Country Composer

"Cat? What kind of cat? I don't have a cat. I have a dog, called to work."

Ma Xiaoshu looked puzzled, who the hell keeps a cat!
"Oh!" Zuer nodded, and asked again: "What was the name of that song just now?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's called "The Little Girl Under the Street Lamp". Does it sound good?"

Sun Zuer laughed happily, his eyes were still red: "It sounds good, but the lyrics are a bit obscene."

Ma Xiaoshu: "..."

Sun Zuer gestured: "On a pitch-black night, a big man who picked his feet saw a crying little girl under the street lamp..."

Seeing that she had escaped from the sad situation, Ma Xiaoshu said: "Okay, you can go."

Sun Zuer: "The big man who picked his feet said to the little girl, where is your home? Uncle took you home, hehehe."

Ma Xiaoshu: "You are only 17 years old!"

Sun Zuer: "I will be eighteen in the second half of the year. Besides, as a professional actor and an old artist who has debuted for many years, I have watched more films than you have ever eaten. There are so many such plots, man They're all big pig's trotters. Suck, I'm a little hungry..."

Ma Xiaoshu frowned, what jumping thinking are you talking about?

Sun Zuer hopped to the outside to find two bags of snacks, then came back and sat cross-legged on the sofa: "Ma Xiaoshu, do you want to eat?"

Ma Xiaoshu shook his head: "I won't eat."

Sun Zuer: "That's good."

Ma Xiaoshu didn't pay attention to her anymore. Although this girl looked cute, she was a little out of sorts, not normal. Of course, Ma Xiaoshu didn't have the qualifications to criticize others, and she didn't feel any better.

He hugged the guitar and played it stop and go, and wrote the score in the notebook. The melody is very simple. He is now memorizing the arrangement and soundtrack.

When he had almost remembered, when he looked up, he found that Sun Zuer was curled up on the opposite sofa and fell asleep, huddled up with his hands hugging his knees, small, like a child, with long eyelashes fluttering, and a small mouth slightly opened .

Ma Xiaoshu is a little upset, you are sleeping here, where can I play the piano?
Besides, you are a girl, how can you fall asleep without looking at the occasion when you are away from home?

Besides, your snacks are spilled on the floor!

Ma Xiaoshu took a blanket, covered her, and then put the guitar back into the box. Today, she won't be able to play it, and it will wake her up.

He stretched out a finger and pressed Sun Zuer's upper lip to close her mouth.

boo~
But as soon as she let go, she opened it again, and the girl seemed unable to close her mouth.

Shaking his head, Ma Xiaoshu went to the plank road outside to look at the scenery. The rain had just stopped, and the outside was damp with a hint of coolness.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the guests woke up one after another, assembled again, and prepared to carry out the second task, looking for crocodiles.

Sun Zuer was woken up by Gulina, with a confused face, rubbing his eyes and yawning, his hair was too messy to take care of, so he put on a peaked cap and no make-up. His facial features were still exquisite and beautiful, and his skin was white and tender.

Several others boarded the boat, talking and laughing.

For a travel program, this rhythm is just right.

But for Ma Xiaoshu, he is a bit too free, he is somewhat out of place in this program, after all, he is not Xiaohua or a teenager, but a man.

After getting on the boat, the local guide began to introduce today's process. They had to take a small boat to the wetland above, which is the habitat of Amazon crocodiles.He warned everyone not to disembark at will, because the boat is small and the crocodile is too big...

Zhang Ruoyun asked Ma Xiaoshu in a low voice: "What kind of crocodile is that crocodile you slaughtered on the show?"

Ma Xiaoshu is a professional in this area, and said: "It's a juvenile Thai crocodile, which is common in Southeast Asia. It can only grow up to three meters long, but the Amazon crocodile we are looking for today is bigger. It grows to four or five meters long."

Lai Yumeng was "hurt" by Ma Xiaoshu in the morning, so she deliberately found fault and said, "Then why don't you kill another one today?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Amazon crocodiles are protected animals, read more when you have time, sister."

Lai Yumeng said angrily: "Who doesn't study anymore, who..."

Yang Youning: "Hush! Shh! Don't yell."

Lai Yumeng was full of anger, she was always talking and screaming on the show, and every time she was stopped by the straight man Yang Youning, she didn't give him any face.

She couldn't figure it out, what's wrong with recording a show with some characters?Gulina is still playing sexy, and Grandson is pretending to be cute.

