and it is half a catty heavier than yours when I take it out. In the first period, we crossed the sea on a bamboo raft and met a group of Sharks are a group, right at our feet..."

Deng Neng was nervous: "A real shark? What happened next?"

Sha Yi: "I was very calm at the time. Not only was I not afraid, it was even a little funny. Do you know what sharks are afraid of? Sharks are afraid of being hit on the nose. At that time, I..."

So Deng Neng didn't watch the first episode, and was taken aback by Sha Yi.

Gu Lina and Yang Li couldn't listen anymore, so they hid away and went to watch Ma Xiaoshu welding the frame.

Although the task of building a car is not urgent, it is okay to weld the frame first, so as to save the haste tomorrow.

After a while, Sha Yi came over and said to Ma Xiaoshu: "I have dealt with the fox. The problem is that the car battery is dead and the fire cannot be started. What should I do? Should I smash another video camera?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "I already have a gas welding machine, so I'm afraid there will be no fire?"

Sha Yi: "Oh! I'll get some wood to light the fire."

Ma Xiaoshu: "No, didn't you collect some antifreeze from the car? Take a newspaper..."

After Sha Yi listened carefully to Ma Xiaoshu's teaching, he remembered the life skills he had learned in special training, and he remembered Sha Yi as soon as he said it.

He asked again: "How to deal with the fox meat? It doesn't smell fishy, ​​can it really be eaten?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "You go back and stew it whole first, until it becomes a bit mushy. It's just an ordinary canine animal, without the strange smell in the legend. According to traditional Chinese medicine, fox meat is sweet and warm, and its main function is to nourish deficiency and warm In, detoxification of sores. Treatment of asthenia, forgetfulness, convulsions, water vapor yellow swelling, scabies."

Back at the camp, Sha Yi showed off to Deng Neng again: "Do you know how we made the fire yesterday? Don't you? I used batteries from old cars. Then guess how I made the fire today?"

Deng Neng: "Battery?"

"The battery is dead, it can't give birth."

"do not know."

"I don't know, do you? Watch it, brother will do a trick for you."

After speaking, Sha Yi took out the newspaper, poured some antifreeze on it, opened the plastic bottle, grabbed some potassium permanganate and sprinkled it on it, then kneaded the newspapers together.

"Look! It will take a little time."

Half a minute later, the newspaper burst into flames, which quickly caught fire.

Deng Neng leaned on his crutches and clapped: "Awesome! Teacher Sha, you are so strong. I have always misunderstood you before, thinking that you are a comedian, and you are not too smart."

Sha Yi raised the fire, put wooden sticks on it, and put his hands on his hips: "It's all an illusion! Those shows are just for entertainment, so I'll let them suffer. When it comes to our show, hehe~ That's the real story Yes, my strength has been fully demonstrated. If nothing else, let’s talk about lighting a fire, and I will know dozens of different methods..."

"Just cook fox meat like this? Let me ask quietly, is this really edible?"

"Of course it can be eaten. It's just an ordinary canine animal, without the strange smell in the legend. According to traditional Chinese medicine, fox meat is sweet and warm. Its main function is to nourish deficiency and warm the heart, and relieve sores. It can cure fatigue, forgetfulness, Convulsions, watery yellow swelling, scabies."

Sha Yi is like every treasure.

Deng Neng believed him, and he admired Sha Yi so much.

After all, Ma Xiaoshu should be strong, he is a big animal, and Sha Yi is so powerful, Deng Neng never expected.

No wonder he dared to be the host of the Survival Show!
Barrage:

"Wa hahaha……"

"Old Sha, are you going to laugh me to death?"

"This wave was installed by him."

"I have to say that Teacher Sha has a good memory."

"Deng Neng is stupid, don't believe him."

"These two are so silly!"

"Where's your face, Sha Yi? The national audience is watching you pretend."

"I can't even listen to the work, hahaha."

Sha Yi stewed the fox, asked Deng Neng to light the fire, and then took the crossbow and ran to hunt pigeons.

