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The interaction between Ma Xiaoshu and Guo Hailun was cut out a lot in the feature film. After all, to save face for the eldest nephew, the shot of Ma Xiaoshu counter-killing the opponent in a second is still preserved. Professional athletes don’t look enough in front of Ma Xiaoshu. After all, Even professional wrestler Ma Xiaoshu can do it.

At this point, Guo Hailun was still beeping to Sha Yi: "You said that if I learned Ma Xiaoshu's one and a half moves, wouldn't I be afraid of the Guangdong Wushu Team?"

Sha Yi's face was full of smiles: "Our Liaozhou team is also a martial arts team. I think we have iron elbows, sweeping legs and so on. They are also very good on the court."

Helen Guo was too angry to speak: "..."

Since mixing with Ma Xiaoshu, Teacher Sha has also learned to attack honestly.

As long as you tell the truth, you can make people speechless.

The rescue session is over.

Ten guests came out of the small house one after another and moved to a football field for the next game.

Everyone was quite positive, but Ma Xiaoshu's eyes wandered away.

Everyone is used to this...

Ma Xiaoshu was secretly observing his eldest nephew, and suddenly felt that this guy was quite aggressive when he was angry. Since he couldn't find an actor suitable to play Da Fei in the circle, why not prostitute a cross-border one?
Brother Da Fei is domineering and arrogant, and ordinary actors really don't have that temperament.

On the other hand, Hailun Guo, who has been known as a genius since he was a child, has "killed" all the way. The pride engraved in his bones doesn't need to be acted out, and he looks quite happy...

Basketball players seem to make a lot of money, it's time to prostitute him.

"hey-hey……"

Ma Xiaoshu couldn't help laughing out loud, attracting crowds to watch.

"What are you laughing at? Say it and share it with everyone!"

Li Chen asked.

Ma Xiaoshu said nonsense: "It's nothing, when I came to the football field, I remembered playing football with my brothers in the past."

Zheng Kai said: "Just let the crippled one be the goalkeeper, right? I've seen it on Douyin, it's really funny, hahaha..."

Zhu Guanwen said: "Since seeing the football field is so happy, let Ma Xiaoshu be the first one."

Ma Xiaoshu looked bewildered: "What?"

The crowd laughed.

This guy is really distracted, he doesn't even know what the game is.

Sha Yi, as his old partner, explained to Ma Xiaoshu: "Just the one in front, it takes four seconds to run from the starting point to the finish line, and after four seconds, the elastic cord at the back will loosen and catch up. It hurts to see it hit your ass. !"

Ma Xiaoshu understood the rules, and immediately stood at the starting point, doing his part.

That's it?

It takes four seconds for a short distance of 15 meters?

"bring it on."

Ma Xiaoshu is ready.

The director blew a whistle, and Ma Xiaoshu rushed out like an arrow.

One second, two seconds, three...

In less than three seconds, Ma Xiaoshu crossed the finish line and turned around gracefully, only then did the elastic rope catch up.

The guests immediately cheered, Ma Xiaoshu is really too fast.

Kun Kun was applauding: "Brother Shu is so fast!"

Guo Hailun: "His core strength is a bit scary!"

What surprised him was not Ma Xiaoshu's explosion and acceleration, but the sudden stop and turn after crossing the finish line.

Ma Xiaoshu walked back: "This lawn is nice, it's very safe to run."

Zhu Guanwen said: "Just kidding, this is a world-class football field, and the lawn is the best care."

Ma Xiaoshu: "That's expensive, right? What is this football field for?"

Zhu Guanwen didn't know what to say, it couldn't be said to be used to play professional football, could it?

Yang Anzhu said: "It is used to hold various large-scale events."

Li Chen: "Track and field, anything is fine."

Sha Yi said: "It can also be used for concerts, you should be familiar with this."

Ma Xiaoshu nodded: "That's right! Let me tell you, such an extravagant stadium is definitely not used for football matches."

Everyone stopped talking, Ma Xiaoshu, you are already involved in a sensitive topic, and you will be cut off.