She didn't dare to provoke Yang Youning, but she was very dissatisfied with Ma Xiaoshu, and muttered: "You still killed the crocodile, it seems that the program crew designed it, the crocodile must be fake..."

He muttered a little loudly, obviously on purpose, and everyone around heard it.

Ma Xiaoshu also heard it, but ignored her, and was bragging to grandson how exciting his show was, scaring the little girl to call her mother.

Sun Zuer was frightened but curious: "I watched the show that the boa constrictor wrapped around your neck, and it swam away after you dived into the water. Why?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Snakes can't breathe underwater. When they can't breathe, they will leave naturally."

"Is the snake cool?"

"Cool! Snakes and crocodiles are cold-blooded animals, so they have no temperature."

"Speaking of crocodile, is it tasty?"

"Smash it, the crocodile liver is still very tender, and the texture of the leather is very good, it feels very comfortable to the touch, but it's a pity that it can't be brought back to China to make a belt."

"You're right, I want to touch the crocodile, hehe~"

The boat sailed to a swamp upstream, full of fallen trees and weeds emerging from the water, which looked dangerous.

Everyone is also afraid.

"Will crocodiles hide in the grass?"

"Look at that piece of wood, does it look like a crocodile?"

"No, no eyes."

"Crocodiles don't attack humans, do they?"

"It's hard to say, in their eyes there is only food."

"Everyone be careful."

At this time, the boat drove into a bush.

The tour guide jumped off the boat to find the crocodile, and the locals are quite familiar with it.

Gulina: "I'm so scared~"

Jiang Yingshu: "Wow! The tour guide is so courageous, so he went right away."

Lai Yumeng: "The tour guide won't be killed, right? Haha."

Everyone was speechless.

Sun Zuer lowered his voice and shouted: "Where are you going, Ma Xiaoshu? The tour guide won't let you run around!"

Only then did everyone see that Ma Xiaoshu had already taken off his shoes, rolled up his trouser legs, got off the boat from the other side, and walked into the grass.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "I'll go and have a look, you don't move on the boat."

Yang Youning was in a hurry: "The program team, call him back quickly, in case something happens..."

Gulina said calmly: "Don't worry! You should worry about those crocodiles."

Yang Youning: "His bare hands are very dangerous."

Gulina said: "My brother-in-law is very good at boxing."

Anyway, no one persuaded Ma Xiaoshu to live in Ma Xiaoshu. In addition, he has the title of the Great Demon King of Wilderness Survival, so no one cares about him. He doesn't even follow him, and the cameraman is also afraid.

They were watching the tour guide catch the crocodile. The small crocodile was about half a meter long and walked through the grass. The tour guide failed to catch it twice.

The female guests screamed again and again in fright, and the male guests didn't dare to show their anger.

Finally, the tour guide caught the little crocodile.

Jiang Yingshu opened her mouth wide in surprise, and the three men in the back were swearing, how can this be caught with bare hands?

The tour guide brought the crocodile back to the boat and showed it to everyone.

The guests chattered:
"This dude is too fierce!"

"He's amazing."

"It's the first time I saw a crocodile caught with bare hands, awesome!"

"Scared me……"

"Can we touch it?"

"Hey! I don't want to touch it!"

"Look at his paws."

Everyone petted the little crocodile and saw how cute it was kicking its hind legs, so they gradually relaxed, especially the four female guests in front, who were not timid, but Zhang Ruoyun and Jin Boran couldn't handle it, and Yang Youning was more daring. He took over the little crocodile and played with it.

Sun Zuer touched the crocodile with his mouth open: "It's smoother, and it doesn't have any texture!"

Ma Xiaoshu's voice sounded: "It takes a big crocodile to have quality, look!"

"Ah ah ah..."

There was a series of screams from the wearer, both men and women.

The tour guide was also quick-witted, swearing in local dialect.

It turned out that Ma Xiaoshu came back carrying a 1.8-meter-long crocodile, which seemed to weigh a hundred catties, and was about the same size as the one Ma Xiaoshu hunted in "Gourmet in the Wild".

He held the crocodile's mouth with one hand and the crocodile's tail with the other, and when he put it on the boat, the boat was a little warped.

"Zu'er, come and touch!"

Ma Xiaoshu warmly invited.

The crocodile got on the boat and started to struggle again, quite violently.

But soon, it gave up.

Ma Xiaoshu rode on its back and slapped it a few times.

clap clap clap...

