Country Composer

Chapter 319

Early the next morning, Ma Xiaoshu woke up startled, where are my pants?

Oh, the boss is lying on the side, then it’s no problem, while she is asleep, add some oil to her, come, come, take out the oil gun...

In the afternoon, Yang Li took Ma Xiaoshu to meet a director.

According to Sister Li, the director seems to appreciate Ma Xiaoshu's acting skills and hopes to cooperate with Ma Xiaoshu.But after reading the script, Yang Li was not satisfied and declined, but the other party has been revising the script, changing a total of six versions in two months.

Although the director is not good at writing scripts, but his attitude is very sincere, Yang Libian reluctantly let him and Ma Xiaoshu meet, if he can persuade any one of Yang Li and Ma Xiaoshu, he can also cooperate.

On the way, Ma Xiaoshu asked Yang Li: "Is this director famous?"

Yang Li shrugged: "I'm not well-known. Young directors who have made big online movies have never made theater movies."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Then why do you want to meet him? Because he is sincere?"

Yang Li: "Because I have nothing to do today, and idleness is idleness. Besides, isn't our bet a sure win? I want to reward you with a movie. After all, "Ordinary People" is so successful, you can become a real I'm a movie guy! But I want to make a comedy! This year I also have a few movies looking for you, but they are all supporting roles, which makes me so angry..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "The supporting role is not bad, how can I play the leading role?"

"You are going to play the leading role!"

"Isn't this disgusting audience?"

"Who said that? How many handsome movie male leads are there? Especially the ones who play comedies. They are all ugly and distinctive, and you are very distinctive!"

"thank you……"

The reason why Yang Li was willing to meet this young director was because he didn't want Ma Xiaoshu to play a supporting role. In "Ordinary People", he performed so well as the second male lead and gained a good reputation at the box office. Are you still looking for him to play a supporting role?Who do you look down on?

She took Ma Xiaoshu to the Yuehao Cafe and found the "young director" in the small private room.

The director is about forty years old, 1.7 meters tall, weighs [-], has an unshaven beard, wears a pair of black-rimmed glasses, a white T-shirt and floral shorts, and a pair of flip-flops on his feet.

Ma Xiaoshu was a little confused when he saw this director who was more down-to-earth than him. This dude seemed unreliable.

"Hello, Boss Yang! Hello, Teacher Ma Xiaoshu. My name is Shi Liting, and I'm a film director."

The fat man introduced himself.

Yang Li was very polite: "Hello, Director Shi!"

Ma Xiaoshu muttered to the side, stop in shit?You know where to stand.

After sitting down, director Shi Liting talked about his newly revised version of the script. The preface did not match the afterword, and it seemed that his expressive ability was not very good.

Ma Xiaoshu didn't understand, and asked, "So, is this a romance movie?"

Slitting: "It's a thriller, didn't I just say that? It's a schizophrenic protagonist who kills everyone, starting with throwing stones."

Yang Li is also numb, what is this guy talking about?

Ma Xiaoshu scratched his head: "That's not as good as a romance movie. What's so strange about throwing stones? Why don't you throw something powerful."

The sample picture does not write a smile: "Then what are you throwing? Like "Ordinary People", throwing a gun again? The old routine..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Then what if it's a gun of kindness? Isn't it a routine?"

Shi Liting said: "The gun of kindness? How kind? Is it the kind that can't be shot?"

"Yes!"

"Hiss... Listening to what you said, it seems to make sense. If this kind of gun is thrown into the hands of gangsters, it will still be very dramatic."

"Haha! Why do you have to be a gangster? Why don't you shoot a campus theme?"

"Huh? Teacher Yu seems to be good?"

"Teacher-student relationship, hey... You directors are all perverts! Thinking about it is quite touching, so the male protagonist is a student?"

"If you are a student, you can't pass the trial, but if you are not a student, it is boring."

"Hahaha...then act as an undercover agent, sneak into the school and pretend to be a student, and find the lost gun of kindness."

"Reliable, Teacher Ma, how do you know that my script is conceived like this? I have thought of all the ideas you said! It's just that I didn't have time to say it."

"..."

Ma Xiaoshu was speechless, what a fart you thought!Obviously it's something in my mind.

Just now Ma Xiaoshu was chatting with this bastard when a movie popped into his head. He is watching it now, and he is just sharing it while watching. He has already seen Zhou Moumou being brushed on the blackboard.

I've never seen such a crazy movie, and it's... quite touching.