Cai Xiaokun is a little idiot: "Haha, how can the football field be used for football? Then you won't lose all your pants? Right? Brother Chen!"

Li Chen pretended not to hear, and discussed the running game with Zheng Kai.

Song Qiyu is only 20 years old, and he came back from Bangzi Country, and he is full of naive criticism: "Such a good venue, it would be a waste to use it for football."

Ma Xiaoshu is even more fierce: "Occasionally it's okay to do it, our country's football is still very good! Look next door, 14 billion people can't make up eleven who can play football. The World Cup every year has nothing to do with them. Who is it in Asia? It would be embarrassing to step on it when you see it. It is a shame!"

Song Qiyu: "14 billion people can't make up eleven football players? What kind of country is so rubbish?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "India, a great country in the east!"

Cai Xiaokun: "Hahahaha..."

The others looked at the three idiots and remained silent. It's almost enough, right?Are you insulting India?We are too lazy to tear you apart!
Absolutely cut off, what's the point of saying this?
not cut...

This paragraph was actually released in the feature film. Anyway, what Ma Xiaoshu insulted was Indian football, right?

A variety show ridicules Indian football, so there is no need to apologize to the national football team, right?

The barrage is very exciting here:

"Indian football is a disgrace to Asia!"

"The Indian Football Federation is disgusting."

"I heard that the former head coach of the Indian national football team has been arrested. I am very happy..."

"There are still many who escaped overnight."

"The Indian Football Association is the root of all evil and should be banned."

"The officials of the Indian Football Association count one by one, and they are all fucking pigs!"

"Indian Football Association, I call your mother!"

The audience is very concerned about the football career of the Ah Sans, and there is a feeling of hating iron but not steel. This is a friendship that transcends excess.

Variety shows are meant to give the audience emotional satisfaction.

After the teasing, the game continued.

It was Sha Yi's next turn to play. Of course, everyone pushed him out. Teacher Sha resisted at first.

Li Chen said furiously: "Our teacher Sha is a person who has undergone special training, that's not ordinary!"

Zheng Kai: "Also recorded a whole twelve episodes of the Wilderness Survival Program, how does the average person's physical fitness compare? Right?"

Zhu Guanwen: "Teacher Sha is the kind of master who sweeps the floor like a monk!"

A high hat made Sha Yi feel guilty. He quickly put on his safety helmet and stood shivering at the starting point.

"Get ready, three, two, one, let's go!"

Sha Yi ran two steps forward, very slowly.

When everyone thought it was impossible for him to complete the task, Sha Yi instantly possessed Ma Xiaoshu and lay down on the ground, stunned everyone present.

Ma Xiaoshu opened his mouth wide: "I'm stupid! Uncle, your IQ has taken over the high ground again!"

But he said that the elastic rope was about one meter high, and as long as he lay down, he would not be drawn.The rule of the game is to run to the finish line without being caught by the elastic rope.

swoosh~
The elastic rope flew over Sha Yi's head.

Sha Yi stood up and ran towards the finish line with his fat belly in his arms. He walked slowly and waved to the guests.

The guests were all shocked, is this okay?
"No! Teacher Sha's challenge failed."

Director Wu Tong called out immediately.

Sha Yi raised his eyebrows and walked back, is it really not enough?It is indeed a bit too much.

Ma Xiaoshu disagreed: "Why can't it work? You set the rules of the game. Which one did my uncle break? Did you say you can't get down? Did you say you must run to the finish line before the rope?"

Wu Tong: "That's boring, it's cheating!"

Other guests also expressed their support for the director. Although Sha Yi's approach was novel, it was unfair after all.

Ma Xiaoshu is still very fresh: "If it's in "Extreme Line Challenge", Teacher Sha Yi's method of playing just now will definitely be recognized, and then the program team will change the rules."

After saying this, everyone at the scene was a little embarrassed.

In the end, Wu Tong cut out Ma Xiaoshu's praise of "Extreme Challenge", but confirmed that Sha Yi had completed the challenge, but added a rule that he must arrive before the elastic rope reaches the finish line to be considered a winner.

The game continues.