"Bringing you on the show, you still don't know what to do? If I hadn't seen your beautiful features, I would have chosen you? Be honest, or I'll knock you out!"

The crocodile was really honest, not because he understood, but because he found that he really couldn't beat him.

Others dare not get close to the big crocodile, even the tour guide is a little hypocritical. If such a big crocodile breaks free, it can cause fatal injuries.

Gulina was also very nervous: "Brother-in-law, get it away quickly! I'm scared to death."

Sun Zuer experienced the initial panic, but mustered up the courage to walk over, squatted next to the crocodile, and stretched out his finger to poke the crocodile's back.

"Huh? It's uneven."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Isn't it very textured? Besides, crocodile skin is expensive, but this one's skin is very good, with nice patterns and spots."

Sun Zuer said: "How did you catch it? Didn't it attack you?"

Ma Xiaoshu said to himself: "The crocodile is actually very stupid, give it something to bite first, then pinch its mouth, and it's over."

dong dong~
Sun Zuer tapped the crocodile on the head.

The crocodile is staring at her, why?

Ma Xiaoshu was also curious: "What are you doing?"

Sun Zuer: "Haha! It's empty! It's really not very smart."

Ma Xiaoshu: "..."

Sun Zuer stretched out his hand to poke the crocodile clip again: "Ah chirp chirp..."

The crocodile was expressionless.

Gu Lina was stunned: "Zu'er, are you so brave? I remember you were quite timid."

Sun Zuer touched the belly of the crocodile and said, "I'm timid."

Gulina: "Then you dare to touch a big crocodile? Are you not afraid?"

Sun Zuer: "I am afraid of big crocodiles, but I believe in Ma Xiaoshu, he is so powerful."

Gulina suddenly felt a little ashamed, and I also believed in the master, so I took the courage to touch it.

Once a woman is courageous, there is nothing wrong with a man.

Gulina touched it: "Its skin looks like marble!"

Lai Yumeng: "It's cold..."

Jiang Yingshu was also touching the big crocodile: "It's so hard! It's so hard! It's grown up."

Lai Yumeng: "Will it harden when you grow up?"

Jiang Yingshu: "Of course! The little one just now was soft, but this one is hard."

In the distance, the crocodiles, big and small, watched a group of two-legged beasts take turns molesting a half-sized crocodile. They were shocked, angry and terrified. Fortunately, I was not caught.

When the program is playing here, the barrage is very dense:
"My God! Ma Xiaoshu, you are so awesome."

"Brother tree, animal!"

"The tour guides were taken aback."

"This crocodile is so big, can you catch it with bare hands?"

"I'm terrified even through the screen!"

"What's hard?"

"Miss Sister's words about tigers and wolves..."

"Let's drive!"

"Grandfather is so cute~"

After everyone touched it, Ma Xiaoshu asked Sun Zuer: "Is there anything else you want to know?"

Sun Zuer was dumbfounded: "No more, let it go, it should miss its mother."

"Ok."

huh~
Ma Xiaoshu was thrown directly by the big crocodile.

The tour guide said to Ma Xiaoshu that the crocodile should not be thrown so roughly, but should be submerged in the water first, touched to make it less tense, and then let them go...

Ma Xiaoshu: "If it can get back from my hand alive, it's enough to blow it for a lifetime."

Tour guide: "Ah! I know you, you are the Jaylen Ma who specializes in cooking small animals! I saw your video on Youtube."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Are you face blind? You only recognize it now."

Tour guide: "Uh...we should go back."

Ma Xiaoshu was startled, that's all?

Yes, that's it.

The guests lamented loudly that this trip was really thrilling and exciting, and then went home chattering.

Ma Xiaoshu sat next to the dumbfounded grandson Zuer, not having enough fun, he thought to himself, next year I will also come to Amazon to record programs.

On the way back, Gu Lina suddenly asked Ma Xiaoshu: "Brother-in-law, where do you sleep at night? Has the program team arranged a room for you?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "I don't live here, I have to go back to the city overnight, and fly back home tomorrow morning."

"Oh……"

Gu Lina was a little disappointed, she thought Ma Xiaoshu would stay for one more night.

Sun Zuer took a selfie with his mobile phone facing the sunset, and then sat down to peel the oranges: "Ma Xiaoshu, are you busy with work?"

Gulina: "Zu'er, you need to be called Brother Shu, or Brother Ma Xiaoshu."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "You can call it whatever you want. I'm actually not busy with work. When I'm not working, I play games. Occasionally, I study by myself to prepare for the exam."