Finally, Ma Xiaoshu said: "Director Shi, how about I write the script and you direct it?"

Shi Liting: "Sure!"

After chatting for a while, Yang Li and Ma Xiaoshu left.

On the way back, Yang Li shook his head: "If I had known this guy was so unreliable, I wouldn't have taken you to meet him, it's a waste of time."

But Ma Xiaoshu said: "Never mind him, try it, what if he really knows how to direct plays?"

Yang Li: "Directing? He can't even explain the script clearly."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Didn't you tell me? I will write the script."

Yang Li frowned and looked at Ma Xiaoshu: "Huh?? I thought you were teasing him."

Ma Xiaoshu pouted: "He's so ugly, what's the fun? I really thought of a good script, the whole film revolves around the theme of finding the gun of kindness."

Yang Li shook his head: "The gun of kindness... If you can really write a script, my sister will spend money to shoot it for you, no matter how bad the script is! Who will let my sister spoil you?"

"Are you teaching me what to do?"

"Huh? No..."

"Hmph! I, Ma Xiaoshu, do everything by myself. At worst, I will pay for the film myself."

"It's said that the company will reward you."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Hey, hey, don't worry, this will be a very good movie!"

Yang Li didn't believe that Ma Xiaoshu could write scripts at all, but seeing his high spirits, he didn't want to pour cold water on him, so let him do it.

The big deal is to ask two senior screenwriters to sit down and help change (rewrite) the script.

From this day on, Ma Xiaoshu really started to write scripts every day, and there was no format, and he wrote wherever he thought of, sometimes it was like a novel, sometimes it was like an essay.

With the mentality of watching a play, Yang Li went to "read" Ma Xiaoshu's masterpiece, but was at a loss.

She couldn't understand why the director's gun was used to tickle itches. Is this a kind of high-level irony?Not like it.Also, why does the male lead spin around and whistle, it's a bit perverted...

Boss Yang felt that this story was illogical and full of loopholes, which seemed very naive. Sure enough, the master did not know how to write scripts.

Ma Xiaoshu himself was also a little distressed, after translating the images in his head into words, he looked so embarrassed.

No matter, anyway, let's get it out first.

It really made him write the script. Although he himself knew that the expression was wrong in some places, there was no way. Words were not enough to describe the movie, and many times he couldn't find suitable adjectives.

However, Ma Xiaoshu remembered all the facial expressions and sounds.

Ma Xiaoshu showed the script to several teachers in the film industry, and the feedback they got was...crazy, a waste of time, a brain pit, and mentally retarded.

No one is optimistic, which makes Ma Xiaoshu a little discouraged.

However, when he showed the script to his gang of unjust brothers, the response was different. They all praised Ma Xiaoshu as a big fool, what kind of sand sculpture and dog blood story did he write?Also very touching.

Ever since, the brothers headed by Gou Jian and Liu Zexu supported Ma Xiaoshu in making the film, and they were willing to participate in the film with zero pay.

Gou Jian wanted to invest, saying that it was 5000 million as a base, but Ma Xiaoshu refused.

Ma Xiaoshu regained some confidence and felt that he could copy it for a test. However, the actor is a big problem. The actors in it are all very distinctive, and the leading actor is so handsome, unlike me...

There was no rush for the movie. After Ma Xiaoshu finished the script, he went to happily record variety shows to make money.

After a few shows, he flew to Brazil.

Go visit Bengulina and make a cameo by the way.

Gu Lina got prostitutes again, and she recorded Xiangzhou TV's "Little Flowers and Boys", a program for men and women to travel in a group. Gu Lina has become popular this year, leaving Xiao Gaowen far behind. After leaving her behind, especially after "Gourmet in the Wild" became popular abroad, her worth has risen and is close to the first line.

The guests of this season of "Little Flower and Boy" are all handsome men and beautiful women. The female guests are Jiang Yingshu, Gu Lina, Lai Yumeng, Sun Zuer, and the male guests are Yang Youning, Chen Bolin, Zhang Ruoyun and Jin Boran.

Among them, Chen Bolin couldn't record the first few episodes due to special reasons, so the program team wanted to ask Ma Xiaoshu to take over to record a few episodes, but Yang Li refused.

My little tree is not a spare tire!
The result of the final discussion was that Ma Xiaoshu would record a program as a consultant.

Boss Yang is deeply bound to the resources of Xiangzhou Taiwan, and it is difficult to refuse to the end.