Sha Yi thanked Ma Xiaoshu, if Ma Xiaoshu hadn't been stalking him, he would have to run again, and with his slow body, he would definitely be whipped.

Ma Xiaoshu is not partial to Sha Yi, but simply dislikes the show's "script-killing method", everything follows the script, and there is no creativity at all. Of course, Sha Yi's creative gameplay should be recognized.

The next one to run was Xiao Jiteng.

At this time, Guo Hailun came to Ma Xiaoshu and asked, "Do you have any other tricks? Give me a trick? I'll be next."

Ma Xiaoshu was shocked: "Have you eaten sea cucumbers too? You shouldn't be able to run!"

Guo Hailun scolded back: "You only eat sea cucumbers! Your whole family eats sea cucumbers! I have eight-pack abs. However, this is a football field, the turf is soft, and it is completely different from my usual training environment. I begged my grandpa to sue my grandma to be allowed to record the variety show, I dare not use my strength in the show, in case I get hurt..."

Ma Xiaoshu made sense after thinking about it, so he gave him a trick.

Xiao Jiteng ran very fast, after one pass, it was Guo Hailun's next turn, and everyone had high expectations for him.

Helen Guo took off her basketball shoes and ran with her socks on. The speed was not particularly fast, but each foot was very solid. At the end, she kicked her leg and flew across the line.

The bungee cord almost hit him.

Everyone exclaimed.

It turns out that the CBA No. [-] defender is not very fast!

This is ignorance. First of all, as a professional athlete, Guo Hailun dare not use his strength. Second, he has been used to hard courts for many years and is very unfamiliar with the lawn. Finally, it is impossible for a person who is 1.9 meters tall and weighs 170 kilograms to compete in this kind of competition. How good is the performance in the short-distance sprint of ten meters.

Guo Hailun didn't feel ashamed, she came back with her shoes and jumped up and collided with Ma Xiaoshu, and then said to Ma Xiaoshu: "Thanks to you, I can't run without wearing shoes."

Others relay races, and the game continues.

Ma Xiaoshu smiled: "Just act!"

It's not that Lao Guo can't run, but he doesn't want to run at all. Athletes are very cautious.

Guo Hailun: "What am I playing? I can't run as fast as you."

Ma Xiaoshu said contemptuously: "Your acting skills are really mediocre. If you want to say that among the basketball players, Battelle is the best actor. He has acted in many movies, and every character is vivid and deep. How can it be like you? It is worrying to act in a variety show. "

Guo Hailun quit immediately: "What's wrong with my acting skills? Didn't I ask you to help me make suggestions?"

"You are pretentious, acting too much!"

"How natural do you think Mr. Sha's acting is?"

"Am I on the same level as him?"

"Aren't you shameless? Mr. Sha is an actor-level actor, natural, low-key, and extravagant. No, he said he would act in my new movie, so did I give him the male lead without saying a word?"

"Are you making a movie again? The Wuyi one is good, it made me laugh so hard."

"Is it? My new film is different. We are crowdfunding. I think Mr. Sha, he wanted to act in my film, so he invested 100 million before he got the role."

"Do you still need to invest in your movie?"

"What else? We are like this, everyone who invests in this movie will get a chance to play a role for free."

"free?"

"It's not free, you have to invest."

"That is to say, not only is there no salary, but also 100 million yuan?"

"I don't want to either! They went crazy after reading the script, what can I do? Those roles are too sought-after."

Ma Xiaoshu pretended to be coercive.

Guo Hailun thought for a while and asked, "Are there any roles?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "There is an important villain that most people can't hold. I'm going to invite Mr. Battelle. His height, temperament, acting skills...he's the only one who can act."

Guo Hailun had a happy face: "What do you think of me?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's not that good!"

Guo Hailun: "Uh... I can also invest! Is it okay to invest in changing roles?"

Ma Xiaoshu shook his head: "The investment has already exceeded the standard. I don't know how to spend too much money. I don't want to invest anymore."

"Then I'll play it for you for free."

"You don't even invest, so why play a role?"

"This... also makes sense..."