Sun Zuer fed Ma Xiaoshu an orange: "Oh, just don't get tired, you can never make money."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Yes."

Zuer: "Drink less, drinking will hurt your liver."

Ma Xiaoshu: "..."

Zuer: "Go home more when you have time."

Ma Xiaoshu and Gulina looked at each other, what's going on?How does it feel like an old senior giving a lecture!
Sun Zuer looked at Ma Xiaoshu: "Is your hairstyle designed for you by the company?"

It's a little longer than the crew cut, so it's not very good-looking.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Yes, what's wrong?"

Zuer: "It's nothing, I still think a crew cut is more suitable for you."

Gu Lina said: "My brother-in-law is so popular now, of course he has to do hair styling, what's the matter with having a flat head?"

Zuer: "It's also... very good."

For some reason, Ma Xiaoshu always felt that Zuer suddenly became weird.

Everyone returned to the station by boat. The program team's meal was not ready yet, and the food was being served slowly. Everyone sat in the dining room to rest, drinking yogurt and chatting. Today's close contact with crocodiles is enough for them to brag about the first half of the year.

Sun Zuer was also in the crowd, but he didn't speak much.

Gu Lina said to Ma Xiaoshu: "Grandfather misses her mother! She is a very sensible girl. What I told you just now should be for her to hear."

Ma Xiaoshu nodded: "It's possible."

Suddenly, Zuer smiled and looked at Ma Xiaoshu, with a ring of yogurt still stuck to her upper lip: "Can I order something, Ma Xiaoshu."

He called him by his first name again.

Although Gulina likes Sun Zuer, she still thinks she is a bit impolite.

The others were also stunned, why are you ordering too?Before, Lai Yumeng was dissed when he ordered food, but Ma Xiaoshu is now a higher bar than us.

Ma Xiaoshu nodded: "What do you want to eat? I'll go to the kitchen and watch the cooking."

Lai Yumeng suddenly felt angina, I am damn, I can't order it, but she can order it?Why?
Sun Zuer: "Braised pork trotters!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "You...you're a girl, can't you order some delicate dishes?"

"Braised pig's trotters aren't delicate enough, aren't they? Then... stewed pig's head? Soaked chicken feet?"

"Forget it, I'll go to the kitchen and have a look."

"Ah."

After a while, Ma Xiaoshu came back: "It's a pity! There are no pig's trotters, pig's head and chicken feet in the kitchen, only Western food ingredients."

Sun Zuer shrugged: "Forget it."

Gu Lina quietly asked Ma Xiaoshu: "Brother-in-law, why do you listen to her so much? There is something wrong with you!"

Ma Xiaoshu said frankly: "I am very satisfied!"

Gulina looked carefully at Ma Xiaoshu's eyes, and found that they were extremely clear, without any evil thoughts, more pure and flawless than when she saw Gao Wen, she believed it.

After eating, it was already dark, so Ma Xiaoshu started to pack his luggage and prepare to leave.

There are actually very few things, a backpack and a guitar case.

Out of politeness, three men, four women and seven guests went to see off at the gate of the villa. Ma Xiaoshu didn't come here for a short time, and he didn't get along well with everyone, but he was fierce, a fierce man who caught crocodiles with his bare hands.

Ma Xiaoshu bid farewell to every guest, hugged Gulina again, and rubbed her head.

Gulina pouted: "Let's go! I'll finish recording in half a month."

Ma Xiaoshu looked behind the crowd: "Where's Zuer?"

Sun Zuer hid at the back, in the corner next to the wooden railing, poked his head out and smiled at Ma Xiaoshu, a very sweet smile.

Ma Xiaoshu: "Goodbye."

Zuer just smiled and nodded with a smile.

Ma Xiaoshu turned around and left, and the guests also returned to the room one after another.

Sun Zuer smiled and pursed his mouth, looking like I still feel sorry for him.

Seeing this, Gu Lina went up and hugged her: "What's wrong, Zuer, miss mom again? It's okay, go back to the house and call mom now, it should be morning in China."

Joey burst into tears.

Gulina panicked: "What? Remember the 200 dollars again?"

Zuer shook her head, let go of Gulina, gritted her teeth, but couldn't help sobbing: "Uh, uh... I, I... I'm fine..."

Gu Lina watched Sun Zuer running away stubbornly, and couldn't help sighing: "After all, she's just a little girl, unlike me, who started prostitution at the age of 17."