Ma Xiaoshu doesn't care, he even accepts a few episodes as a top shift, and being a spare tire is also profitable, but Boss Yang puts too much emphasis on Ma Xiaoshu's appearance.

This morning, Ma Xiaoshu came to a tree house outside the Amazon forest.

It is said that the tree house is actually a villa, which is quite petty.

Then, he heard the voices of several guests who were dining in the restaurant.

"I miss my girlfriend."

"I miss my brother-in-law, the food he cooks is delicious."

"I miss my mother..."

Ma Xiaoshu had a black question mark on his face, how did you miss your girlfriend in such a frivolous and leisurely program?I never want to!And, Gulina, do you want to eat my cooking?I don't even bother to tear you apart!
Gulina was showing off the food, she put a large spoonful into her mouth, then spit it out again, jumped up and rushed to the door: "Ahhhhh..."

Everyone looked up one after another, only to see the black Ma Xiaoshu standing at the door with a backpack on his back.

The guests were all stunned, why did he come?

Then, Gulina was staggered by Ma Xiaoshu: "Stay away from me!"

Gulina was very happy: "Brother-in-law, why are you here?"

At this time, the deputy director of the program team came in and introduced: "Today everyone's task is to find crocodiles in the Amazon jungle, so, for everyone's safety, the program team invited a safety consultant—Mr. Ma Xiaoshu, everyone welcome!"

clap clap clap...

Applause rang out, today's task really needs Ma Xiaoshu, everyone welcomes from the bottom of their hearts.

Gu Lina took Ma Xiaoshu to introduce to everyone. First, she introduced three male guests. Ma Xiaoshu didn’t know any of them, so she greeted them politely. Then, she introduced three female guests. body, to show respect.

"This is sister Jiang Yingshu, she has acted in many good-looking TV dramas."

"Mr. Jiang, hello, I have been admiring you for a long time!"

"This is sister Lai Yumeng, who is also a well-known actress."

"Hello, Teacher Lai!"

"This is my sister, Grandson Zuer. Although she is young, she is an old artist who started acting at the age of seven."

"Hey! I know this one, isn't it Nezha? I watched your play when I was a child! You are so good! It's an old drama!"

Ma Xiaoshu found out that he knew this, and was also very pleasantly surprised. He didn't expect that little Nezha had grown so big, just like the scaled up version, completely unchanged.

Sun Zuer used a fork to fork a lump of spaghetti: "Ahahaha! It's just a name...I need it."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Huh?"

Sun Zuer asked: "Do you know how to use iron?"

Ma Xiaoshu was even more confused: "No, I only know Bajiquan."

Sun Zuer smiled charmingly: "Hmph! They say you can do everything, but I say it's impossible, I know how to do everything."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Ah, you are really amazing."

It's hard work, I can blow your little head off with one punch!

Gu Lina also brought an egg fried rice and a box of yogurt to Ma Xiaoshu. Ma Xiaoshu hadn't eaten breakfast yet.

We continue to eat breakfast.

Sun Zuer asked Jin Boran while eating: "When are you and your girlfriend going to have a baby?"

Jin Boran: "Isn't it too early to have a baby? We are still so young."

Sun Zuer looked sincere: "You are young, you are already thirty."

Jin Boran: "..."

Sun Zuer waved a fork: "I am different, hey~ I am 17 years old, I will have a baby next year, and then I will hold and nurse my baby at home, buy him a roomful of snacks and toys, and order a doll for him Dear……"

No one paid attention to her, because everyone has been familiar with her since this period of time and knows that she is a psychopath.

Ma Xiaoshu was chatting with Gulina when Sun Zuer waved him off.

She put her hand in front of Ma Xiaoshu's face and danced around: "Ms. Ma, when are you and Gao Wen going to have a baby?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "When you get married, you will have a baby!"

Sun Zuer: "Then when will you get married?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "When I reach the legal age of marriage, um, next year."

Sun Zuer clapped his hands: "What a coincidence! Let's have a baby together next year, why don't we let our child make a doll kiss, um...you won't know until you are born. If the gender is the same, let them swore, and if the gender is different, let them marry each other." Worship!"

Ma Xiaoshu was shocked: "Thank you, thank you, I don't think it's necessary?"

Sun Zuer frowned, with a serious expression.

Ma Xiaoshu was a little perturbed: "What... what's wrong? I mean, you're still young..."

Grandson Zuer said leisurely: "Oops! I don't have a boyfriend yet, how can this happen? I don't know how to reproduce asexually."

(End of this chapter)