Guo Hailun scratched her ears and cheeks, her heart was tickled by Ma Xiaoshu, everyone spent money and invested in competing for roles, the script must be very good.Moreover, why can Battelle act in a movie, but I can't?I'm so handsome...

In the end, Ma Xiaoshu said: "Forget it! Teacher Battelle's appearance is a little bit worse after all, why don't you give it a try, Brother Lun?"

Guo Hailun said happily: "That's right! Do we still need acting skills with our good looks?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Let's say first that there is no salary! Food and lodging are included!"

Guo Hailun said: "Am I short of your salary?"

He was mainly acting as a pretense, a basketball star who was thinking of appearing on variety shows, of course he would not miss it if he could act in a movie.

He loves to do anything that is in the limelight.

Ma Xiaoshu didn't expect it to be so easy to go whoring for free, let alone his acting skills, his sand sculpture temperament is enough, and Ma Xiaoshu's brothers also have no acting skills.

Who said you can't act in movies without acting skills?

Let's play!
The two of them talked about the cameo movie, and the game over there was over. Of course, the task was completed and they entered the next round of the game.

Taking advantage of Ma Xiaoshu's distraction, Sha Yi leaned over and asked Guo Hailun, "What's wrong? You were prostituted by him to the set too?"

Guo Hailun: "How can it be called a prostitute? This is my brother Shu who gave me a chance. This is my first movie role."

Sha Yi: "Do you really believe it? He is a grass-roots team over there, making movies on the street."

Helen Guo: "Don't think that you can spread rumors because everyone is from the Northeast. Teacher Sha, you must be grateful. Ma Xiaoshu not only allows you to play a role, but also allows you to invest. Just have fun! I haven't even caught up with the investment. Good thing."

"What? Investment is a good thing?"

"Of course it's a good thing. Is it more than 100 million? Not much. If the box office of the movie explodes, it will be a huge profit!"

"You're good at math."

Sha Yi complained that he is good at mathematics, but unfortunately his brain is not good. Can Ma Xiaoshu's crap movie make money?Have you read the script?You didn't see it!
Helen Guo also scolded Sha Yi: "You are the number two male in our movie, this kind of mentality is not acceptable! What is a street movie? We don't even have confidence in ourselves, can we produce a good work? It's like playing basketball, there is no winning How does faith win?"

Sha Yi: "Teacher Guo is right!"

He said to himself, if you have the belief that you must win, you will shoot [-] out of [-] shots. Does it have anything to do with belief?

Thinking about it again, Ma Xiaoshu has unknowingly assembled a rather luxurious movie cast, not to mention Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi, Guo Hailun is also very important as a top player in the domestic basketball world, and look at his performance. All the brothers who help the wrong kind are also very famous.

It would be perfect if Yang Li would act as the female lead.

It's a pity that although Boss Yang invested 300 million, Ma Xiaoshu didn't give her a female number one. The main reason is that Boss Yang is not pure enough. This is a kind of prejudice. Unable to play the role of pure desire female teacher.

This round of the game is over, and everyone rushes to the next location by car.

This is what Ma Xiaoshu doesn't like the most about this show. He ran off to the next place without making a name for himself, and made a big splash.

In the car, Ma Xiaoshu was still describing the role he was going to play to Guo Hailun.

Helen Guo was very excited. He was very happy to get the role without spending any money. He felt that Ma Xiaoshu was simply too much of a friend.

Even, he proposed to vote 100 million, but was rejected by Ma Xiaoshu, and he felt that Ma Xiaoshu... had a bottom line!

Then, Hailun Guo asked: "Is the main creative team of our film set?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "..."

Helen Guo: "When will it be turned on?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "..."

Guo Hailun: "How long will the filming be, you always know, right?"

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Don't worry about these details, I'll let you know when I'm done creating a WeChat group."

It's that casual!

Next came a few small indoor games. The games in this episode were quite boring. At least Ma Xiaoshu and Guo Helen don't like tough guys very much. They always get together to chat about movies.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, ten guests finally came to the final venue, a gymnasium.

Tear the brand name?
Ma Xiaoshu has been holding back for a whole day, who would come to this show if he couldn't tear up the famous brand?