In the shipbuilding workshop, he jingled and shot a wave, not killing a single pigeon, and went around to ask Ma Xiaoshu for help. Brother Shu shot five pigeons, and then went to weld the frame.

Sha Yi carried the crossbow and returned to the camp with the pigeons.

Deng Neng expressed admiration: "Wow! Mr. Sha, you are so sneaky, you beat so many pigeons!"

Sha Yi threw the pigeon to the ground and shook his legs: "The wild pigeon is stupid. When it returns to the nest and does not move, it hits a hundred shots! You are too anxious today. Can you catch it when it is flying all over the sky? Young People, still can't be too impatient."

Deng Neng: "Yes yes yes..."

When it was getting dark, the drone of the program group came to deliver dog food again, but instead of leaving immediately after delivery, they shouted at Ma Xiaoshu.

"The program team considers that you are very difficult, so they are extra merciful and allow you to exchange your prey for other ingredients..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Wang Zhengyu, are you greedy for pigeons or fox meat?"

Drone: "Uh...the program team considers that you are very difficult, so they are extra..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Shut up! Just tell me how to change it."

Deng Neng complained: "Your program is really too stupid, and the producer is the worst!"

Sha Yi: "So he usually finds Ma Xiaoshu to communicate with, and he doesn't dare to mess with me. How can I get used to him with my bad temper?"

The voice of Wang Zhengyu wiping his saliva came from the drone: "Ahem... Well, one pigeon is exchanged for one dish. Let me first talk about the ingredients we have, including cabbage, kelp, potatoes, beef, yuba..."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Do you have hot pot dishes?"

Drone: "Yes, there are duck intestines, Maodu and Xiaojun liver, all frozen."

Ma Xiaoshu's program group, of course, always has hot pot dishes. It is a routine operation to eat hot pot after recording the show. After all, it is difficult to buy these dishes abroad.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "All five pigeons are given to you. We want duck intestines, tripe, county liver, bean curd sticks and cabbage. In addition, we will give you half a fox meat. You can weigh it. One catty of fox meat is exchanged for one catty of beef. How about it?"

Drone: "Deal."

This is Wang Zhengyu's most generous time in this program, not only because he is greedy for pigeon soup, he is indeed greedy, but more importantly, he wants to make more changes to enrich the program.

After all, it is called "Gourmet in the Wilderness", and the ingredients are complete, but the ingredients are too few every time to show the theme of food.

After the negotiation was over, Ma Xiaoshu fished out the fox, cooked it, cut it in half, put it in the drone's hanging basket with five pigeons, and let it go away.

He was troublesome to deal with the pigeons. Wouldn't it be nice to sit and cook hot pot with this spare time?

Ma Xiaoshu went to find a wooden board to make a cutting board, scraped it flat with a knife, fished out the fox meat and chopped it into pieces, then the drone that delivered the food came, and the beef alone weighed about three catties.

The seasoning provided by the program group contains hot pot base ingredients, which is very convenient to make hot pot.

As for the big Lieba that was left over at noon, no one looked at it again. Sha Yi broke it a little to feed the dog, and walked away cursing after coming to work, looking down on anyone.

The chopsticks that everyone eats are made of wooden strips, and the bowl is more interesting. It is an iron rice bowl welded out of steel plates by Ma Xiaoshu after unlocking the gas welding machine.

Deng Neng is not very active in his work and eats meat, but it doesn't delay him. The beef slices are sizzling, and he sweats after eating: "It's cool! I thought I would eat bugs when I came to record this show, but I didn't expect to be able to eat hot pot! Mrs. Sha, Mrs. Sha incredible."

Sha Yi: "It is also due to everyone, especially Ma Xiaoshu. I am in charge of technical work, and he does all the physical work."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Teacher Sha can be called a violent version of Mr. De, just say that this hot pot meal will make Mr. De want to cry!"

Gu Lina didn't eat much, she was blanching duck intestines for Ma Xiaoshu.

Yang Li ate a piece of fox meat and felt... weird, the taste of the meat was fine, it was because of his psychological feeling that something was wrong.

Gu Lina quietly came over: "Show or not?"

Yang Li: "No cat show."

(End of this chapter)