The task released by the program group was to find posters instead of tearing up the name tags. Ma Xiaoshu complained to Sha Yi that it was too boring and it was better to tear up the name tags for fun.

Sha Yi thinks it's good to find posters, tearing up famous tags and so on, the waist can't bear it.

Ma Xiaoshu wouldn't look for some bullshit posters, he was playing tennis with Guo Hailun and Yang Anzhu, when he heard screams from outside, it was Song Qiyu's.

"Ahhh... I heard the sound of the bell!"

Yang Anzhu was surprised: "Run! Jin Zhongguo is here! The first bell man is Jin Zhongguo!"

Ma Xiaoshu remained motionless: "Is Jin Zhongguo very powerful?"

Yang Anzhu who ran to the door also stopped, that's right, this is the big guy who killed Jin Zhongguo in seconds, why am I running?Wouldn't it be safer to follow him?
Guo Hailun said: "Will the Bell Man be stronger this time? Stronger than Jin Zhongguo!"

He knows some inside information.

After all, he came to record the program, not because of how big he is. After all, he represents an industry like professional basketball, and the program team must tailor some links for him.From the beginning of the program to the present, there has not been a link related to basketball, which is abnormal in itself.

The eldest nephew came to this show with a friend, and his friend is the bell man.

At this moment, the guests on the show were running around like frightened birds. After all, the bell people in this show have always been too strong.

The barrage is also very exciting:
"It's been a long time since I saw the bell man!"

"Damn it, Ma Xiaoshu VS Bell Man, this episode is awesome."

"Could it be Jin Zhongguo again?"

"Definitely not, he was torn apart by Ma Xiaoshu in seconds."

"Is there a bell man stronger than Jin Zhongguo?"

"I think should not be?"

"Ma Xiaoshu can even beat professional wrestlers in seconds, what an ass!"

"Hahaha, the fear of being dominated by the bell."

In the show, Ma Xiaoshu had a happy face, dropped the tennis racket and ran outside: "Let's go! Let's see what Bell Man looks like."

For the effect of the show, Guo Hailun pulled Ma Xiaoshu: "Run, brother!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "You add me, are you afraid of a fart?"

Helen Guo: "..."

It's not a question of being afraid or not, it's that I can't afford to mess with it!That's my coach!

The bell was getting closer and closer, just outside the tennis court.

Ma Xiaoshu broke free from Helen Guo's pull, and ran out quickly: "Hehe! Wow!"

The two bell men walked over with unrecognizable steps, and suddenly a big black mouse popped out in front of them, startling them: "Hey..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's so tall!"

I saw that one was a little taller than Helen Guo, and the other was a head taller than Helen Guo.

Those two looked at each other in blank dismay, that's not how the script was written!

Ma Xiaoshu waved: "Hello! Coach Yang, Your Majesty!"

He occasionally watches the CBA when he is bored, and he is quite familiar with these two. One is Yang Ming, the former core point guard of Liaozhou basketball and the current head coach, and the other is the current No. [-] center of the Chinese men's basketball team, Wang Zhelin.

Guo Hailun rushed out and pulled Ma Xiaoshu inside: "I'm sorry, this guy has a brain..."

Yang Ming and Wang Zhelin looked at each other in dismay, how can this be fun?

That little thing seems very arrogant, fuck him!

Wang Zhelin: "But he seems to be very good at fighting."

Yang Ming: "I'm afraid, we are professional athletes! In terms of physical strength and explosive power, isn't he better than him? Let him go!"

Wang Zhelin: "Oh."

This guy can be called the softest big center in history, how can he be hard?

Yang Ming: "Go! Do Ma Xiaoshu first!"

Wang Zhelin: "Good!"

bell bell bell...

As the sound of the bell became more and more urgent, the guests scattered and fled in all directions, but the two bell men ran towards Ma Xiaoshu and Guo Helun impartially.

Guo Hailun also ran away, leaving only Ma Xiaoshu watching the two bell men rushing forward with a cute face.

Ma Xiaoshu grinned: "One-on-one or gang fight?"